Leominster Semen Dumpster Is Totally Unapologetic After Leaving 4 Day Old Infant In Hot Car While She Shops, Doesn’t Care That DCF Took Her Baby

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This kind of story really makes me sick. Parenting is a privilege, not a fucking joke.

For Sharma Murphy, who left her 4 day old daughter in a hot car on Friday while she went into the Leominster Market Basket, parenting is no big deal. It’s okay if you fuck up the first kid, just do better with the next one you inevitably pop out of that rotten sack you call a uterus.

Just watch the video and take it all in. This chick is completely unapologetic that her FOUR DAY OLD infant could have died and is now in DCF custody.

How do you even TRY to defend yourself in this situation?

Let’s break this down shall we…

I don’t understand why we’re discussing her stop at the fire station to get the car seat positioned. Is that supposed to make up for the fact that you nearly killed your baby?

She was out for the first time and she was nervous. First of all, it’s been 4 days. Your lady bits are still a rancid war zone, so what the hell are you doing outside the house and operating a vehicle?

Stoop troll’s story is that she went into Market Basket and did her shopping with the baby. The baby fell asleep so she went back to the car, put the baby in it, and went back in for formula (is that code for cigs?). So much wrong here. Shouldn’t formula have been the FIRST item bought? And you don’t just run into a Market Basket. You fight your way through throngs of elderly wanderers, hyperactive kids trying to only step on the red floor squares, and assholes squinting to read the aisle labels. Then you go to checkout where literally every cashier is new and doesn’t know how to sign in to the register.

Sidenote: did anyone else notice the fucking lollipop this broad had in her hand the whole interview? Was that her bribe? You know who does interviews with lollipops? Friggin preschoolers… or junkies trying to stay clean. Just sayin’.

Anyways, this donkey is actually more offended by the fact that she came out to a woman yelling at her than anything else. Some (normal) people get upset when you nearly murder a child, so they yell.

Then she tries to justify it because the baby needed food. You almost didn’t have a baby to feed anymore. Did you notice how disgustingly hot and humid it was yesterday? So what a fantastic day for letting your newborn cook in a sedan.

There are hundreds of comments, mostly outraged and upset. Then there are some bleeding hearts who think this rented uterus should get another chance because DCF is extreme or to cut her some slack because she’s a new “mom.” I say, FUCK THAT! Parenting is really difficult, but I don’t care how sleep deprived or inexperienced you are, it doesn’t take a genius to know not to leave your infant or ANY child in a car with the windows rolled up in 85 degree heat. And she didn’t even forget! She consciously made the decision to leave her sleeping baby in the car.

If you need help and have no support, there are many organizations that will help, you just have to look.

DCF PLEASE do the right thing. This woman doesn’t need parenting classes, she needs sterlization so she can still frequent her usual dick buffets and not endanger the lives of any future children. It’s a win win.

Her whole story seems strange. There isn’t a lot of info on this chick on social media. She probably has some skanky alias that took her 6 months to think up. If anyone has any gossip on this chudess, let us know!


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20 Comment(s)
  • Skaterman
    July 20, 2018 at 9:23 pm

    Pretty sure she is the girlfriend of “the next Eminem”, rapper Tony Deyoung…of Dr. Phil “fame”. He has been featured in a few turtleboy articles before. LOL and nope…I am sadly not joking. Unless there are a couple different Sharma Murphys there who look remrkably alike, then…this is his woman. She has featured in. Couple livestreams with him before telling off haters I think someone I said…it is POSSIBLE there is more than one Sharma, I do not live in that state…but it sure seems to seem to be her…and he himself has commented on some videos saying his girlfriend’s name is Sharma murphy.

  • Skippy
    June 25, 2017 at 4:23 pm

    Why is she even out of food after 4 days? She has had 9 months to get food and you would have thought she bought enough so she didn’t have to run out a lot during the first week. Plus, where is the dad? If the baby needed food so bad, couldn’t he have run out? This story does not check out.

    • KimberlyS
      June 26, 2017 at 4:24 pm

      You’re making the mistake of thinking that she is a responsible person in a loving and committed relationship.

    • itsjustme
      June 26, 2017 at 5:03 pm

      I’ve never used formula because I nursed all my kids, but wouldn’t the hospital send you home with a can of it? She probably just got out of the hospital the day before since the baby is only 4 days old, if she had just one can wouldn’t that last at least a couple days? I think there has to be more to this story.

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    June 25, 2017 at 2:15 am

    It really freaks me out how good you are at painting a picture, as I am the parent of a child who hops on the tiles at this very same Market Basket.
    It also scares the hell out of me that I might someday be the person that finds a child in a car like this, because I honestly don’t know how I’d react, and might end up getting arrested for assaulting some shit-for-brains “parent” like this… what is wrong with these people?

  • I got a medal
    June 24, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    96 hours before losing your child to DCF….48 hours after discharge from the hospital….this has got to be some sort of record. No doubt the agency will return the innocent baby….and it will eventually make headlines as an “unfortunate oversight of an overworked agency spread too thin.”

  • Burgling turts
    June 24, 2017 at 8:45 pm

    Wondering if the security cameras at MB would back up sperm sponges “in and out” story…

  • John Barker
    June 24, 2017 at 7:14 pm

    Four Fuckin’ days. Will DCF give this kid back? sadly, probably.
    PS.That lolli…an edible?

  • Satan
    June 24, 2017 at 4:42 pm

    Where are the child endangerment charges? I have a special place in hell for this pig.

  • No Fathers In Sight
    June 24, 2017 at 4:24 pm

    Nice touch–she’s sitting on the steps of a local Section 8 apartment.
    Bottom line these people don’t want, like or care at all for their children.
    The babies are just trash to them. I hope the baby finds a loving home.
    We’ll be paying this waste for the rest of her life.

  • itsjustme
    June 24, 2017 at 4:14 pm

    You know how hard it is to wake up a four day old? Babies that age will sleep though anything, they only wake up when you don’t want them to.

  • Inspector Gadget
    June 24, 2017 at 10:38 am

    Went to the FOX 25 page and it’s better than TB, but you can’t comment as easily which gives TB the advantage. What is the line between citing fox 25 as a source and plagiarism? Serious question.

    • June 24, 2017 at 4:46 pm

      You obviously are not a smart person and have no idea what the word plagiarism means.

      • Wabbitt
        June 24, 2017 at 6:14 pm

        It was on his word a day calendar, so he’s trying to use it in every conversation.

  • Maggie the Cat
    June 24, 2017 at 10:26 am

    If she loses the benefits she would have received for having this baby, THEN she’ll care.

  • Common Man
    June 24, 2017 at 10:09 am

    We were going to end up owning this spawn at some point anyway……might as well get it before “Mom” has a chance to retard it’s brain. Poor kid…………

    • Lt Dan
      June 24, 2017 at 11:40 am

      Unfortunately the kid has half of her genetics and the other half comes from the deadbeat that fucked this crit without a rubber.

      There’s no chance for this kid.

  • bigdaddy
    June 24, 2017 at 9:56 am

    some one actually put their penis in that on purpose ?

  • They call me Ponch
    June 24, 2017 at 9:36 am

    Hot and sweaty, cant breathe. Stuck in a festering trash strewn Ford escort.
    Just like the stank box it was squeezed out of 4 days earlier. Nice

  • June 24, 2017 at 9:29 am

    alright who impregnated this expletive deleted? Fess up! now society do the right thing and tie its tubes

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