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Lucky Strike Linda Says She Did The Right Thing By Threatening Other People’s Crotch Fruits On Cumberland Playground Because They Were Raised Poorly, Junkie Jury Of Her Peers Agrees


Yesterday we published a blog identifying the two trashbags (Courtney Duke and Danny Cullivan from Weymouth) who threatened and swore at some 10 year olds on a Cumberland, RI playground because they allegedly used foul language, causing their own daughter to cry out of trauma and humiliation in the process.

Most people usually just deactivate Facebook after being exposed for being so horrible, but when you’re this ratchet you have nothing to lose so Lucky Strike Linda took to Facebook this morning to explain her actions.

“Not one person has asked where the other parents were.”

Yea, probably because the other kids have parents who have custody of them.

“Maybe if parents gained a set bullying wouldn’t be so bad.”

Maybe the cum dumpster who chose heroin and junkie dick over her kids, and was just seen on video threatening to assault several small children, shouldn’t be openly questioning the parenting skills of others on Facebook.

“So you wanna judge me for sticking up for my child.”

No, we are judging you because your kids are being raised by their grandmother while you threaten physical harm upon non-DCF children.

Of course no one was bullying her daughter, and even if they were there’s a whole bunch of ways to handle that which don’t involve telling small children you’re gonna beat the dog shit out of them.

The girl in the black shorts who diffused the situation and lectured Tank Top Tommy and Lucky Stripe Linda about how to parent appropriately showed up in the comments to call her out for lying.

Her comment was deleted for being truthful, but other comments from future and current DCF Moms were not. Believe it or not there were actually people who watched that video and thought to themselves, “that’s good parenting right there.” First up was Shaylynn Regens from Weymouth.

Nuff said. Here’s what she had to say.

Living by the creed of “It’s OK to beat someone else’s child if they say something I don’t like” is a great way to end up on Turtleboy. And Aunt Jizzmima does have a point – that child will never forget the trauma she experienced on that playground thanks to her junkie mother and the current guy who’s dumping loads in her. And although she’s only a phone call away it won’t help her much since the judge won’t allow her to show up and threaten every child who says something mean to her on the playground.

“You didn’t do nothing wrong and I didn’t even see the video.”

That about sums it up. And if you’ve ever uttered the phrase “catch a body over my child” then Dr. Fauci should lockdown your ovaries to prevent you from ever reproducing.

Then there was Matty Walsh and Alicia Rose.

Good point Alicia. There’s no other way possible to stand up for your kids than threatening and swearing at a bunch of 5th graders. This is a woman who apparently has children of her own and works at South Shore Hospital.

What could possibly go wrong?

Matty Walsh looks like a 2018 graduate from Meth Mile University.

He’s gone full Giannetti by occasionally taking a picture with the child who will grow up thankfully now knowing who he is, just so he can pretend he’s a real Dad on social media.

Then there’s Suzie Roque.


She shared a similar anecdote about a time in which she involved herself in 12 year old girl drama and threatened to fight a whole bunch of kids and their mothers.


Kenny Nelson assured her that her behavior was perfectly fine because she never actually hit a kid.

Which is exactly what I expected someone from New Bedford named Kenny to say.

Finally there was Brittany Lee.



Good Mom = someone who lost custody of her kids and ended up the subject of 3 Turtleboy blogs in 48 hours. Then again this is a human being who thinks graduating from that TV school in Southern New Hampshire for the single moms is some sort of accomplishment worth sharing.

Courtney took the post down shortly after putting it up, then took her page down completely when I invited her on the live show 5 times. If you need her she’ll be getting her eyelashes done.

Because God knows she has plenty of time for that when she sees the semen demons once every three weeks.



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35 Comment(s)
  • Michael Giannetti
    Mike Giannetti
    May 26, 2021 at 3:10 pm

    Tell that Isabella Cormier to call me kid or hit me up on one of my 9 Facebooks.

  • Mike Gaffney's ED meds
    May 26, 2021 at 2:10 pm

    These are people who have formal tank tops. You know, for Sundays and Holidays.

  • Krispen Wah
    May 26, 2021 at 10:31 am

    Cullivan was originally a Sullivan in the old country.

    But the Sullivans found out the fags wore eyeliner and kicked them out.

    They say their coat of arms was just a miasma of cocks entangled and cumming on each other endlessly.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    May 26, 2021 at 9:55 am

    Courtney Duke has the body type of a refrigerator

    • Monica Cannon Gunt
      May 26, 2021 at 10:24 am

      Did someone say refrigerator??

  • Captain Trips
    Mr. Spock
    May 26, 2021 at 9:54 am

    Liberals make decisions based upon emotion. Conservatives make decisions based upon logic.

    That’s why conservatives will always be productive and liberals will always be counter-productive. Nature runs on logic, not emotion. If it ran on emotion, it would cease to exist.

    Remember the ‘Love Trumps Hate’ stickers the libs always had on their cars?

    I propose a new sticker: ‘Logic Trumps Emotion’.

    Another is: ‘Biden my time until Trump is Reelected’.

    Going to look into printing those.

  • Ricardo Cabeza
    May 26, 2021 at 9:32 am

    Hey “Alicia Rose” give up your pretty girl name to a woman who actually deserves it. “Words go a long way that young”. Oh yes, they sure do. In more ways than one. Under-dressed or not, that girl outclasses you and the trashy couple that set a terrible example for their kids. And you support them? What the hell is wrong with you?

