Social Justice Warriors

Low Ratings Alex Reimer Loses His Mind, Threatens To Quit Gerry Callahan Podcast Because He Can’t Handle Me Asking Him Tough Questions


The brave, heroic girls from Connecticut who are fighting back against their male oppressors and suing the State for allowing biological boys to destroy them in track year after year had a bit of a setback in court last month. Basically the judge won’t let their attorneys refer to biological boys at the center of the lawsuit as boys, and have to instead be referred to as “transgendered girls.”

Of course this is a made up term that means absolutely nothing. But more importantly the entire premise of the lawsuit is that they aren’t actually girls, which doesn’t bode well for the long term prospects of the lawsuit.

Anyway, low ratings Alex Reimer was on the Gerry Callahan podcast today and he was spewing his usual bullshit about how they have no advantage because they take hormones (hormones don’t undo years of male muscle and bone growth), and one of them lost to a real girl one time therefore it’s not an issue. I decided to call in around the 1:16 mark to set him straight and he had a complete meltdown for the ages.

TB: I just really wanna know from Alex…

Reimer: Oh, fuck you.

TB: Why are we separating by gender at all?

Reimer: That’s a fucking idiotic argument.

TB: It’s a great argument.

Reimer: Do you think these women are the same as me if I was racing against a girl?

TB: Answer the question. Why do we separate sports by gender?

Reimer: I’m not answering it.

(stands up, throws off ear piece, walks away)

TB: You can’t answer it because it’s a tough question.

Reimer: You are a moron. Why don’t you go back to sexually harassing high school students?

TB: Answer the question.

Reimer: You think me racing against a girl is the same thing as someone taking hormones?

TB: Answer the question.

Reimer: It’s idiotic!!!!

TB: Why do we separate the genders?

Gerry: Because it’s not fair.

Reimer: Of course it’s not fair.

When all else fails, and you are devoid of a point, just make shit up about sexual harassing high school girls and yell loudly.

That’s the playbook for attempting to debate Turtleboy.

He was so triggered.

“To have Turtleboy come on and say how come men don’t race against girls, that’s not even an argument. I don’t even understand the premise? I don’t wanna be on any podcast with again, I’m sorry. We can have a debate, we can joke, but what can’t of question is that?”

Oh look at that, low ratings Reimer won’t be on a podcast with me because I’ll actually ask him tough, relevant questions, instead of teasing him for pretending to be a socialist.

This was the best part.

Gerry: I’ve never seen you that close to storming off.

Reimer: I’m right here (puts hand up high). I’ve been on a highly rated morning drive show. And you’re bringing on someone who’s a substitute teacher in high school to badger me.

Just to review, when Reimer was on this morning without me sharing the link they had 47 people watching.

When I was on yesterday we hovered around 200 for most of the show.

No one is interested in anything Reimer has to say because they can hear that by tuning into Rachel Maddow.

The funniest part is that he thinks he’s a somebody because he JOINED the high rated morning talk show, Kirk and Callahan. Hundreds of thousands of people every due instinctively turn on the radio and WEEI is an established sports talk radio network. Whoever is on, people will listen. And not a single person tuned into hear Alex. They were there for Kirk and Gerry.

The Gerry Callahan Podcast doesn’t have the luxury of being on the radio. It needs to bring in new listeners to grow and succeed, and I want it to because Gerry’s great at what he does. But Alex Reimer has never built anything his entire life. I have. I bring an engaged, excited audience that he can’t. He’s a nobody. I’ve lost too many Twitter accounts to count, had to rebuild them all, and finally was kicked off the platform entirely. We now have a fan run account with more followers than blue checkmark Alex Reimer. The fan run account was created last year, while Reimer made his account six years ago. A fan account passed him despite a 5 year head start. That’s how pathetic and irrelevant he is.

Ultimately this is what triggered him today – he knows that he’s not talented or interesting, and his plan is to latch onto Gerry because he’s incapable of building anything on his own. He knows I represent a threat to him so he had to pretend that he’s above me because I used to be a teacher while he was writing drivel for OutSports. He’s not.

