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Saw this video today of a woman in Leominster being confronted over allegedly parking in a handicapped spot. Here reasoning is amazing….
First of all, love the big ass ice coffee she rolls up with:
Be a bigger Masshole. You can’t.
Secondly, she might perpetually smell like a wet pack of Parliament Lights, but she makes up for it at the pool by rocking the lactation station with authority….
Thirdly, her rationale for parking in a handicapped spot is one for the ages….
“Because I always go to places and they’re all empty.”
I never noticed that before. Turns out if no one is parked in a handicapped spot then it’s up for grabs. Sure, a handicapped person might show up later, but that’s their problem, not your’s.
Of course instead of just admitting she did something wrong (even though she admits that while the video is being shot the car is still in the HC spot) and moving her car she tries to convince the OP that they should get in on the action too:
“If you have a handicapped daughter why don’t you get a sticker?”
Because the handicapped daughter can apparently walk, but the able bodied Kaz Bar last call special can’t.
This was great too:
“Do you have a handicapped sticker?”
“I used to.”
OK then. That counts, doesn’t it?
Then when she realizes she’s completely lost this one she resorts to this:
“Oh you smell like alcohol. You totally do.”
Calling the other woman a drunk. Classy!!
Her real name is Lorraine, which is fitting because she looks like every Lorraine ever.
But you’ll never guess what her last name is……
Sadly she’s not the most ratchet Deyoung ever featured on Turtleboy Sports. We all know who that is….
The bottom line is that people who illegally park in handicapped spots should be publicly called out for it. I’d love to take those prime empty spots when I go to a big parking lot, but I don’t ever consider because I know it’s out of the question. Handicapped people have it hard enough in life, the least we can do is give them closer access to buildings. Apparently some people don’t understand that it’s actually a big deal when you pull a stunt like this. Perhaps the potential of appearing on Turtleboy can change that.