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Everyone knows that Turtleboy Sports has by far the best readers of any blog that has ever existed. You all are well known for your sense of humor and down-to-earth folksiness. Particularly the women. You rock. Never has that been more evident than when a loyal Turtle Rider named Jessica Dempsey created the most bad ass “Save the Dates” you’ve ever seen, featuring New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick:

Best wedding "Save the Date" ever. #LetsParty #OnToTheWedding pic.twitter.com/Uro0fDmWHS

— New England Patriots (@Patriots) March 10, 2015

I think I’m in love. Legit, she just passed Professer Sonya Conner on the Turtleboy crush list. I feel like a schmuck for not getting the first interview either, but SBNation beat us to it. Big Blogging is always sticking it to the Mom and Pop blogs.

Look, I’ve done the whole wedding thing. My “Save the Dates” are the most humiliating, emasculating photos ever taken in the history of the world. I wanna punch myself in the face when I look at them. They are living reminder that women are always in complete control of men at all times, whether or not they realize it.

For a woman to not only agree to go along with this, but to be the brains behind the operation, pretty much makes her wifey material 5.0. Here was her rationale for it:

We had looked around at the classy, traditional Save the Dates. I felt weird about people having our faces on a magnet on their fridge, watching everything going on in their kitchen. It just creeps me out. So we knew we had to do something different. My fiance, Scott, was married once before, so he told me to have free reign with the Save the Dates. Being that I own a sports company, and grew up in a house of women who LOVE football, I knew that was where I wanted to go with it, but wasn’t sure how to accomplish it. Someone had posted the Bill Belichick “Let’s Party” meme one morning after a win, and I think I was out for a run when it hit me that we needed to do a variation on the meme. I quickly taught myself Photoshop, edited out full logos, added text, got rave reviews from my Mom and Grandmother, and sent them off to the printer! We love to entertain and make people laugh, so it was perfect for us.

Fantastic. But even better than that was her answer for how she was going to accommodate football fans around her wedding:

We are having a weekend wedding, and our brunch on Sunday will include football games on the big screen at our venue along with hot dogs, ballpark pretzels, popcorn, beer, and other football snacks. We want people to have fun and not worry about missing any games. We don’t want to miss the games, either!

Ya know Jess, if this thing doesn’t work out, there’s always room aboard the Turtle. Just don’t tell Mrs. Turtleboy. I have an idea for the wedding invitations though:

Most epic wedding ever. God bless you both and good luck with your marriage.

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