Social Justice Warriors

Lettuce Wrap Called The Judge A Piece Of Shit After He Didn’t Give Her A Harassment Order Against Me And Said That I’m Trying To Make Her Kill Herself


So I had my day in court the today with Letticia “Lettuce Wrap” Freitas today, after she took out a harassment order against me because I wrote about her disgusting, horrible, xenophobic attack on an immigrant-owned pizza shop in Millbury because they made a Trump themed pizza for a customer.

It was on a Zoom call, and according to people who watched it and screenshotted it this is how she came to the hearing.

With a mask on, indoors, and a number of notes in front of her. You could hear her Mom in the room with her coaching her along, and shockingly this genius duo was unable to get a simple harassment order against yours truly, brining my record in court to 16-0.

Funny thing is that I didn’t even have to mention her fraudulent Yelp reviews, the Trump pizza, or the blog itself. As a matter of fact I didn’t say a word. First they had to bring in a judge from out of Worcester, because no Worcester judges can impartially hear a case involving Turtleboy. I did take some notes though and here’s some highlights:

  • It started off poorly when the Judge asked her how she knew me, and she said she didn’t, which is weird because this guy hears restraining order hearings all day every day, and normally the person looking for the order has at least spoken to the person they’re looking to take out an order on. The Judge’s face was priceless.
  • She claimed that I had engaged in deformation of character in my “blog filled with hate.” He informed her that this was a harassment order hearing and if she wanted to sue me she had to do that in civil court.
  • She did not like this answer and responded by asking, “cyber bullying isn’t harassment?”
  • She also told the judge that we’re in a pandemic and she didn’t have $1,000 to sue me. She also stated that I live on donations and could afford an attorney, and she couldn’t, which would make it pointless to sue me.
  • She blamed me for “directing hate towards her,” even though all I did was write about how she was organizing and directing hate and fraud towards a small business because they sold a pizza to a customer.
  • She said that I was not allowed to write about her because she was previously in a hospital on suicide watch, and I had forced a man to kill himself this summer after blogging about a video in which he was seen kicking the shit out of his ex-girlfriend.
  • She said she was getting calls from unknown numbers and although she couldn’t prove it was me, she was pretty sure it was me.
  • She said she called the cops over all the alleged death threats she’s getting but the cops haven’t gotten back to her yet.
  • She says she needs an order because I called her a cunt and a white nationalist, both of which appear to be accurate.

Ultimately the order was denied because obviously this was not grounds for an order. I smiled, turtle riders turned on their cameras to give me a thumbs up, and she concluded the hearing by telling the judge, “Thanks for nothing, you piece of shit.”

After the hearing her mother drove to A&D Pizza and according to the owners they had to call the police on her because she was calling them pieces of shit, and threatening them. Ratchet behavior clearly runs in the family.

And that was my Monday. Another victory for Turtleboy.

P.S. Look who else was lurking at the hearing.

Hi Kate! I look forward to our court date in Leominster soon!



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65 Comment(s)
  • Desperate for attention
    November 3, 2020 at 7:53 pm

    You know you’ve reached bottom when you say “Thanks for nothing, you piece of shit” to a judge and the judge doesn’t even care enough to hold you in contempt. The judge knows this woman will likely not look both ways before crossing the next street. Why burden the taxpayers with a contempt citation?

  • North of the Border
    November 3, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    Oh FFS, the nut doesn’t fall far from the tree.

    I really wish we had a loser pays system in this country. Shit like this would stop most ricky-tick.

  • A & D
    November 3, 2020 at 4:51 pm

    The Letticia:

    A 12″ whole pie covered in tuna, salad greens, goat cheese and tears

  • Larry Nassar
    November 3, 2020 at 3:43 pm

    I would request Letticia Freitas to wear jeans,a chastity belt and several real tree air fresheners to her pelvic exam.

  • But Mom
    November 3, 2020 at 3:06 pm

    Ok I get it she’s an angry slam pig who hates pizza but at least she’s not a lush and a pill popper like her mom……..yet

  • Psycho Pizza Women
    November 3, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    I think the pizza place should be the ones doing the court thing,. Civil suit and a protective order against the crazy mother that showed up on their premises harassing them. Again the pizza place didn’t so anything wrong they made a fucking pizza! Yet, these psychos keep harassing them. These women need serious psychiatric help. It’s a pizza bitches.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    November 3, 2020 at 2:06 pm

    Nothing says ‘STDs’ like a door knocker.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    November 3, 2020 at 2:04 pm

    I love a good BLT but that’s some bacon I ain’t touchin!

  • Hervé Villechaize
    November 3, 2020 at 1:53 pm

    The highlight of Letticia Freitas life will be winning a beer pong championship at Fitchburg State College by queefing pong balls out of her meat locker.

  • Idi Amin
    November 3, 2020 at 1:41 pm

    She looks like a Zebra with the virus in the zoom court call.

    • Greta Thunberg
      November 3, 2020 at 1:45 pm

      How Dare You!!!

