Legendary Kid Took 3 Pregnant Girls He Knocked Up To Prom

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So I saw this picture on Reddit the other day and I couldn’t stop laughing at the caption that came with it:

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Ummmm….Can you say, “Legend?” Holy smokes take a look at this kid. Talk about giving zero fucks about anything. This is how my Mom used to dress me after a day out at the Maurice the Pantsman sidewalk sale. He’s fat, acne ridden, covered in bangs and grease, and he’s dressed from head to toe in Poor Simon’s. But despite that this clown somehow not only knocked up three girls who don’t appear to be anywhere nearly as hideous as him, but he somehow managed to convince them to go to the prom with him and pose for this ridiculous picture. Modern medicine and statistical data would’ve told you that he would be a virgin until he went to Thailand for a semester abroad junior year of college. But somehow through the grace of God himself, this kid was a high school casanova.

Turtleboy Sports is a family blog, so there are two things I want all the children out there to get out of this: 1) This is what happens when you have sex before you’re married 100% of the time (plus they all have herpes now), and 2) Whenever you’re feeling down about yourself and your self-esteem feels like it couldn’t get any lower, just think about this kid and remember that anything is possible. Anything.

P.S. This picture is from the 90’s right? I still say this kid has more swag than kids today who think it’s cool to wear tapered skinny jeans.

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6 Comment(s)
  • Timmah
    February 1, 2015 at 9:52 am

    Would you expect any less from David Koresh Jr.

  • GFF
    January 31, 2015 at 11:17 pm

    Why would anyone be barefoot at a prom? Far left is literally barefoot and pregnant. Is that why she gets to hold his hand?

  • Brian Foll
    January 31, 2015 at 12:49 pm

    I’m guessing these ladies have daddy issues!

  • Not-A-Hippie
    January 30, 2015 at 4:44 pm

    Odds that all three women are now on welfare and he’s unemployed and nowhere in the picture?


  • mikki
    January 30, 2015 at 4:03 pm

    Think he got them all to color cordanate also or they did that on their own like sister wives.

  • JoeMomma
    January 30, 2015 at 3:58 pm

    He’s from Indiana…..two of them are his sisters.

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