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King Creeper McRapeface Claims To Be Unaffected By Blog Calling Out His Relentless Online Sexual Harassment, His Endless Facebook Rants Determined That To Be A Lie

Anyone remember Natick Sands? He’s the ladies’ man who felt it was totally appropriate to mass spam random chick’s inboxes with shit like THIS last week.

That’s gonna be a Casa-NO!-Va from me, dawg. You’re creepy as hell. And God, that name. Why do you parents hate you so much, Quincy?!

Anyway, after we wrote this blog detailing his pattern of sending pathetically desperate, explicit and totally unsolicited messages to completely uninterested women (read: every woman in a 10 mile radius with an internet connection), things really got interesting, because China Town lost his ever-loving shit.


Well, that’s normal. To respond to your assertion, Randolph, no – I don’t “wish” I could hop up in my crushes DM and ask to fuck str8 up”. Because I am a woman, who is married, and therefore get laid more than once every leap year. We are not the same.

Despite his insistence that it is not possible to shame him or his unnamed shorty whom is apparently still rocking with him despite having the online behaviors of a sexual predator or member of the New Delhi “bobs and vagene” mafia, Natick sure went downhill fast.

It’s just been post,

After post,

After post.

Literally up until two hours ago, Rockland was still posting obsessively about this.

Can someone let Salem know we never called him a pedophile? He seems confused and keeps making up defensive word salad. Drugs are bad, kids. He seems pretty bothered. There’s an easy solution to all this, you know. Stop sexually harassing women online. Simple!

But anyway, looks like Melrose expanded his radius to the West Coast, and maybe even had some luck?


Good for you, buddy. You only had to look over 3,000 miles away to find someone actually interested in your creepy peen. Looks like your totally inappropriate persistence maybe paid off – unless she’s really a 60 year old dude. That would be hilariously ironic!



12 Comment(s)
  • ExtraTerminalVelocity
    May 24, 2019 at 5:16 am

    979 area code is College Station, Texas.

  • marilu
    May 7, 2019 at 3:20 pm

    He literally is as thirsty & gross as those Indian dudes on FB, good reference Bristol!

  • Queefhog
    May 7, 2019 at 12:31 pm


  • Tim
    May 7, 2019 at 11:36 am

    Shouldn’t he be out on a quest for a ring or something?

    May 7, 2019 at 4:21 am

    This kid loves the cock, actually looking at him in that shiny life jacket & red shoes indicates that he loves all the cocks!

  • Big Wick
    May 6, 2019 at 9:42 pm

    Yeah, Natty, hope you read TBS comments, we’ll really “defamate your character.” You’re so defamated, you creep women out and wear pretty crimson sneakers. Just. Go. Away.

  • Crystal Laviolette
    Crunchy McCrunchFace
    May 6, 2019 at 9:15 pm

    Word salad…more like face salad. All discombobulated n stuff

  • Saugus Tewksbury
    May 6, 2019 at 8:15 pm

    He’s quite a catch
    I’m sure he’s a perfect gentleman in person

  • Wayne Bennett
    May 6, 2019 at 6:15 pm

    Although I enjoy this site, it gets tiring reading the long “sentagraphs” from the people you profile.
    As far as I’m concerned, it’s an indictment of the educational system in Massachusetts. It is a wonder these Facebook morons can tie their shoes.

  • ????
    May 6, 2019 at 5:46 pm


  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    May 6, 2019 at 5:31 pm

    But hey, Im sure you defend his free speech to say those things, AMIRITE?

    • jacky jackson
      May 7, 2019 at 3:57 pm

      fuck off retard randall
      MAGA 2020

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