      • soxrock191
        November 6, 2020 at 9:34 am


  • A customer at A&D Pizza monday
    November 3, 2020 at 1:32 pm

    Easy to see where the spoiled cunt kid gets it from.Mom is a total fruit basket
    and an overall nasty Vagina. She should get a lockdown at Bridgewater for sure.Moms elevator does not go to the top floor.

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    November 3, 2020 at 1:24 pm

    Bet those ham drapes smell like Winthrop at low tide.

  • Wesley Snipes
    November 3, 2020 at 1:17 pm

    The brothers all ride her like an old Orange line MBTA train.

  • Ted Bundys VW
    November 3, 2020 at 1:12 pm

    Letticia Freitas needs her frontal lobe turned into hummus with a weed whacker.

  • grosshoes
    November 3, 2020 at 1:07 pm

    hahaha, mother and daughter sound like they belong in a lawrence dumpster. funny they’re such losers.

    congrats on staying undefeated mr. turtleboy!

  • Michelangelo's Nut Sack
    November 3, 2020 at 12:52 pm

    Great parenting mom. Completely worthless offspring.

  • Hunter 'rocks' biden.
    November 3, 2020 at 12:44 pm

    Lettuce and cheese… There are great doctors in mehhico. Why don’t you go there señorita.

  • Philip Landry
    Al Gore's toupee
    November 3, 2020 at 11:00 am

    More Global Warming and quite likely acid rain too ! Not adding to, but taking away from sanity in our world…Thanks Oldbama !!

  • Orion
    November 3, 2020 at 9:42 am

    “She said that I was not allowed to write about her because she was previously in a hospital on suicide watch”

    Oh, is THAT all it takes? Not allowed? The fucking arrogance.

  • P C
    November 3, 2020 at 9:15 am

    hope this WIN is an omen of the winning to come tonight/tomorrow.

  • long dong
    November 3, 2020 at 9:13 am

    Awesome news, TB. What would we do without Lettuce in this world. Fine young illiterate upstart musical genius just needs a chance. Mom did a great job. No chance Dad is around. 2020 in a nutshell. Act like a entitled spoiled douche and then cry when the tide turns. God help us if Joe and the Hoe.

  • The Powers That Be
    November 3, 2020 at 9:13 am

    Once every four years the lives of Lettuce and people like her matter. That day is today. That’s why she can refer to one of ours as a piece of shit and get away with it.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    November 3, 2020 at 9:06 am

    You should have ordered the racist pizza and been eating it while on the zoom call.

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    November 3, 2020 at 8:52 am

    Droopy Dogs daughter has that “constant stroke face”

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    November 3, 2020 at 8:51 am

    “Thanks for nothing, you piece of shit!”

    Judge should have held her for contempt right there.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    November 3, 2020 at 8:42 am

    What a cunt !

  • Turtz McGurtz
    November 3, 2020 at 8:29 am

    If she dies, she dies…

  • BigDaddy
    November 3, 2020 at 8:23 am

    The most pleasant sound that comes out of that house has nothing to do with the guitar, it’s the GLUCKGLOCKGLICKK oh her trying to orally make sense of the world one skin flute at a time….

  • Brown Eye
    November 3, 2020 at 7:49 am

    Lettuce still has 3 holes going for her 🙂

  • She’s A Bad Person
    November 3, 2020 at 7:29 am

    It’s the generation of being able to dish it out but can’t take it. What’s wrong princess ?

  • Joe, from Joe's Abortion Clinics Inc
    November 3, 2020 at 7:23 am

    Let me guess Letticia. Diagnosed as Borderline Personality Disorder. It’s everybody’s fault but mine. I need “My” Ativan. You’re a lazy Piece of Shit. You should be furious at Mommy, for allowing you to continue to be a lazy Piece of Shit. Now is the time to really look within yourself to not be such a Piece of Shit

    • Jed
      November 3, 2020 at 1:08 pm

      Definitely a cluster B disorder but I would guess Narcissism first, then Histrionic second, then Borderline third.

  • Boston Irish
    Gov Charlie Parker
    November 3, 2020 at 7:16 am

    Thanks TB for embarrassing this douche bag.

  • Letitia Freitas will die a lonely old unwed cunt
    November 3, 2020 at 7:13 am

    But, but, but unc hurt my feelings. It doesn’t matter what I did, only that you did it to ME!!!!! What a fucking douchebag. Good luck conning any sane man to spend his life with you, he won’t. Enjoy the loneliness and bitterness, bitch. Keep the streak going, unc.

  • Last Day
    November 3, 2020 at 7:11 am


  • Done with this shit
    November 3, 2020 at 7:07 am

    Turnarounds a bitch, huh lettuce? At least you got your fifteen minutes of turtleboy fame.
    Instead of trying and failing to destroy a family owned business, you should have spent some time trying to correct that humungous forehead.

