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Lucky Strike Linda And Tank Top Tommy Call Small Children “Fat Fucking Pigs” And Threaten To Kick Their Ass On Cumberland Playground While Daughter Cries In Terror

 

Here’s a video from a playground in Cumberland, RI, showing what NOT to do at the playground when a couple 10 year olds mouth off to you, and I would love to know the names of these wild swamp swine.

I think we can all agree that these fine folks are almost definitely from Woonsocket.

Here’s the transcript:

Lucky Strike Linda: “You better fucking dead it real quick, because now I’m swearing. Because you’re pissing me off. So stop running your mouth!!”

Child: “I didn’t do anything!!”

Lucky Strike Linda: “I will smack the dog shit out of you.”

The best part is how she’s pretending that using foul language and threatening other people’s kids is out of character, and only the result of the behavior of the boys. As if swearing isn’t a standard part of her every day vocabulary in front of children.

Child: “I don’t think this is appropriate to do around children.”

Lucky Strike Linda: “I don’t care I will smack the dog shit out of you too.”

At this point if you had the misfortune of being the man who impregnated Auntie Emphysema here as she threatened and shouted vulgarities at kids on a playground while being filmed, you would probably attempt to extricate her from the scene because it’s just a horrible look.

But Tank Top Tommy here had a different approach.

Child: “I will call the police.”

Tank Top Tommy: “Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up!! You’re a bunch of trash, get out of here!”

He then pushed both the gutterpig he dropped his seed in, and the poor traumatized semen demon they had the misfortune of creating.

Lucky Strike Linda: “Look at her, this little pig right hee-ya.”

Tank Top Tommy: “You fucking fat pig! Hey, you wanna get knocked the fuck out kid? Keep running!!”

Child: “I’m not doing anything”

Tank Top Tommy: “Yea shut your fucking mouth! You too!”

Lucky Strike Linda: “You wanna go? You wanna get tough? You wanna get tough? So shut the fuck up!!”

The funny part is that throughout the video it was the children who were allegedly the problem who attempted to act like adults and de-escalate, especially the girl in the black shorts.

Unfortunately they had no intention of listening to her at first.

Child: “I don’t think you should be threatening little kids right now.”

Lucky Strike Linda:  “Shut up!! You, shut your mouth! Now you’re getting me mad!!! Now you’re pissing me off!!”

Child: “I don’t think you should threaten little kids. It’s just little kids.”

Lucky Strike Linda: “I don’t ca-yah. I don’t ca-yah.”

If you ever find yourself trying to rationalize or explain to an 11 year old girl on a playground why you find it to be absolutely necessary to threaten some 10 year old boys, you should probably re-evaluate your life choices.

Child: “If someone was threatening your children how would you feel?”

Lucky Strike Linda: “Now you have my kid crying. You? I’m getting your ass!!”

Here’s a thought – maybe your crotch fruit is crying because every time she goes out in public there’s a 63% chance that at least one of her parents is gonna challenge a kid from her school bus to a duel.

Once again the girl in the black shorts asked an adult question to actual adults in an attempt to get them to think about what horrible trashbags they are.

Child: “If someone was threatening your child how would you feel? I don’t think you’d feel very well.”

They thought about it for a second, but then the sight of two 10 year olds getting away on their bikes without getting their asses kicked first was too much of a stimuli for them to ignore.

Lucky Strike Linda: “She’s a fucking pig swearing! Being all nasty, and then I got two punks, talking shit!”

Tank Top Tommy: “Hey why don’t you put some clothes on ya pig? Keep running!”

Child: “Well you were threatening them and I don’t think that’s very cool.”

Tank Top Tommy: “I’ll threaten all of y’iz.”

Because if there’s one thing Lucky Strike Linda doesn’t stand for, its foul language on the playground.

As trashy as these two are, it’s also trashy to be a hardo and go full Jonny Gomes by informing the community Facebook forum about how you would’ve kicked the shit out them if you were there!

Thanks for sharing that Joel. We all were wondering what you would’ve done if you were there. Does this look like the kind of guy who puts up with that kind of shit on his playgrounds?

Nobody treads on him.

Nobody.

He really is the perfect Joel.

Anyway, if you know who either of these trouble guppies are feel free to send me a DM on Facebook at Clarence Woods Emerson, or email [email protected]

 

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78 Comment(s)
  • Trash is her middle name
    May 25, 2021 at 7:45 am

    Typical courtney behavior straight trash. But tank top tommy aka danny is definitely not the dad! Her dad passed away that wouldn’t of happened if he was alive.