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47 Comment(s)
  • caveman
    May 28, 2020 at 3:50 pm

    This MF is over here acting like he was part of the show at WEEI…haha!!! I had the pleasure of putting him in his place when he was a GUEST on WEEI a few years ago. I remember when I thought Kirk was an annoying POS…. Then alex started making appearances on the show. then I realized they both are but alex is on a whole different level. Pretty sure this is the same dick face that said the racism at fenway “for sure happened” even though Jerry clearly pointed out how it was nearly impossible. Anyone remember that???

    The guy who allegedly yelled racial slurs at the dude from Baltimore but not ONE person around the guy heard a thing???

  • sasha grey
    May 13, 2020 at 8:21 pm

    I went to high school with him and his brother in Natick. Both were as pretentious and egotistical.

  • Chelsea horse face Clinton
    May 13, 2020 at 3:01 pm

    Reamer is a total piece of shit

    I pray he picks out the wrong dick to suck and comes down with the virus

  • Bobo olsen
    May 13, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    Alex was having a bad day His negroe pimp had him lick some other spades asshole that was just released from prison
    Now Alex is afraid he’s going to come down with aids

  • Goober
    May 13, 2020 at 9:27 am

    Wow I see a lot of homophobic comments. Gerry must be pleased.

  • Reimer Eats Aunt Bee's Snatch
    May 13, 2020 at 7:14 am

    Callahan is the real moron here. he’s under the impression Reimer is good for business. Whenever that pickle smoocher is on the podcast, I bail. Callahan has jumped the shark.

  • ninja turtleboy
    May 13, 2020 at 6:48 am

    ‘eh uh eee oh ehh’ that’s all i heard him say. his instagram is ‘areims12’

  • Masshole Mitch
    May 12, 2020 at 10:35 pm

    I heard you were looking for Michael Agneta 32 of North Reading Mass

  • WTF was that??
    May 12, 2020 at 10:23 pm

    This dude looks like a discount Justin Timberlake. Loved how he ran circles around his own argument to make himself look sanctimonious to the Globe editors. John and Linda probably keep him in a cage at the foot of the bed anyways.

  • Silencio Dogood
    May 12, 2020 at 10:16 pm

    Reamer has no one to talk to but his radio.

  • the virgin Connie Swail
    May 12, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    Alex Reimer is an inconsequential cock gobbler, fucking faggot

  • The Hansen Sister
    May 12, 2020 at 8:36 pm

    I had the opposite approach in sports because we didn’t get participation trophies in my family. I was a girls’ hockey player and I went to the boys hockey camp every summer. I was the worst player on the ice! But when I went up against the girls the next winter, I could skate circles around them! I didn’t train with the guys when I would affect their record….summer camp only. People are selfish and deserved to be shamed for stealing medals that they don’t deserve.

  • Bob Murchison’s Poop Smells Like Flowers
    May 12, 2020 at 6:41 pm

    In the lawsuit, just use their own term, “Assigned male at birth.” It’s technically, biologically and politically correct. And it conveys what the lawsuit is about. The BLT-123 community uses that same term as an identifier, so there should be no challenge to it.

  • Kenneth Foley
    May 12, 2020 at 6:40 pm

    Wow – I forgot how fucking irritating Reimer was.
    I mean is.

    Funny how libs always end up lying real fast to defend their position.


  • Purity Test
    May 12, 2020 at 6:38 pm

    The folks insist that if a person identifies as a woman or man that makes them actual, real women and men.

    Ask a gay guy if he’ll go down on a vagina and really get all in there with his tongue as long as the person calls themselves a man. You’ll see them change their tune about transgender real quick.

    As a lesbian if she’ll suck a guy’s dick as long as the guy calls himself a woman and watch how fast she changes her tune.

    Bringing the trans freaks on board was the biggest mistake the LGB community made.

