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Lesbo Cheesehog Shannon “The Pink Pangolin” Dibartolomeo is Back, And More Ratchet Than Ever, As She Accuses The State Police Of “Stealing” Her Clearly Stolen Shit

Lesbo Cheesehog Shannon “The Pink Pangolin” Dibartolomeo is Back, And More Ratchet Than Ever, As She Accuses The State Police Of “Stealing” Her Clearly Stolen Shit

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Who remembers NSTB’s blog about an epic scissorsaurus ratchet battle royale in an Underpass on the methadone mile?


The wildebeest stuffed into the bright pink sausage casing is Shannon Dibartolomeo, a velociratchet of epic proportions who was born and raised into a proud tradition of public menace and scumfuckery. If you haven’t already, or would like a delightful refresher, I would highly suggest going back and reading NSTB’s blogs. This cheesehog is a gutterslug in a class all of her own. I can give you a brief synopsis of the majestic ratchetry that is Shannon “Pink Pagolin” Dibartolmeo:

  • Shannon has a daughter that she does not have custody of that lives in Florida with her paternal grandmother, who she hasn’t seen in years.
  • Shannon popped out another kid in late June 2016. That baby was born addicted to methadone and benzos, was in the hospital for a full month after he was born, and his dumpsterhog rent-a-womb was barred from the PICU for nodding off on drugs during visits.
  • Shannon now has neither of her children.
  • Shannon has a lot of Google trophies, and they range from common junkie fare to straight up insane:


  • Shannon’s entire family is hot garbage, and often gets arrested together.
  • Shannon’s brother died of “the disease”, but while living was a similar strain of trash.
  • Since we last checked in with, Shannon has gotten herself into an insanely dysfunctional lesbian love affair with a huge butch lesbo who regularly lands all the ghettofabulous prison pussy she can handle, much to Shannon’s chagrin.

So there’s all that. Regardless of her past, Shannon wants you to believe that she is completely rehabilitated, and now a victim of State Police corruption!


Essentially what happen here, is this scissorsaurus skankbeast got into an argument with her butch bean flicking girlfriend, which culminated in Shannon being stabbed in the leg, and the girlfriend taking off with a car full of (presumably) stolen shit, which the state police will not return to her (most likely), because it’s not hers.  Her explanation that this is somehow retaliation because she wouldn’t cooperate is insane. Her rational for not complying with their investigation, nor take out a protective order “for her own safety” is insane. Her assertion that she was “heavily sedated from the IV morphine they gave me at Good Samaritan Hospital” is also insane, because the police got her medical treatment – that’s why the officer got her blood all over them. It was IV heroin, skag, administered by you. Let’s be real.

Right, baby boots with the security tag still on because the cashier “forgot” to take it off. Baby boots, naturally, for the kids they do not have.


….But that’s not her fault, either.


The comments are just full of expert Facebook legal advice on how she should fight this evil case of POLICE CORRUPTION.




She’s clearly a victim here, you guys. And she has proof, because she has the receipts for the Christmas presents she had just bought for the children she isn’t allowed to see.

I can’t believe the police refuse to look at this extremely compelling evidence. An wrinkled receipt with the link wearing off, for a bunch of lingerie and homegoods. Those are Christmas presents bought for some kids she doesn’t have, just that day. Definitely. Case closed. This dirty crumpled mystery receipt that looks suspiciously like it was picked up from the parking lot and posted by a confirmed junkie with multiple arrests clears everything right up.

Ignore Shannon’s 3+ shoplifting arrests for a moment, search you soul, and tell me: Does this look a pair of broads who would steal a bunch of shit, drive away, and end up in a knife fight to you?


Not guilty, your Honor.

Now poor Shannon is left trying to figure out how to recoup all the money she didn’t spend, and on CHRISTMAS, nonetheless!


Pure evil. Happy Birthday, baby Jesus. The cops are robbing junkies for all their Christmas presents.

If anyone hires this dirty vagina to clean their house, or trusts her to be responsible for even so much as their dog, I hope natural selection catches up before they procreate. This chick is a thief, so unrepentant that she’ll attempt to stomp all over the name of the officers who assisted her after her womb raiding vagjockey girlfriend sliced her like an onion. Seems logical. Especially considering the kind of relationship the two of them appear to have.

The worst part of this to me, besides, umm…all of it, is that from her own admittance, the responding officers were super nice to her. They responded to a non-compliant, bleeding junkbox with a criminal history a mile long, who clearly was exhibiting signs of being under the influence (hence the request for a blood test), and instead of just arresting this thing or cunt punting her into traffic, they saw a crime victim. And treated her with respect and dignity and care. This is the thanks she gives them. Real classy.

Honestly, all I have to say here, is thank God this slutbucket doesn’t have those kids, and I hope if the cops do have her boosted merchandise, they charge her, too.

