Lynn PD Ticket Quotas, Drunk State Trooper, Route 20 Ratchet Rooster Goes Wild, GIFs Are Racist

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The Route 20 ratchet rooster stripper is quickly rising in the rankings for Turtleboy Ratchet Madness. We talk about her latest exploits, as well as the new woke outrage of the day – digital blackface. Because now GIFs are racist too. Finally we end up talking about two separate police issues – ticket quotas in Lynn, and a state trooper who saw nothing wrong with showing up to work plastered in Devens.  

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  • Pathetic Wretches
    March 20, 2018 at 12:13 pm

    When might we expect to see those Patriots/TurtleBoy jerseys which proclaim how you ALWAYS win?

    How about that FaceBook lawsuit? You guys must be jizzing gallons into your shells, hearing the latest from FaceBook and Cambridge Analytics! Must be a real, sticky mess!

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