This is Stephanie Hebert and her abled bodied boyfriend Chris Berthiaume from Leicester.
She attempted to shame a church on a Shrewsbury church in a Facebook group the other day for not giving her free shit.
In other words, the church will give her free shit, she just has to call the right phone number. Meanwhile, she’s been homeless for a year with Bicuspid Billy, and instead of getting a job and getting her shit together she blames the church for not being “true to religion.” Keep in mind, she doesn’t live in Shrewsbury. Her kids just got snatched by the DCF fairy and they go to school there. Therefore a random church in Shrewsbury which she does not attend is obligated to give her money.
But God forbid they get rid of one of their cell phones. That would require actual sacrifice.
However, because it’s Shrewsbury plenty of people tried to help her out by giving her advice. She had an excuse for everything.
You can’t work the desk at a motel? You’re “disabled?” Because last I checked if you can’t work due to a disability there are five billion safety net programs you can apply for to get free shit from instead of a random church in Shrewsbury which you have no affiliation with.
Why can’t her unemployed boyfriend work at the motel then?
“He is a laborer, machine shop, warehouse.”
No. He’s an unemployed loser. Laborers have jobs. And teeth.
But if you need a bud light opened that’s your man right there.
“He could never work at a desk or clean motel rooms.”
Oh I forgot, working at a desk is beneath the homeless man living in a career with his slopqueef “disabled” girlfriend.
Others suggested hitting up St. John’s in Worcester, since they’re infamous for feeding any degenerate who walks through the door.
But she had more excuses for why those places weren’t good enough for her either.
What about food stamps?
She can’t get as much food stamps as she’d like because DCF done snatched her kid. She literally views her poon polyp as a ticket to more food stamps. Don’t get it twisted though, she still collects from Uncle Sam. She’d just like to collect more, and her loser boyfriend got fired from his job too late on a Friday to hit up the food stamp fairy Godmother.
This interaction was my personal favorite:
Person trying to help: “My church will help you.”
Freeloading gutterslug: “Don’t tell me to get a job, I’m disabled and my idiot boyfriend got fired from another job. Just give me cash now.”
She claims that she is begging for money from strangers on Facebook because the only alternative is going to the Queen Street shelter (which is beneath her). And if she does that she’ll go crazy (due to her alleged mental health issues) and go to jail.
Again, just give her your money.
She’s also got complaints about all the free healthcare she gets, because shockingly that’s not good enough either.
Funny that she says she’s disabled but is fully able to commit criminal harassment along with four counts of violation of an abuse prevention order.
What she really wanted, besides money, was for people in the community to turn on the church, which many did.
And if you go to her page you can see that her long term plan to make money involves selling stuff on Facebook that’s in high demand. Like a rotted out 20 year old sink.
A $220 antique lawnmower, in case the $200 functional lawnmower at Walmart wasn’t good enough for you.
An $80 horse riding helmet, which for some reason is in her possession.
A BMW for $3K, because of course she has a spare BMW for sale.
Or if you’re really looking for value, how bout giving her $400 for this gorgeous bathtub?
I know when I take a bath I don’t like to finish until I’ve contracted hepatitis.
Meanwhile her unemployed boyfriend Charlie Chomper is selling a smart TV, which they’re keeping in storage and paying storage fees for instead of looking for a place to live .
Even his Mom can’t stand her.
But wait, there’s more. Turns out she was previously blogged about by former blogger Rhode Island Turtle Sista in March of 2017. And guess what she was doing then?
The same exact thing of course!! Two years later and she’s still “trying to get back on my feet.”
Her completely literate boyfriend had a lot to say back then too.
The only difference between then and now is that they somehow had custody of her crotch fruit back then, and she wasn’t claiming to have disability. Some ratchets just can’t change their stripes.
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67 Comment(s)
O food stamps she sells them to her mother thats agaisnt the law Stephanie hope you know oops i wasn’t surpose to let you know that jail time for that too see ur not as smart as you think
I forgot to mention Stephanie mother doesnt care. For her , and Chris mother doesnt doesnt like her i dont like her at all chris dad is ashame of his behavior but i know he wont give him any money .
Yes im married to his dad so ya everything they Are they saying about her is true she a cop caller chris if ur reading this get away from her shes only going to bring you down
Well in July shell be goin to jail its party time next time u steal money from a old women thats what happens .
I’ll be there that day in July you dug that mess pay her the money back . And stop calling me cuz im goin to file hassment charges on u if you don’t stop calling my husband or my house chris use a different number to call ur dad but only after you leave her for good .