  • brianmorris1976
    Dick Trickle
    May 24, 2021 at 10:12 pm

    They are definitely from Woonsocket. By way of Fall River is my guess.

  • MJ
    May 24, 2021 at 8:21 pm

    What’s your problem TB…Joel was on the same side as you so there was no reason to attack him out of nowhere. What triggered you to be such a sick? Joel is right, those two crack heads need their asses kicked. I’ve been reading and commenting for years but I don’t know if I like you anymore after seeing such bullying behavior for no reason other than to be a test. I think you’re jealous

    • Mj
      May 24, 2021 at 8:24 pm

      *other than to be a TWAT not test

    • Linda Coralyn
      AND???
      May 25, 2021 at 9:51 am

      Ok. Bye

    • Linda Coralyn
      AND???
      May 25, 2021 at 9:51 am

      Ok. Bye.

    • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
      May 25, 2021 at 10:12 am

      He’s putting on his “Get off my lawn!” pants one leg at a time.

  • Darwin gets them all eventually
    May 24, 2021 at 7:00 pm

    Pretty damn sure tank top Tommy tulip wears mascara. Most kids these days are punks with no respect, Gotta do what lucky strike Lucy does and just take it on the chin. Nature has its own way of sorting things out. No sense in shoveling shit against the tide.

  • Whites Can’t Fight
    May 24, 2021 at 1:57 pm

    This must be the master race they’re always talking about. Y’all always just TALKING. No action. Ever.

    • Apparently....
      May 24, 2021 at 2:30 pm

      ….you don’t watch much hockey! We scrap all the time bitch!

    • Troof
      May 24, 2021 at 3:17 pm

      Apparently whitey took enough action to easily enslave your entire race, and still mentally own you to this day lol

    • @Whites…^^^
      May 24, 2021 at 3:38 pm

      You mean like shooting old ladies sitting on their front porch while just enjoying the evening?
      Or shooting little girls sitting on a mailbox while just enjoying being a kid?
      That kind of action?

      Suck a bag of dicks, asshole.

    • Whites Can’t Fight
      May 24, 2021 at 3:49 pm

      Hockey sucks. And slavery, LOL! You Irish and Italians are ALWAYS going on about how y’all were enslaved first, and longest. Dumb motherfuckers don’t even know your own history. Speaking of history, don’t get caught between a white boy, a gun, and whatever is bothering him that day with your mass shooting bitch asses.

      • I'll put money on it
        May 24, 2021 at 4:47 pm

        guarantee you are white lol

    • Not very bright are you?
      May 24, 2021 at 7:06 pm

      I mean who have colonized an entire planet, build entire industries, put people on other worlds, and have more inventions and accomplishments than we can count, I mean if living in mud huts with no electricity eating dirt for generations with no progress is your idea of mastery you need some self reflection. Unless your in America and glorify sneakers and chains while smoking blunts you got on ebt in your section 8 shit hole then your just part of the disenfranchised folks.

      • Whites Can’t Fight
        May 24, 2021 at 8:13 pm

        I got $5500 total from the 3 stim checks, I put it all into crypto (ETH, BTC, and LTC) and cashed out $15k a few weeks ago and still have my original $5500 in the account.

        Made $900 a week on unemployment all last summer, and now making $700 a week since January, and got it extended 35 weeks… I put almost all of that money into coke and weed every week and flip it for usually triple. so lets call that $2100/wk average.

        Banked about $100k straight cash already since covid hit, all thanks to government money. Thats not even counting all the other shit I get for free lol.

        I Wake up at like 11 every day, get some head, then smoke weed all day and hang out at the beach with my dog or whatever the fuck else I want to do lol.

        So yeah thanks for staying employed with your 9-5, and literally making money for me you simp faggot lol.

        • You are a loser
          May 24, 2021 at 9:16 pm

          Wow!!!! You are rich….ni gga rich.

          • Whites Can’t Fight
            May 24, 2021 at 10:44 pm

            LMAO definitely not rich but living better than u I bet thanks for the free money bro haha keep working we depend on it

        • Seth Rich
          May 25, 2021 at 10:14 am

          LMAOOOOOOO you cashed out!!! hahahahahahahhaha dumbfuck

          • Whites Can’t Fight
            May 25, 2021 at 11:33 am

            LMAOOOO yeah I cashed out at “all time hype” right before elon hit SNL… all profits while keeping 100% of my initial investment… deeerp lol.

