LeBron James Wins Biggest Dooshnozzle Ever Award For Post Game Outfit At Press Conference

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If you wanted another reason to hate LeBron James just check out what he wore to his post-game press conference after last night’s Game 3 Eastern Conference Finals win over the Indiana Pacers:



Ya see that right there? That’s why LeBron will never, ever be embraced the same way Michael Jordan was. Asshat spends more time coordinating his moronic post game outfit than he does thinking about basketball. He wins because he’s a million times better than everyone else, never gets called for fouls, and teamed up with Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh. He doesn’t win because he loves basketball. He doesn’t win because he has that killer instinct like Michael did. That’s what we loved about Michael. He was fun to root for. And after he won he showed up looking like this:

Jordan press confererence

You know, like a grown fucking adult professional. Not Bron-Bron though. He shows up looking like a flamboyant Brooklyn hipster. Complete with glasses with no lenses, some high school girl’s jacket, a bunch of live strong bracelets, and a fedora. Just looking in Michael’s eyes you can see his killer instinct. He looks deep inside your soul and is already figuring out a way to emasculate you on the court. He was the consummate winner and Bron-Bron couldn’t hold his jack strap.

But the bottom line is at the end of the day the Heat are gonna win again because they have LeBron and no one else does. So you can either complain about it or capitalize off it. When they were down 1-0 to Indiana it was prime pouncing season. Somehow Miami was +$120 to win it all at that point. The fact that you would actually make MORE than you bet when they win makes this the easiest money you’ll ever win in your life. Wish I had more money to put up. Screen Shot 2014-05-25 at 11.02.55 AM

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2 Comment(s)
  • Joey G
    May 26, 2014 at 9:19 am

    Jordan was an absolute killer. He would have stomped on, me, you, and everyone we love for another championship.

    Watch some of those games from the 80s and early 90s. Now picture LeBron going in against Laimbeer, Dumars, and Rodman, or Oakley, Ewing, and Anthony Mason, or Barkley with no chance of a foul being called on every possession. No chance in hell he ever does that.

  • Wabbitt
    May 25, 2014 at 1:45 pm


    That is a trilby. Just because moron hipster douchebags who’ve never seen Indiana Jones call it a fedora, does not make it a fedora.

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