Stephanie is able to work and the reason she won’t stay at a shelter is cuz she sleeps all day and they dont allow that open ur eyes.
She does drugs thats why she wants money for that .
Her boy friend can work but needs to take shower and clean clothes that y he lost his job
There’s nothing wrong with her just lazy i know her well and her loser boy friend .
Goin back 2 years his tax return was 10,000 he bought a truck used and the rest went in less then a week that money could of been used for a appartment and it wasn’t when he was working he put all his money in her bank account ya dum as hell
Chris wake up and smell the coffee take a shower use soap and get the hell away from her shes bringing you down
I am her brother. It’s just too bad you guys didn’t catch what I said on that original Facebook post. I posted under my wife’s name. Matthew Preston is a good friend and a great person who never has a bad word about anyone and for him to say what he did to what was his best friend at one point took a lot of effort and pain on his part. I am going to leave it with this since I made my opinions known too many times: Stephanie, I still love you and always will. I just hope some day you can find your way in this world. I’ve cried over you too many time’s for memory, but now I just want you to do what you need to do and become the best person you can. Heck, do it to spite us!! I don’t care, just get it together, please I beg of you and pray for you.
Taxpayers burden for a lifetime, 2 scammers!
If I dragged a hundy in front of this chick, I bet she’d be too lazy to get off the couch to pick it up.
Dude there is alot of housing shortage this one is not right to make fun of i dont think shes looking for free shit i think shes just looking for a break and even if she has messed up in the past should she be condemned the rest of her her life or anyone at that we need more education for American people so they can get better jobs yes there are jobs out there but not ones that are paying the bills of these days have a little faith and compassion in your fellow americans this one i relate too i also work everyday and find it hard to get by god bless them
Hey ref you must be menopausal because you miss all periods.
Just recently she was force out of appartment for non payment of rent by the courts
I think I’m going to donate to her just to piss all you turtle people off. Because I live in Naples and have more money than all of you worcester white trash combined.
You are really trying to convince everyone that’s your name Why is that? Do you hate the real Walt Ostrandler ? Did he fuck your Mom? Did he fuck you? What’s the agenda?
I knew a dude with the same name and I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s actually him. Total beta tool.
Come to me my child.
Someone could have offered her a $100,000 a year job answering a phone and she would have found an excuse about why the person should just hand her a bag with $100,000 instead. Being a professional “victim” means the world owes you EVERYTHING.
Where can i fund a job that pays 100,000 a year to answer phones!!?? Shit who wouldnt take that!!!Ill take that and still do my other job !!!
EBT, stamps and any other additional benefits should be reserved for POC’s only. As a cis white male, I should not be entitled to any
I’m liking Walt’s faux posts. Much better and funnier than those wankers Sidebottom and Guy.
Judging by your name that includes a reference to male genitals, I’m assuming you’re a cis-white and therefore part of the patriarchy. Your opinion is irrelevant
I’m very impressed that you can take a wild guess about my genetic heritage from the fact that I have an itchy schlong.
I’m actually part Aboriginal Australian, part Russian, part Mexican and part Welsh.
Her “selfie with my man” pic really highlights those fried eggs hangin’ on nails that she calls boobs.
So hot.
Definitely would. I’m a sucka for saggies!!!!!
Limerick of the day:-
There was a jizzbucket from Leicester,
Who said to the slug who undressed her,
“If you want a good grind,
Take me right from behind
‘Cause my cunt is beginning to fester”
Dick Scratcher, aged 9 and 3/4
Cat insurance? Newsflash the cat doesn’t give a fuck about you. You could however make a few bucks asking strangers if they’d like to pet your pussy…
Mrs Slocombe FTW!
Huh?
I’m free!!
Are you being served?
Have you seen that face? No she couldn’t…
Thank you a bunch for sharing this with all folks you actually understand what you’re speaking about! Bookmarked. Kindly also talk over with my web site =). We could have a link alternate contract between us
Trying to read that toothless chump’s post gave ME fibromyalgia.
Someone needs to sprinkle salt on this pair of slugs.
But Shrewsbury ,Amesbury,and Lawrence are the golden triangle of shit. You a winna!
My stepdawta lived in dem places. Really miss her! Got any Bruins playoff tickets or crack? Need it to sell to buy the coffin. To sell for crack.
I own a house and 2 cars in the garage that are paid for. I don’t even work that hard. 2 cats and no fucking cat insurance.
Im driving around Leicester? with lighter fluid, a shovel, and some construction trash bags looking for these worthless sacks of shit. Im going to take out the gabage tonight.
