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So the Spencer-East Brookfield School Committee election is just a week away. And the good people of SEBRSD get to add a headstone to the Turtleboy Sports graveyard for School Committee chairman Kevin Hayes, who is choosing to be overthrown rather than stepping down with what is left of his dignity in hand. Easy way and a hard way. Both are fine with us.
Anyway, a couple people sent us this video of four of the five candidates who are stumping for two spots.
Obviously we endorse this guy:
And this woman:
Because as you can see in the video, they are normal and want to restore sanity to the most insane school district in world history. Whatever you do, don’t vote for this guy:
He is Lucifer. He has no soul and is in it so he can hook his family up with stipend positions while quality teachers are sacrificed and students leave the district in record numbers.
But can we just for a moment talk about this man right here:
Kurt Nordquist is so Spencer it hurts. It’s like a rule when you live in Spencer that if you’re a grumpy old man with a mustache, you have to run for town office. This is why Spencer can’t have nice things. Because guys like Kurt Nordquist and Kevin Hayes are running the show. Just watch his legendary interview again:
“I want more books, more foreign language and computer technologies…to, uh, move the district forward…with the children.”
Ladies and gentlemen, it doesn’t get much more eloquent than that. The man is a modern day Lincoln. Sure, he had to look down at his paper for 90% of his 90 second rant about nothing, but he was just working out the nerves. It’s gotta be pretty intense when you’re going on Spencer Local Access Television.
Seriously though, why do people like this run for office in Spencer? Why are old people who have no children in the schools and generally come across as crotchety old townies so interested in getting elected to be in charge of the schools? Oh yea, because they’re a bunch of cheap bastards whose main priority is to spend the least amount of money as possible, pocket as much cash as they can, and fuck over everyone in the process. Make sure to vote for Jason Monette and Martha Berthiaume on Tuesday, May 10.
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