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Lisa Dyer Reported A Student To The Department Of Justice For Reading Turtleboy And Just Got The Worst Rating Possible From Teachers

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While the recent incidents at Burncoat High School and Worcester Tech involving weapons in school have caught the attention of the media, the happiest person in the city must be Lisa Dyer over at North High. Because while Burncoat has apparently turned into an NRA convention, Lisa Dyer’s reign of terror continues at Harrington Way.

Tomorrow Lisa Dyer has orchestrated a media circlejerk, in which she will show off to the world how wonderful her “no evil project” is going. This genius program is the brain child of Mrs. Dyer, and is her signature recipe for fixing the fact that four principals have been assaulted by students under her watch. Here’s what the project is all about:

Screen Shot 2015-04-30 at 3.39.27 PMScreen Shot 2015-04-30 at 11.37.58 PMOh. My. God. How much prozac are you on if you think this is going to work? I’m sure the next time a kid is in a fist fight and a VP comes over to break it up, they’ll stop and think about that kid Otaku the the Gamer. That should fix it.

As you can see the kids will be photographed as part of this project, and rumor is they will be wearing this button, in support of their favorite English teacher Janice Harvey, who is still licking her wounds from the Lisa Dyer email tongue lashing:

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How long until she bans those things?

What’s more disturbing is that while she’s doing this it has come to our attention that she is actively trying to ruin the life of a student that the public has entrusted in her care. This kid right here is named Leith Larson


He’s kind of the unofficial voice for law and order at North High. He’s the one that started the petition in school to have a police officer, which was signed by half of the student body at North present on that day. He is a member of the ROTC and is highly respected by the students and the faculty.

Logically Lisa Dyer wants to ruin his life. Why? Because he supports Turtleboy Sports and the Worcester Police – the two organizations which are the beign of her existence.

I was shocked when Lisa Dyer tried to ruin the reputation of a respected teacher. But Janice Harvey is a bulldog and a fighter and she’ll land on her feet. However, it has come to our knowledge from several reputable sources in the building that Leith was reported to the Department of Justice for talking to what Lisa Dyer has deemed a “racist blogger.”

Leith Larson intends to join the military and this could certainly have ramifications for his future. Reliable sources have informed Turtleboy that she sabotaged this upstanding young man intentionally. The final straw was the shirt. She told the ROTC major but his lips are sealed now. I trust these sources because they’re the same ones who sent me the Lisa Dyer email, told me as soon as VP Bruce O’Connell was punched in the face, and informed me about the faculty meeting in which Dr. Boone treated them like kindergarteners.

Picking on students now Lisa Dyer? Hey here’s a question – where are all the frauds who were so upset that one of our writers put someone’s tweets on here the other day? Because guess what asshats? If you’re not down there raising hell about Lisa Dyer right now, it only proves furthermore that everything you pretend to stand for is shit.


Oh yea, here’s another Turtleboy bombshell for you all, just to prove that Turtleboy has access to information no other media source has. The results of the EAW’s survey of North High teachers in regards to Lisa Dyer have been leaked to us. You gotta see some of this stuff. Since Melinda Boone likes graphs and charts so much, she’s gonna love seeing these:Screen Shot 2015-04-30 at 3.10.34 PM Screen Shot 2015-04-30 at 3.10.47 PM Screen Shot 2015-04-30 at 3.15.04 PM Screen Shot 2015-04-30 at 3.17.42 PM Screen Shot 2015-04-30 at 3.17.56 PM Screen Shot 2015-04-30 at 3.27.37 PM Screen Shot 2015-04-30 at 3.33.42 PM Screen Shot 2015-04-30 at 3.34.44 PM

That says it all right there folks. Over 93% of the faculty are demanding a REAL apology from Lisa Dyer for the Janice Harvey email. The three who voted against are obviously scabs, and more than likely aren’t real teachers (librarians, guidance counselors, etc).

The majority of the staff has given her the lowest possible rating in just about every category. But the charts themselves don’t do it justice. Here are some of the more telling responses faculty members have left on these surveys:

In the past I have emailed her several times about important matters and she never responds. She only responds when she needs something.

Maybe if you were a member of the Coming Together Circlejerk she would consider responding to you. But you’re just a lowly teacher, so you can go and fuck yourself. 

