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So I saw this picture on Reddit the other day and I couldn’t stop laughing at the caption that came with it:

Ummmm….Can you say, “Legend?” Holy smokes take a look at this kid. Talk about giving zero fucks about anything. This is how my Mom used to dress me after a day out at the Maurice the Pantsman sidewalk sale. He’s fat, acne ridden, covered in bangs and grease, and he’s dressed from head to toe in Poor Simon’s. But despite that this clown somehow not only knocked up three girls who don’t appear to be anywhere nearly as hideous as him, but he somehow managed to convince them to go to the prom with him and pose for this ridiculous picture. Modern medicine and statistical data would’ve told you that he would be a virgin until he went to Thailand for a semester abroad junior year of college. But somehow through the grace of God himself, this kid was a high school casanova.

Turtleboy Sports is a family blog, so there are two things I want all the children out there to get out of this: 1) This is what happens when you have sex before you’re married 100% of the time (plus they all have herpes now), and 2) Whenever you’re feeling down about yourself and your self-esteem feels like it couldn’t get any lower, just think about this kid and remember that anything is possible. Anything.

P.S. This picture is from the 90’s right? I still say this kid has more swag than kids today who think it’s cool to wear tapered skinny jeans.

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