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If you’re an aspiring politician it’s probably best not to get shit-faced while underage, hop in to your ride with bae, and lead a quarter-mile, high-speed, police chase on the busiest street in Weymouth. Ed Toomey, Abington’s favorite fuckboi, did just that in the wee hours of last Saturday morning

Here’s the story from Weymouth Wicked Local. And here’s Turtleboy’s reader’s digest version…..

First of all, this kid looks like one of the preppy pricks that had to face off against Johnny Depp’s crew in Cry Baby.

Toomey, a former intern for Martha Coakley, Campaign Manager and Chief of Staff for Abington Selectman Alex Bezanson, and son of former State Rep-wannabe Robert Toomey, took Weymouth Police on a hell of a ride after he blew a red light, right in front of them, on Route 18. The cops said he almost smashed into another car. The Po-Po, who witnessed all of this, flashed his blues and the liberal Alex P. Keaton impersonator took chase instead of pulling over. Swerving all over the road, doing upwards of 60 mph, until he plowed his whip over the sidewalk, annihilating a crosswalk system, and landing his ass in the parking lot of a hockey rink.

Oh, wait, this posh, drunken, poon isn’t going down JUST yet.

He proceeds to get out of the car, leaving homegirl just CHILLIN in the passenger seat, and takes off ON FOOT. While Eddie may have been in the running for Mr. Abington High a few years ago,

he apparently wasn’t known for his track skills, as he eventually gave up after the cop pulled a taser on him, and threatened to use it if he didn’t stop. No word on what Edmundo blew for booze level, but from the police report, I guess he reeked (probably of basic AF domestics) and was incoherently slurring his words when being questioned. A twelver of cold Bud Light was found in the crashed car. (My guess is he was trying to drink her pretty.)

It might be worth mentioning that this turd is only 20. Oh yea, and he’s the ultimate hardo:

So hard that his Abington street name is Ed Toombstone!!

Toomey tried to say he was partying at a friend’s house before his boozed-out fiasco. However, the chick in the passenger seat, threw Dylan’s Bar, in Brockton, under the bus for serving them.

Now, you would think Abington residents, who LOVE to hate on some junkies and miscreants on their town pages, would get the torches ready for one of their own, who put COUNTLESS people’s lives at risk (hockey practice is at all hours.) Oh no. It seems half the damn community is coming out to demand that the news article be ripped down from the Life in Abington Uncensored page. Thank Christ the page moderator has a pair, because anyone who is crying about the news article of this incident being posted, clearly doesn’t.

Waah. It was a mistake. Waah. He’s a good kid. Waah. You shouldn’t shame him. Waaaaaaah. Take it down. Waaaaaaaaaaaah.

Shut up.

You’re all a bunch of hypocritical queefs. OF COURSE he should be shamed. He could have KILLED someone. He gave up that right THE SECOND he walked in to a bar underage, got served, and then drove. He continued to forfeit that right when he took off from the police, not once, but TWICE. Anyone who spends his days preaching to everyone about who the lawmakers of this state should be, just to ignore them like they don’t apply to him, deserves what he gets. He was going for JFK but sucked so hard he managed to embody Teddy.

Let’s see how many of you defending him will be offering him rides to the Democratic Committee Brunches come verdict time, eh?

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