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Lowell Parkour Pancake Drops 20 Feet Onto Concrete After Getting Pants Stuck In Fence, Takes Off Underwear And Treats Police To Complementary Colon Screening

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Meanwhile in Lowell, here’s a local diarrhea dandy hanging from the top of a fence upside down because his pants are stuck and then proceeding to fall at least 20 feet to the concrete

And now for our latest edition of Turtleboy Junkie Jams Remix….

One minute you’re trying out the new product from Diego, the next minute you’re a Parkour pancake.

Nailed the landing at least. Eat your heart out Kerri Strugg.

That fall was no juke dude….

Notice at the end the dude didn’t bother putting his pants back on because……Lowell.

Pants are overrated anyway.

Luckily the mesh shorts meatpuppet with him elected to take the stairs instead of the Spiderman superhighway. It really did look like the zombie apocalypse.

Evidently he decided that that underwear was also overrated after the filming stopped….


He decided to treat the police to a complementary colon screening seminar, which involved him sticking his digits up his prison purse…

Or as they call it in Lowell, the Shockley.

Now I’m sure we’ll have to brace ourselves from the inevitable self-righteous “it’s a disease” patrol, who will no doubt blame the videographer for laughing and doing nothing.

But even though he’s a ginger, I’m still with him. That shit was hilarious. And if you honestly think you wouldn’t laugh after seeing something like that happen then you’re probably wicked fun to be with at parties.

8 Comment(s)
  • Gingah Powah
    August 8, 2018 at 11:59 pm

    Don’t be ripping on gingers.
    We reap souls with zero fucks given throughout the process.

  • ginger antics
    August 8, 2018 at 6:08 pm


  • Turtlekid
    August 8, 2018 at 2:05 pm

    I believe addiction is a disease and we should try and help where we can. BUT, this shit is funny and that dude clearly doesn’t need or want that kind of help right now so imma laugh hahahahahhaa. Why can’t we want to help and laugh anymore. My idiot friend falls down the stairs im going to laugh, but then ask if he is ok

  • Diane Woods emerson
    August 8, 2018 at 12:39 pm

    Funny shit. Still laughing.
    Thanks !!

  • Rockets Redglare
    August 8, 2018 at 12:01 pm

    I love this song. But what exactly does this have to do with that?

    • M
      August 8, 2018 at 12:18 pm

      It was playing in the car that was recording the video

  • Y
    August 8, 2018 at 11:15 am

    • Clitty Litter
      August 8, 2018 at 3:59 pm

      This song is waaaaaaay better than the remix.
      Perfect zombie foil song!

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