Least Surprising Story Ever: Hampton Beach Weirdo Caught By Kids Taping Them With Hidden Camera In Gatorade Bottle


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WHDHA group of teens found a bottle with a hidden camera inside while they were spending the day at Hampton Beach Monday. The teens said they noticed a man at the beach near them who was acting strange; Sophie Scafidi said the man was staring at his phone while holding the bottle. He was approached by another woman, who grabbed the bottle away. When they opened it, they found a camera inside, with a lens concealed in the bottle’s neck. When they viewed the images stored on the camera’s memory card, the teens said they found video and pictures of women and young girls at the beach. There was also images and videos of themselves. The teens turned everything over to the police. The man ran off and they were unable to find him.

A shady guy sitting on a bench holding with a hidden camera cemented into a bottle, secretly taping children in order to build up his spank bank archives. If you were to pick one place in America where you’d expect something like this to happen on a daily basis, it’s Hampton Beach. This is just the one idiot who got caught by these crafty kids. Come on dude, act like you’ve done this before. He might as well have been out there with a boom mic, and “child molester” tattooed on his forehead. I can just imagine what this guy looked like. And to cap it all off he’s sitting on a bench pointing a gatorade bottle covered in black tape directly at a bunch of kids.


Basically he was asking to get caught. Luckily he had a solid getaway plan in place because this happened three days ago and the guy still hasn’t been caught. Just another Monday on Hampton Beach!!!

If this guy were smart he would’ve showed up on “hippie chicks who refuse to wear tops” day. He could’ve stood in the paparazzi with the rest of the north shore’s horniest middle aged men as they took pictures of women who no one wants to see topless.

But instead he sat on a bench by himself acting as shady as possible. Hampton Beach rookie.


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21 Comment(s)
  • June 10, 2016 at 6:17 pm

    Look at those middle aged losers. Especially the degenerate in the front row, on the right with the blue shirt and dark baseball hat. He isn’t even taking pictures he’s just standing there drooling with his eyes bulging. Definite candidate for the gatorade camera.

    • Group Fish
      June 10, 2016 at 6:30 pm

      Or false bottom popcorn box!

  • Melanie
    June 10, 2016 at 3:24 pm

    The men taking photos do not look like they have a whole lot of options.

  • Innocent Photographer
    June 10, 2016 at 2:03 pm

    The photographer DID NOITHING WRONG ! Maybe the “girls” or “kids” on the beach did. The woman who took the camera should be charged with assault and theft. If someone doesn’t want their picture taken, DON’T GO OUT IN PUBLIC.

  • Reddog
    June 10, 2016 at 1:34 pm

    Plus you can watch whales,seal,sharks and all the boats

  • Reddog
    June 10, 2016 at 1:31 pm

    Was cool in the eighties and early 90’s. Now I prefer the cape cod national seashore. No riff raff. You can drive your suv or truck or rv out on the beach in Provincetown and bring your stuff with you. No corrolas,civics or altimas allowed. Totally different experience.

  • LLC
    June 10, 2016 at 1:20 pm

    I’m a chick so forgive me but isn’t there much more interesting shit on the Internet than getting footage of the beastly people at Hampton?

  • An Innocent Man
    June 10, 2016 at 8:42 am

    Is recording people on a PUBLIC beach even a crime? I guess if there was audio it could fall under wiretapping laws but hey, I’m no lawyer.

    • Mike
      June 10, 2016 at 9:11 am

      good point

    • Light up another one
      June 10, 2016 at 9:21 am

      Neither is Feisty but that doesn’t stop him.

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        June 10, 2016 at 6:50 pm

        You caught me! So clever Lt. Frank Drebin!! I loved you in Naked Gun. I have a soft spot for stupid… 😉

    • dom
      June 10, 2016 at 10:34 am

      This is just creepy as hell but it appears it is not a crime. Based on the NH statutes, hidden cameras in public are only illegal if the perv is trying to catch up-skirt/down-blouse type of pictures…

      However, you are correct that if he recorded an audio conversation, regardless if there is an expectation of privacy, all parties must consent or its a crime.

      If the guy stuck around until the police show up, he likely would have just ended up on their perv watch list, but would not have been charged with anything. The kicker is, the people that took the camera from him DID commit a crime…. so i guess they are lucky he ran.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    June 10, 2016 at 8:06 am

    The picture with the women standing for the crowd of men… look at the one all the way to the left. How awkward is she standing? Looks like a man baby!

  • Shackleford
    June 10, 2016 at 7:47 am

    There’s a nipple in that picture.

    • fordsnharleys
      June 10, 2016 at 7:57 am

      Thanks! Had to go back and check.

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      Frank Lee
      June 10, 2016 at 10:25 am

      yep my nip radar picked that up.

  • A. M. Wood
    June 10, 2016 at 6:03 am

    For those headed to Hampton, let me save you some gas money. When you get as far as Lawrence, stop there. You’ll get the exact same experience.

  • Sandy
    June 10, 2016 at 5:59 am

    I Refuse to go to gross, white trash Hampton Beach, but does anyone know if the naked contortionist who flys a kite behind the banstan is still there?

    • Sandy
      June 10, 2016 at 6:05 am


  • Wormtown Refugee
    June 10, 2016 at 5:43 am

    Sounds like former Sen. Jim Marzilli is vacationing in New Hampshire……

    • Worc Taxpayer
      June 10, 2016 at 6:09 pm

      Good one and good memory. Last time Sen Pervert was caught he was being a freak to a woman sitting on a park bench next to him in, Lowell I believe.

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