  • Barack The Magic Knee Grow
    May 12, 2020 at 6:24 pm

    “You didn’t build that”

  • Turtle Rider
    May 12, 2020 at 6:00 pm

    Drop an ultimatum. Either the faggot leaves the show or you do. I sure as fuck know I wouldn’t want to be on a show with a faggot.

  • al capoon
    May 12, 2020 at 5:56 pm

    Reimer’s a diddler pedophile cunt, barely pubescent boys I bet, and is just as annoying as Gayden if you catch my drift. love, al

  • Barbecue bill
    May 12, 2020 at 5:34 pm

    Alex Rim Job sucks …what a sissy fit ….he ruined Callahan on weei and he’s ruining podcast ….

  • Mike Muppet
    May 12, 2020 at 5:16 pm

    Reimer is a galactic moron and a human piece of fucking trash. Pure scum of the Earth.

  • Who tf is Alex Reimer
    May 12, 2020 at 4:57 pm

    Never heard of this tool till just now so he’s obviously not important. I listened to the whole podcast and I wasn’t impressed with him at all, especially his girly voice. It’s funny how Reimer shit on Trump for wrapping up his briefing yesterday and called him a baby for not answering the question that was asked….then did the exact same thing he accused Trump of doing when he couldn’t answer TB’s question. Hilarious…what a fucking pussy. He actually put himself on a high horse and demeaned substitute teachers because in his mind, he’s more valued and his opinions carry more weight than a lowly substitute teacher. What a twat

  • Reimer is a pussy
    May 12, 2020 at 4:43 pm

    How can someone with a nails on a chalkboard voice like that be on a podcast? If that idiot actually believes it’s fair for boys to play on girls teams then his opinion on everything else becomes invalid as well. What the fuck is wrong with people and their politically correct bullshit when anyone with a brain knows it’s completely fucking wrong

  • Stop Crying
    May 12, 2020 at 3:26 pm

    Another thing, all you jock sniffers who spend your life at home making podcasts talking about sports with your buddies really need to get a paying job.
    This fucking Callahan guy is as big of a fake as you are. That’s a nice Red Sox plaque hanging on the wall behind his head that he bought at the mall for $6 bucks.
    What a bunch of fucking zero’s.

  • Stop Crying
    May 12, 2020 at 3:21 pm

    Listen TB, You haven’t been banned for life by sites like Facebook and Twitter for what you do it’s for who you are dummy and what you’ve done.
    Their rules specifically state that they don’t support giving accounts to kid touching pedo homo’s.
    It’s scary how your type relentlessly try and try to disguise yourself and create all of these secret accounts when nobody wants you.
    No matter how you twist it the facts are you lost your teaching job because you got busted touching kids. That’s just the FACTS.
    Be happy you can have your own website and move on, make the best content you can.

    • Hey Stop Crying
      May 12, 2020 at 4:37 pm

      Why don’t you stop crying and spreading false information which you’re obviously doing because TB is better than you and you’re angry about it. You know that’s not what happened or why he resigned and he’s been very open, honest and upfront about it….and if that weren’t the truth, there’s lots of ways of finding out the facts these days. Why are you even here, giving him clicks, wasting your time and energy with reading the posts and commenting if you’re so anti-TB? I know when I despise someone or something I ignore and don’t give my attention to it but you’re doing the opposite…because you’re a fan

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    May 12, 2020 at 3:05 pm

    What’s the over/under in days before Unc’s twitter account is nuked?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    May 12, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    That smarmy faggot, disparaging Uncle T. calling him a substitute teacher, and how He was on morning drive time radio, what a douchebag. I hate that talentless, woman hating, commie puke. Gerry get rid of him!

  • Liberal Trump
    May 12, 2020 at 2:32 pm

    Because of Bruce Jenner’s support of Trump, nearly 80% of trannies support Donald Trump for president.

