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So LeBron James brought home a championship to the poor city of Cleveland tonight. And just like millions of sports fans across the country Turtleboy is conflicted. On the one hand, you have to be happy for Cleveland. It’s such a shitty existence. You had to figure when those juiced up Indians teams from the 90’s never won a World Series that this city was cursed.
On the other hand, how can you possibly feel good about Bron-Bron winning a championship? If he had gone out there and earned it, I’d tip my hat to him. But the only reason they won this game tonight is because Golden State sucked. Klay Thompson hit a layup with 4:39 remaining to make it an 89-89 game, and that was the last point this allegedly legendary team scored all night.
Meanwhile, everyone is blowing LeBron right now. He was the unanimous MVP in a series that Kyrie Irving basically won for them. There was ONE basket scored by either team in the final 4:38. It was a Kyrie Irving 3- pointer. It was the only thing that mattered and he wasn’t even considered for the MVP. Here’s what LeBron did in the final 4:38 in Game 7 of the NBA Finals:
Good for Bron-Bron for winning his third ring. What his teammates did was amazing. I just can’t get behind a guy who wins like this. Down by 3 with 10 seconds to go Bron-Bron had a chance to put the game away. He took the ball hard at Draymond Green and drew what was clearly a foul. That’s fine. But so was Bron-Bron.
Man, how did his wrist ever survive that routine fall? Turtleboy Jr. fell about as hard as that today and when he realized I wasn’t gonna give him the “are you OK” reaction, he just moved on to the next thing because he was fine. And so was LeBron.
But it was the way that he reacted to it that just cemented his status as a legendary dooshnozzle:
Give me a break. This is what a champion looks like to millennials. A drama queen who fakes an injury with a championship on the line so you’ll talk about how he battled through adversity. And make no doubt about it, he was 100% faking it. Literally a minute later he was on the line hitting the game icing free throw.
I feel bad for everyone under the age of 25 who didn’t get to grow up with Michael Jordan and Larry Bird. This is the guy they will remember as the defining player of their generation. A walking vagina who misses every shot he takes in the final four minutes of Game 7 of the NBA Finals, fakes an injury, and gets a ring for it.
P.S. The media’s reaction to LeBron’s fake wrist injury is the reason why he was rolling on the ground crying. Because he wanted them to say, “Oh my God, he just won the championship by hitting a free throw with a broken wrist. What a warrior!!!” And then they did:
LeBron probably broke his wrist and calmly drilled the biggest free throw in his life (and a city's life). Insane. He's pretty good.
— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) June 20, 2016
— SB Nation (@SBNation) June 20, 2016
LeBron is somehow shooting free-throws right now after basically suffering a knock that would've broken your wrist https://t.co/GigN08z1c6
— HuffPost Sports (@HuffPostSports) June 20, 2016
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