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Kimbo Dice Blows Kid’s Christmas Money On Gambling App, Wants You To Download And Enter Her Promo Code So She Can Get More Rolls 

Kimbo Dice Blows Kid’s Christmas Money On Gambling App, Wants You To Download And Enter Her Promo Code So She Can Get More Rolls

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There’s gonna be a lot of ratchets out there on Facebook telling their pity stories in the hopes that you’ll donate to their Christmas fund. Happens every year. But can’t say we’ve ever seen one quite like this before:

So let me get this straight. It’s been a tough year for Kimberly but she still wants to show her kids a good time on Christmas. And instead of saving money and being economical Kimbo Dice here decided to spend what little cash she had gambling on an Internet app that most people seem to say is a scam.

Looks like she didn’t win. But it’s not too late to put a smile on her kid’s face on Christmas morning. You can still download the app that she just announced to the world was the reason she’s currently broke, deposit your hard earned money into it, and then enter her promo code so she can get more rolls. Rolls that she will either lose on, or win and continue to blow more money by letting it ride.

Can’t make this stuff up. Where do these people come from?

Ahhh, Woonsocket. Because, of course Woonscocket. She’s a “hard working” mother of three. And by that she means, if I just get a couple more rolls I’m bound to win the big one.

Once again, America is the greatest country on earth because the people amongst us who are struggling the most seem to have never missed a meal.

Merry Christmas everyone!!

11 Comment(s)
  • Light one up
    December 3, 2017 at 7:22 pm

    It’s the soda and fast food. Bunch of slovenly pigs.

  • suuuuuckittrebek
    December 3, 2017 at 5:12 pm

    It would suck being that fat losers kids, she needs more dice rolls to win that Chicago bulls hat.

  • The turtle is dying
    December 3, 2017 at 9:12 am

    Lol no one writing this could bother actually checking out the app themselves? she def needs a job and a better way to get xmas presents but no one pays for this app… you shamed some bitch who isn’t asking people for money or ripping people off… I like it when people deserve to be shamed. I always loved tb because you always based things off facts…. where’s the facts? Where’s your homework? This makes me wonder how false your other stories might be. Is this the end of the turtle?

    • Turtles Are Better Than This
      December 4, 2017 at 12:22 pm

      ^theyre right. This app doesn’t cost money and she’s sharing Her code hoping to get coins to maybe win some Christmas gifts. You just publicly shamed a struggling mom for “gambling” away Christmas money because you were too dumb to actually look into what she was asking before putting her on blast. This site is a joke, this article is defamation and the definition of “fake news”

  • Jinxie
    December 2, 2017 at 9:10 pm

    That’s it, I want off this fucking planet. Now.

    • Hughbo Mont
      December 3, 2017 at 6:09 am

      Yea, it’s not like this stuff hasn’t been going on for a long time, but now with social media they proudly show it for all the world to see. So much proof of failed parenting and now their children broadcasting their failure as it’s in progress.

  • TJB
    December 2, 2017 at 6:48 pm

    Try Doo-doo. She helps fat ugly skanks with donations- after her 40% off ‘da top. Oh wait…. your skin isn’t the color of choice for the queen of queer. You’re screwed. Enjoy the tears on Christmas morning when you tell them, “I was going to get you baby lovabella, and a fingerling ; but I spent all the Christmas money on gambling…. because I only care about me.

  • gfldgadfly
    December 2, 2017 at 5:50 pm

    Really she doesn’t need any more rolls. Pillsbury couldnt even stuff her into cans with the ones she’s got.

  • gfldgadfly
    December 2, 2017 at 5:47 pm

    I just threw up in my mouth a little. Is that allowed on the Keto diet?

  • Lame
    December 2, 2017 at 5:34 pm

    This is news? Stick to picking on criminals

    • Finn
      December 2, 2017 at 9:50 pm

      Fuck off Lame. Shame keeps assholes in check. Stop enabling.

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