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Lawrence Junior Bacon Hoodbooger Refuses To Cooperate With Cops Who Want To Know Why He Got Stabbed In The Face, Wants To Leave Hospital Without Treatment Because He Has Things To Do At 2 AM

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It can’t be easy being a police officer or a nurse in Lawrence, because 99% of the time you’re dealing with swamp nuggets who are rude and disrespectful while you’re trying to help them, and you must maintain professionalism despite it all. I couldn’t do it, that’s for sure. With my trucker mouth I’d be going viral on cop block so fast it would make your head spin. Never has this been more evident than this morning when I woke up to this Facebook post from a local ghettoroid, who filmed an encounter with the police at Holy Family Hospital in Methuen.

It all began when Dion Mejia showed up to the hospital with his brother, who was of course also stabbed in the face, and the police tried to ask him some questions before he could leave in a car that was covered in blood. This video is everything that is wrong with ghetto culture encapsulated in three minutes.

“Don’t fucking touch me!! You understand? Now I’m gonna press charges on you in court!!”

Oh snap! He’s going to press charges. In court nonetheless! That’s the best place to press charges. At first I though he was offering to plug in the officer’s iPhone because the battery was low. Turns out he was preparing a massive civil lawsuit because the cops wanted to know why a man covered in blood was refusing medical treatment and fleeing the hospital.

“What’s your name?”

“Aren’t you a cop? Investigate it.”

Boom. Roasted.

This was my favorite interaction.

Officer: “You got a stab wound to your head, your buddy’s got a stab wound to the face.”

Junior Hoodbooger: “What’s your point?”

Officer: “So why are you leaving right now?”

Junior Hoodbooger: “Because I’m leaving right now, I have shit to do.”

Officer:”You have a stab wound to your head.”

Junior Hoodbooger: “What is your point?”

Yea yo, he got mad shit to do. Tax season is coming up so he wanted to get a head start on it. He got mad deductions this year thanks to the Trump tax cut! So he got stabbed in the head? Big deal. When you grow up in Lawrence getting stabbed is just kind of part of life. You can either sit there and cry about it or make that money. Obviously this upstanding individual had to get to work early in the morning, because those satellite dishes covering the section 8 scumhole he resides in don’t pay for themselves.

Then there was this:

Junior Hoodbooger: “What’s your name and badge number.”

Officer: “I’m gonna write it all down for you.”

Junior Hoodbooger: “No, I want you to say it to the camera.”

Officer: “OK, I’ll write it down for you.”

It wouldn’t be a junior hoodbooger video without assuming that the cops have to stop what they’re doing and recite their name and badge number into your Obamaphone.

Loved this part too.

Officer: “What’s your name?”

Junior Hoodbooger: “Fucking clowns my nigga.”

Officer: “Fucking clowns? That’s your name?” 

I so hope that went in the police report. If I bare another crotch fruit I vow to you all that his or her name will be “Fucking clowns my nigga.”

Because he was at the hospital in a car that was covered in blood, and because he had a stab wound to his head, the police did not let him leave and attempted to get him to cooperate inside. Shockingly that did not work either.

“Personal space! You see this? Fuck you! Fuck you clown! Fuck you!”

You know these Gen Z welfare tots are going soft once they start demanding safe spaces.


This was perfect…..

Officer: “Did you see anybody?”

Officer: “I’m gonna take that as a no.”

HAHAHAHHAHA!!! Love the dry sarcasm.

That of course led to this:

Junior Hoodbooger: “What’s your name? And what’s your number?”

I’m so waiting for a cop to drop this line the next time that question is asked in a viral cop block video.

Then of course he proceeded to walk outside the waiting room and hassle the nurses as well. Now keep in mind, there is a 0.0% chance this cretin actually pays for health insurance. But luckily he lives in one of the greatest welfare states that has ever existed, so he doesn’t have to have a job, or worry about personal responsibility like a normal person. The taxpayers will take care of that for him. He’ll show his generosity for all these handouts by continuing to demand more handouts and by refusing to abide by the law and/or cooperate with law enforcement, and the cycle will continue. Such is life in the third world shithole known as Lawrence.

Normal people would look at that video and say, “Gee whiz, he sure could’ve handled that better.” But in hoodbooger culture it’s actually the police who went about it the wrong way.

