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Legendary School Committee Candidate Kurt Nordquist Is So Spencer It Hurts

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So the Spencer-East Brookfield School Committee election is just a week away. And the good people of SEBRSD get to add a headstone to the Turtleboy Sports graveyard for School Committee chairman Kevin Hayes, who is choosing to be overthrown rather than stepping down with what is left of his dignity in hand. Easy way and a hard way. Both are fine with us.

Anyway, a couple people sent us this video of four of the five candidates who are stumping for two spots.

Obviously we endorse this guy:

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And this woman:

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Because as you can see in the video, they are normal and want to restore sanity to the most insane school district in world history. Whatever you do, don’t vote for this guy:

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He is Lucifer. He has no soul and is in it so he can hook his family up with stipend positions while quality teachers are sacrificed and students leave the district in record numbers.

But can we just for a moment talk about this man right here:

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Kurt Nordquist is so Spencer it hurts. It’s like a rule when you live in Spencer that if you’re a grumpy old man with a mustache, you have to run for town office. This is why Spencer can’t have nice things. Because guys like Kurt Nordquist and Kevin Hayes are running the show. Just watch his legendary interview again:

“I want more books, more foreign language and computer technologies…to, uh, move the district forward…with the children.”

Ladies and gentlemen, it doesn’t get much more eloquent than that. The man is a modern day Lincoln. Sure, he had to look down at his paper for 90% of his 90 second rant about nothing, but he was just working out the nerves. It’s gotta be pretty intense when you’re going on Spencer Local Access Television.

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Seriously though, why do people like this run for office in Spencer? Why are old people who have no children in the schools and generally come across as crotchety old townies so interested in getting elected to be in charge of the schools? Oh yea, because they’re a bunch of cheap bastards whose main priority is to spend the least amount of money as possible, pocket as much cash as they can, and fuck over everyone in the process. Make sure to vote for Jason Monette and Martha Berthiaume on Tuesday, May 10.

 

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23 Comment(s)
  • MrButthurt
    May 3, 2016 at 10:35 am

    Sick of this is most likely Bob Cirba. Loud mouth from Spencer who hates the union even more then Hayes does.

  • Resident
    May 3, 2016 at 7:52 am

    Who else got a headache from watching that interview?

  • Brendan Rys
    Beej
    May 3, 2016 at 7:13 am

    Kurt Nordquist is to Spencer what William Coleman is to Worcester. This guy has been running for stuff (and usually losing) for 25 plus years.

  • Disgusting
    May 3, 2016 at 6:04 am

    I have known Kurt for a long time. He is one of the biggest perverts I know.

  • BobnMic
    May 3, 2016 at 4:14 am

    just a test to see if something serious would go through. Most cases no but this time yes.

  • BobnMic
    May 3, 2016 at 4:13 am

    — and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

  • BobnMic
    May 3, 2016 at 4:08 am

    It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us —

  • BobnMic
    May 3, 2016 at 3:27 am

    Oh well, a bit of a history buff.

    • JayC
      May 3, 2016 at 3:41 am

      The irony is that there is a better likelihood of Lincoln coming back from the grave than Kevin Hayes being re-elected and being allowed anywhere near town government again.

    • BobnMic
      May 3, 2016 at 4:03 am

      The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced.

  • BobnMic
    May 3, 2016 at 3:07 am

    But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate — we can not consecrate — we can not hallow — this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here.

  • BobnMic
    May 3, 2016 at 3:01 am

    Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

    Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

  • Tudor turtle
    May 3, 2016 at 2:01 am

    Turtleboy, just show them the superintendent’s plush office and conference room equipped with a tv . then show them the conditions of the deplorable classrooms. NEED I SAY MORE!!!

    • BobnMic
      May 3, 2016 at 3:00 am

      Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

  • Sick of this
    May 3, 2016 at 12:47 am

    Best part about this is that the two he’s backing weren’t even there to put why they deserve a shot at the district. Hayes seemed pretty together. He knows what’s going on and he seems a bit above your attacks.
    Even if he wasn’t the best man for the job… he seems to be a better man than you.

    • Disgusting
      May 3, 2016 at 6:02 am

      Kevin, is that you commenting?

  • BobnMic
    May 3, 2016 at 12:02 am

    Just like that did

  • BobnMic
    May 3, 2016 at 12:02 am

    This is how you comment without it getting lost:

    meaningless meaningless meaningless stupid stupid stupid dumb dumb dumb farts farts farts etc. And it will post.

    • President Matt
      May 3, 2016 at 9:15 am

      meaningless meaningless meaningless stupid stupid stupid dumb dumb dumb farts farts farts etc.

      Does that work as a Post Script or only as a header??
      (Asking for a friend)

      meaningless meaningless meaningless stupid stupid stupid dumb dumb dumb farts farts farts etc.

  • Rational Person
    May 2, 2016 at 11:36 pm

    My comments are getting lost in the ether…

  • Sick of this
    May 2, 2016 at 11:03 pm

    Here he goes again. He pretty much smashed your bullshit A.K.
    You are NOT working in the best interest of the district. You are a cancer.

  • GoneWest
    May 2, 2016 at 11:02 pm

    All the best comebacks I’ve ever had for Feistylawyerlady have gotten lost due to the faulty comment posting

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      May 2, 2016 at 11:44 pm

      Love you, snookums!

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