Leominster Cop Asks Fitchilante “Are You The Turtleboy Sports Guy” After Hunchback Of Total Shame Gets Caught Trying To Bang A 14 Year Old At Target


The Fitchilantes struck again yesterday in the 60mph wind when they caught another would be pedophile trying to bang a 14 year old he thought he was meeting at the Target in Leominster. Apparently this sick fuck wanted to be punched by the imaginary kid until he blew his load. The best part is at 11:25 when the cops ask the Fitchilante a question.

“Are you the Turtleboy Sports guy.”

Come on now officer. The guy filming wears flat brimmed hats. You know our stance on flat brimmed hates. Curve that shit or you’re fired. Company policy.

Just to be clear, the guys who make these videos are not affiliated with Turtleboy in any way, shape, or form. I’ve interviewed them, I like their work, but they are their own entity. I’ve had people make me aware of the cameraman’s past, which features some Google trophies and child support issues. As far as I’m concerned I’m only interested in these videos he makes because I think that exposing all those pedophiles in a concentrated area is a good thing. I’m not endorsing him as a person, but I’m also not interested in his past if he’s not doing ratchet things anymore.

Anyway, I really don’t blame the Target manager for trying to make him leave either.

As disgusting as these pedos are Target is running a business that’s gonna be extremely busy because of the commie cold crisis. If I have to drag my crotch fruit out to go to Target (which I don’t do because I’m actually doing my part) I don’t wanna be alerted by a guy with an iPhone that the guy he is filming is there to fuck a kid. I came there to shop, not be part of a YouTube video. If they continue doing this I’d definitely suggest they blur faces out of citizens who didn’t sign up for this. They don’t have to, but it would give people one less thing to complain about.

But yea, this hunchback of total shame is obviously a freak who deserved to be put on blast. He also isn’t wearing a mask, doesn’t respect social distancing, and because of his age he’s at risk of getting it from the boy he wanted to blow him. As usual, the only people who are playing along are people who buy into the idea that we all live in a society. People like this never will because they only care about themselves.

If you know who he is feel free to email so he can be identified and publicly shamed some more. I continue to be amazed by how many of these people they are able to find in such a small area. Makes you realize how prevalent predators like this must be across the state and the country.

P.S. The fact that he’s wearing a “Just do it” shirt makes him even creepier when you realize what he was there for.



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37 Comment(s)
    April 16, 2020 at 8:10 pm


  • John Wayne
    April 15, 2020 at 11:48 am

    The cop is a rightie and he has his gun on his right hip…. LOL!

  • Ike
    April 15, 2020 at 10:43 am

    Did this guy come straight from Central Casting? All he needed to look any more the part was a bag of candy and a stuffed animal.

    • Vincente Greenbaum
      April 21, 2020 at 6:51 am

      Larry King Jr, oy vey!

  • Rich A
    April 15, 2020 at 7:00 am

    “He also isn’t wearing a mask.”
    You found one positive thing about the guy, he’s not a stupid sheep.

  • Not a flat brim wearer
    April 14, 2020 at 10:55 pm

    The cameraman just said fuck Turtleboy on his live stream. Predator poachers Massachusetts. Looks like he wants to get bit by the turtle.

  • Richard Simmons
    April 14, 2020 at 8:49 pm

    That Diddler is A hunk!!!

  • wtf
    April 14, 2020 at 8:02 pm

  • JStell
    April 14, 2020 at 7:42 pm

    In these times of uncertainty I can always rely on you, Uncle Turtleboy, to make me laugh. This pedo is a pig and should be executed. I feel bad for the cop that has to get close enough to him to deal with him.

  • Captain Trips
    Bubba in Cell #9
    April 14, 2020 at 5:45 pm

    He ain’t much to look at but I bets he has a nice butt! Doin him doggy style I aints gots to look at his face no how! We gots an empty bunk in my cell homie! Slide him on in to my crib yo!

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    April 14, 2020 at 5:22 pm

    Congratulations on putting a pedo on notice that there are adults trying to trick you. The guy filming is a douchebag fucking up evidence and and only points above the pedo in douchiness. Fucker needs a life. again in the end he did NOTHING.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      April 14, 2020 at 5:48 pm

      You upset he wasn’t meeting up with you Kev baby?

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 14, 2020 at 3:57 pm

    I love watching these homo pedos swallow their tongues when they get caught. That deer in the headlights look is all the proof of guilt one needs.

  • execute them all
    April 14, 2020 at 3:46 pm

    The big fat Target employee will end up violating somebody’s rights or assaulting somebody before the dirty old geezer ever does. Dumbass hillbilly who doesn’t understand the law is a threat to everyone, fuck Target. As for old queer any 14 yo could kick his ass and should.

    Barney Frank and Gary Studds were applauded in the US Congress for raping teenage boys.

