Local Boob Hangs “We Sell Drugs” Sign On His Apartment Building In Fitchburg, Confusing Many Who Don’t Understand What He’s Trying To Do

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Saw this post in the Discussing Fitchburg Now Facebook group:

So obviously, anyone with a brain looks at this and realizes this is not actually a opiate farmer’s market. Not that it’s not believable, since Fitchburg drug dealers’ GED participation trophies haven’t given them the best business sense in the world. But if this person was really selling drugs, they’d probably not want to advertise it for the cops to see. Just sayin. Smart people would understand that something was up just by looking at the picture. I haven’t seen a sign confuse this many people since George H. W. Bush moved across the street from The Simpsons.

Sadly Joseph Wheeler and several others did not get what was going on here:

D’oh!!!

Turns out the guy who put it up actually lives there, and knows there are drug dealers and users who frequent his apartment building:

Jason Chandler lives on Walnut Street, and posted on his page that he was doing this to clean up his neighborhood:

I’ve been to Walnut Street before. It’s a cut through that helps you avoid two shitty lights. It’s also where you can find some of Fitchburg’s finest. A genuine American dump. Still safer than 48 Cedar Street in Fitchburg though. At least no mayoral candidates on Walnut Street will bludgeon you to death with a golf club.

Anyway, good for this guy for trying to make his neighborhood a better place. His intentions are good. But the fact of that matter is that the gutterslugs and the other assorted ratchets have to live and conduct business somewhere. And the rest of civilized society is content if they stay in Fitchburg. It’s why none of us move to Fitchburg. And although this guy’s intentions are noble, the fact of the matter is that Walnut Street in Fitchburg cannot be salvaged. You’re trying to clog a hole in a sinking vessel when you should be abandoning ship. Seriously, just move to Gardner or Leominster or even the boony part of the Burg. You’ll save yourself a lifetime of frustration and confusing signs.

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