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Local Boob From Leicester Calls Obama A Monkey, Dianne Williamson Calls Him Up To Clarify, He Doubles Down And Says Trump Makes Him Feel Special

Local Boob From Leicester Calls Obama A Monkey, Dianne Williamson Calls Him Up To Clarify, He Doubles Down And Says Trump Makes Him Feel Special

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Dianne Williamson lost all credibility three months ago when she fell on the grenade and went along with the INSANE lie that Mayor Joe Petty wasn’t the one on tape calling protesters at a City Council meeting “morons,” just 24 hours after he apologized for calling them morons. Ever since then she’s just been writing the same old same old about Donald Trump. Bo-ring. It’s not that Trump isn’t the most ridiculous President we’ve ever seen. It’s just that it’s not original, and it’s kind of low hanging fruit to write about him all the time. If I wanna read about Trump being an asshole I can go pretty much anywhere, so why would I read a third rate newspaper that was runner up to Turtleboy in the voting for Worcester’s Top News Outlet?

Anyway, she wrote an interesting one today, because she found this guy from Leicester who is the very definition of no fucks given. His name is Steven Fisher, and he is everything you dreamed he would be and more:

Evidently Steven left a comment on one of her previous blogs in which he called President Obama a monkey. By now we’re used to seeing anonymous trolls write insane shit like this on the Internet, because it has no ties back to them. But this mother fucker used his real name, and evidently sees nothing wrong with that. So Dianne actually did something I have to respect – she called him up and got an interview. And it was everything you dreamed it would be and more……

I was just wondering, I told him – why did he call Barack Obama a monkey?

“Because he looks just like one,” he said. “The guy looks like a monkey.”

“Because he’s black?”

“It’s because he looks like a monkey. I’m a truth teller.”

Oh yea, nothing racist about that. So he looks like a monkey? How is that even racist? It’s not like monkeys are black and brown or anything like that. Just a straight shooter from Leicester, telling it like it is!. 

Fisher is 53. He told me he’s single and lives with his elderly parents, whom he gets paid to care for. He also works as a pizza deliveryman.

I asked him if he had any qualms about signing his name to such a racist comment.

“Why not?” he asked. “I’m not ashamed of doing that. I heard from people who liked it.” 

“Are you a racist?”

“Yes, I am.”

Wait……what?? Well, this guy is apparently on to something. For most normal people being labeled as a racist is something we try to avoid. Not Steve Fisher though. This dude wears it like a badge of honor. 

Now imagine this man standing in the bleachers at Fenway Park, calling Adam Jones the n word so loudly that he can hear it from 30-40 yards away:

Now picture NO ONE saying something to him or videotaping it or even getting the usher. Yea, you can’t. Because no one did that to Adam Jones at Fenway, and if they did then it would be someone like Steve Fisher who would proudly own up to it. 


“Because Obama is the biggest piece of (expletive) I’ve ever seen.”

I asked Fisher if he felt more comfortable going public with his racism now that Trump is president.

Oh geez, here we go. Because guys like Steve Fisher never said anything racist WHILE Obama was President. 

“Sure,” he replied easily. “Trump is the best president we’ve ever had.”

Oh for fuck’s sake.

“He’s for what the country used to stand for.”

Please stop. 

He’s for real Americans and he’s going to make us great again. He’s not afraid of anybody and he says what’s right. … Obama let all the Muslims come into this country and they’re killing us.

Pretty please?

“There’s a law on the books that they’re not supposed to be here, but Obama ignored it because he’s a Muslim, too.”

Well, that’s just great. 

I asked him where he gets his news.

“Mostly Facebook and Fox,” he said. “It’s all over Facebook that Obama is a Muslim.”

He said he showed his comment to his parents, and they approved because “they grew up in a different time.” It’s a time he’s eager to return to, he said, and Trump is the man to lead us there.

I tried to continue our conversation, but Fisher grew impatient and abruptly hung up. He had apparently had enough.

This guy is like a wet dream for Dianne Williamson and every other person who spends all hours of the day obsessing about President Trump. Seriously, he checked off ever single dumb shit redneck stereotype in less than 30 seconds:

  1. Obama is a Muslim
  2. If it’s not on Fox News then I ain’t watching
  3. I get all my information from memes my friends share on Facebook
  4. There’s a “law” that prevents Muslims from being in America that we’ve been purposely ignoring for years now
  5. Trump, who has been President for three months, is already the greatest President in history – better than Lincoln, Roosevelt, and Washington combined.
  6. Trump makes him feel more comfortable to be racist.
  7. Obama is a monkey.
  8. Yes, I am a racist.
  9. I live at home with my parents and deliver pizzas.

