Kimbo Dice Blows Kid’s Christmas Money On Gambling App, Wants You To Download And Enter Her Promo Code So She Can Get More Rolls
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There’s gonna be a lot of ratchets out there on Facebook telling their pity stories in the hopes that you’ll donate to their Christmas fund. Happens every year. But can’t say we’ve ever seen one quite like this before:
So let me get this straight. It’s been a tough year for Kimberly but she still wants to show her kids a good time on Christmas. And instead of saving money and being economical Kimbo Dice here decided to spend what little cash she had gambling on an Internet app that most people seem to say is a scam.
Looks like she didn’t win. But it’s not too late to put a smile on her kid’s face on Christmas morning. You can still download the app that she just announced to the world was the reason she’s currently broke, deposit your hard earned money into it, and then enter her promo code so she can get more rolls. Rolls that she will either lose on, or win and continue to blow more money by letting it ride.
Can’t make this stuff up. Where do these people come from?
Ahhh, Woonsocket. Because, of course Woonscocket. She’s a “hard working” mother of three. And by that she means, if I just get a couple more rolls I’m bound to win the big one.
Once again, America is the greatest country on earth because the people amongst us who are struggling the most seem to have never missed a meal.
Merry Christmas everyone!!