  • Osiris
    November 3, 2020 at 6:42 am

    That affidavit reads like something a fourth grader wrote to their teacher to report getting teased at recess. Prank calls, teasing, humiliation….ooooh. Poor Lettuce. I suggest you put the guitar away, get out and sell ad space on that five head of yours.
    Let me know if you decide to do OnlyFans…I’d watch.

  • Bobo
    November 3, 2020 at 6:12 am

    I know her mother
    She only dates primates

  • White Nationalist
    November 3, 2020 at 6:06 am

    Yeah….your still a cunt you cunt

  • Gimme the needle
    November 3, 2020 at 5:30 am

    The higher the forehead, the lower the I.Q. Facks!!!!!

  • Mr. Bubba
    November 3, 2020 at 3:17 am

    Would still have consensual sexual relations with her.

    • babygirldiane285
      Joe from NYC
      November 3, 2020 at 4:32 am

      You can’t get a valid consent from a retard.

      • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
        November 3, 2020 at 7:57 am

        Yes means yes.

    • Letticia's Genital Wart
      November 3, 2020 at 7:47 am

      No doubt, you’d end up in prison. If Letticia has no problems making up BS about a pizza joint, imagine what she’d say about the “Invasion of the Stink Flaps”

  • Scarface From West Boylston
    November 3, 2020 at 2:27 am

    Support A&D Pizza! Good subs and pie.Even better people.
    Let them know Letticia Freita sent you!!!

  • Douglas Tannenbaum
    November 3, 2020 at 2:12 am

    Even with the stupid door knocker and chin piercing, I still notice the forehead that’s way too big.

    You decided to trash someone on the internet and didn’t like when it was done to you

    Write a song about that.

  • Bob Murchison
    November 3, 2020 at 1:49 am

    I would let Letticia Freita’s mother take a pepperoni, Black olive,and
    onion shit on my chest.

  • Lynnfield House Of Pizza
    November 3, 2020 at 1:38 am

    Thats what she wears for a Zoom court appearance?
    She looks like a sickly Geddy Lee!

  • Guinea Geisha
    November 3, 2020 at 1:10 am

    Dr. Seuss gives the best suicide advice:

    Would you could you with a rope?
    Would you could you OD on dope?
    Would you could you with a knife?
    Would you could you take your life?

    If you don’t like knives and don’t like rope…
    If you don’t like needles…
    Skip the dope.
    Your death of choice, albeit insane…
    Should be shave your tongue and hit a vein.

    Suicide: It’s the last thing you’ll ever do.

    • Mr. Bubba
      November 3, 2020 at 3:38 am

      Suck starting the old Glock Two Trey is the preferred method.

      • JoeMomma
        November 3, 2020 at 9:19 am

        She’s not smart enough to operate a firearm.
        Can we get somebody over there to load it for her?

      • Guinea Geisha
        November 3, 2020 at 9:30 am

        Me personally… I think I’d take the dope. Then I’d like to be cremated and put inside an Etch-A-Sketch.

  • Coming up short
    November 3, 2020 at 1:01 am

    Mercifully that’s a still picture, and not a video, of her with the guitar. Somehow I suspect another Joan Baez she’s not. And if she doesn’t have $1,000, those high-paying gigs and screaming fans must be around just a few more corners. Any day now.

    • Guinea Geisha
      November 3, 2020 at 1:17 am

      Steal a girls purse and she’ll be poor for a day. Give a girl a guitar and she’ll be poor for the rest of her life.

  • Balloonknot
    November 3, 2020 at 12:44 am

    Well I have had the “pleasure” as they say…Talk about a vanilla lay.. She does like a little starfish play but no full penetration. A total head case.Not worth the
    troubles IMO.

  • Papa Gino
    November 3, 2020 at 12:15 am

    Trump 2020 Supporter. You just won the Re election What are you going to do next? I’m going to A and D Pizza and celebrating with a extra large Trump Pie

  • Ed Gein
    November 2, 2020 at 11:51 pm

    Letticia Freitas would make a nice lamp shade.

  • Asking for a friend...
    November 2, 2020 at 11:11 pm

    …Is “deformation” of character when someone gets bent out of shape?

    • JJ@AOL.COM
      November 3, 2020 at 6:13 am

      Hahaha I was going to say something smart about seeing that too. Great minds think alike!

  • Do The Reich Thing
    November 2, 2020 at 11:07 pm

    So, she loses her case and her mother in turn drives to the pizza restaurant to harass them when they had NOTHING to do with this blog and in fact were the true victims? Brilliant! Now I hope they file an restraining order on her mother and in the ultimate irony it is this judge who gets the case. Wait until tomorrow, these two are going to be shitting and crying themselves to sleep! Trump 2020!!

    • Sufferin’ Suffragette
      November 3, 2020 at 12:05 am

      Excellent argument for abolishing the 19th amendment, I concur!

  • Sideshow bob
    November 2, 2020 at 10:45 pm

    Her attempt at cursive writing in her after-david was as successful as her suicide attempts.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    November 2, 2020 at 10:43 pm

    Ahahahaha…congrats let the wave of down votes begin…..MAGA… get out and vote.

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