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Lawrence High School Students Film Themselves Fornicating Outside Of Classroom For 15 Minutes, Distribute The Video To Other Students, Cops Now Investigating

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So apparently there is video that is making the rounds on social media which has also been sent to many students, depicting two students at Lawrence High School engaging in gland to gland combat in a hallway outside of an empty classroom. We have no idea how old these students are, and when we were sent it by an anonymous source the first thing I did was call Uncle Turtleboy, and then he called the Lawrence Police. Evidently they are well aware of it and are working to identify the two students in the film. UT informed them that we would be publishing something about this, which they did not object to. I just want to make it abundantly clear that we never downloaded this tape, it was sent to us anonymously, hundreds of people in Lawrence have already been sent it, and we covered our bases legally before doing so.

Obviously we will not be showing you the video itself because we don’t need to send Uncle Turtleboy to jail. But we can show you still shots from the video in which the subjects are fully clothed, and with their faces not showing. This video has been shared on social media plenty of times, and two kids doing this during school hours, filming it, and then posting it on the Internet, is news. It’s news because it’s two videos totaling 15 minutes, and somehow not a single teacher or administrator in this school patrolled this part of the school for that length of time. It also means the two students KNEW that no one would be coming that way, which is why she felt so comfortable filming it. The girl in the video is the one who filmed it with her iMachine, and sets it up facing classroom H305. The video is out there, hundreds of people have seen it since it was distributed, and obviously the initial person to send it out there was the girl who taped it.

It starts off with a student who looks like he’s on his 5th try at sophomore year, lying outside of room H305.

The female star of the movie set up her phone and walks over to swap some saliva.

Luckily she qualifies for free lunch.

Then it’s time for some good ol’ fashioned dry humping.

Then we have to fast forward as both of them derobe, and the fornicating begins. It’s entirely one position, and lasts about 10 minutes. And since it’s Lawrence they obviously choose not to use protection because mo babies mo food stamps.

After it’s done she gets up and leaves him exactly how she found him.

Then she looks down and imagines all the child support he will never be paying to her as he attempts to freshen up.

She gives him a helping hand, since he just tossed her the D.

Teamwork!!

And finally she walks over to the camera, picks up the phone, and the video ends.

Administration better hope raw dog is a category on the MCAS this year, or else these two junior queefs are in trouble.

Question – what’s the point of school uniforms if you still get to wear Jordan’s? Isn’t the whole point to make kids not worry so much about buying expensive clothing to impress their peers? Seems to defeat the purpose if you get to wear whatever sneaks you want. Just sayin.

I don’t know how this is possible, but it’s unacceptable. I understand kids are gonna break the rules and fuck like rabbits, but the school should have a better plan in place to avoid this from happening. These are not the first two kids to bang during school hours, but they’re the first I’ve seen record it and distribute it on social media.

If this took place during school hours then it probably means that this particular part of the school was at lunch during that time, and the students knew no one would be up there. In this case it’s a risk in case a teacher came back early. The school should have hall monitors and cameras to make sure two kids don’t just go missing together for 15 minutes at a time.

If this took place after school hours then it’s unacceptable for two students to be wandering the hallways by themselves. This is an obvious safety issue, and Lawrence High School should have a better policy in place to prevent this from EVER happening.

According to the school’s newsletter they have parent MCAS meetings in that room.

Meanwhile, up in H-305, a group of HLD parents assembled for a workshop on how to understand their child’s MCAS scores. Who would expect to see nearly 50 parents and guardians gathered in a classroom on a Friday evening for a parent workshop?

Looks like H305 will never be the same.

If you know who the kids are in the video please contact the Lawrence Police.

P.S. How much of a waste of taxpayer money is sex education? We’ve been doing this in schools for how many years and kids STILL don’t even consider using a rubber.

37 Comment(s)
  • Disgusted!
    December 6, 2018 at 9:29 pm

    No supervision in the school with all those cameras? This didn’t happen in August like media reported with them dressed in sweatshirts. Administration should be held responsible for not supervising. Those two kids have zero self respect!

