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Liz Warren Took A Steamy Dump On Police, Said Mike Brown Shooting Was Unjustified

Elizabeth Warren took a steamy dump on police everywhere by saying that Michael Brown’s death was Darren Wilson’s fault. 

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Elizabeth Warren chimed in about black lives matter the other day and basically said everything you knew she would say:

Fifty years later, violence against African Americans has not disappeared. Consider law enforcement. The vast majority of police officers sign up so they can protect their communities. They are part of an honorable profession that takes risks every day to keep us safe. We know that. But we also know – and say – the names of those whose lives have been treated with callous indifference. Sandra Bland. Freddie Gray. Michael Brown. We’ve seen sickening videos of unarmed, black Americans cut down by bullets, choked to death while gasping for air – their lives ended by those who are sworn to protect them. Peaceful, unarmed protestors have been beaten. Journalists have been jailed. And, in some cities, white vigilantes with weapons freely walk the streets. And it’s not just about law enforcement either. Just look to the terrorism this summer at Emanuel AME Church. We must be honest: Fifty years after John Kennedy and Martin Luther King, Jr. spoke out, violence against African Americans has not disappeared.

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LOL. Black lives matter to Elizabeth Warren… long as they don’t move into her neighborhood. After all, she lives in a $2 million mansion, and her neighborhood in Cambridge isn’t exactly diverse. Seriously, Liz Warren is the worst politician on earth, and it has nothing to do with the fact that she’s a democrat. It’s the fact that she is the biggest hypocrite who has ever lived. A woman who got elected by leading a crusade against student loans while collecting $400K to teach one class at Harvard.

And now she’s finally chiming in with this nonsense. I mean, she actually said that Michael Brown’s life was treated with “callous indifference.” Yea, she’s right. His life was treated with indifference….by him. When you try to take a gun from a cop you’re not valuing your own life. You’re making a conscious decision to do a really dangerous thing that could end up with you getting shot. But I guess Darren Wilson was just supposed to let the gentle giant play nice-nice and hope he allowed him to live. After all, one of the first things you’re taught to do in the police academy is to check your privilege.

And can we STOP calling these idiots peaceful? None of these rallies are peaceful. This weekend in Minnesota these idiots are planning on blocking a marathon. They’ve run onto highways, destroyed half of Baltimore, and assassinated multiple police officers. What fucking planet is this idiot on to think any of this shit is peaceful?

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She continued: “I speak today with the full knowledge that I have not personally experienced and can never truly understand the fear, the oppression, and the pain that confronts African Americans every day. But none of us can ignore what is happening in this country. Not when our black friends, family, neighbors literally fear dying in the streets.”

Newsflash Liz Warren – the only people who fear dying in the streets are criminals. I’ve learned in my lifetime that a great way to stay alive is to not commit crimes, run from the cops, or try to get into a wrestling match with one. And what do you know? Here I am. Must be all that privilege.

No rational, law abiding person of any color fears dying in the streets. Literally none. Only over dramatic drama queens, who just so happen to be alive, pretend that they’re scared for their lives. They’re not. They’re just being dramatic because they like attention. But yea, let’s just ignore the fact that the vast, vast majority of black people who are killed are not killed by police officers. Stupid facts.

Listen to the brave, powerful voices of today’s new generation of civil rights leaders. Incredible voices. Listen to them say: “If I die in police custody, know that I did not commit suicide.” Watch them march through the streets, “hands up don’t shoot” – not to incite a riot, but to fight for their lives. To fight for their lives.

Hands up don’t shoot sounds like a great motto. Someone should’ve told Mike Brown to do that. The people in Ferguson who were throwing molotov cocktails at cops and looting stores were definitely out there because they were fighting for their lives, not because they wanted free shit. Yea, that’s it.

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Once again, the task begins with safeguarding our communities from violence. We have made progress, but it is a tragedy when any American cannot trust those who have sworn to protect and serve. This pervasive and persistent distrust isn’t based on myths. It is grounded in the reality of unjustified violence.

I bet you a million dollars Liz Warren doesn’t know any cops. Why would she? That’s blue collar work. She’s above that. And that’s what this all comes down to. Liz Warren thinks cops are white trash, republican-voting assholes. So fuck em. She has no use for them. That’s why she basically is declaring political war on cops here by saying that Darren Wilson’s actions were “unjustified violence.” Because a grand jury begs to differ.

Policing must become a truly community endeavor-not in just a few cities, but everywhere. Police forces should look like, and come from, the neighborhoods they serve. All police forces-not just some-must be trained to de-escalate and to avoid the likelihood of violence.

Yea, police forces should be told how to do their jobs by a rich white college professor who claims to be a Native American when it benefits her.

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Look, I get why people like Liz Warren. She’s a bulldog. She’s like no democrat I’ve ever seen before. Most of these politicians are a bunch of Joe Petty’s who have grown up. Take for instance Ed Markey. He’s 110% liberal but he just kind of goes with the flow and tries not to say anything to controversial. But not Lizzy. She’s gotta jump on the hippie bandwagon because she’s from Cambridge.

People from Cambridge aren’t normal. We should take that entire city, dig a moat around it, and tell them they’re on their own. This is a city that produced Gish Jen – a woman who wrote in the Boston Glove two months after the marathon bombing that the people of Boston “failed the Tsarnaevs.” I guess it’s not a surprise that she feels this way since one of the only black people she’s ever encountered in her neighborhood is Skip Gates, a man who manufactured a racial incident, acted like a complete asshole, and then whined his way to the White House for a free beer when he finally got cuffed. Her entire world view on the black community likely comes from idiots like him.

