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Leominster Lactation Station Gets Confronted Over Parking In Handicapped Spot, Says It’s OK Because They Were Empty And She Used To Be Handicapped

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Saw this video today of a woman in Leominster being confronted over allegedly parking in a handicapped spot. Here reasoning is amazing….

First of all, love the big ass ice coffee she rolls up with:

Be a bigger Masshole. You can’t.

Secondly, she might perpetually smell like a wet pack of Parliament Lights, but she makes up for it at the pool by rocking the lactation station with authority….

Thirdly, her rationale for parking in a handicapped spot is one for the ages….

“Because I always go to places and they’re all empty.”

I never noticed that before. Turns out if no one is parked in a handicapped spot then it’s up for grabs. Sure, a handicapped person might show up later, but that’s their problem, not your’s.

Of course instead of just admitting she did something wrong (even though she admits that while the video is being shot the car is still in the HC spot) and moving her car she tries to convince the OP that they should get in on the action too:

“If you have a handicapped daughter why don’t you get a sticker?”

Because the handicapped daughter can apparently walk, but the able bodied Kaz Bar last call special can’t.

This was great too:

“Do you have a handicapped sticker?”

“I used to.”

OK then. That counts, doesn’t it?

Then when she realizes she’s completely lost this one she resorts to this:

“Oh you smell like alcohol. You totally do.”

Calling the other woman a drunk. Classy!!

Her real name is Lorraine, which is fitting because she looks like every Lorraine ever.

But you’ll never guess what her last name is……

Sadly she’s not the most ratchet Deyoung ever featured on Turtleboy Sports. We all know who that is….

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The bottom line is that people who illegally park in handicapped spots should be publicly called out for it. I’d love to take those prime empty spots when I go to a big parking lot, but I don’t ever consider because I know it’s out of the question. Handicapped people have it hard enough in life, the least we can do is give them closer access to buildings. Apparently some people don’t understand that it’s actually a big deal when you pull a stunt like this. Perhaps the potential of appearing on Turtleboy can change that.

33 Comment(s)
  • Leo Minster
    August 11, 2018 at 3:17 pm

    I think id fucking kill myself if i had to hear the voice of the cunt who was recording every day. Fuck me that is torture. I feel bad for anyone that has to come in contact with her. I’m glad we got a tony deyoung shoutout here. That fucking inbred asshole needs to be blogged about monthly, although he would probably love the attention of being that tbs famous.

  • HC Plate certified
    August 9, 2018 at 1:20 pm

    Dear Lorraine DeTwat,
    you and people like you are the reason why my spine is screaming in pain when I have to walk further because I can’t find a handicapped parking spot with my HANDICAPPED PLATE for my disability. Please remember this next time you all want to park in a spot that is reserved for the handicapped for a REASON. Thanks for being such a twat.

  • Breaking SJW Terrorist News
    August 9, 2018 at 1:07 pm

    Turtle’s next story should be about Brandon J. Ziobrowski of Cambridge who was finally picked up in New York for tweeting that he was offering $500 to anyone who would kill an ICE agent. This is after loads of tweets saying stuff like anyone who shoots a cop should get a medal.

    This NEEDS to be a story.

  • anon
    August 9, 2018 at 12:58 pm

    Best to call the cops than confront someone.

    Here is an example: i have an legitimate handicap placard that goes on my rear view mirror
    I dont look hanidcap at all. i can run a mile in 19 minutes. i have a handicap placard because i have an oxygen tank in my car for asthma emergencies. Walking by someone smoking or heavy perfume or can set off an attack., and i need to get to the tank in seconds.

    So i am walking to my car in a lighthouse handicap parking space lot. Fheads from RI are suspiciously watching me walk to my car. I hop into my car, take the placard down—says on the placard not to drive with placard on mirror. So i am backing out and the RI fheads filmed me backing out……and my license plate. I think they didnt see the placard as i was backing out…as i said i had to take it down,.

    So they filmed me, a legitimate placard holder,…so i filmed them and their license plate with my dash cam. Then turned it into the police. Their local pd called them about it.

    Best to call a cop instead of confronting, If they turn out to be legitimate, the confronter will be in hot water,

    • Y
      August 9, 2018 at 1:11 pm

      Tell that to the guy from Smith College.

    • Mike
      August 9, 2018 at 8:45 pm

      Seems to me that as a handicap placard holder you would be elated to know that those in the community are looking out for you, and your ability to park close to the door. Instead you sound sniveling and obnoxious that complete strangers did know your entitlement despite your admission that you have no observable disabilities.

      • anon
        August 10, 2018 at 12:02 am

        As i said, They need to call the cops if someone is in a handicap space.
        Cops will say they need to call cops
        Calling the cops first, the person wrongly in the space may get a $100 ticket or get towed.

        Also, i have seen legitimate disabled people with handicap placards or license plates, do some ROTTEN things. Leaving dirty diapers behind in the parking lot space, butts,etc..