Mad unehtical yo! FACKS!

You know you’re dealing with some real winners when the person commenting on your fuck the police video are also in the hospital.

Oh, you got stabbed too? We should do lunch!

Free muh boi!

“Cops needa understand them being around traumatized niggas gets them more provoked to say more fuck shit.”

It’s so true. Obviously these cops need more sensitivity training about how to deal with traumatized n words.

And after that call up Attorney Richard N. Vulva.

Time to build the wall……around Lawrence.

30 Comment(s)
  • Ungawah
    January 10, 2019 at 4:13 pm

    Best line ever: ” Fucking Clowns?” “That’s your name?”… Classic stuff right there!

  • Tired of Catering
    January 9, 2019 at 10:23 am

    All we can hope is that even though this heroin deal went south this time, the next one will go off without a hitch. Fingers crossed they score a hot load for the 14 of these rat cellar dwellers that are living together. Then pray that all but 1 OD at the same time. This way once the “fucking pigs” (sic) show up with only 2 doses of narcam, middle finger boy, that hood rat, piss smelling, sperm burping taco has to decide on who gets to live and who dies. That would be sweet justice, right middle finger boy?

    Then we get to listen to Lizzy “Chief Full of Bull” Warren cry how we need to do more for these cockroaches. That is even though each one of these porch monkeys probably cost us taxpayers $50k+ each a year for their food, housing, ER/Dr visits, utilities, obama phones, education, etc,etc. I’m so sick and tired of this shit constantly going on.

  • Richard Bagg
    January 9, 2019 at 9:53 am

    They should’ve tossed him a used band aid from the trash and said put this on your knife wound and have a nice evening. Then a little while after when they got a report of a bleeding young male collapsed on the street they could have showed up by way of Route 2.

  • Richyrich
    January 9, 2019 at 8:07 am

    I spent three years as an MP in the army and learned a few things about myself along the way, one of which is that I do not have the right personality to be in law enforcement. I don’t have the patience to put up with ghetto nonsense from hoodboogers like this. Being a cop in Lawrence must be the absolute worst.

  • Lake Flaccid
    January 8, 2019 at 10:33 pm

    So, who do you think ultimately pays for this ER visit?

  • angel40
    Bahaha dumbass
    January 8, 2019 at 8:44 pm

    Best thing about this whole situation is him and his friend went to attack someone and they got attacked with their own weapon! Little boy was probably embarrassed. His parents must be so proud.

  • whatevuh
    January 8, 2019 at 7:23 pm

    He’ll be dead by the time he’s 35 . . . and take my word for it, nobody will fucking care !

  • Roger
    January 8, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    Pieces of absolute shit like this, they should be euthanized for the greater good. Atleast dead, they can serve the community…as fertilizer. Unfortunately the only hope we have for these wastes, is that the people who stabbed them in the first place come back to finish the job. 

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    January 8, 2019 at 4:23 pm

    TB says they never just pick on people unless they committed a crime.
    Whats this kid’s crime?

    Is this the famous MUCKRAKING you talk about?

  • Lumpy Rutherford
    January 8, 2019 at 4:11 pm

    These pukes are why I want a mandatory Retroactive Abortion, death penalty being too harsh a term. Libs have no problem with abortions so this should not be an issue. Just call it a late -late term abortion!

  • Reactionary
    January 8, 2019 at 3:30 pm

    I remember when Methuen was a nice town…now it can be added to the ever-growing list of Mass communities that are turning into the third world.

    Diversity is our strength!

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    January 8, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    Actually, he’s well within his rights.

    Good for him.

    • One of Didi's Nipple Hairs, After Becoming Sentient
      January 8, 2019 at 2:39 pm

      Actually, you’re a pointed-headed fairy.

    • Tony Dow
      January 8, 2019 at 2:55 pm

      What? A contrarian post from Randall Guy? That’s so edgy and against the grain.

    • Roger
      January 8, 2019 at 4:35 pm

      I got a feeling Randall here is the type of guy that checks his mail slot on the first and 15th?

