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Lyin’ Kimmy Ring Makes Up Stories About Turtleboy, David Prouty Students For Page Views

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Lyin’ Kimmy Ring over at the Turtlegram is NOT happy when she found out that we charge them for interviews now. And in her latest story she once again shows that she is nothing more than Kevin Hayes propaganda minister. But she’s also a huge liar. Here’s a big fat lie:

The day before the drill, an anonymous Worcester blog,, called for students to go to School Superintendent Nadine Tracy Crowe’s office and demand a meeting with her. The blogger also suggested that students should visit the homes of the district’s two state representatives and state senator at dinnertime to complain about the suspension of a math teacher who was suspended after an investigation into use of student activities accounts.

Lyin’ Kimmy Ring up to her old tricks I see. Newsflash Kimmy – we told the parents to do these things, not the students:

And if that doesn’t work, here’s the last thing you should be doing – telling your kids to occupy the gym again. That was literally the only thing that has ever gotten management to pretend like they care. Except this time, don’t allow your kids to be manipulated by going to some worthless meeting where she promises to give them a bathroom stall door. If my kid goes to this school the I’m making it clear to him and all his friends – no one leaves the gym until Tracy Crowe resigns.

Stupid facts!!!

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Awesome bio. How ironic that a story about Turtleboy allegedly not checking facts, doesn’t have its facts checked either.

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Then she put out this mistruth:

During the fire drill, a person posted photographs on Twitter of the pupils standing outside and indicated students had walked out of class. A short time later, a story about the “walk-out” appeared on the Turtleboy website with photographs of students outside during the fire drill.

Hey Kimmy, he didn’t just “post photographs.” See what she did there? She tried to make it sound like we’re stalking these kids’ social media looking for stories to make up. Tell the truth Kimmy – the kid intentionally tweeted AT Turtleboy, and Turtleboy alone:

And he didn’t just “indicate that students had walked out of class.” He said that the reason they were doing so is because of “recent allegations and investigations.” A real newspaper would make this a central part of the story. But then again the Turtlegram has never been a real newspaper.

Mr. Hayes said the Tweets and the blog misrepresented what happened at David Prouty on Thursday.

“It is unfortunate that students are being used and encouraged in the manner in which they are. This was not a walkout or demonstration, but a scheduled fire drill that was done for the safety of the students and staff,” he said.

It IS unfortunate what’s happening to students Kevin. The most unfortunate of all them are the kids who play on the field hockey and indoor track teams, who were coached by Kevin’s unqualified wife. They won a grand total of zero games, but as usual, the Hayes family made a lot of money off of it. Let’s not forget that the only reason she got the job in the first place is because Hayes suspended the well-liked Athletic Director without pay for NO REASON!!

It’s also unfortunate that there was no show choir, missing principals, occupations of a gym, and students who are forced to do this on Friday morning:






Those pictures right there are the REAL story that Lyin’ Kimmy Ring barely mentions. She gives Kevin Hayes unlimited ink in her smut newspaper, but ignores kids who are outside protesting him. She also decided to list people’s addresses in her column today, which is a classy Turtlegram move on her part. We have her address too. It’s……..

Nah, we’re not a low class organization like the Turtlegram. We would never stoop to their level. Someone has to be the bigger person in this relationship, and as usual it’s gotta be Turtleboy.

The bottom line is the Turtlegram has proven once again that they just use us for page views. While we were reporting the REAL story about David Prouty for months now, they ignored everything we discovered because they have too much pride to admit that they’re being out-hustled by a boy on a turtle. But the second they think that they can get us on something they can’t stop talking about us. So. Much. Butthurt.


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12 Comment(s)
  • Turtle Educator
    April 18, 2016 at 12:58 pm

    Before seeing this, i just assumed Lyin Kimmy was gonna be some junior smokeshow.
    nope, just your typical middle aged crazy cat lady type.
    no wonder she’s a TBS enemy.

  • Realist
    April 16, 2016 at 7:57 pm

    I don’t think I’ve ever read such a pathetic attempt by TB trying to persuade everyone that he is not butthurt!

  • TeacherMom
    April 16, 2016 at 7:08 am

    Was interesting that in Saturday morning’s T&G there was NO mention of the REAL walkout that occurred on Friday afternoon, just Kimmy’s but about the fired drill from Thursday….

  • anonon
    April 15, 2016 at 11:40 pm

    Maybe Kevin Hayes is building her an addition for her cats.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    April 15, 2016 at 12:39 pm

    Sorry, I see cats and immediately think looooooooser. Most useless creatures on the face of the planet. Besides hippies that is, but then again hippies are here for everyone’s amusement.

  • LivesInLowell
    April 15, 2016 at 10:47 am

    As much as I like this blog, Snitch’s burn on turtles paid advertisements is comical, funny.

    • Shell
      April 15, 2016 at 12:59 pm

      Awfully geneous of you to pay for the hosting fees and whatnot, then.

  • Snitch
    April 15, 2016 at 10:31 am

    Vote for Turtleboy as the best local blog. What sort of accomplish is that? I don’t know but it’s sponsored by the gun parlor and Julios liquors not to mention some law firms. So basically it’s one stop shopping to promote getting drunk, going on a shooting spree and making bail…………WEEEE! And you wonder why your Facebook is constantly being suspended? Who’s going to be the next sponsor? Tito’s slightly used heroin needles or Joe’s piss stained mattress emporium? Get a job where you you don’t lie so much.

    • Jay
      April 15, 2016 at 10:59 am

      Are you really comparing law firms to used heroin needles?

    • Kevin Hayes
      April 15, 2016 at 11:01 am

      Guns and liquor are illegal. Oh wait no they’re not

    • JoeMomma
      April 15, 2016 at 12:36 pm

      Tito and Joe have ad’s in the Telegram & Gazette

      • Sterling Turtle Rider
        April 16, 2016 at 1:04 am

        Hell, they have a daily appointment down at City Hall… in that nasty bathroom, with the rest of Worcesters finest!

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