        Also, i see handicap people parked in fire lanes at buidlings all the time. They think the handicap plates or placard gives them the right to park in fire lanes. Go to your local Walmart store.
        Who dares to tell them to move their ass from spaces they should not be in.

        • Theyraiseditroundhere
          August 10, 2018 at 2:23 am

          In ohio the fine is a minimum $250 and it maxed out at $1500 if the judge wants to be a penis. I live in a really diverse neighborhood, diverse as in the jungle rats heard they could use their section 8 vouchers anywhere so they chose this neighborhood, it used to be 99% white until that point, cleanest walmart around, all the food places and grocery stores had good employees that actually appriciated their jobs, a neighborhood like that. Anyway, ive never seen so many rude ass people parking their escalades, bmws, range rovers, in the handicapped parking without a permit until they moved in. 9 times out of 10 the person has no card and they are just too ignorant and entitled because of their skin color, and its not an exageration. I call the cops on every one i see, and they always come out while the cop is writing the ticket and cause the biggest ratchet scene imaginable. Paying with food stamps, driving a $50k car, living in section 8 housing, bitching because nobody was parked there and they dont give a fuck that you need a sticker. Ill be so glad when we move away from this “hood”, even though 10 years ago it was all white…

  • Bill Clinton
    August 9, 2018 at 12:45 pm

    i wanted to have sex tonight, but after seeing those pictures, i doubt even a 10x dose of viagra will work.

    • Hughbo Mont
      August 9, 2018 at 1:38 pm

      Bill, you senile old fart. You rode her hard and hung her up wet years ago.

  • Clitty Litter
    August 9, 2018 at 12:32 pm

    Cast me down, for I really wants to throw some cheese on those tay-tahs.
    Sorry.

    • Clitty Litter
      August 9, 2018 at 12:34 pm

      P.S.
      Thank goodness I work and have my own pool.

  • Y
    August 9, 2018 at 12:27 pm

    • Y
      August 9, 2018 at 12:29 pm

      “I park in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces.”
      Dennis Leary

  • MrSmiley
    August 9, 2018 at 12:25 pm

    This along with another pet peeve of mine, parking in the executive space I meaaan fire lane….. Drives me up a wall.

  • Harriet Chandler
    August 9, 2018 at 12:18 pm

    Whats wrong with that ? Not only do I park in handicapped spots I take up 2 of them

  • Boognish was rising up from the mist
    August 9, 2018 at 11:48 am

    That video was like a total ratchet off…. Both of them seem pretty ratchet to me.

    Fuck that lady for parking in a handicapped spot.

  • Stunt Penis
    August 9, 2018 at 11:37 am

    Fat gurl titties don’t count.

  • 8 ball a day
    August 9, 2018 at 11:29 am

    This woman’s nostrils are destroyed from heavy cocaine use! Look at those suckers!!!

  • Y
    August 9, 2018 at 11:27 am

    Put more coke up that deviated septum, you can’t!
    Washed-up 80’s groupie cum slut

  • Curly Bill Brocius
    August 9, 2018 at 11:25 am

    Anyone else shocked that Lorraine hasn’t spoiled her best assets with a tittoo?

  • Kevin's 9 Iron
    August 9, 2018 at 11:20 am

    They are both douchebags. Who made the other one hall monitor? Put that camera in my face and you’d be fishing it out of the pool.

  • The angry taint
    August 9, 2018 at 11:10 am

    When did Howard stern become a woman?……ugh

    • Finn
      August 9, 2018 at 11:59 am

      Hey Now!

      That’s insulting to Howard. Fla-fla-Flunky.

      • ElJefe72
        August 9, 2018 at 4:43 pm

        Baba booie, baba booie, baba boie, Howards Stern’s penis!!

  • Bob Forehead
    August 9, 2018 at 11:07 am

    Did she destroy her nose with cocaine? Scum of the Earth.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    August 9, 2018 at 10:59 am

    Her face reminds me of the scene in the first Indiana Jones movie when the Nazi has his face melted off after opening the Arc…it looks like hers is sliding off, too.

  • Acid Bath
    August 9, 2018 at 10:57 am

    I would love to see Tony DeYoung swing at a woman so that I could knock him unconscious, superglue and duct tape him to a chair and pull his teeth out with pliers.

    • Y
      August 9, 2018 at 11:33 am

  • Finn
    August 9, 2018 at 10:57 am

    I didn’t hear a word that was said. I was too busy in awe of those monstrous nostrils. She could have parked a semi truck in there.

  • hank
    August 9, 2018 at 10:55 am

    This time, we all lose. Public pool, threats to call police, large iced Dunks, person recording puts camera in offenders face and claims harassment while instigating, possible disability fraud, someone claiming sobriety, and what unfortunately looks like some nice hangers on the accused, all rolled up into one giant dumpster fire of humanity.

  • god
    August 9, 2018 at 10:53 am

    her face looks like it’s fucking melting. jesus christ who put some fucking heat to her face

  • Screw PC
    August 9, 2018 at 10:50 am

    What spawned that fucking Dick Tracy character? That thing would have to sneak up on a glass of water.

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