23 Comment(s)
  • RatchetsfromReveahhh
    December 4, 2019 at 2:49 pm

    Her cousin Patrick glennon is a real winner

    By the way I think you should lay off the lezbo word it’s just as bad as calling somebody a fag nowadays it’s 2019 we are all equal cut the shit out Kearny

  • kyle
    December 29, 2018 at 7:57 pm

    Hey I think you missed something in all of this. She was bleeding, she probably bled all over the officers. And is a known junkie. She needed to get her blood drawn and tested because of that. she refused. Contracting Hep-C is a hazard of the job for those cops. But the least she cold have done was get tested so the officers knew for sure.

  • Judge dread
    December 24, 2018 at 12:11 am

    ok the whipping posts have been kinda put on the back burner. but now i would advocate them more than ever. the whipping posts are #1 #2 and on standby, with backup generators, are the wood chippers. don’t get ahead of yourself. the chippers must remain silent as they are reserved for the most ratchet of ratchet.

    the whipping posts are in order. she gets dozens of lashes and that boy toy who looks like he’s 12 banging a 40 year old, he gets thrice the penalty she got.

    i understand a lot of people want the whole “work in prison” thing. the judge doesn’t buy into that jive. you get whipped. and if you can’t handle it, feet first in the chipper.

  • Post
    December 20, 2018 at 8:22 am

    What’s up with the term Lesbo?
    You prove your critics right with that crap.

    • Lickalotopus
      December 21, 2018 at 4:42 am

      Dumb as a box of rocks I see… The word lesbian aka lesbo was derived from the Greek island of Lesbos.

  • Answer me this
    December 20, 2018 at 4:44 am

    How can the stuff be stolen if she has a receipt?

    Believe me I know she isn’t to be trusted, I just don’t get how blogger came up with this conclusion beyond looking at her past.

    • Clue
      December 20, 2018 at 9:01 pm

      Date and location

  • Clitty Litter
    December 19, 2018 at 9:26 pm


  • Ungawah
    December 19, 2018 at 9:23 pm

    What a schnozz on her! Jesus H. Well, the ex boyfriend used to say he had a pissa time with her…

  • Zima
    December 19, 2018 at 7:59 pm

    Part of the old Severe. Rapidly being replaced by border jumpers that are reproducing by the boat load. Which is better, i do not know.

  • Natasha
    December 19, 2018 at 7:27 pm

    If your girlfriend is John Candy, and s(he)’s cheating on you with multiple women, it’s time to off yourself.

  • Sick of these ratchet fucks
    December 19, 2018 at 6:55 pm

    Imagine having those drug laced piss flippers lettin it fly. Jesus, it’s gotta smell like a rabid skunk

  • Hero
    December 19, 2018 at 6:33 pm

    Well unfortunately the Mass State Police have as much credibility as a regular junkie whore so who are you to believe…..junkies are crooks and so are the MSP

  • whatevuh
    December 19, 2018 at 6:17 pm

    My first question was where did she get $450 to buy all that stuff? I mean, even on double coupon day, that’s a shitload of $15 handjobs

  • Natasha
    December 19, 2018 at 5:42 pm

    She was buying lingerie and men’s activewear for her kids. Makes sense.

    I also like that she carries a bottle of urine around with her in case a surprise drug test pops up.

    I actually do have remorse for addicts and do, to an extent, think addiction is more than a choice (though I can’t go so far as to call it a disease, I think certain people have a genetic predisposition)… BUT this girl is fucking trash. Her kid was born addicted to methadone and benzos and she couldn’t even visit the kid in the hospital without shooting up first? Trash. I wish that cop let her bleed out. ‍♀️

    • inmates running the asylum
      December 20, 2018 at 5:10 am

      “I actually do have remorse for addicts and do…”

      Wtf are you trying to say, is (remorse) a lawyer word your public defender taught you.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      December 20, 2018 at 12:23 pm

      I have yet to see a junkie produce the person who held a gun to their head and make them shoot up. There might be exceptions for the ones kidnapped in the malls by sex trafficers….

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    December 19, 2018 at 5:35 pm

    Look at the beak on the blonde bitch. She needs money, she should sniff out suspects with that schnozz for the staties

  • Skanks
    December 19, 2018 at 5:29 pm

    She’s a ginger, no further questions your honor.

  • Y
    December 19, 2018 at 3:25 pm

    Her girlfriend is built like a linebacker.

  • Y
    December 19, 2018 at 3:25 pm

    Her girlfriend is built like a linebacker. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRa75_Hlr28

  • Rockets Redglare
    December 19, 2018 at 2:24 pm

    ” Doused her ex boyfriend with urine on Valentines day “‘. This bitch deserves to be in the Masshole hall of fame. Impressive!

    • Patrick Deval Patrick
      December 19, 2018 at 5:32 pm

      Is the urine dousing included or does it cost extra… axing for a friend.

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