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Lakeville Snaggle-Eyed Ragdoll Arrested By Dartmouth PD During Traffic Stop for Possession of Smorgasbord of Drugs, Bet She Didn’t See That Coming!

Lakeville Snaggle-Eyed Ragdoll Arrested By Dartmouth PD During Traffic Stop for Possession of Smorgasbord of Drugs, Bet She Didn’t See That Coming!

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Before I get started on this Wandering-Eye Wigette, there’s something else that needs to be addressed and I’m sure you can already see where this is going, but I have to do it:

Whoa! I don’t know if these guys ever had superfans or groupies, but if so, the seed has been planted! Just a courtesy FYI to Mr. Barry…I think you can buy paternity tests at any local pharmacy these days!

Anyhoo, down to business…

According to the Dartmouth PD Facebook page, Drugly-Ass Crackmonster, Shannon Barry, was arrested and charged with illegal possession of Class A & B drugs…because, ya know, ONE drug at a time just isn’t enough these days. She’s so hard, yo…she needed 10 grams of heroin, 1.5 grams of cocaine, and 2.5 grams of crack all at once. The article, found here, doesn’t mention what initiated the traffic stop in the first place, but it’s probably safe to assume she was driving erratically due to skewed vision.

Looking back through her life story, it appears as though this Cockeyed Pharmer has a cracked out history to back up this recent scenario. Howeverm it could ALMOST appear like she has her shit together, other than being your typical run-of-the-mill Basic Bitch. Then you click her page, and you look, and you’re like, “Eh, she looks sweet and innocent!” But, then…BOOM…

Backpage Betty. Your average run of the mill weekday pole technician. What’s it called when your brain thinks it can smells something it sees…? ‘Cause I’m getting strong whiffs of snail-trail and stale cigarette smoke from these!

And, looky here, there’s more Jordans in her closet than DiDi Delgado’s minions could ever dream of pillaging during a riot!

White gurl got flayvaaah!

Moving on…! She has made numerous claims over the years about being “clean” for such-and-such amount of time, “first day back”, and whatnot, but clearly all the false hope only gets you so far, because Scratchity Ann is right back at it. What was her plan for all those drugs anyway? Take them all herself? Distribute? Late Christmas gifts? Who the hell knows, but kudos and appreciation to the Dartmouth PD for stopping her in her track(mark)s.

What in the actual…? She literally posts a comment stating exactly the thought process her family and friends are probably experiencing when they look at her. I guess the “disease” keeps her from seeing it that way. What the hell does it take for these Drugstitues to smarten the eff up? Wonder how many times they’ve had to hit her with the magical zombie revival potion.

The worst part is, her “family and friends” still seem to be upset by her shenanigans, despite the fact that she clearly hasn’t changed even after getting help all those other times. How can people STILL be caught off guard by shit like this when someone is a repeat offender? This Wonk-Eyed Snake clearly needs more than a slap on the wrist to achieve some kind of rude awakening. But, hey, “prayers” are fun too. Good luck using those prayers to bring her back when next time is the last time.

14 Comment(s)
  • Mindful
    January 9, 2018 at 10:40 pm

    She’s an easy target…your “work” is not hard, making fun of someone struggling at life. You’re the idiot.

  • KimberlyS
    January 4, 2018 at 2:01 pm

    ‘But, hey, “prayers” are fun too.’

    Nice of you to mock people’s deeply held faith.

    • yo
      January 4, 2018 at 5:39 pm

      that’s the only part of the article i liked :p

  • Addiction is a Choice not a Disease
    January 4, 2018 at 7:57 am

    It’s Chelsea Clinton! What a looker that girl is… ba ha ha hahaha, go ther dad’s looks and mom’s evil soul.

  • Turd Reversalist
    January 4, 2018 at 12:28 am

    Some nice glamour shots but the mug shot don’t show no mercy.
    Great googly moogly in the harsh light of day!
    Would still stir the chocolate fondue pot but she needs a blindfold so one of those eyes doesn’t wander around to the back of her head to stare at me.

  • Vicxh
    January 3, 2018 at 11:42 pm

    I would like to leave my mess in her closet

  • True Reality Speaks
    True Reality Speaks
    January 3, 2018 at 8:53 pm

    Thought this was SSTG until I scrolled to the byline. Another noob writer trying to feel superior. Save this crap for Huffblo or some other elitist, delusional rag to exploit.

    Can we please get some bloggers that aren’t one step above the subjects in their articles?

  • Al Gore
    January 3, 2018 at 1:27 pm

    Beautiful blew eyes: One blew east, the other west!

  • Stunt Penis
    January 3, 2018 at 12:20 pm

    I’d definitely say, based on the right-side picture in the group of three, that she has “titty fuck me” written all over her.

  • Mom’s Basement
    January 3, 2018 at 12:07 pm

    Looking at how neat and organized her closet is I’m starting to wonder if doing a little coke once in a while is really all that bad

    • Adds
      January 3, 2018 at 12:21 pm

      Adderall will help you straighten out any closet lol

  • TortugaNino
    January 3, 2018 at 12:06 pm

    there are plenty of shit people to blog about, and plenty of them will give you endless fodder. However, as much as I disagree with the whole “disease” rhetoric, I think its pretty rough for you to take this girls posts and re-arrange them to make it seem as if she is randomly posting about being sober for “x” days with the intent of making it seem like BS. I know that that is a common thing these days but just plain not true here, if u look at the dates on those posts she was at somepoint posting updates every 30 days on the dot proud of her continued sobriety. then you decide you want to write a TBS article and just jumble up the posts to make them look illegitimate. I have come to expect higher standards of ratchet bashing on this site. smh.

    • Oh my...what happened?
      January 3, 2018 at 12:40 pm

      agreed…based on the dates at least she was attempting to get clean….hope she can kick this stuff once and for all at some point….

      what a shame….she sure was a yummy one back in the day

  • :(
    January 3, 2018 at 11:34 am

    lowest common denominator stuff. do not want.

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