  • Boston Irish
    Fenway Frank
    May 12, 2020 at 2:32 pm

    Can’t stand both of them

  • Philip Landry
    Al Gore's psychiatric ward
    May 12, 2020 at 2:26 pm

    No running allowed no matter the gender or pronoun ..No sports anymore at all….we are in “the new normal”. The “covach” has gotten us all… Global warming is also going to get us too! If I hear one public official that has enough stones to call this all b.s. I think I will shit myself.

  • Hate Fags
    May 12, 2020 at 2:14 pm

    Alex is a shit-eating faggot and all trannies belong in ovens. FACTS ONLY

  • EmfnT
    May 12, 2020 at 2:13 pm

    Alex is a pathetic piece of shit, and a complete baby. Such a whiny, self-centered, phony!

  • beta boy
    May 12, 2020 at 2:07 pm

    Reimer actually put himself up high. He is a typical libtard. p.s. I recognize that mouth on other side of glory hole

  • Cheddah
    May 12, 2020 at 2:01 pm

    First time I’ve ever seen or heard Reiner talk (quarantine and all.) It will also be my last..

  • Brady's Daughter
    May 12, 2020 at 1:50 pm

    Great example of how liberals react to rationality–with vehement irrationality.
    That’s how liberals always act when you get close to wounding their worldview. Out come the names, the threats to storm off, the personal attacks, and sometimes even threats of violence.
    To pierce their worldview would force a level of self-introspection they are not capable of, or not ready for…at least publicly.
    Sad really.

  • The only straight Alex Reimer fan
    May 12, 2020 at 1:47 pm

    Always thought he was a talentless troll who just revved up the TMI on his gay sex life every time his ratings dipped. I can’t tell you a single sports take he’s had other than “lol ur stupid @jimbob238” which to be fair is always the game WEEI has played going back to John Dennis’ loud fat drunken stupid mouth

  • Turtle Battalion
    May 12, 2020 at 1:46 pm

    Hey turtle riders, don’t forget Unk’s instructions to bother the hell out of the Callahan/Minihane show until they give in and put Ubk on five days a week. That was his instructions and you must obey.
    For the good of the order.

    • Minifan Soldier
      May 13, 2020 at 9:11 am

      Yeah, kirk doesn’t need TB or Gerry. Gerry needs all the help he can get without Kirk to boost ratings and bring listeners line he did at EEI.

  • Dr. John
    May 12, 2020 at 1:24 pm

    If UTB loved himself any harder he”d have his own baby…

  • ElJefe72
    May 12, 2020 at 1:23 pm

    If I were the girls’ lawyer, I would refer to the boys as a transgendered person or transgendered people.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    May 12, 2020 at 1:08 pm

    I fucking hate that faggot Reimer. When I hear he is going to be on I immediately shut it off. Why does Gerry have him on? I’m starting to question Callahan’s sexuality. Maybe things aren’t so good between Callahan and the wife. Maybe this is the only way Callahan can get some, not that there is anything wrong with this, Gerry.

  • Ibby
    May 12, 2020 at 1:04 pm

    listened to Kirk and Callahan for years and enjoyed Reimers outlook on topics but he ends up being stubborn and nonsensical most of the time. I get it that your a SJW but you let that overpower you during so many good discussions. He does his homework and has some good insight but when he gets triggered he melts down. Most talk shows have their cynics that call and make no sense but kirk and jerry had it in-house to keep the banter going longer. listening to reimer is like nascar just waiting for the crash and burn. keep up the good work alex!!

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    May 12, 2020 at 12:43 pm

    Twitter know you by your computer? Huh? I would imagine the block you via IP address which means all you have to do is disconnect and renew.

    • Al Gore
      May 12, 2020 at 10:14 pm

      Could be IP or MAC address. Either is easily bypassed.

      • VPN
        May 13, 2020 at 9:09 am

        Or stop being cheap and route through me.

  • winnahs
    May 12, 2020 at 12:30 pm

    excited audience. lol

  • jus sayin
    May 12, 2020 at 12:06 pm

    Turtle, you are the king of being “Triggered”. And I ain’t talking about a horse

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