Anyway, I actually enjoyed this column, even though this was her conclusion:

But we can’t deny that these people exist, and the problem seems to be growing, and we need to acknowledge the ugly, disheartening truth – racists have found their liberator in the man who occupies America’s White House.

Look, she’s right about the fact that racists have NEVER felt this good about a President before. They might’ve voted for people like George Bush and Mitt Romney, but they weren’t wild about them. They LOVE them some Trump, because the fact of the matter is Trump has an uncanny ability to appeal to stupid people.

But what Dianne is conveniently ignoring is that people like Turtleboy voted for Donald Trump, not because we wanna ban Muslims or think Obama is a Muslim or want a chance to be openly racist. We voted for Donald Trump because people like her friends Walter Crockett and Clive McFarlane weren’t content with just calling the Steve Fisher’s of the world a racist. They had to call EVERYONE they don’t agree with a racist. And Hillary did the exact same shit throughout her campaign by feeding into the identity politics bullshit. It was disgusting. So I sucked up my pride and voted for Trump, not so much because I thought he’d do a good job, but because I wanted to see how they’d react if he won. And they’ve danced EXACTLY as we hoped they would.

The bottom line is, what Dianne just did in her column is no different than the shit people get mad at us for. She found a vagrant, used her platform to publicly humiliate him, and we all had a good laugh. But please, tell me more how Turtleboy is this awful hate blog and the mainstream media is pure the driven snow.

P.S. You’re kidding yourself if you don’t think you can find equally insane people on the left. They’re everywhere, and they’re a fringe group. It’s important that people from both sides of the aisle feel comfortable laughing at them.



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33 Comment(s)
  • WHAT?
    May 15, 2017 at 6:21 pm

    My god! Dianne found a racist in Leicester! Incredible! Next she is going to New Bedford to find a fisherman! Read all about it in the T&G! You’ll also get, at moderate cost, inserts that show you how to wipe your ass! Truly a bargain!

  • WHAT?
    May 12, 2017 at 6:26 pm

    When the T&G goes under, Dianne should be able to get a job with the Enquirer. She has become adept at yellow journalism.

  • White Pride White Power
    May 12, 2017 at 6:25 pm

    So Turtleboy calls out a Trump supporter and a loyal republican and at the same time praises some nigger-loving liberal slutcunt journalist? Yeah fuck that shit. Wake me up when this blog stops being the HuffPo liberal rag race-traitor bullshit and starts standing up for REAL REPUBLICANS and not these left wing loser niggerstain shitbags.

    • WPWP needs a safe space
      May 12, 2017 at 8:12 pm

      Ok. Nighty night, pookie!

  • That's enough Dianne
    May 12, 2017 at 2:43 pm

    Clearly the guy is a moron. This is an excellent take TB. The level that people like Dianne Williamson have taken it since the election is outrageous. Watching them gasp every time the President opens his mouth used to be entertaining but now its just tiresome. Especially tiresome is when they make up generalizations about the people who would dare vote Trump. Hey, Dianne? Why don’t you interview some moron who “represents the Hillary voters”? See what kind of nonsensical bullshit comes out of their mouth. Sometimes I feel sorry for people like her… It must be really traumatizing to wake up every day to the absolute devastation they feel about the election.

  • Ryan
    May 12, 2017 at 10:49 am

    In fairness, he does look like a chimp.

  • IwantIneedIhavetoHave
    May 12, 2017 at 10:18 am

    Dianne is pretty cool when she’s not high or drunk.

  • Beige Caulk
    May 12, 2017 at 8:13 am

    Central Mass Man of the Year

    Dianne Williamson is a third rate version of the Boston Globe’s Yvonne Abraham

    Two perpetually on the rag vagina hurt columnists who can’t accept the fact that an adult who doesn’t play foolish media games in the executive seat.

  • whatevuh
    May 12, 2017 at 6:46 am

    Wait, what? He gets paid to take care of his elderly parents, what scam is this? I want in on that !

    • May 12, 2017 at 7:32 am

      Hey WHATEVUH, Steve Fisher probably has Power of Attorney over his parents and therefore gets paid out of their money to take care of them. Just an assumption on my part though. It does sound fitting to me though with him being a person who places himself higher than some other race. But I guess his being a racist makes him feel so much better about himself, even though that feeling he has is only a delusion!