The principal does a great job communicating her vision/priorities of higher test scores and getting us up from the bottom of the MA state rankings. I just disagree with those as effective goals.

LOL. That one says a lot. She’s good at making sure kids learn how to pass a standardized test so that she can give Boone good charts. George Bush and Barrack Obama have basically tag teamed American education into the ground with their obsession with standardized testing. 

My principal will often criticize teachers to others continuing her unprofessional practices. She is a secretive bully who lies at every turn. Vengeful and cruel to staff. The principal has horrible communication skills, is divisive and abhors teacher input.

Calm down teacher lady. Why would she value your input? You’re a teacher. What do you think you’re some sort of professional or something? 

In the past two years she has entered my room once to drop something off. She has only said “hi” to me a couple times – otherwise she looks away. Former principals were present in my room at least weekly

Hey teacher, do you have big Steve Urkel glasses? Have you passed Cultural Competency 101? Are you obsessed with the skin color of your students? Nope. Therefore you have no use to Lisa Dyer and thus no reason for her to ever say hello to you or stop by your classroom. 

I was a part of the ILT under the previous admin. I.L.T was an open team and anyone could join. Under this admin it is closed and by invite only. I don’t know who is on the team or what they do.

Yea, probably because you liked a Turtleboy article one time on Facebook. No turtles allowed in the ILT under the Lisa Dyer regime. 

The principal’s school wide email calling out the actions of Janice Harvey was shocking in that she should have had a private discussion with her or send her a private email. To call Janice on the carpet in front of her colleagues was unprofessional. Additionally, her apology was inadequate.

Inadequate? What the hell are you talking about teacher? She said that she was SOOO overcome by her love for the children, that she accidentally called an unnamed teacher a racist. But it was all out of love for the children. What more could you possibly want? That’s the most sincere apology I’ve ever heard!!


I believe she has lost the trust of many staff. I really am not sure how or if she can gain that back.

LOL, silly teachers. Newsflash – Lisa Dyer gives zero fucks about the trust of the staff at North High. 

My principal on numerous occasions punished teachers for expressing a difference in opinion. Such punishments included loss of privileges, undue poor evaluations, unprofessional emails and discussions meant to intimidate the teacher. My principal has violated the confidentiality of teachers including personal and professional matters.

You think you’re allowed to have “differing opinions?” That sounds pretty racist to me. Because as you know, if you don’t subscribe to Lisa Dyer’s radical world view that color-blind is a racist term, then you’re a racist. Racist. 

Fire her. 

Best. Comment. Ever. 

She told us at the beginning of the year she planned on disregarding the contract when asking us to do more in school.

LOL. Contract. That’s a good one. 

I feel bullied to go against the contract. If I don’t do what she wants there will be consequences. I have never had such a leader make me feel so conflicted, worried, and stressed about having to go above and beyond my contractual duties time and time again.

Who cares? It’s not her job to make sure teachers feel they have a safe environment to do their job. Her number one priority is to make sure that she is available for meetings with Joyce McNickles and other Sutton residents who think you’re a racist teacher. 

To me many of the smaller issues in the building this year arose from the principals indecisiveness. She picked which rules from the handbook to follow at the start of the year, which is why kids were complaining when they actually started enforcing them this year.

SMH. Don’t you people know anything about cultural competency? If G-Funk wants to wear a hat in school, he should be allowed to, because we should be embracing his culture. And in his culture rules are stupid. 

Inconsistency regarding rules like phones, hats, and hoods last year and the beginning of this year has led to the forced crackdown that we have now. In essence, it made it more difficult for staff to now tighten the reigns. There is also inconsistency of enforcement of rules by the assistant principals. Many teachers have stopped writing cut slips because there seems to be virtually no consequence of skipping as well. I, personally, have received cut slips back blaming me that the student is not coming to my class. 

Ummm, hello? Didn’t you get the message about the charts? We can’t suspend kids for cutting classes, especially if they’re not white. Don’t you realize Clive McFarlane is watching our every move? We can’t just be suspending students of color because they commit suspendable offenses. That’s racist – DUH!!!

What leadership? I never see her walking the halls.

Why would she walk the halls? You think she wants to waste her time interacting with students and staff? HAHA. No, no, no. Real principals lead from the confines of their closed office. They should be like the Wizard of Oz. You should hear them during annoucnements, but never see what they look like. We can call her the “Wizard of the Woo.”

