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Lowell Henny Goblin Posts About Eating Ass Hours After Being Arrested For Selling Coke With Crotch Fruit In Backseat, Says She Dindu Nuffin And DCF Didn’t Snatch Her Kid

 

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If you can’t find a sitter for your crotch fruit but you need to sell a big bag of spit to your junkbag friend, just bring them along for the ride with you. What could possibly go wrong?

Lowell SunPolice arrested a Lowell woman on charges of selling cocaine from her car while her 7-year-old child was inside the vehicle, authorities say. Amanda L. Ingalls, 29, was spotted selling the drug at the Ames Hill apartment complex on Sunday while detectives investigated drug activity in the area, according to a Tewksbury Police Department press release. Police witnessed Ingalls drive her car up to 36-year-old Sean P. Rea, of Tewksbury, where police claim she sold him cocaine. The pair were stopped by police and cocaine was found, police said. Since Ingalls had her 7-year-old in the vehicle at the time of the alleged drug transaction, the Department of Children and Families were notified, according to police. Police charged Ingalls with distribution of a Class B substance, while Rea was charged with possession of a Class B substance.

Oh, I guess that could happen. Just stick to selling Henny next time Amanda.

Selling bottles of Hennessy for afty parties in Lowell might be the only thing more ghettorific than selling cocaine with your poon polyp in the backseat.

In case you can’t tell from the Henny Goblin’s mugshot, she has run out of fucks to give. The most ratchet of the ratchet are those who smile for mugshots. The news can pick and choose whose arrest reports get publicized. If you smile for your mugshot your odds greatly increase.

According to the Lowell Henny Goblin she dindu nuffin, she still has her grundle gremlins, and the Lowell Sun and the Lowell Police can both kiss her ass on account of they be mad salty yo!

Good thing DCF was “notified.” Wouldn’t want to take a 7 year old away from his coke dealing mother. She’s obviously deeply regretful as you can tell from her mugshot and the fact that she’s posting memes about eating ass.

This is someone’s mother. Imagine going to your ma dukes Facebook page and seeing this.

You might as well buy your kid a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat for his birthday, because his life is predestined at this point, and odds are his Turtleboy debut is in the not so distant future. I really look forward to the day when we’ve reached the point where Turtleboy famous spans across generations.

 

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28 Comment(s)
  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    August 8, 2019 at 1:06 pm

    The Clamp That Bitch Down 3000 LOL

    nice to see we can save name/email again

  • Hate Dindus
    August 7, 2019 at 11:05 pm

    Dindu monkey terrorist!

  • Judge dread
    August 7, 2019 at 9:23 pm

    If you have to brag about still having your kid on fb, you have failed as a parent. This is how kids who grow up with his hood booger grow up to either breed or become 12 year old look outs for he gangs.

    She is proud. Cuz once they are old enough to fuck a gang member or be a lookout for them, mommy can make $2k a month using her section 8 house as a trap house to store a couple of kilos. Off he books money and welfare is every hood booger’s dream. It’s like hitting the fucking lotto.

  • TL;DR
    August 7, 2019 at 6:14 pm

    Tatoos and piercings. love it. social media is great, it’s like giving someone a rope and watching them hang themselves.

  • Pfc. Joker
    August 7, 2019 at 1:57 pm

    Hey GI !!
    You wan paaaarty ?
    I love you long-time !
    Me sucky-sucky $20

  • Dick LaBone
    August 7, 2019 at 1:33 pm

    I’ll pay her to lick my ass.100$ for 15 minutes.The morning after I’ve eaten two cans of Hormel chili. Bring a bib…

  • Cyril Figgus
    August 7, 2019 at 12:49 pm

    Goddamn it, I need to go get checked for STDs after reading this. You best get an industrial strength rubber before you stick it in that gutter pig. Me? I’ll pass. Ain’t no cunt worth catching something.

  • Professor Ramos
    August 7, 2019 at 11:53 am

    This is why abortion should remain legal and it should be a law that people who are ratchet, have little to no income, are drug dealers, have low IQs or have weak immune systems and peanut allergies should be given mandatory abortions. I know she’s just a child and I’m not targeting this child in particular, it’s the kids of all these ghetto ass people, who in a few years are going to be turn out just like their criminal, unproductive, waste of space parents, probably doing the same shit. The apple never falls far from the tree and this is one fucked up, ugly ass, broke ass tree. I’ve seen this same bitch on a post asking where to find free backpacks, it’s because of mother’s like her that our public schools are going to shit and they are creating these bullshit acts like “no child left behind” and lowering common core values, too busy helping the needy and the stupid rather than focusing on the students who come from good families and whose parents contribute to society. You don’t even have to do any work anymore to graduate, getting a diploma means shit because of all these programs they have for all these fucked up, spawn of ratchet kids. They have nothing to contribute to society other than tax dollars and entertainment value for watching their ratchetness and fuck ups and their children will be the same and it will keep being an unending cycle. There should be a study on this.

