Local Boob From Leicester Calls Obama A Monkey, Dianne Williamson Calls Him Up To Clarify, He Doubles Down And Says Trump Makes Him Feel Special
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Dianne Williamson lost all credibility three months ago when she fell on the grenade and went along with the INSANE lie that Mayor Joe Petty wasn’t the one on tape calling protesters at a City Council meeting “morons,” just 24 hours after he apologized for calling them morons. Ever since then she’s just been writing the same old same old about Donald Trump. Bo-ring. It’s not that Trump isn’t the most ridiculous President we’ve ever seen. It’s just that it’s not original, and it’s kind of low hanging fruit to write about him all the time. If I wanna read about Trump being an asshole I can go pretty much anywhere, so why would I read a third rate newspaper that was runner up to Turtleboy in the voting for Worcester’s Top News Outlet?
Anyway, she wrote an interesting one today, because she found this guy from Leicester who is the very definition of no fucks given. His name is Steven Fisher, and he is everything you dreamed he would be and more:
Evidently Steven left a comment on one of her previous blogs in which he called President Obama a monkey. By now we’re used to seeing anonymous trolls write insane shit like this on the Internet, because it has no ties back to them. But this mother fucker used his real name, and evidently sees nothing wrong with that. So Dianne actually did something I have to respect – she called him up and got an interview. And it was everything you dreamed it would be and more……
I was just wondering, I told him – why did he call Barack Obama a monkey?
“Because he looks just like one,” he said. “The guy looks like a monkey.”
“Because he’s black?”
“It’s because he looks like a monkey. I’m a truth teller.”
Oh yea, nothing racist about that. So he looks like a monkey? How is that even racist? It’s not like monkeys are black and brown or anything like that. Just a straight shooter from Leicester, telling it like it is!.
Fisher is 53. He told me he’s single and lives with his elderly parents, whom he gets paid to care for. He also works as a pizza deliveryman.
I asked him if he had any qualms about signing his name to such a racist comment.
“Why not?” he asked. “I’m not ashamed of doing that. I heard from people who liked it.”
“Are you a racist?”
“Yes, I am.”
Wait……what?? Well, this guy is apparently on to something. For most normal people being labeled as a racist is something we try to avoid. Not Steve Fisher though. This dude wears it like a badge of honor.
Now imagine this man standing in the bleachers at Fenway Park, calling Adam Jones the n word so loudly that he can hear it from 30-40 yards away:
Now picture NO ONE saying something to him or videotaping it or even getting the usher. Yea, you can’t. Because no one did that to Adam Jones at Fenway, and if they did then it would be someone like Steve Fisher who would proudly own up to it.
“Because Obama is the biggest piece of (expletive) I’ve ever seen.”
I asked Fisher if he felt more comfortable going public with his racism now that Trump is president.
Oh geez, here we go. Because guys like Steve Fisher never said anything racist WHILE Obama was President.
“Sure,” he replied easily. “Trump is the best president we’ve ever had.”
Oh for fuck’s sake.
“He’s for what the country used to stand for.”
He’s for real Americans and he’s going to make us great again. He’s not afraid of anybody and he says what’s right. … Obama let all the Muslims come into this country and they’re killing us.
“There’s a law on the books that they’re not supposed to be here, but Obama ignored it because he’s a Muslim, too.”
Well, that’s just great.
I asked him where he gets his news.
“Mostly Facebook and Fox,” he said. “It’s all over Facebook that Obama is a Muslim.”
He said he showed his comment to his parents, and they approved because “they grew up in a different time.” It’s a time he’s eager to return to, he said, and Trump is the man to lead us there.
I tried to continue our conversation, but Fisher grew impatient and abruptly hung up. He had apparently had enough.
This guy is like a wet dream for Dianne Williamson and every other person who spends all hours of the day obsessing about President Trump. Seriously, he checked off ever single dumb shit redneck stereotype in less than 30 seconds:
- Obama is a Muslim
- If it’s not on Fox News then I ain’t watching
- I get all my information from memes my friends share on Facebook
- There’s a “law” that prevents Muslims from being in America that we’ve been purposely ignoring for years now
- Trump, who has been President for three months, is already the greatest President in history – better than Lincoln, Roosevelt, and Washington combined.
- Trump makes him feel more comfortable to be racist.
- Obama is a monkey.
- Yes, I am a racist.
- I live at home with my parents and deliver pizzas.
Anyway, I actually enjoyed this column, even though this was her conclusion:
But we can’t deny that these people exist, and the problem seems to be growing, and we need to acknowledge the ugly, disheartening truth – racists have found their liberator in the man who occupies America’s White House.
Look, she’s right about the fact that racists have NEVER felt this good about a President before. They might’ve voted for people like George Bush and Mitt Romney, but they weren’t wild about them. They LOVE them some Trump, because the fact of the matter is Trump has an uncanny ability to appeal to stupid people.
But what Dianne is conveniently ignoring is that people like Turtleboy voted for Donald Trump, not because we wanna ban Muslims or think Obama is a Muslim or want a chance to be openly racist. We voted for Donald Trump because people like her friends Walter Crockett and Clive McFarlane weren’t content with just calling the Steve Fisher’s of the world a racist. They had to call EVERYONE they don’t agree with a racist. And Hillary did the exact same shit throughout her campaign by feeding into the identity politics bullshit. It was disgusting. So I sucked up my pride and voted for Trump, not so much because I thought he’d do a good job, but because I wanted to see how they’d react if he won. And they’ve danced EXACTLY as we hoped they would.
The bottom line is, what Dianne just did in her column is no different than the shit people get mad at us for. She found a vagrant, used her platform to publicly humiliate him, and we all had a good laugh. But please, tell me more how Turtleboy is this awful hate blog and the mainstream media is pure the driven snow.
P.S. You’re kidding yourself if you don’t think you can find equally insane people on the left. They’re everywhere, and they’re a fringe group. It’s important that people from both sides of the aisle feel comfortable laughing at them.
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