  • kids now suck
    December 5, 2018 at 11:19 am

    Its only business. She’s his ho and he is doing a quality check. She works the playground at recess for lunchables and juice boxes. Word in the halls is he carries.

  • Welcome to the Jungle
    December 5, 2018 at 10:27 am

    Jungle love, it’s drivin’ me mad
    It’s makin’ me crazy
    Jungle love, it’s drivin’ me mad
    It’s makin’ me crazy

  • deflateddoritodinks
    December 5, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Some people go into the military. Some people go to college. In Lawrence they get pregnant at 15 or 16 to enter into their career of welfare recipients. Also not on the curriculum is learning English.

    • bigdaddy
      bigdaddy
      December 5, 2018 at 10:23 am

      Also not on the curriculum is paying child support

  • Filthy Animals
    December 5, 2018 at 7:31 am

    They don’t need school. They will never work. Just make babies and the white working men will pay all their bills.

  • Fire Marshall Bill
    December 5, 2018 at 7:14 am

    Fucking animals that are enabled by the morons. That city shouldn’t have been stopped burning when we had the chance

  • Bongo Drums
    December 4, 2018 at 10:23 pm

    Street Cheetahs mating in the wild to the beat of the moon crickets….

  • 2 Princes Suck Pudding Pops
    December 4, 2018 at 9:48 pm

    Is that 2 men?

    Looks like Michelle (Michael) Obama and Bath House Barry getting down on some fudgecicles.

  • Alexandria Occasional-Kotex
    December 4, 2018 at 9:07 pm

    Look Mama, no usar los manos

  • WeAreFukd
    December 4, 2018 at 8:41 pm

    Remember The United States of America? It was a great country wasn’t it?

    .

  • JJ@AOL.COM
    JJ
    December 4, 2018 at 6:43 pm

    I saw a story a while ago, I dont remember where it was. A girl took nude photos of her self and posted them on the snap chat app for dudes in her school to see. Then dudes started sharing them with others as did she. They were high school kids and were all charged with distribution of child porn even the little hoe was charged. They should both be arrested and charged with distribution of child porn as well. This shit is fucking pathetic & gross. It’s time to ban cell phones from all schools. Not one child in school should be able to have them during school hours. I dont even want to her the parents say “well what if there is an emergency and I need to get a hold of my kid” call the fucking office then and tell the school you need to speak with your kid. Where are the parents, they should be punished as well!

    Sex ed has done nothing to help these kids learn. The only thing it has done is teach these kids how to have sex at a very young age. No kid should be allowed out of class during class. If you need to piss or shit do it in between class. If you dont go then, then that is your problem. If you piss or shit your pants then it’s your problem and no one else’s! I highly doubt that any kid in high school no matter how bad they have to go will not piss or shit them self. Schools need to stop catering to kids and parents. You’re there to learn if you and your parents dont like it find another fucking school or home school your fuck trophy. It’s not the job of the school of the teachers to babysit your kids. Sadly lots of parents think the opposite.

    The police should definitely charge them with making and distributing child porn and they should both have to register as sex offenders. I dont even want to hear “well there are only kids” they lost that argument when the decided to skip class and fuck around. They were adult enough to make that choice. so now let them be adult enough to deal with serious consequences! They are not kids, they are both fucking animals that belong in the wild!

    • WeAreFukd
      December 4, 2018 at 8:45 pm

      JJ you should’ve finished school. Your incoherent babbling is a waste of TBS bandwidth.

      • JJ@AOL.COM
        JJ
        December 4, 2018 at 10:52 pm

        Merry Christmas to you too.

    • SMH
      Noon'er
      December 5, 2018 at 3:05 am

      Bad assumption that these two are minors. Mass. allows free public education up to age 21 and many immigrants entering our public schools with no English knowledge slip grades. Ages won’t be known until accurate identities are known and verified.

      • Qwerty Typeset
        December 5, 2018 at 5:24 am

        I think you meant to say “illegal aliens” entering our public schools, as “immigrants” are somewhat vetted before legally entering the United States.