    • Margaret Sanger
      August 7, 2019 at 12:16 pm

      Thats why we need planned parenthood Especially in those areas that have a lot of those darkies

      • F*U
        August 7, 2019 at 1:55 pm

        Forced sterilization. Undesirables shouldn’t breed.

        • Margaret Sanger
          August 7, 2019 at 2:00 pm

          Damn right Thats why we need planned parenthood I have to go have Klan rally to attend

          • Democrat Party Of Hate
            August 7, 2019 at 6:00 pm

            Like the good Dem that you were.
            KKK started by Dems.
            Margaret Sanger democratic racist who started planned parenthood to kill undesirable blacks.

  • Sprinkle Pig
    August 7, 2019 at 11:33 am

    You should do a blog strictly about all these ratchets kids. Obviously not while they’re still kids but in a few years when they’re all grown up. It would actually be a good case study. Find out how the turtleboy famous “crotch fruits” turned out. A where are they now type blog on “poon polyps” and how turtleboy changed their lives. For the better or for the worse. Did turtleboy help them realize that following in their parents footsteps was not a good idea or they said fuck it like mother like daughter or I’d say like father like son but odds are there’s no father around anyways so……… lol

    • Y
      August 7, 2019 at 12:07 pm

      Doing a where are they now might be a little too morbid.
      Then:
      turtleboysports.com/braintree-barber-busted-for-blow-while-trap-queen-trophy-wife-raises-money-for-addiction-on-facebook/
      Now:
      weymouth.wickedlocal.com/news/20190805/weymouth-man-killed-in-motorcycle-crash

      WEYMOUTH — A 31-year-old Weymouth man died Sunday night after crashing his motorcycle into a tree off Norton Street.

      Police said Daniel J. Sheehan was heading north on the street and appeared to have missed a turn near Colonial Road, going off the road and hitting a tree just before 11:30 p.m., according to a preliminary investigation.

      He was pronounced dead at the scene.

      “Our thoughts and prayers are with his family at this difficult time,” Weymouth police Capt. Richard Fuller said in a statement Monday morning.

      Police are still investigating the crash.

      • Big Wick
        August 7, 2019 at 1:46 pm

        Hey, we’re all adults here, we can deal with morbid. I prefer it be called karma.

    • Theonewhoknocks
      August 8, 2019 at 2:38 am

      “Where are they now!? Crotchfruit, crabs and the legacy of the flat brim hat. Special anniversary edition!
      But wait! Theres more! Order now and you will not only receive a gold plated mini henny plaque but we will also throw in a commemorative ONLY GOD WILL JUDGE picture frame personally designed to showcase everyone in your family’s mugshot!”

  • Mama San
    August 7, 2019 at 11:04 am

    She needs to knock this off and go get a job where she can put her god given math skills to work.

  • Massholio
    August 7, 2019 at 11:00 am

    Good to see the Cambodians are assimilating nicely.

    • Y
      August 7, 2019 at 12:02 pm

      I think she’s Laotian.

      • Hank Hill
        August 7, 2019 at 2:41 pm

        What ocean?

        • Captain Trips
          August 7, 2019 at 9:06 pm

          You know, Loatian – French for ‘the Ocean’!

          Word has it if you put your ear to her cooch you can hear the ocean – whole lotta room in there

          Don’t wanna go swimmin in there my friends

  • Ratchet Rollins D.A.
    August 7, 2019 at 10:52 am

    Why would DCF snatch her kid?
    Dat be her culture and you are just a white racist. I certainly wouldnt prosecute so stfu.

  • z
    August 7, 2019 at 10:30 am

    Newports and sounding like Johnny Most within 5 years.

  • Degenerate
    August 7, 2019 at 10:28 am

    She definitely looks like she knows her way around a cock. 10/10 would bang.

    • Elmer
      August 7, 2019 at 11:34 am

      I’m sure she knows her way around a cock… or pussy… or starfish, but anyone like this Annie Lingus with most-likely-infected tongue piercings (ESPECIALLY from eating ass!) and well-laden with e-coli, is a definite would-not-ever. Even though, like Elsie, she looks uddertastic.

  • Osiris
    August 7, 2019 at 10:10 am

    Damn!
    I guarantee that girl knows how to make a dick spit.

    • Gonna Rear
      August 7, 2019 at 4:59 pm

      Sure, if green is your color.

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