      • Fuck trump
        May 13, 2017 at 8:09 pm

        Nope. Mass health pays for it. Pca agencies get paid by masshealth who in turn pay for the pca. And the people who need the pca can hire whoever they want. Don’t need any qualifications. Alot of people scam these places..they get approved by masshealth for the pca program and they don’t really need it and the person. Gets paid. These pca agencies pay 14$ an hour too. There’s lots of people who really need these people and the agencies but lots of them don’t. Just like food stamps or any other type of assistance

    • Sterling Turtle Rider
      May 13, 2017 at 4:36 am

      When you take care of a family member at home, you can ask that the state reimburse you for the care that you provide to them, the idea being that they are paying you just like they would pay someone from an agency to come in and do it.
      The problem there, of course, is that it is highly prone to abuse and fraud, as you can bill for more than was actually done and so on. Like most Big Government ideas, it’s well intentioned, but not very practical.

  • Steven Stover
    May 12, 2017 at 12:49 am

    I would never had known about this guy that the freak show at the telegram wrote about if it wasn’t said here. I stopped reading the mini globe a while ago. I prefer to get the news here.

  • This girl
    May 11, 2017 at 10:33 pm

    I love Trump and I’m not racist. How do these liberals account for all the black, Asian and Hispanics who also voted for Trump? I’m also not stupid. I’m a very independent and educated woman.

  • Deer Tick
    May 11, 2017 at 8:44 pm

    No harm, no foul. He is just calling a spade a spade.

  • TurtleBook
    May 11, 2017 at 7:39 pm

    This guy IS Turtleboy! Just like all of you!!!

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      May 11, 2017 at 7:48 pm

      Naahhh. Just Liberal Turtleboy. He’s a useful idiot just like the rest of you mindless libs.

      • Realist
        May 11, 2017 at 8:54 pm

        Useful idiot? Are you really that unhinged? Do you have mommy issues? Life is hard snowflake!

        • True Reality Speaks
          Mirror Mirror
          May 12, 2017 at 7:39 am

          Project much? You libs suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome and are trying to destroy our democracy, but stating facts makes you unhinged and a snowflake? It would be funny if you weren’t serious and bereft of self-awareness.

          Care to check off any more liberal loathsome attributes with your comments? You’re 3-for-3 so far, and that doesn’t even count your other screen names, Rightwinger!

    • Strata
      May 12, 2017 at 1:05 pm

      That’s the best you got? Your pretty simple minded LOL

  • May 11, 2017 at 6:45 pm

    Trump marches to his own drumbeat.Time will tell.He was my 17th choice out of 17; i supported Ben Carson,then Ted Cruz but it doesn’t matter because Trump won,and i imagine the Dems feel about how i did for EIGHT fucking years! Witness the fact that they not only lost the presidency the Dems managed to lose 1,029 seats nationwide federal, state and county.The worm has turned&there is a new sheriff-get used to it…

  • Tim Leydon
    May 11, 2017 at 6:29 pm

    Just for the record, I’m a big Trump supporter. But I don’t go to Fox for news anymore – since they started getting squishy. But I’m no racist either

    • Realist
      May 11, 2017 at 8:38 pm

      Squishy? Oh, You mean not totally slanted to the right? You must be hanging out at Breitbart/Drudge now?

      • Long Duk Dong
        May 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

        Why don’t you lick my slanted asshole?

      • Realist molests children
        May 12, 2017 at 9:17 am

        People like you are the reason why that pieve of shit immigrant was able to murder those two doctors in Southie. YOU and all of you left wing faggots all have blood on your hands because you’re all pussies and should be killed for sport

  • rat
    May 11, 2017 at 5:47 pm

    So why don’t you find one of those fringe liberals and do a blog about them?

    • the_dude
      May 11, 2017 at 7:41 pm

      Partisan hacks are partisan hacks. Liberals and conservatives. Don’t get your panties in a bunch.

  • Realist
    May 11, 2017 at 5:28 pm

    Fox News and Facebook, The trusted news sources of a large number of Trump voters! F-ing hilarious, And unfortunately true!

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      May 11, 2017 at 7:45 pm

      I know, right? Don’t they know HuffPo and Comedy Central are where all the intelligent sheep get their news?

      Knew you’d chime in here with some groupthink lib parroting. You low info types are so predictable.

      • Realist
        May 11, 2017 at 8:33 pm

        OK Hannity, Take it down a notch there big guy! Nice comeback though, As predictable and pathetic as it is!

        • True Reality Speaks
          Mirror Mirror
          May 12, 2017 at 7:21 am

          “I know you are, but what am I” comeback. No originality. No independent thinking.

          Typical lib.

      • Realist molests children
        May 12, 2017 at 8:45 am

        THANK YOU!!!!!

    • Pam
      May 12, 2017 at 8:34 am

      Daily replying to yourself.

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