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Last night on the award winning Pure Juz Turtleboy Live program we had Merrimack Valley Turtle Bae on the show, and she is a ball of sass and spunk. We were pounding down Pure Juz organic mango smoothies, made with delicious social justice juices, and we had a lot to talk about on the agenda, so you knew it was gonna be a GREAT show.
The Lowell, “I’m a junkie” robber pussed out under the advice of counsel, but nevertheless it was a great program. The freestyle rap at the end I personally give a D+, but it got a lot of fire emojis so the people liked what they heard from the old school Dipset beat.
Game of Thrones is over now, so we can start having this show at 9:30 again. However, NFL also starts real soon, so we’re not gonna do it on Sundays anymore. Vote in the poll above or below to decide which day we should have Turtleboy Live on going forward. I liked Sunday because it was a great way to recap the week and no one’s doing shit on Sunday nights. Plus we have the whole day to set up our world class production studios in the Turtleboy garage. I guess if I had to pick a day I’d say Saturday, but not sure if the ratings would be as good on Saturday. Backup choice would be Tuesday or Wednesday.
P.S. We are always looking to have the following kinds of new guests on the show:
- Ratchets we’ve roasted who want to defend themselves
- Normal people who have been victimized by ratchets
- Experts on a topic we’re planning on discussing
- Funny and entertaining people looking to co-host with Uncle Turtleboy like MVTB did this episode
If you fit any of these, feel free to reach out to us on Facebook and we can make it happen.
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