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Lisa Dyer Is Off To A Strong Start At North High With Hilarious Opening Day Sign

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Worcester North High School is often to a strong start for 2015:

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Did you expect anything less? They forced one of the best English teachers in the land out of the door, along with 31 other teachers who left alongside her? Ya got that? Nearly half the freaking faculty decided they couldn’t work for a tyrant like Lisa Dyer anymore. In a normal school district when half the teachers in a building run away from it because the principal is batshit insane, corrective action is taken against the principal. You know, because you’d have to be a pretty shitty leader to have half the crew abandon the ship like that.

But not in Melinda Boone’s Worcester Public Schools. Oh no, in the WPS you can can write unprofessional emails calling your teachers racist, put the school district in a position where they are more than likely going to get sued for a shitload of money, allow four vice principals to get punched in the face, call in sick for the last month of school, ban your teachers from eating at a pizza parlor on Plantation Street, and for doing so you will be rewarded with a brand new contract.

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One would think that Lisa Dyer would be doing everything in her power to start the new year off strong to prove to the world that she is a capable leader. But why would she? There’s literally NOTHING she could ever do to lose her job. And if that means ironically misspelling a word that describes intelligent people, then so be it. Because the official policy of Lisa Dyer’s North High School is “fuck it, Melinda Boone’s got our back until the cows come home.”

P.S. I call bullshit if they say they ran out of letters. Everyone knows there’s no shortage of H in Worcester.

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15 Comment(s)
  • Nanny
    August 26, 2015 at 2:32 pm

    Dear letter hanger-upper: you had one job.

  • North High Grad
    August 26, 2015 at 1:39 pm

    Oh my god the shame… If only she were Japanese I’m pretty sure seppuku would be a requirement at this point. And btw that closing statement made me lmao… No shortage of H in Worcester help I can’t fucking breathe >_<

  • Ser Davos Seaworth
    August 26, 2015 at 5:04 am

    Gaffney’s first order of business: fire Boone and Dyer.

    Then, have coffee.

  • August 26, 2015 at 12:23 am

    See why we need police in schools, great spellcheckers,and they will arrest sick violent kids, that were raised by sick violent adult(s).

  • Kbella
    August 25, 2015 at 11:14 pm

    Sadly, based on some of the correspondence we’ve received over the years, this does not surprise me.

  • Ben
    August 25, 2015 at 9:52 pm

    I*ll bet that the Booner
    made the boner!

  • BobnMic
    August 25, 2015 at 9:45 pm

    It is uncontainable the ineptitude from our so called leaders like the likes of Lisa Dyer, WPS Superintendant Boone and the rest of the incompetency still alive in our public domain! I mean – really? Folks, we need to get real here. Get respect back to our deserving citizens. Put criminals in jail. Make schools safe. Is this too much to fucking ask for? Am I a mad person for asking this?

    Oh fuck it. I’m going back to the Brady versus the NFL.

    • August 25, 2015 at 10:07 pm

      You are so right…When will this horrid situation change for Worcester public schools and Worcester in general??? How long must this madness continue????

    • August 25, 2015 at 10:07 pm

      You are so right…When will this horrid situation change for Worcester public schools and Worcester in general??? How long must this madness continue????

      • BobnMic
        August 25, 2015 at 11:25 pm

        Next month and in November is where the madness ends Pam. Shit – I might throw a giant Kegger! Hire Van Halen for the backyard. And scream yahooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! from the water tower up off of Chester St. As long as the real people win of course. If not then it’s cheese (really velveeta and crackers with bottled water (really tap) and that would entirely suck.

    • Kbella
      August 25, 2015 at 11:12 pm

      You might want to check your own spelling. Not representing Turtleboy Nation very well.

  • bushman
    August 25, 2015 at 9:43 pm

    “P.S. I call bullshit if they say they ran out of letters. Everyone knows there’s no shortage of H in Worcester.”

    One of the queerest(in a “ha ha, if I don’t laugh I’ll cry” kind of way) thing I have ever laughed inappropriately at.

    Drove by it this afternoon. Chuckled out loud.

  • colleen
    August 25, 2015 at 9:42 pm

    So sad.
    I’m very excited to vote this fall.

    Here’s an interesting tidbit for a future blog:

    Published on Aug 23, 2015

    St. Louis grandmother,
    Peggy Hubbard vented her frustration with the Black Lives Matter movement in a YouTube video after a young girl was killed in a shooting in Ferguson, and now the impassioned plea is going viral.

  • John
    August 25, 2015 at 9:40 pm

    How can this be real??? The WPS over the last year has been like watching a Monty Python skit….

  • Giggle Space
    August 25, 2015 at 9:08 pm

    I left Worcester 7 years ago because I had the chance to get out. When I contacted the school department to transfer my kid’s records to her new school they encouraged me to keep her in the WPS system because our new district had school choice. I said yeah, no then, and seeing this shit going on I’m very happy with my choice to get out of Dodge when I did.
    I feel bad for the kids.

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