  • Strom Thurmond's Force Ghost
    May 26, 2021 at 9:30 am

    And these cretins are the votes that liberal politicians are corrupting morality to try and collect.

  • D.B. Cooper
    May 26, 2021 at 9:14 am

    I find a strange satisfaction watching this human garbage self destruct.

    100% chance this clam is on mass health. And I was hoping for the assault on a minor charge given the threat is on film.

  • hartf811
    May 26, 2021 at 8:54 am

    Dude is rockin’ that Kia. *snort*

    • Metro West Guy
      May 26, 2021 at 9:08 am

      Kias and Hyundais have come a long way but they still send the vibe “I don’t have a pot to piss in and I live in a crummy area” just like someone who still is driving a minivan instead of an SUV

  • Van Helsing
    May 26, 2021 at 8:46 am

    The charge of the mountain gorilla is truly frightening. I usually call my gun bearer for my four bore when I see this happening.

    • Captain Trips
      Count Dracula
      May 26, 2021 at 9:48 am

      For one who has lived only one lifetime, you are a wise man, Van Helsing.

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    May 26, 2021 at 8:28 am

    “Kids are killing themselves due to bullying”

    Somewhere in heaven Darwin is smiling.

  • Hipsterbeard Beta-Cuckstein
    May 26, 2021 at 8:10 am

    I can spot bullies almost as well as they can spot me and those little jerks are bullies! They torment you all week long until Friday afternoon when they suddenly become your best friend so that they can sleep over, eat all of your snacks and sneak into your sisters room while your mom is asleep then Monday morning like clockwork back to bullying again. And it never changes. Instead of your sister it’s your wife and instead of snacks it’s booze and the next thing you know… I’m getting off track here but the kids who got yelled at aren’t the victims.

  • MC Spammer
    May 26, 2021 at 7:04 am

    The delusions of Courtney Duke can be understood because she’s a ratchet with golden pussy syndrome. But Danny Cullivan is a total fag, with his George Michael beard, crucifix, and homo colored matching sneakers and ball cap. He needs more Nike athletic gear, which is formal attire for junky white naggers. BTW Shaylynn Regens sucked the gorilla milk out of my balls for $40.

    • Mike Gaffney's ED meds
      May 26, 2021 at 2:06 pm

      This post cured my cancer. You’re doing God’s work.

  • Still doing black face
    May 26, 2021 at 6:47 am

    Matt Walsh must use the same dentist as Giannetti. Under no circumstances should someone be allowed to have children if they don’t have teeth. If you can’t take care of those how the hell are you going to care for a child.

    • MJ
      May 26, 2021 at 10:17 am

      I agree, teeth are important. If you aren’t taking care of your teeth, you aren’t taking care of anything

  • Linda Coralyn
    May 26, 2021 at 5:24 am

    Ok. Adults shouldn’t threaten kids. Not disputable. Parents – try not to raised your kids to be assholes. Harassing another child because there’s no repercussions is disgusting. Excusing it because they’re underage is foolhardy. Start practicing “ ma boi din due nuffin! This be racist.” It’ll probably be something you will say fairly often. Raise your kids to be human. My take

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    May 26, 2021 at 5:12 am

    The worst part of all, is probably other than the “Medical assistant” we support each and every one of these fuckers. This world is in the shitter..

  • Ron Jeremy
    May 25, 2021 at 11:22 pm

    These low life ratchets are all “Green Fly”. All felons, all dope junkboxes that I guarantee their kids will all see significant time in prison in the future. They are all Joe Biden desciples. So glad I’m much higher class than these Section 8 losers are.

  • Sal O’Mal
    May 25, 2021 at 11:00 pm

    Isabella Cornier gives me hope for the future. She is 100x more adult than most of the nudniks featured in this blog.

  • Chip Striker
    May 25, 2021 at 10:41 pm

    These idiots are all for defending their kids, just haven’t figured out how to raise them though.

    Threatening other kids and putting pictures of them on social media doesn’t make up for all the years of neglect. Can’t fix years of neglect with Facebook posts.
    This is what Happens when people who cannot take care of themselves go and reproduce.

  • Liz Cheney's Putrified Clam Box
    May 25, 2021 at 10:24 pm

    Faces of Fentanyl

  • Idiocracy
    May 25, 2021 at 10:17 pm

    I’m here 100 years early

  • Who won
    May 25, 2021 at 10:05 pm

    The 2021 ratchet madness?

    • Florida Evans
      May 25, 2021 at 10:28 pm

      large dark Jeff

  • Uncle Peckerhead
    May 25, 2021 at 10:02 pm

    The Ugly stick does not apply here when the whole tree was involved! Gotta luv the Neanderthal dude!

  • They all look like TB fans
    May 25, 2021 at 9:49 pm

    Not kidding, this is what I suspect Captain Tripes, ST, tow turtle bae and South Shore Turtle Bae to look and live like.

    • you're not far off, this is ST
      May 25, 2021 at 10:51 pm

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Pebbles Wadsworth
    May 25, 2021 at 9:47 pm

    Courtney dear, your a Duke for God’s sake. Give your uncles Randall and Mortimer a call. They can make this all go away with one phone call.

  • observer
    May 25, 2021 at 8:58 pm

    You know I could have the same lifestyle as these ratchets, but I’m too tired from working 50+ hours a week.

    • Boston Irish
      May 25, 2021 at 10:24 pm

      Only 50? Lazy prick

      • Observer
        May 25, 2021 at 11:44 pm

        I’m sorry, in my defense I am getting old.

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