            That 15k would be worth half right now if I didnt cash out. I Just threw in another 10K into ETH when it was under 2K yesterday, and already doubled it lol. and it made about 1k while typing this.

  • Randy Ryder
    North of the Border
    May 24, 2021 at 1:53 pm

    Rhode Island–because even people from Fall River need someone to look down upon.

  • Boston Irish
    No. [email protected]@@er zone
    May 24, 2021 at 1:40 pm

    Slow news day

  • ANGRY GIANT
    May 24, 2021 at 12:59 pm

    What is the role of social services funding in this situation?

    • Trashhhhyy
      May 25, 2021 at 7:53 am

      She doesnt even have custody of her 2 kids her kids father passed away a few yrs back & his mother has legal rights im sure Courtney wont be seeing her kids anytime soon

  • Death
    May 24, 2021 at 12:04 pm

    Once upon a time in a memory long ago America was great! Kids respected their parents and neighbors, listened to teachers, genuinely feared authority…then some douche uttered the phrase ” use our words, instead of our fist” and it was born, like a big bang on evolution. Tears mattered, feelings were paramount.
    Nah, Tommy needed an ass beating.

  • Joe "Jim Crow" Biden
    May 24, 2021 at 12:04 pm

    Look at me. Loud pipes. LOLOLOLOLOL

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Pebbles Wadsworth
    May 24, 2021 at 11:53 am

    I know this family. The gentleman is a pillar of the community and his better half is involved with several charities and community events. They send their daughter to Moses Brown and I have rubbed elbows with them down at The Dunes Club and see them quite often at Barrington Country Club.

  • Joel"faggott"Gariepy
    May 24, 2021 at 11:39 am

    Just what the world needs, another keyboard tough guy.
    Thanks for exposing this guy TB he no doubt looks like a guy who rides his bike to the park and watches 10 yr. old boys play.

    • Whites Can’t Fight
      May 24, 2021 at 2:00 pm

      Look who’s talking… again, always just TALKING. Drop your Facebook link and let’s set some shit up, bro. We can do it for charity, proceeds go to Adrian’s fight against white oppression and his therapist bills.

      • @Whites…^^^
        May 24, 2021 at 4:23 pm

        Your appropriation is offensive (to those who actually give a fuck about things like that). Your use of “bro” is a dead giveaway.

        Fuck off, honky troll.

  • Lorena Boppit...pullit...squeezeit
    May 24, 2021 at 11:05 am

    That woman sounds like a bag of assholes.

    If throat cancer had a face…

    • x
      May 24, 2021 at 11:23 am

      ““I don’t care I will smack the dog shit out of you too”

      That’s criminal threatening.

    • Randy Ryder
      North of the Border
      May 24, 2021 at 1:47 pm

      It would have had a face, but the cancer ate it, and the meth dissolved what was left.

  • Lee Ho
    May 24, 2021 at 11:03 am

    A couple more candidates for a “Do Not Resuscitate Tattoo” on their foreheads.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ho Li Phuk
      May 24, 2021 at 11:58 am

      Why the Asian hate, Lee?
      You get up on wrong side of bed?

      • Lee Ho
        May 24, 2021 at 12:10 pm

        Ho Li Phuk, where you been? I reserve back booth and #1 Geisha girl for you.

        I don’t like adults that threaten and are mean to kids. No need for it.

        • george costanza
          The angry taint
          May 24, 2021 at 2:25 pm

          you can put their fingers in chinese finger traps and tie them just out of reach of the buffet, right lee?

        • murdochpatsymcreynolds
          Ho Li Phuk
          May 24, 2021 at 2:25 pm

          I very honored. Many thanks, Lee.

  • Spider Lips13
    Spider Lips13
    May 24, 2021 at 10:56 am

    Agitation and anger…first signs of withdrawals.

    No DOUBT about it… Junkies . She’s built like the fucking Tasmanian devil.

