Krakow Cracker And Scissors Sarandon Accuse Webster Police Of Beating Up Black Innocent Black People But Falls Apart After Other Witnesses Expose They’re Lying


This is Addison Brown from Webster.

Yesterday she posted in a local Facebook group that she witnessed the Webster Police beating the shit out of a black Muslim woman for no reason except to be assholes!

The post didn’t last long because the owner of Webster House of Pizza chimed in to alert the mob that this was indeed fake news.

In fairness, wearing a trash bag to pick up a pizza is pretty standard Monday afternoon attire in Webduh.

But wait, didn’t Addison Brown get the memo from last June? The Webster Police Chief is woke! He emasculated himself by laying face down with his hands behind his back for 8 minutes while a mob heckled him, in an attempt to appease them.

Are you telling me that didn’t stop the baseless allegations that the cops are all racist? Almost like it’s pointless to try to please people who have no desire to view the cops as anything but subhuman trash. Wiktoria sure doesn’t seem impressed.

According to Krakow Cracker here, her boyfriend was arrested and slammed to the ground after being pulled over for no reason! He’s never broken the law before.

Ever. If you can’t trust a grown man in dog filter then who can you trust?

The lesson here is that kissing BLM’s ass is pointless, and any sort of good thing the cops do will be forgotten by ratchets the moment a cop holds them accountable for doing something shitty.


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52 Comment(s)
  • David Stanley
    May 28, 2021 at 5:30 am

    She got her start at my church. Webduh was a breeding ground for my church. God bless

  • Liz Cheney's Putrified Clam Box
    May 13, 2021 at 11:44 am

    Scissor me Timbers!

  • The Chocolate Colored Racing Stripe
    May 12, 2021 at 3:07 pm

    The best posting in the Webster area forum was about 4 years ago. A guy needed a ride to Mario’s, because his Camaro was in the shop. He didn’t trust Uber. Guys going there offered to get him, but girls working there offered more. Good times!

  • The Ghost Of John Fitch
    May 12, 2021 at 1:13 pm

    Has there ever been a bigger Beta Cuck than Webster Massachusetts Police Chief Michael Shaw?

  • Bob Murchison
    May 12, 2021 at 12:14 pm

    I will allow her to do a brown shower on my chest.

    May 12, 2021 at 11:45 am

    Over 50% of white liberal wahhmen of the ages 18 to 35 identify as having mental health issues to be more specific it is 58.6% That means 4 out of every 5 liberal wahhmen are mental defects and are on head meds
    It’s time people stop taking anything they say seriously and help them get the help they need

    • z
      May 12, 2021 at 3:09 pm

      58% admit they have mental issues. Many more are in denial about it.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    May 12, 2021 at 11:20 am

    who won ratchet madness?

  • Judge Dread
    May 12, 2021 at 11:20 am

    What’s up, I’m signing off for a few from TB. The people spoofing my alias are ruining my reputation on here. I’ve worked hard building my reputation so I don’t appreciate the trolling. I’m going to be gone for a while but you’ll know when I’m back because the regulars here know my posts. In the meantime, If you need to reach me, HMU on Grindr if you have my information on there.

  • The comments from your last post are spilling over
    May 12, 2021 at 11:07 am

    You are still, and will always be, a loser Aidan. That’s science.

  • Metro West Guy
    Being a scourge on society is a waste of life
    May 12, 2021 at 10:16 am

    Perfect example of always making sure you first screen the source of the information and then verify that it’s not B.S. before accepting it. As soon as I read that the boyfriend was just being a Good Samaritan and 4 Officers decided out of the blue to roust him, my B.S. detector went through the roof. Sure enough, he’s a violent jailbird. Shocking…

  • Chester the Fupa Molester (Pronouns Lord/Savior)
    May 12, 2021 at 9:27 am

    What do Sea Turtles and lesbians have in common?

    They both choke on plastic

  • Brown Eye
    May 12, 2021 at 6:52 am

    TB, enough of these skanks. How bout an update story on Leigha Genduso. Please post some updated pics of her for my spank bank.

  • Lenny dykesters
    May 12, 2021 at 2:43 am

    Shiiiiiiit I didn’t even get passed that photo of those two dkysters slobbering on one another. I better put my dick away.

  • Pooh Michael Biff
    May 11, 2021 at 11:06 pm

    I used to fuck that slore back in 8th grade caught my first STD from her

  • Judge Dread
    May 11, 2021 at 10:33 pm

    Don’t make fun of Webster, That’s my hometown. I love that place!

