Local DJ Claims To Be Hero Who Pulled Woman From Horrific Shrewsbury Car Accident, Victim Shows Up On His FB Page And Calls Him A Liar

Local DJ Claims To Be Hero Who Pulled Woman From Horrific Shrewsbury Car Accident, Victim Shows Up On His FB Page And Calls Him A Liar

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So there was a pretty bad accident in Shrewsbury on Route 9 yesterday:

Luckily the local hero who witnessed it told everyone about how he pulled a girl out of the car, kept pressure on the big cut on her head until the paramedics arrived, and tried calming down the passenger who was running around like a crazy person:

Just another day at the officer for DJ Wile E!!

Not only is he a hero who literally climbed up to the top of the car and risked electrocution and the car blowing up, but he’s also humble too:

Unfortunately for him one of the girls who was in the crash ended up seeing his post and showed up to dispute some of his heroic tales:

Oops!! Didn’t see that one coming! That’s when he pulled the, “You don’t remember me?” card:

Translation – “you must have hit your head pretty hard if you don’t remember me.” LOL. Basically he’s been caught at this point but he’s trying to salvage something out of it. That’s when he changed the subject and started to ask if she and her friends were OK:

He has since pulled down the post and messaged her, still trying to convince her that he was indeed the hero, she just might have forgotten about it:

Finally he had to admit to her that he did in fact embellish his involvement in the rescue, and went right back to changing the subject:

And what do you do when you’re caught red handed in a lie? Try to offer help for a non-existent day in court:

Because routine car accidents often end up in court.

Anyway, I actually feel bad this guy. Kind of. I mean, it’s a chud move to make up a lie for some Facebook likes, but at least no one got hurt as a result of his lie. Normally the people we rip on hurt other people. This guy just hurt his own reputation. It’s just embarrassing man. He obviously posted that assuming that this chick would never see it. But Worcester and the surrounding towns are a small world, and two or three degrees of Facebook separation basically ensures that you can no longer tell lies like this on the Internet without getting called out on it. Lesson learned.


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14 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    June 30, 2017 at 1:36 pm

    You can almost hear the Price is Right “bum bum ba dah – waaaaaa” music playing when that chick came in and blew up his spot.

  • MeanPeopleSuck
    June 29, 2017 at 3:28 pm

    Wow, turtle guy you really are heartless. Even if the guy did embellish his story, at least he was there trying to help where he could. That’s more than most people in this world would do nowadays. And maybe he did genuinely care about the girl’s well-being . What good deed have you done lately? Writing a bunch of stories making people around the community look like idiots for a living really makes you a much better person than us, doesn’t it?

    • Mark D
      June 29, 2017 at 4:06 pm

      Actually, yes. I would say that he is a better person than you.

    • Cheeseandrice
      June 29, 2017 at 4:54 pm

      He was a looky-loo at best and told one of the car crash victims to lay down. Way to help, right? Boy, that’s some grade-A assistance right there. A better question would be: What kind of self-absorbed person would actually lie about helping someone to survive like he did? Applied pressure to the head wound? Oh wait, didn’t. But whatevs, same difference.

    • Strata
      June 30, 2017 at 7:44 am

      He is a friggin liar that only cares about himself and making trying to get attention. Self centered, self absorbed are good descriptions of him ….. I’m glad he was exposed for lying. Don’t for a moment think he truly cared about anyone but himself. Any the lemmings that blindly believe …. pathetic. I hate liars

  • ratzzz
    June 29, 2017 at 1:47 pm

    I’ve had dealings with DJ W in the past..doesn’t surprise me one bit. I’d be more shocked if he didn’t embellish his story!

  • Maggie the Cat
    June 29, 2017 at 12:20 pm

    I never heard of this DJ. I don’t think I’ve missed anything.

    • ChrisInShrewsbury
      June 29, 2017 at 12:54 pm

      He’s not an *actual* DJ. I searched him up, his initials are D.J. Looks like he runs a Limo business and maybe a BBW joint. His wife is fucking hot. Damn boy.

      • ChrisInShrewsbury
        June 29, 2017 at 12:58 pm

        Oh shoot. It looks like he might actually be some kind of Karaoke DJ. He looks like a tool-bag. I’ll reiterate, his wife is fucking hot. Damn.

        • Linda
          June 30, 2017 at 7:58 am

          That’s not his wife.More fake news from him.Just some rando pics he stole from the interwebs.

  • Biff Tannen
    June 29, 2017 at 11:28 am

    This isn’t news. Come on, Turtles. Find some gutter puppet cheese hog brawls or something, and don’t flood the page with this crap.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    June 29, 2017 at 10:59 am

    I was actually there too (seriously)

    Once everyone was clear, I lifted the car off the wire and gently lowered it to the ground. It wasn’t drivable, so I carried it to the local mechanic. My shoulder hurts now, I’ll skip the gym tonight.

    • Brian Williams
      June 29, 2017 at 11:27 am

      Liar!!! That was me. I was there. I would know.

      • ElJefe72
        Hillary Clinton
        June 29, 2017 at 12:41 pm

        I was there too, but I had to run and duck due to enemy gun fire.

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