  • HATE HAS A HOME HERE
    May 24, 2021 at 10:42 am

    This is half a story. Like videos start rolling after the trigger for maximum effect. I want to know what got the altercation to this point. Only thing in a playground to get a parent that bat shit crazy is someone doing something to their kid. So these two children did something, mouthed off to the angry parents, goaded them – cause every kid in America knows they can’t be touched no matter how big a dick they are- then ran off. And tubby Tilley, the video star didn’t help matters. My take. Been to a lot of playgrounds with the grandkids. Kids need parenting

    • Linda Coralyn
      BAN UNDERAGE ASSHOLES
      May 26, 2021 at 11:35 am

      Children alone all day, bored, raising themselves. Hanging outside cause nothing else to do. Maybe resented a two-parent family showing up? There are some kids who’s parents don’t care where they are or what they do, and it shows. As ratchet and out of control as these parents were, those kids looked like they should spend the summer in juvie. Learn what happens when you mouth off and can’t run away. Maybe it’ll give your parents a clue, and you definitely need to learn how to be kind

  • Metro West Guy
    Peter Lassard
    May 24, 2021 at 10:25 am

    Usually to find this caliber of folks one must go to a carnival, amusement park, or mall with a wig shop.

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    May 24, 2021 at 10:08 am

    OK, pillow fucker, you have made it clear you are descending into a weird virtue realm. This dude Joel, triggered you with a passing comment about kicking the shit out of someone who needs the shit kicked out of them.

    • Death
      May 24, 2021 at 12:10 pm

      Good use of your words! Keep it up dude ranch, turtle boy would be proud. We are….progressing.?…lmfao “I would of used my words” what the ever living fuck?

      • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
        May 25, 2021 at 10:16 am

        I for sure would have used my words. Words like “sword” and “brass knuckles”

  • randiguy2006
    Yep.
    May 24, 2021 at 10:00 am

    Typical Trump voter

    • Hey Shithead
      May 24, 2021 at 10:10 am

      Typical gloryhole employee

    • Linda Coralyn
      NOPE.
      May 25, 2021 at 9:59 am

      Nope. Think you’re wayyyyy off on that assumption. I think everyone there was a product of the Democratic Party. Trump supporters work jobs and pay for these products of the Democratic Party, so they can cause chaos at public parks.

      Is anyone even pretending anymore that biden is mentally and physically capable? Anyone?

  • Watthe Phuc
    May 24, 2021 at 9:52 am

    Can kids dress like kids please? Not showing off titties and underbutt? Thanks, society.

    • Whites Can’t Fight
      May 24, 2021 at 2:04 pm

      Crazy that’s what got your attention. Or is it? You white people love fucking with kids, huh?

      • Linda Coralyn
        BLACKS CANT SUCCEED
        May 25, 2021 at 10:04 am

        Us white people believe that dressing children up as hookers on any day that’s not Halloween is a massive fail. Not appropriate unless that’s the look you’re going for

  • Punk ass kids.
    May 24, 2021 at 9:30 am

    I have a different take….Tank top Tommy should have roughed those little punks up. Not injure them, just slap them around a little and scare the shit out of them. Guaranteed those kids deserved it. At least tank top Tommy is in his kids life, those kids probably live with their divorced mother who talks shit all day about their dad and men in general. Tank top Tommy could have given them the discipline they obvious need. Kids today have no respect and that’s what is wrong with this country.

    • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
      May 24, 2021 at 10:10 am

      I wish pillowfucker wrote about you instead of good-natured Joel.

      • MJ
        May 24, 2021 at 8:27 pm

        Yes I agree. TB attacked Joel for no reason other than he’s jealous of him. What a jerk

  • dale woodman
    Defund Welfare
    May 24, 2021 at 9:28 am

    These folks live in a filthy apartment in Woonsocket.
    What are they doing in Cumberland, people shower every day there?

  • Mom’s Basement
    May 24, 2021 at 8:39 am

    I grew up next to a ball field and as a kid I could always get at least one parent to escalate to this level and lose their mind. I never did it by messing with other kids either. Usually it was by asking too many questions about their car and what they would do if they found out it had a scratch. What Turtleboy is leaving out is the profound sense of satisfaction that the two instigators left with.

  • Ron Jeremy
    May 24, 2021 at 8:24 am

    This lowlife trashbag (who is a genuine Green Fly) will be dead in 10 years from emphysema. I guarantee her kid will be a full convicted Felon by the time he os 18. That is just science!

    • Really People
      May 24, 2021 at 8:56 am

      Just keep on victimizing the kid. Like there’s any possibility at all that they won’t be shown your post by every single kid at school.

      • Ron Jeremy
        May 24, 2021 at 10:41 am

        Hey, arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics…because even if you win, you’re still retarded.