  • Do The Reich Thing
    May 11, 2021 at 9:16 pm

    Middle East is on fire. Remember when Trump was going to start WW3? I remember the media continually telling us he would. BTW, how does anyone work for that guy knowing as the chief he neutered your entire force?

      May 11, 2021 at 9:47 pm

      Don’t worry, those people are still addicted to the same media and think this is all good.

      There’s no hope and it’s hilarious to watch.

    • Fuck the ewwss
      May 12, 2021 at 11:38 am

      Good hopefully all the ewws burn they are the root of the worlds problems
      O00o look at me the holihoax not one mention of the holihox during war trials look at us we were put in ovens waahh wahhh wahhh acting like they went through genocide when there has been actual genocide of other people but no one mentions that always the ewws always

  • Tool
    May 11, 2021 at 9:10 pm

    That chief is an absolute disgrace, how does that clown even look in the mirror

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    May 11, 2021 at 8:52 pm

    Definitely jealous those cops got to jack up a latino with a queer rose tat on his hand. That’s a 10 pointer all day

  • Big Surprise
    May 11, 2021 at 7:48 pm

    Big surprise the knee section of her dungarees are gone, I’d imagine due to wear and tear.

  • How many seconds can u watch?
    May 11, 2021 at 6:50 pm

    • Snail trail
      May 11, 2021 at 8:08 pm

      Zero seconds the cover pic was too much. How do those pink hats look like pussy? The hats should include pubic hair, razor burn, stomach folds, tampon strings and discharge.

      There is porn pussy and obese cheddar pussy they look nothing alike.

    • Professor Griff
      May 12, 2021 at 6:44 am

      Only part Trump screwed up. He should’ve dropped a bomb on all of them. Would’ve helped human evolution for millennia.

    • FedUp
      May 12, 2021 at 10:05 am

      Agonizing. As is that chief laying face down…absolutely embarrassing…cringey af. Thank the gods my wife wanted nothing to do with that mob of pussy hatters.

  • Hard Cock Henry
    May 11, 2021 at 6:41 pm

    If Addison brown had Wiktoroa Mankowska’s tits and more feminine face I’d fuck her all day. As it is I’d fuck both of them now.

    Lesbians often have the hard jaw and big chin like ellen degeneres, If Rosy O’donell got her weight down you would start to see the chin jaw combo. It’s been said the lesbian protruding jaw helps lesbians get their face further into the vaginal folds up under the gunt and fits snugly into a meaty ass crack for rim jobs and backdoor cunt lapping.

    • Only Rosie O’Donnell, Thank you
      May 12, 2021 at 8:49 am

      Sir, You’ve called Woman you don’t like Fat Pigs, Dogs, Slobs and Disgusting Animals

  • Addison Brown mentally ill liar
    May 11, 2021 at 6:21 pm

    Heard Addisson Brown is a member of BLM and beats up elderly white dementia patients.

  • Boe Jiden
    As far as Race goes...
    May 11, 2021 at 6:20 pm

    Everyone can agree that there is nothing worse or more infuriating than a entitled, rich, woke, over-educated White Woman. Even the wokest of minorities would agree that these whiny loud mouth cunts are giant nuisance and distraction. The coddled bullshit that they spew to appear virtuous is utter nonsense. In one post they are woke, in the next they are enjoying frozen macchiato mudslides at the latest hipster barista bar resort.
    The problem being is no one has told them to shut the fuck up. From their Fathers, Boyfriends, The Education System, Sycophantic Friends, or Random Dudes (or chicks) that want to fuck them.
    Shut the Fuck Up White Girls!
    There I said it!!
    As a self-identified strong Black Woman they need to hear it.

    • Probably lack of great sex
      May 12, 2021 at 8:39 am

      I am a white woman and I couldn’t agree with you more. There is nothing worse than a entitled, rich, woke, over-educated White Woman. They really think their opinions matter. At first it was comical to watch all these nasty beings, now they need to disappear.

  • @EliSlovin
    May 11, 2021 at 6:17 pm

    I’ll burn that coal in my butt hole and never pay a toll! Men can’t get pregnant from ass sex baby!

  • Ricardo Cabeza
    May 11, 2021 at 5:50 pm

    Haha, good. Fuck ’em both. Liars need to get exposed, especially race baiters.