    • Beverly Graves
      Kim g
      January 8, 2019 at 8:16 pm

      Actually no he isn’t because if someone shows up with a gunshot wound or wounds that could be defensive wounds possibly made by a victim then refuses to answer regular normal questions they seem suspicious and the hospital called police which they should have. Imagine they just killed someone and that person tried defending themselves and the hospital just treated them and let them go then you would be bitching they let 2 killers go 

      Hope it ain’t your momma or young child 

  • Chaines
    January 8, 2019 at 2:07 pm

    I have never wanted to punch someone in the face more. Fucker complaining about hospital staff not doing job when he’s the one tying everyone up being a douchebag. I’m all for letting this thugs kill each other off. Just don’t kill any innocent people/children doing it.  

  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    January 8, 2019 at 1:35 pm

    Lawrence. Where trauma doctors go to get six years of raining in four months…

  • Bill the Butcher
    January 8, 2019 at 1:28 pm

    Just another Monday night in and around Larryville last night:

    – Shooting in a McDonalds parking lot on Haverhill Street in Methuen (Larry with (some) trees). A “21 year old Lawrence man” and his girlfriend came to the parking lot at 2300 to SELL TWO CAR DOORS, and Yolanda Hernandez and a 42-year old Lawrence man currently on the lamb zapped him and bolted. Car doors.
    – A brawl at 91 Broadway in Larry with a stabbing. Two dudes then showed up at Holy Family in Methuen, one with severe cuts to his mug, the other cuts to his chest. The youth here was one of those dudes. L E-T reports he was charged with disorderly conduct and A&B on a cop.

    This is why we need a wall…around Lawrence. Some barbed wire and claymores around Methuen wouldn’t hurt, either.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    January 8, 2019 at 1:05 pm

    Lawrence needs to get a Vic Macky to deal with these shitheads.

  • Fred Knessl
    January 8, 2019 at 1:01 pm

    In cases like this the Lawrence PD needs to make a call to a nearby resource.
    The resource can come right down while the Hoodbooger is cussing out the cops for Dissin’ his brotha.
    And Break the window in the oh-so-innocent hoodbooger’s precious car.
    Now it’s a crime scene.
    Have at it, my blue clad friends…
    Ahhh, the good ol’days!!!

  • Y
    January 8, 2019 at 12:15 pm

    No hope for the human race

  • Trump 2020
    January 8, 2019 at 12:15 pm

    This piece of shit is who Elizabeth Warren wants to continue populating Lawrence, Massachusetts, Boston and all of the united states. Elizabeth Warren would also find the police here to be unwelcoming to the ohsowavy and family member. Marty Walsh and Charlie Baker and Nancy Pelosi support ohsowavy and are proud to have him and his family as citizens and fine representatives of the united states of america.

  • Maggie the Cat
    January 8, 2019 at 12:11 pm

    Too bad cops can’t slip some sort of tracker into his pocket. If they know where he is at all times, it would be helpful should they choose to make him disappear.

  • Daniel Sullivan
    Frannk Grillo
    January 8, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    This is reason 40,892 on why we need a “Purge!” I would love nothing more than to just get rid of all these losers. They do nothing for society except bleed us dry. This world would be such a better place if we could just PURGE.

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    January 8, 2019 at 12:02 pm

    Let him walk.. Pray he gets a giant infection that turns gangrene as well. If he decides to seek retribution, perhaps he will get killed. We can all hope. Fuckin street rats

  • Ray Patriarca
    Fuck them all !
    January 8, 2019 at 11:51 am

    Fuck these savages !
    They don’t want treatment? Great !!!
    Who gives a fuck ! Let the scrawny little beaner bleed out !
    I don’t know why anyone cares ?
    Fuck ’em !
    Any treatment is going to cost the taxpayers money anyway….so let him leave !
    As far as who stabbed him ?
    I don’t care about that either !
    The little cocksucker is going to revenge his injury.
    Here’s hoping they all just kill each other !
    That’s what they want anyway !
    Why try and stop them!
    Let them cull the herd!
    Don’t engage them.
    Don’t help them.
    Ignore them.
    The cops need to start “slow walking” when it comes to dealing with these assholes.
    Let ’em kill each other !

  • Michael Hunt
    Mike Hunt
    January 8, 2019 at 11:49 am

    ion know him either but he seems like fucking douche bag

  • One To The Head
    January 8, 2019 at 11:45 am

    Take him out back and give him a headache that never goes away.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    January 8, 2019 at 11:37 am

    What’s the issue here? Let him go. No treatment. Bye!

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