News flash Junkie freaks the Orthodox churches i know pertain to predominantly Greek and Albanian Americans . They are hard working great people . You on the other hand have lost God and instead let the devil lead you astray , you’ve lost your very dignity with that post . The economy is at an all time high and unemployment is at an alll time low , if your looser boyfriend wanted to work he could . #nosympathyforjunkies
Last toof here. Would not be above eating an apple through a chain link fence for sweet sweet donations as fupa babeee twerks!!!
Call them crotch fruits! Hate children. Dehumanize children. Hate children!
Did you forget to take your medication today?
I’m confused as to why you’re going after Chris Berthiaume
“He’s an unemployed loser. Laborers have jobs. And teeth. But if you need a bud light opened that’s your man right there. ”
So the guy lost his job and you decide to attack him? He didn’t write anything. Just a target of opportunity for you?
What’s the problem with him selling a TV. He lost his job and needs the money. You bash him for keeping it in storage when he’s supposed to be looking for housing? How are those two things even related? Or are you bashing him for not selling it and keeping it in storage. Oh wait, he sold it, didn’t he?
BTW, you’ve managed to shut down the Shrewsbury forum. Pretty much everyone says there not posting there anymore for fear of ending up on your blog.
Nice job asshole.
Hope someone else sues you soon. You need to spend more on lawyers.
That’s not very nice Nadia
You cunt
Your obviously a confused individual , the junkie looser you defend is the problem here , he’s a man with no spine . No pride , and most importantly no balls .
You’re confused due to your limited intelligence, you stupid cunt. Everybody reading these words of wisdom knows an asshole like Chris Berthiaume. He’s a worthless, lazy, drug addled slob. Cunts like you will gladly come to his defense thinking you’re some kind of compassionate and saintly person. Yet it’s fools like you that allow cunts like Chris Berthiaume to exist. Feed a stray cat and all you get is more stray cats, our government has been doing this since 1965 in their war on poverty and all we have to show for it is legions of idiots that exist on a welfare check. These are the kind of savages you see kicking each other in the face and breaking bottles over other peoples heads in a parking lot in New Scumford.
I am a grown man and I don’t have a mortgage.
I will fight you, meet me at 120 Gaslight Drive in Weymouth
If I was going to meet you, it would be for the sole purpose of blowing a tunnel though your head. Sorry, Weymouth is too far for me to go. You’re not worth it.
What are you talking about turtle boy did Shrewsbury a solid by getting rid of Steve Levine and his sex slaves.
I refuse to give my hard earned money to freeloaders and beggars. I give to Salvation Army, and St Nudes for kids. It’s not for fucking freeloading excuse making drugged up Fucks!
I am going to assume you meant St. Judes. And really hope, too.
I hate spell check! St Judes it is. I also have the adorable blanket as a thank you gift.
LOL!!!!!
Um yeah actually giving things to the Salvation Army is indirectly giving things to free loaders champ.
Um Fuck off Chump.
BMW with “Ignition problems” meaning its been popped. BF got fired Friday, something tells me they didn’t want to pay him for the holiday because he probably shows up twice a week at best.. She should be reported and made to get up off her ARSE and get a goddamn job! A motel job at the desk is perfect for whatever disability she has. They deserve each other.
Just do what the rest of the losers do, get a piece of cardboard , and magic marker, and make a sign: HOMELESS, ANYTHING WILL HELP, GOD BLESS and get your fat ass out on the street corner ! It’s summer, you could also get a tan LOL
She’s selling the sink, she’s selling the tub. What about the shitter? I’ve been looking for a new shitter. My shitters full.
If she’s selling her shitter that would probably be on backpage.
I have no idea who these people are or why this is even a story.
I hope they get there lives together, being poor must really stink.
At least she still has the cat insurance.
Get a job and they pay you money. That’s how it works. She doesn’t look like she’s not getting all her meals and he looks like his narcotic intake is up to par
Do people not know how to form coherent sentences. I can read spaghetti more easily.
that first sentence should have ended with a ‘?’ rather than a ‘.’.
The “a” is the least of your writing failure. Google “sentence structure” and you might get a clue how to write coherently.
Or not.
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If you’re crying poverty at least hide the Starbucks cup.
Yeah, I can afford fucking Starbucks and I refuse to pay the stupid prices.
Extra stupid points if you have a Starbucks coffee cup in your house.
You are so fucking useless you don’t know how to boil water and add coffee so
you get in your car still wearing your jam-jams to hit the drive thru.
Post of the day.
I didnt know Starbucks takes EBT cards now
Professional victim. Just die already.
It takes a lot of cigs, booze, and hard street drugs to make you look like a worn out British rock star, but he has been successful in that area!