  • Captain Trips
    Say No to Nogs
    May 11, 2021 at 5:49 pm

    Little Krakow cutie will be a single mom soon if not already.

    Ghetto hand tattoo boy there, once he plants a seed, will be gone faster than the roadrunner.

    Some white chicks never learn.

  • Randy Ryder
    North of the Border
    May 11, 2021 at 5:20 pm

    I have video! I have evidence!

    Bitch, if you had anything of the sort you would have posted it, and it would be running in a nonstop loop nationally before the ink on his bail form was dry.

  • RobertI
    May 11, 2021 at 5:14 pm

    These people are crazy and make no sense and lie, LOSERS!

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Alexander Rich-Shea
    May 11, 2021 at 5:00 pm

    I am physically uncomfortable from embarrassment seeing this police chief lying on the ground with a mask on in earnest like he owes these trash people in front of him anything. As much as I like to heckle some cops, this just makes me feel bad.

    Unless he was getting off on it and had a raging boner the whole time.

  • I’ve got a Donnybrook in my asshole between a gay guy and my neighbors dog
    May 11, 2021 at 4:45 pm

    How many single parent white women with 3 mulatto kids is it going to take before these whores get it the through their heads

  • Monica's Still Born Clot
    May 11, 2021 at 4:39 pm

    If you think MCG lips on her face are huge, mommy’s meat flaps just killed me. Just think, I was bred to be the $20mil sacrificial child. Such a shame

  • Hm?
    May 11, 2021 at 4:11 pm

    I think the blonde chick has the rest of my jawline and chin I never got. Oh well. Cant decide if I’d rather have a huge chin and jaw or a small chin with not much jaw… what would be better? Ah genetics. You win some you lose some.

  • Webster Police Chief Michael Shaw
    May 11, 2021 at 4:10 pm

    Between humiliating my entire family and especially my children by lying down and submitting to a mob of losers, misfits and angry boons, and working the rest stops as part of my late night “community outreach” activities, I’ve secured the respect of my entire department and the public !!
    As a tip to anyone else in a leadership position who desires to command the same level of respect and confidence that I enjoy; I suggest doing the same as I do and maybe going the extra mile by offering blowjobs to lonely hitch hikers and confused teens. It’s a small contribution to the community, but it surely reflects honor and dignity to the brave men and women of the Webster Police Department !!

  • hartf811
    Beverly Farms
    May 11, 2021 at 4:07 pm

    Every ni99er is trash.
    “Exceptional kneegrows” (those that are housebroken, productive and civilized) are rarer than hens teeth.
    Every white chick who screws one is lower than trash.
    Every white person that sticks up for either of them is lower still.
    Cant fall much further.
    Equality is a myth. Ni99ers and whites are like fish and fowl.
    But one stinks more in the sun.

    • President Joe Biden
      May 11, 2021 at 6:58 pm

      Man I can’t tell ya how much I agree with that sediment but as President I’ll get in trouble for telling the truth about negroes. Hit me up on tinder.

  • observer
    May 11, 2021 at 3:55 pm

    This “lady” seems to be of Polish decent, which is a pity because I like the poles, they might drink a lot but they are decent people. They remember their history, many of them are old enough to have lived under the Nazis and communists Dictatorships, it is a little known fact that about 75,000 catholic poles died at Auschwitz.
    This “Lady” unfortunately has forgotten her peoples history and is acting like a Nazis or a communist.

    • As Opposed To…
      May 11, 2021 at 4:00 pm

      … Polish “in”decent?

      • observer
        May 11, 2021 at 4:37 pm

        Spell checker on my phone is crap, I always do better when writing on a computer.

    • Henri Fromage
      May 11, 2021 at 10:33 pm

      What do you call five Polish guys wearing hijab’s
      A pack of Stanleys

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    May 11, 2021 at 3:47 pm

    I hate these people.

  • EmfnT
    May 11, 2021 at 3:46 pm

    Would and would

    • Cuz You’re a Virgin…
      May 11, 2021 at 3:57 pm

      …who couldn’t get laid in Framingham with a fistful of pardons?

      • EmfnT
        May 11, 2021 at 4:11 pm

        Good one! I give credit where credit is due…

    • Professor Griff
      May 11, 2021 at 6:25 pm

      I wouldn’t touch the lezbo. The Foul Pole? Maybe, but I’d have to wash her throughly and wear two condoms.

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