The last thing I’m gonna say is this – stop saying “all lives matter.” Because the whole point of this “movement” is to point out that black lives are treated callously and with indifference while white lives matter. Thus “white lives matter” is implied, while “black lives matter” has to be stated. So you’re falling for the bait when you say “all lives matter.”

What you need to say is simple – “OF COURSE black lives matter. DUH!!!” But that doesn’t mean Michael Brown had a right to take a gun from a cop. That has nothing to do with black lives mattering. That was Mike Brown making it clear that he didn’t think his life mattered very much, because he did something that anyone with common sense knows would get them killed.

The same people who are clamoring that Mike Gaffney is a Tea Party obstructionist for suggesting that Worcester is going to shit, sure are quiet when their girl Lizzy Warren does the same exact thing on a much larger scale.

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25 Comment(s)
  • WTF
    October 4, 2015 at 11:24 pm

    If someone trys to take a gun from one of her security detail will she tell them not to shoot ?

  • Jeffrey Neal is a Giant Pussy and a Dangerous Person
    October 3, 2015 at 1:51 am

    Jeff, you got released from prison huh? You fucking low life!

  • george
    October 1, 2015 at 2:59 pm

    $1000 to anyone who puts this bitch down

    • TurtleBoySpurts
      October 1, 2015 at 8:42 pm

      Hope you and Turtleboy are ready for a visit from the feds. You threatened a U.S. Senator, whose staff has now been notified of your post. And yes, TB will have to turn over his Web logs and reveal who you are. Gonna be a blast watching this come down on you haters.

      • george
        October 2, 2015 at 7:52 am

        Haha ok, Im waiting

  • typical white person
    October 1, 2015 at 12:36 pm

    Liz Warren gives female politicians a bad name. She personifies everything that’s wrong with American politicians today. She’s a liar, a hypocrite, a white, elitist snob. Anybody who buys her lies, half-truths, and spin needs to read and study more. Please, voters, please pay attention!

    • Non Sequitor
      October 1, 2015 at 9:02 pm

      She gives EVERY politician a bad name.

  • strata
    October 1, 2015 at 11:11 am

    She did dump on Police, yet Police pretty always vote Democrat, and if she ran for President…. the Police would still vote for her.

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    Frank Lee
    October 1, 2015 at 9:13 am

    “Listen to the brave, powerful voices of today’s new generation of civil rights leaders. Incredible voices. ”

    Does anyone ever question this moron? Who is she talking about? Sharpton? Jackson? Geesh!

  • Chris From Georgia
    October 1, 2015 at 8:51 am

    The good people of Massachusetts deserve far better than Liz Warren. Typical Liberal, hates America and all that it stands for.

    • WormtownorBust
      October 1, 2015 at 12:15 pm

      “Every nation gets the government it deserves.”

      -Joseph de Maistre

  • WormtownorBust
    October 1, 2015 at 8:20 am

    I am embarrassed by the 2 fools we have representing our state in the Senate.

    Harpy Liz and Dopey Ed.

    What is wrong with the voters in this state that both of them managed to get elected.

    • Finnish Goalie
      October 1, 2015 at 8:31 am

      Brown ran a poor campaign, and wasted much too much time talking about her Native heritage.

      Getting pamphlets in the mail talking about “Cherokee Liz” didn’t gain many votes for him.

      • WormtownorBust
        October 1, 2015 at 12:13 pm

        Sad but true. Brown’s campaign was an embarrassment.

  • Joemomma
    October 1, 2015 at 7:28 am

    If you punch a cop in the face and try to take his gun, your going to have a bad day no matter what color skin you have.

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      October 1, 2015 at 7:37 am

      Apparently some people have challenges understanding that simple concept. They would rather blame the bad behavior on someone else and take zero responsibility. Par for the course these days.

  • T
    October 1, 2015 at 7:01 am

    Lunatic Liz is trying to secure the black vote when she runs with crazy Joe. A very dangerous woman.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    October 1, 2015 at 6:33 am

    Why is Lizzy digging this up now? These liberal dolts that keep feeling sympathy for nothing more than common criminals is sickening.

  • September 30, 2015 at 11:48 pm

    Tsarnaov killed 3 people,America has killed 3 million,that boston globe writer makes a great point.

    • September 30, 2015 at 11:49 pm

      Could be the Remy or boston strong in us.

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      October 1, 2015 at 6:19 am

      Simply put, you’re a pathetic idiot. Blaming the people of Boston for a filthy terrorist actions shows just how far from reality you truly are. We gave them a wonderful country to live in, many steps above their own, an education and from what I understand financial assistance. They clearly had evil in their soul and that’s someone else fault? You’re FUBAR. WOW….

      • Nelson
        October 2, 2015 at 6:44 am

        Stop explaining yourselfs to wwy hes the idiot hiding behind screen name

    • TDF
      October 1, 2015 at 6:55 am

      They killed 4 people….and the globe writer is an idiot.

  • Publius
    September 30, 2015 at 9:45 pm

    Warren hates America. No doubt.

    • John Ramey
      October 1, 2015 at 6:50 am

      You would think that any self respecting “civil rights activist” would be outraged at a white, cloistered, millionaire, liberal from Oklahoma/Cambridge who cheated Affirmative Action and who gamed the Affirmative Action system to get ahead. Liz stinks of lies and hypocrisy and abuse of racial preferences and government programs, but somehow BLM (not to mention the brain dead voters of this sorry ass state) refuse to see this.

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