    • observer
      December 5, 2018 at 8:14 pm

      Why should the boy be reprimanded? Is any “straight” high school boy going to turn down pussy from a classmate, especially if she has a nice ass and says no rubber needed, I’m on bc? The boy is the innocent victim here, i haven’t seen the video but from what i see and read more power to him. He’s a legend in that city now.

      • Turdchomper
        December 5, 2018 at 9:09 pm

        if I were him i would sue the school district. He was obviously taking a power nap between classes and he was raped

        • Kim Wescott
          TheCureForHope
          December 17, 2018 at 3:48 pm

          Bahahahaha! Good one!

      • vladmir putin
        December 17, 2018 at 3:58 pm

        Any guy who believes a woman who says “I’m on bc” has a ton of learning to do.

        Not all pussy is equal and desperation is a bad look. But if you’re as worthless as these two, who cares, right?

        Fuck it! – the motto of this generation. Fuck it, who cares!

  • Clitty Litter
    December 4, 2018 at 5:53 pm

    Kid had to adjust the pack of Mentos in his pocket.

    The fresh maker.

  • Turdchomper
    December 4, 2018 at 5:48 pm

    I moved to the Land of the Entitled 3 years ago from the Midwest. I still have business in the mid and i thought Kenton Ohio was the drug/ ratchet capitol of the nation. Oh the stories i could tell about slags, junkies, pill pushing doctors (epic perv story there) as well as trying to employ competent people etc. That being said, the more i learn from TB, judging from effort shown, I’m thinking fat boy on his back is marriage material in this part of the world.

    • bigdaddy
      bigdaddy
      December 5, 2018 at 7:21 am

      marriage is not an option Husband =child support. baby mama = mo food stamps and EBT

  • Massachusetts Tax Payer
    December 4, 2018 at 5:31 pm

    Who do I make the check out to?

    • bigdaddy
      Bobby deleo
      December 5, 2018 at 7:34 am

      Just leave it blank we will take care of it

    • vladmir
      December 17, 2018 at 4:02 pm

      No need.

      Just work your ass off, they’ll take it from you.

  • scott blair
    December 4, 2018 at 5:30 pm

    He was anemic, her time of the month, life saving transfusion

  • Zorro
    December 4, 2018 at 5:27 pm

    What’s the El Calde have to say? When the pipes blew, he was so far up Tall Devals ass hecalmost became American. Yet he has nothing to say about this? He probably has a copy and is cranking it in his pueblo right now

  • School Ties
    December 4, 2018 at 5:10 pm

    Word on the street is the Principal stopped her in the hall and asked her if she was between periods and she replied “No sucka I aint had my period in 4 months!!!”.

  • I know what happened
    December 4, 2018 at 5:02 pm

    It’s obvious she found Romeo there passed out after a mild Heroin O.D.

    She gave him the ‘Kalahari respiration special’ and saved his life?

  • Y
    December 4, 2018 at 4:48 pm

    Randalllllllll, teach your daughter some semblance of self-respect.

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    December 4, 2018 at 4:05 pm

    I really hope the custodian bleaches the floor.

  • Caravan Sex
    December 4, 2018 at 3:56 pm

    More and more of this will occur as America transforms into a third world hell hole.
    Thanks obama

  • Robert Frost, LHS '92
    December 4, 2018 at 2:49 pm

    Who’s face that is I think I know
    She comes in from the barrio
    She would not mind us sitting here
    To watch her acting like a ho.

  • Gump Worsely
    December 4, 2018 at 2:28 pm

    Just a peek inside their lives. Don’t worry be happy, make lotsa babies for the $. When I first saw idiocracy about 10 years ago it didn’t really hit how true that movie really is. We are f’d.

    • the devil himself
      December 17, 2018 at 4:05 pm

      Take a look at South Africa to find out what happens next!

  • Ungawah
    December 4, 2018 at 2:26 pm

    Jigaboo mating in its primitive form. The worst part is, you know the rest of us are paying to feed and clothe these jungle junkies. Im sure they are only doing what mamma and baby daddy taught them. Monkey see Monkey do

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