Lyin Ol’ Maude The Fake #MeToo Victim Who Pretended To Have Cancer Continues To Be The Biggest Narcissist On The Internet With The Most Self Absorbed IG Posts Ever

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Maude the attention seeking narcissist who lied about being gang raped and pretended to have cancer for attention, and then pretended to be offended by a harmless #MeToo joke so that she could build her personal brand, just can’t stop being the most obnoxious person ever. And we’re blogging about her again because it’s just unreal how many people blindly fall for her bullshit.

This is the rantings and raving a self-absorbed nothing, soaking up her 15 minutes of fame by stroking her own ego. Count how many times she makes a reference to herself:

“I did this. I did that. I’m so great. Please, someone tell me how brave and powerful I am.”

First of all, I guarantee she’s not doing all of those things. Because if she’s capable of lying about being raped and having cancer then she’s capable of fudging her resume. Remember, Maude always seeks to be a victim.

“I’ve helped build homes with my bare hands for victims of domestic violence.”

What does that even mean? She builds houses too? She’s a contractor? A carpenter? And victims of domestic violence get free homes, courtesy of good ol’ Maude? Sure thing.

“I’ve advocated to elected officials, from mayors, to state governors, to the White House….”

Advocated to them about what? Name one politician you’ve advocated to. What specifically did you advocate for? How did you advocate? Did you write them an email? A letter? Did you get a sit down meeting? What policy changes did you discuss? Were any of these policy changes implemented? Oh right, you didn’t do shit. You just want everyone to tell you how wonderful you are.

“I’ve spoken at international conferences in order to speak out specifically on the traumas of youth.”

What the hell do you know about the traumas of youth? You grew up as a rich girl in Hingham. You went to a bunch of boarding schools that you got kicked out of because you kept getting caught with booze. What “international” country was this conference held in?

“I’ve published articles sharing my story, in hopes of inspiring others to do the same; and preventing years of painful secrecy.”

You’re a disgrace to real victims of sexual violence. By appropriating their real trauma you are pretending to go through a horrific event that they lived through, just so you’ll have something to talk about.

“I will continue to fearlessly defend survivors, and be the voice for those suffering in secrecy.”

Fearlessly defend survivors? What do you have to be fearful of? You’re saying rape is bad. No one disagrees with that.

Newsflash – you’re not supposed to brag about doing all of this. If you truly want to make a difference, then make a difference. Millions of people do it every day without running to IG to brag about it for public reassurance that they are in fact a great person.

Her grandmother died recently, which of course she also managed to turn into a post all about her:

Every day more and more people reach out to us about this fraud. She’s a liar who is manipulating the media and demeaning the actual lived experiences of victims of sexual violence and cancer. Feel free to post this on her Facebook page to let her know that just because ABC, TMZ, and CNN fell for her bullshit, turtle riders haven’t.

15 Comment(s)
  • Sally Bermingham
    July 14, 2018 at 9:27 am

    There are so many posts on her Facebook in the last couple of days from people who have called her out on the fake cancer. But not 1 reply from her…

  • Hmmmmm
    July 14, 2018 at 6:06 am

    Any proof she’s lying about any of this? Before you slander someone’s name and reputation shouldn’t you have factual proof?

    • WeAreFucked
      July 14, 2018 at 9:17 am

      TBS is bothered by the fact that she ain’t bothered by any of this! She probably has no idea this blog and the others about her even exist. She’s only into pro-me stuff so she won’t read this. Ever.

      I’ll bet between her legs tastes glorious and doubt that many have been allowed to go there ever since she got onto her high horse. Before that I’m willing to wager many had visited her venus.

      The rape story doesn’t make sense from my point of view. But I’m a dumb dude. I also question everything because the world is full of bullshit.

  • Tom Blackburn
    July 14, 2018 at 12:04 am

    Fucking dumpsterslut!

  • Real_Finn
    July 13, 2018 at 8:49 pm

    Maude thinks she is channeling Tori Amos in that piano picture. I have douche-chills and 2nd hand embarrassment for her.

  • Burt Hurtensteiner
    July 13, 2018 at 8:13 pm

    Sounds like TBS is jealous of all the attention she is getting.

  • King Kong Kock
    July 13, 2018 at 5:54 pm

    The more she talks, the more I want to dry shank her puckered brown hole while she fakes outrage.

  • y
    July 13, 2018 at 3:57 pm

    guarantee she’s the type that says, “I don’t suck dick”

    • Lipstickhippie
      Lipstick Hippie
      July 13, 2018 at 4:44 pm

      If she had really done all the things she claims to have done, we would have heard of her long before this #metoo bullshit she’s pulling. Get over yourself, sweetheart.

  • vicxh
    July 13, 2018 at 3:33 pm

    There is no breaking news – she has an embellished instagram. I think you already said that in the previous three posts. Maybe you should do an article on Kylie Jenner being a self made billionaire. Looks like she embellished the truth as well..

    You are making her to be the white didi delgado. I don’t think she has a go fund me to raise money for her, or does she? Did she get caught driving drunk and then ask the trooper to let her go for sexual favors? Did she sell EBT cards on facebook?

    Dig deeper but don’t post until there is illegal stuff and/or noodz.

    • Fat Pete
      July 13, 2018 at 4:45 pm

      Yeah I don’t even read these blogs either. I just scroll down to see this chick’s pictures.


  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    July 13, 2018 at 3:24 pm

    When she gets older and loses her looks she’ll wind up being a bridge-jumper.

    Living solely on your looks only works for a while sweetie

  • Uncle Mike
    July 13, 2018 at 2:53 pm


    • vicxh
      July 13, 2018 at 3:35 pm

      Whose? Maude or SSTG? Or both?

    • vicxh
      July 13, 2018 at 3:39 pm

      Tell that to Ricki Lander. She now has Robert Kraft’s son lol…
      The gift that keeps giving …

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