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The Route 20 ratchet rooster stripper is quickly rising in the rankings for Turtleboy Ratchet Madness. We talk about her latest exploits, as well as the new woke outrage of the day – digital blackface. Because now GIFs are racist too. Finally we end up talking about two separate police issues – ticket quotas in Lynn, and a state trooper who saw nothing wrong with showing up to work plastered in Devens.