My principal will often fail to properly discipline students and has a number of occasions went as far as blaming teachers for not being engaging enough thus leading to students misbehaving in the hallways. This had lead to the lowest teacher morale I have ever experienced.

And rightfully so. When a kid acts out – it’s the teacher’s fault. DUH!!! What did you do to piss off that poor kid who told you to go fuck yourself? That kid obviously came to school to learn, and then you made him feel uncomfortable with your dumb ass “rules” and “grades.” So how did you expect him to react? Clearly this one’s on you teacher. 

As a minority I feel that my principal is always understanding and keeps school members and students safe.

Yup. That about sums it up right there. As long as you’re not an old white school marm Lisa Dyer’s got your back till the cows come home!!

Students do not even know who she is and the rules that come from the office are scoffed at because they are so disjointed from reality.

Who the fuck are you – the principal? (name that movie)

The students knew that they could get away with almost anything without many consequences. The new lead teacher position from the superintendents “action plan” is simply enforcing some already stated school rules that have been ignored.


And what a brilliant action plan it was. Start enforcing rules that already exist. Fucking brilliant!!!

Honestly, we have hundreds more of these but you get the point. Lisa Dyer is the Worcester Public Schools version of Bobby Valentine. The whole purpose of being a leader is to make sure the people you’re leading are invested in your leadership. It’s bad enough that she has obviously failed miserably in that regard.

But what makes it worse is that she doesn’t seem to give a shit. She doesn’t see anything wrong with publicly calling one of the most well respected teachers in the building a racist, and reporting one of the most well respected students in the buildling to the Department of Justice for reading a Goddamn blog. Instead she’s having kids take pictures with their hands over their eyes so they can “see no evil.” Because if they close their eyes, chances are they won’t see the only evil at North High School – Lisa Dyer.




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15 Comment(s)
  • Td
    May 1, 2015 at 8:07 pm

    Lisa Dyer is not very professional, she tells lies! If something happens in school with your child YOU NEVER GET A CALL?? So Dyer says your child is doing something wrong at school at end of summer school but yet NEVER MENTIONED IT when it actually happened. Fire Lisa Dyer!!!!

  • Woodiculous
    May 1, 2015 at 8:44 am

    Here is hoping that the Dept. of Justice can be shamed into bringing a medal to honor this kid, Leith.

    Oh, wait, that would require these useless, entitled bureaucrats to have some shame.

    Other than an overwhelming drive to minimize their own inconvenience and promote their own careers, they are less than useless.

  • Finnish Goalie
    May 1, 2015 at 7:56 am

    Must have been an interesting time period in the School District between this getting out there and your text conversation with Ms. Roy.

  • KID A
    May 1, 2015 at 1:55 am


  • Whaat??
    April 30, 2015 at 8:40 pm

    Nixon was run outta town for less! What does it take to get rid of this dame?

  • RJ
    April 30, 2015 at 6:56 pm

    She reported a kid exploring different opinions….to the department of justice?

    When did Worcester become 1930s Germany?

  • Dal90
    April 30, 2015 at 6:50 pm

    Wait…she’s actually using the Three Monkies — something that has been traditionally interpreted in Western Civilization as a symbol for turning a blind eye and keeping silent — as a good thing?

    • Carlo's Daddy
      April 30, 2015 at 6:58 pm

      Didn’t even think of that……blind support.


    • Wabbitt
      April 30, 2015 at 8:25 pm

      Well, having them imitate Sgt. Shultz would have been too obvious.

      “I know nothing! I see NOTHING!”

      • Finnish Goalie
        April 30, 2015 at 8:31 pm

  • Clive Mc'turtle
    April 30, 2015 at 6:38 pm

    I’m Dyer’ing ova here

  • Running to Win
    April 30, 2015 at 6:21 pm

    Some people are taking it to a new low in poor leadership and stupidity.

  • Carlo's Daddy
    April 30, 2015 at 6:13 pm

    How do we support Leith??

    I’m all in!!!!!

  • Box Cutter Diaries
    April 30, 2015 at 5:14 pm

    Home run article. This is a hashtag that a box cutter can get behind

  • Finnish Goalie
    April 30, 2015 at 5:00 pm


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