  • MC Spammer
    May 24, 2021 at 8:12 am

    For fucks sake, China better hurry up and nuke us all soon

  • Osiris
    May 24, 2021 at 7:53 am

    Their kid is crying because she knows that this embarrassing moment will NEVER be forgotten by her classmates. It will be all around school Monday morning “Hey, did you hear….little Jeanie’s parents went FULL BLOWN RATCHET at the playground. Her mom and dad are losers.”
    This poor girl will forever be remembered for the time mom and dad threatened to fight some 6th graders.
    School embarrassment is forever. Way to go, mom!!!!

  • Judge Dread
    May 24, 2021 at 7:38 am

    I’d do the camel chick

  • whatevuh
    whatevuh
    May 24, 2021 at 7:33 am

    White fucking trailer trash

  • Tim
    May 24, 2021 at 7:20 am

    Doesn’t get any more dirtbag than that.

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Alexander Rich-Shea
    May 24, 2021 at 6:50 am

    Children these days are mostly depraved hell monsters. I’m sure they completely deserved this.

  • Bitches be crazy
    May 24, 2021 at 6:33 am

  • Inflamed Anus
    Inflamed Anus
    May 24, 2021 at 6:23 am

    Not sure what the dude on the Harley did to have you go after him, if I was there I would’ve stepped in and told them to leave the kids alone too, I wouldn’t just “take my kid and leave then use my words to let them know what I think of them”. adults talking shit to each other, sure, but little kids, no! I wouldn’t walk away leaving a little kid in a situation where these fucking white trash retards might hurt them. Honestly the only difference between what Harley boy did and what you did is Harley boy said he would’ve hit them if it came to that.

    • Rian
      May 24, 2021 at 7:35 am

      maybe aidum would have sucked off tank top tommy

    • Little Big Man
      May 24, 2021 at 7:52 am

      Aidan being a typical dick loser. He gets to edit and write what’s his best angle but we all know he would cower in fear and call the police if this were him. No need to go after the Harley dude who most likely would have stuck up for the kids. Has anyone seen the blog with Turtlechilds name on it? There is a pic of his wife and holy shit……she is worse than I ever would have thought. Take a gander then wiki wilder beast or musk oxen. Her shoulders make her a first draft pic for line backer for the Pats. Don’t EVER make a rude comment about someone’s wife ever again. Watch out little big man……..she is behind the boiler!

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    May 24, 2021 at 5:15 am

    Hot days bring out all the 3rd class folks. I bet they stopped at the packy on the ride home to celebrate just how bad ass they are! The daughter was crying because her mom was out of control. Wonder if either one of them have to get up for work this morning? I’m thinking probably not

  • Bob
    May 24, 2021 at 3:30 am

    Come on. We all know that those kids that they were threatening were ratchet future hoodrats.

  • MCG the P-I-G, esq
    May 24, 2021 at 3:14 am

    It never ceases to amaze me how some people think they can get whatever they want simply by yelling louder than the rest, whether it be for donations to a bogus (anything but) “non-profit” or simply to deflect from accusations that I’m a scam-arti…but I digress. I find this abhorrent behavior to be off-putting and quite distasteful, I must say.

    Do better, honkies.

  • Concerned Cumberland Resident
    May 24, 2021 at 2:46 am

    Why is a grown man at a playground without a child? Is here trying to molest those child? Story on Joel!!!!!

  • Spic Tormentor
    May 24, 2021 at 1:40 am

    Another hilarious article Unc, even putting in work on a Sunday night you are a one man army. I damn near spit out my coffee when I got to the Joel Gariepy part lol.

    • MJ
      May 24, 2021 at 8:34 pm

      Most people with a brain didn’t like the unnecessary attack on Joel and you guys acting like it’s cool are the losers. Grow up idiots

  • Matt Dizio
    May 24, 2021 at 1:32 am

    I wanna run into that Joel Gariepy clown… I’ll have that faggot pinned to the floor, dick hard, before he even knows what hit him.

    • Joel the homosexual
      May 24, 2021 at 2:42 am

      I think you can find him at a playground in Cumberland, RI. He is in training to be a catholic priest. First lesson….. I’ll let you figure that one out. How many motorcycle parking spots are at this ‘church’ oops, playground? I thought those spots were reserved for those blue plastic tricycles with the yellow handlebars. Anyways Matt, remember “don’t tread on me”. He a real tough one.

    • Alexander Rich-Shea
      Alexander Rich-Shea
      May 24, 2021 at 6:49 am

      Hot! And then what? Would you fuck his ass and put a hot load of dizcum in him? Fuck yeah do me next. Pin me down and fuck me dizdaddy.

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