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Le’Veon Bell Guaranteeing Win, Talking Shit To Random Boobs On Twitter At Midnight With 1 PM Game Tomorrow Is Why The Steelers Are Gonna Lose To Jacksonville

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I’m telling you right now, the Jacksonville Jaguars and the New Orleans Saints are gonna win today. And that’s great because the Jaguars are a much more formidable opponent for the Patriots than the Steelers would be. It’s gonna work out great because we really need to be challenged by a top defense before the Super Bowl. And make no doubt about it – it will happen. Because this is who the Jags are playing:

Le’Veon fucking Bell. A guy who usually is tapping out of games with an injury at this point in the seasons. He’s guaranteeing he will be seeing the Patriots for a “round 2” in the AFC Championship. Meanwhile he’s about to play a team that beat them in Pittsburgh 30-9 this season. Oh, and he’s tweeting this around midnight. And they’re playing at 1 PM tomorrow.

But he wasn’t done. He had to let random haters on Twitter know that he was going to get the last word in:

Oh, and this is happening a day after he said he was gonna sit out next year if they don’t give into his contract demands.

I put up screenshots of those tweets assuming that he’ll be forced to take them down. Then I realized he’s playing for a coach who let his star receiver do a Facebook Live episode in the locker room in which the coach called the Patriots a bunch of assholes and provided the annual free bulletin board material.

Those tweets aren’t going anywhere.

Just imagine anyone on the Patriots EVER doing something like this. It could only happen in the reign of Queen Dick. It’s remarkable how much of a better run organization the Patriots are than their closest competitors. I don’t get it. Why doesn’t everyone do what we do if it never fails? Just shut the fuck up and do your job every week. Is it really that hard?

9 Comment(s)
  • January 15, 2018 at 8:38 am

    Great call! Listen to me afternoons 2-6. I’m really intellectual and stuff.

  • juror seven
    January 14, 2018 at 8:21 pm

    Best of luck to Big Ben in the Pro Bowl, just don’t screw it up.

  • James Harrison
    January 14, 2018 at 4:47 pm

    Who won? I was watching Bugs Bunny

  • Roberto
    January 14, 2018 at 2:38 pm

    I disagree. Mike “Rooney Rule” Tomlin is the reason that they are going to lose.

  • Contributer
    January 14, 2018 at 8:00 am

    Everybody loves Michael Jackson …….

    • Keith
      January 14, 2018 at 7:48 pm

      Wow. The female form is so wonderful. Great to look at, touch, and just so much fun.
      Except all the big fatties of course.

  • billyjoebob
    January 14, 2018 at 4:23 am

    You assume that it was actually him tweeting, instead of his social media manager or something…

    • Ron
      January 14, 2018 at 4:54 pm

      Good call!

    • True Reality Speaks
      January 14, 2018 at 9:11 pm

      I see what you did there.

      Unfortunately, the blog comments have been overrun with dimwits and poseurs that like to use it like their personal chat boards. This will go over their small brains, and we’ll have to put up with E Boyler’s multiple screen named pussy rants and other trolls fapping one out when they see their comments on the screens.

      This blog is circling the drain, and the comment section is an even bigger embarrassment. All good things come to an end, I guess.

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