Knobjob Marley And Buttnut Buddy Are Targeting Elderly And Women With Gas Can Scam For Free Cigarettes

Knobjob Marley And Buttnut Buddy Are Targeting Elderly And Women With Gas Can Scam For Free Cigarettes

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Scumbag alert out of the Rhode Island area……

See that? Now THAT is dedication to shaming and outing scumbags. That right there is a beautiful thing ladies and gentlemen. This woman gave up 45 minutes of her life just so these lowlife degenerates could be exposed as the scumbags they are. Apparently this is not the first time this has happened and they only go after women and the elderly:

Today I decided to not mind my own business. I am not one for confrontation. However, after going into Lowe’s of N. Smithfield RI with my daughter , I recalled a young man in his young 30s purchasing a new red gas container, over $10.00 purchase. No biggie right?

I leave and than I go to Walmart with my daughter , after shopping about 25 min, I leave Walmart and another young man around the same age “blond hair'” approaches me while walking to my vehicle with a old big yellow worn out gas container , says : Excuse me ma’am, I am in need of gas, I ran out and was wondering if you could help me. I suggested , why don’t you walk to the Stop & Shop gas station down the road, maybe they will give you a couple of dollars worth. The young man responds – Already went, they won’t help anyone. 

I than go to my car and I spotted the first young guy I seen at Lowe’s walking around another section of the lot. I waited and observed what they both was doing. Only approaching elderly , mainly women and women with young children. No men!

Well, I see this young woman put her baby into the car seat while leaving her pocketbook in the carriage. The blond decided to approach her, I decided to get out of my car and approach him. 

I told him that I am aware of what both he and his buddy were doing. If they needed gas, instead of buying another container at Lowe’s they should have used the cash for their vehicle. I yelled to his scumbag partner that their fun time is over. That I have been recording and reported. I have a picture already sent in, Walmart manager came out and thank me, been trying to stop these guys for two weeks, had no idea where they were parking. 

Go climb in a hole people.. Get a job! Taking advantage of elderly, women with children. Complete Cowards!!! This is them driving away! Nice car.. thugs !!

Fu-cking LO-SERS!!!

Is what they’re doing illegal? Technically not. But it’s just a gutterslug move when you specifically target the elderly and women because you perceive them to be vulnerable. Someone has to know who these assholes are. Knobjob Marley in particular seems like he’d stick out in a crowd, plus we got their license plates:

Apparently not everyone agreed with what the woman did though:

Calm your nani Tami. This woman provided a very valuable public service. The cops can’t do shit because they haven’t broken any laws. That’s why it’s up to the court of public opinion to do what they do best – take the Internet into their own hands.

So yea, they might not be doing anything illegal, but at least we can publicly shame and humiliated them so that people out there know not to give this walking cultural appropriation any of their hard earned money. If you know who any of these people are feel free to privately message us on Facebook or email us at We’d love to make them famous.


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7 Comment(s)
  • Stacy
    October 17, 2017 at 2:39 am

    A blond guy asked me for a few bucks, at the citizens bank near that stop and shop… same fucking story… him and his girlfriend ran out of gas… I was w my kids… I refused because I recently lost my job and don’t have extra money and also because if he took one more step closer to me I was gonna clock him in the face. I don’t like strangers approaching me when my kids are with me.

  • Emily
    October 16, 2017 at 3:53 pm

    I don’t get gas in Worcester unless my dog is with me. Pumping gas one day at Kelley SQ… after our 2 mile walk.. the dog was laying down in the back seat. A man approached me asking if I had any change. My girl is a German Shepherd. She didn’t bark or growl just sat up and put her head out the window. The man apologized and said sorry to bother you. It’s sad that when you get older, like me, you have to be extra observant and careful

  • Emmaline Greensward
    October 16, 2017 at 2:59 pm

    Good job from the lady who followed and documented, and then confronted them. I hope she doesn’t get any retaliation from these opportunists and their creepy buddies. That would be my only concern about what she wrote online.

  • Mediocrity
    October 16, 2017 at 12:28 pm

    I have had many of these types approach me in Worcester asking for gas money. I tell them I would be happy to call the police to help them. They decline. LOL.

  • Nai
    October 16, 2017 at 12:10 pm

    But she did do something! She documented it, called Walmart, and potentially saved the other lady from harassment and/or possible theft (never leave your purse in the cart even for a second!)

    Cops might not do anything. Some people just need to complain!

    • Sonny's Mom
      October 16, 2017 at 1:50 pm

      Looks like the “complainer” is from CT too, what a coincidence.

  • Twat Tickler
    October 16, 2017 at 12:01 pm

    Obtaining money under false pretenses

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