The Pittsburgh Pirates are hosting the San Francisco the single game Wild Card round of the 2014 Major League Baseball National League playoffs. One Pirates fan seemed to get lost at PNC park and some how worked her way into the Giants dugout. They show Hunter Pence walking down the stairs into the dugout and along the bench. In the clip you’ll notice a grey-haired old woman in the dug out talking to a police officer, and she doesn’t exactly belong. The cop looks just as confused as the old lady and you can see him motioning to someone else, trying to get reinforcements because he has absolutely no idea what is going on.
This has to be the funniest video I’ve seen in years. I don’t know if there’s anything more hilarious than old people who don’t know what the fuck’s going on. But seriously, how the hell does this even happen? It’s not like this is God damn spring training. It’s the fucking MLB playoffs. Apparently elderly people can just wander around PNC park like stray cattle. You have to walk ONTO the field, and then walk INTO the dugout. And somehow nobody thought it was strange that this woman, who does not play for the San Francisco Giants just wandered into the Giants dugout:
Then the cop on duty stole the show. First she busts out her ticket trying to find where the hell she’s supposed to be. Because apparently cops in Pittsburgh double as ushers.
Then the poor bastard has to call for backup. His hand gestures were absolutely priceless. Like, hey security, what the fuck is this all about?
“Hey dumbass, this fucking lady right here. I’m talking about THIS fucking lady. Why the hell is she in the dugout right now?”
And we’ve all dealt with incompetence in our places of work, and reached the points where we just throw our hands up in the air and say, “What the fuck am I supposed to do?”
They don’t train you for that in the academy.
Anyway, even though this happened a couple days ago and the Pirates have been eliminated from the postseason, it needed to be brought up because it’s just too funny. I’m kind of pissed the Pirates lost. Definitely was rooting for them this postseason. They were the only reason to watch the MLB postseason, because baseball is just way too boring to watch. The Giants, Cardinals, Dodgers? Fuck those teams, especially St. Louis. Those people are the worst. Jon Lester’s been eliminated and the Yankees aren’t around to root against either. I guess at this point Red Sox fans have to be rooting for Kansas City right? Because if this ends in another San Fran or St. Louis world championship I will puke all over myself.
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