On Friday we published a blog showing North Andover Board of Selectmen candidate Luke Noble saying some pretty awful things to his three year old crotch fruit.

This is a disturbing video of Luke Noble, a candidate for North Andover Board of Selectmen pic.twitter.com/IDg9WCCWLu

— Max (@SurelyMacks) March 13, 2020

His attorney Joe Orlando Jr. attempted to intimidate me into not publishing that video, which was posted by an anonymous Twitter account. According to Joe Jr. there was ongoing litigation in which that tape was being used. Except that turned out to be a LIE. I asked Joe Jr. the name of the defendant it was being used against, the docket number, and/or the court it was out of, and he refused to tell me. Turns out that’s because there was no open case and he was just trying to silence the free press before an upcoming election.

According to a guy on Facebook Luke claimed that the video was doctored.

Luke’s Facebook page for Selectman was taken down after it got flooded with people who rightfully called him out for this horrific behavior. But his campaign continued and over the weekend him and his school teacher (Parker Middle School in Chelmsford) new wife went out and showed off their contribution to stopping the spread of coronavirus.

National emergencies are funny!!

On Sunday morning he was brazen enough to put his page back up, which lasted all of an hour or so before being taken down when turtle riders flooded his comments.

Then today North Andover Wicked Local published an update from douchebag McGee, condemning people who talked about the disturbing and emotionally abusive behavior they witnessed in that video.

“The controversy is harming our children. In order to protect our children…”

Right. Because swearing at your three year old daughter and asking, “How the fuck did we produce such a nightmare,” calling her the “worst child I’ve ever seen,” and telling her she’s a bad girl who deserves nothing while she begs you for positive affirmation, isn’t harmful to your children at all.

How pathetic is the MSM for referring to TB as “a blogger” and “a blog post.” Bitch, we took down the Massachusetts State Police. We break rule news in real time while you sit on your ass and pretend we don’t exist. See how I linked your stupid article at the top? You’re free to do the same, but you won’t because you are frauds.

This was not a “joint statement” either. Ya see, Luke forgot to mention that his attorneys, the Orlando clan from Gloucester, got her to sign a NDA during the contentious divorce. He had the resources and money to silence her since he makes a ton of money, and she’s a daycare worker. Sources tell us that she was mentally beat down by the divorce, wanted it to end, and agreed to sign the NDA to put it to rest. So no, “we” don’t write this. You did Luke.

“Please be advised that all matters concerning disputes and allegations between us during the pendency of our divorce litigation several years ago have been resolved.”

Yea, the thing about that is, I got the court documents from your divorce Luke, and they’re VERY disturbing. You know, and I know, what was in them. You know, and I know, how disturbing the allegations made by Dr. Orr and your daughter’s therapist are. You know, and I know, about the RO’s and the contempt of court. And yes, I will publishing them because your attorneys don’t scare me like they do your ex-wife.

“We ask that all discussion and sharing of material regarding our marriage, family, and divorce, cease immediately.”

Yea, wouldn’t that be convenient for you? I understand your ex-wife can’t talk because of the NDA, and the fact that she’s obviously scared of you. But I’m not here to kiss your ass like all these idiots:

I know the truth, I know what’s been credibly alleged about you, and I intend on writing about it.

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