Lakeville Snaggle-Eyed Ragdoll Arrested By Dartmouth PD During Traffic Stop for Possession of Smorgasbord of Drugs, Bet She Didn’t See That Coming!
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Before I get started on this Wandering-Eye Wigette, there’s something else that needs to be addressed and I’m sure you can already see where this is going, but I have to do it:
Whoa! I don’t know if these guys ever had superfans or groupies, but if so, the seed has been planted! Just a courtesy FYI to Mr. Barry…I think you can buy paternity tests at any local pharmacy these days!
Anyhoo, down to business…
According to the Dartmouth PD Facebook page, Drugly-Ass Crackmonster, Shannon Barry, was arrested and charged with illegal possession of Class A & B drugs…because, ya know, ONE drug at a time just isn’t enough these days. She’s so hard, yo…she needed 10 grams of heroin, 1.5 grams of cocaine, and 2.5 grams of crack all at once. The article, found here, doesn’t mention what initiated the traffic stop in the first place, but it’s probably safe to assume she was driving erratically due to skewed vision.
Looking back through her life story, it appears as though this Cockeyed Pharmer has a cracked out history to back up this recent scenario. Howeverm it could ALMOST appear like she has her shit together, other than being your typical run-of-the-mill Basic Bitch. Then you click her page, and you look, and you’re like, “Eh, she looks sweet and innocent!” But, then…BOOM…
Backpage Betty. Your average run of the mill weekday pole technician. What’s it called when your brain thinks it can smells something it sees…? ‘Cause I’m getting strong whiffs of snail-trail and stale cigarette smoke from these!
And, looky here, there’s more Jordans in her closet than DiDi Delgado’s minions could ever dream of pillaging during a riot!
White gurl got flayvaaah!
Moving on…! She has made numerous claims over the years about being “clean” for such-and-such amount of time, “first day back”, and whatnot, but clearly all the false hope only gets you so far, because Scratchity Ann is right back at it. What was her plan for all those drugs anyway? Take them all herself? Distribute? Late Christmas gifts? Who the hell knows, but kudos and appreciation to the Dartmouth PD for stopping her in her track(mark)s.
What in the actual…? She literally posts a comment stating exactly the thought process her family and friends are probably experiencing when they look at her. I guess the “disease” keeps her from seeing it that way. What the hell does it take for these Drugstitues to smarten the eff up? Wonder how many times they’ve had to hit her with the magical zombie revival potion.
The worst part is, her “family and friends” still seem to be upset by her shenanigans, despite the fact that she clearly hasn’t changed even after getting help all those other times. How can people STILL be caught off guard by shit like this when someone is a repeat offender? This Wonk-Eyed Snake clearly needs more than a slap on the wrist to achieve some kind of rude awakening. But, hey, “prayers” are fun too. Good luck using those prayers to bring her back when next time is the last time.