  • I prefer Apple
    April 14, 2020 at 2:11 pm

    Not to worry about hhow to discover the pedo’s identity. Once Bill and Melinda Gates have everyone vaccinated and micro chipped, the police will be able to identify everyone in real time via satellites. Remember Windows ’95 (aka Wintendo).

    April 14, 2020 at 1:23 pm

    Dude looks like a backwards chicken hawk skinnah version of mel gibson

    • Snarky Pete
      April 14, 2020 at 7:24 pm

      He looks like Jerry Nadler with hyperthyroidism

  • Y
    April 14, 2020 at 1:08 pm

    Every parent in America should watch this documentary:

    • 5150MIKE
      April 14, 2020 at 3:32 pm

      I’ve been trying to get people to listen to this and new england compounding center nobody will listen to me either forget the fact that 5G wireless will shorten your life and lead to yearly pandemics. Anyone who buys a Honda CRV is dumb the turbo models all lose oil, won’t listen to me well they can eat the corn out of my crap.

      Captain Crozier was fired because he learned about the US government intentionally allowing the Chinese to infect the Roosevelts crew members but the US couldn’t reveal how it knew. The people involved with the carrier will all soon disapear. Mark my words this is high level information you can take to the bank.

      • WeRFucked
        April 14, 2020 at 3:44 pm

        OMG you crazy nut job.
        NECC had nothing to hide. I was there. For a very very long time.
        What a wacko. Do you think I was “in” on whatever you dream we did there?
        The sailors who don’t “disappear” from the aircraft carrier… they’re “in” on it too, right?

        • JP
          April 15, 2020 at 2:00 pm

          From everything I’ve read NECC fucked up because it was dirty there. No conspiracy theory necessary needed with that one. Massachusetts is full dirty, filthy people. This shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone who frequents TB.

    • Y
      April 14, 2020 at 4:39 pm

      This video has 5.3 million views in less than 72 hours.
      The down voters must endorse peclophilia.

      • Kevins 9 Iron
        April 14, 2020 at 5:28 pm

        Shouldn’t you be named Q? pick a fucking letter already!

        • Y
          April 14, 2020 at 5:33 pm

          Why should I be named Q?
          You must be new.
          Now, fuck off.

  • Badge bunny
    April 14, 2020 at 12:22 pm

    I always see the men being pigs commenting on how hot the ratchet DCF moms are… can we get a minute of appreciation for how hot this cop is?

      April 14, 2020 at 1:34 pm

      What the fuck is the matter with you? Real Men dont sit there and call DCF moms hot. Real Men dont even think about single mothers let alone single DCF moms! I think you mean that beta simps call DCF moms hot. Dont go around giving Real Men a bad name. Especially with a whore name like badge bunny. shouldn’t you be home schooling your 7 kids instead of reading turtleboy ya fucking government parasite!

      • Loser MGTOW can’t stay away
        April 14, 2020 at 8:14 pm

        You wouldn’t know anything about what a real man does or thinks MGTOW, get real. All you do is piss and moan about how women don’t want anything to do with you in your rambling, never ending comments. Go cry me a river and get lost. You said you were done and not reading or commenting here anymore, clearly you’re not good at keeping promises. Now off you fuck

        • Cyril Figgus - ISIS Comptroller
          April 15, 2020 at 9:07 am

          STFU you queef.

    • Finn
      April 14, 2020 at 3:45 pm



      Get Fucked.

  • Speaking of pedos
    April 14, 2020 at 12:13 pm


    Disney was designed for pedos just look at how many have been arrested from that pedo playland

    • WeRFucked
      April 14, 2020 at 3:48 pm

      How many? Out of the millions of men that have been there since 1971, how many?

      Planned for pedos? Wow, did Disney ever fail at that one.
      That’s not a good ratio of good fathers to pedos.

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    April 14, 2020 at 11:07 am

    He needs a serious beating. I volunteer

  • Ratchetsaurous Rex
    April 14, 2020 at 11:06 am

    That part had me laughing so hard haha Definitely not affiliated but will help shame them 100%! And these are just the ones he has been able to catch face to face. There are so many who chat with him and it’s sick what they say to what they assume to be a 14 year old.

    That’s just in one area of our state. Imagine if we can get some more crews going just how many more could be caught.

  • randiguy2006
    How exciting!
    April 14, 2020 at 11:02 am

    Did you get a hard-on when a cop said your name?

    • LOL
      April 14, 2020 at 11:31 am

      LOL. Funniest post I’ve seen here.

    • I is, I are, turtlegurlboi
      April 14, 2020 at 1:37 pm

      Bro you know shim definitely squirted when the cop said its name!

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    April 14, 2020 at 10:55 am

    I got a better vigilante idea:

    Instead of meeting these guys in a public setting and filming them;

    Meet them in the middle of the woods to beat & castrate them.

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