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Macaroni Methface Arrested For Stabbing Marine With $22K GoFundMe In Worcester Actually Did So In Self Defense According To Newly Released Video


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61 Comment(s)
  • Holden Hoodrat Beats Meat Live, Sexts Random Bar Hog, Cries Over Getting Caught By Wifey.
    September 20, 2021 at 5:16 pm

    Qualifies for Turtleboy Graveyard in Turtleboy Trifecta.

  • Good karma
    September 20, 2021 at 2:23 pm

    Was he involved in the Iraqi Holocaust if so no one cares.

  • Cowboys and Hatians
    September 20, 2021 at 9:36 am

    What we don’t need are more uneducated ,unskilled POC. That will need lifetime government financial help. To make a life of criticizing how we oppress them for not providing them with everything that they need. They can go and fuck them selves. We already have millions of them already here.

    • FUCK YOU
      September 20, 2021 at 10:41 pm

      I’m willing to wager there’s millions more domestic layabouts!

  • Bret Killoran
    September 19, 2021 at 11:09 pm

    I’am making over $15k a fuckin month working online. I kept seeing how some fuckin people are able to earn a lot of fuckin money online, so I decided to look into that shit. I had luck to stumble upon something that totally changed my fuckin life. After 2 months of fuckin searching, last month I received a paycheck for $15376 for just working on the fuckin laptop for a few hours!
    !weekly. I was amazed how easy it was after I tried it

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Laurie Lightfoot
    September 19, 2021 at 10:24 pm

    Chicago Sun-Times reports at least 38 people were shot by Sunday at 5:22 a.m., including six people who later succumbed to their wounds.
    Ain’t dis sum shit? Only 6 mutha fuckas got kilt. Dat damn pappa need ta keep my city name ouch it fuckin mouf.

  • Woke Army
    September 19, 2021 at 9:20 pm

    • freak
      September 20, 2021 at 12:58 am

      Is that a he or she?

      • Runningaround
        September 21, 2021 at 11:30 am

        That is a she

  • randiguy2006
    September 19, 2021 at 7:19 pm

    Most join the military because they are too dumb to get into college and they buy the whole patriotism con. How stupid do you have to be to wanna risk dying for this fucked up place?

    • Gay Ole Pentagon
      September 19, 2021 at 9:09 pm

      Yep all the new age types joining up to get free transitional hormones/surgery. General Milly has a woman’s name, what’s up with that? Taliban stayed out of the airport withdrawal to avoid getting gay raped.

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        Gen Milley (traitor)
        September 19, 2021 at 10:06 pm

        Sup? I love cock.

        • Joe Biden
          September 20, 2021 at 12:57 am

          Sir you would make a great Marine. Has anyone seen Hunter he was suppose to come back with my nose candy… where the hell is that little shit.. he better not of taken off with my money!

  • Clarence Woods Emerson
    Aidan got a visit from cops and DCF fairy
    September 19, 2021 at 6:34 pm

    Heard over police scanner cops visited Audan again, then asked central to get DCF at address.
    Wonder what Aidan did this time?

  • Trump Did It
    September 19, 2021 at 4:53 pm

    The finalists in this year’s Boston mayoral election continue to push all eligible city residents to be vaccinated against COVID-19.

    City councilors Annissa Essaibi George and Michelle Wu, who will compete in the Nov. 2 municipal election, also approve of booster shots for seniors and those at high risk and anyone who would like more shots “some people just like getting shots” they agreed.

    The turnout was low for a vaccination clinic that was held in Roxbury on Saturday, which was declared “Vaccine Day” in the city by a city hall P.R. appointee.

    “We have the propaganda and fear to remove more freedom and civil rights but we need to close to prevent accurate information on this dangerous vaccine from reaching the ignorant masses, especially as we’re getting official data showing vaccine efficacy at 39%,” Wu said.

    “We’ve got to get vaccines into the arm’s of our city’s people before they learn the truth,” Essaibi George said.

    However, Essaibi George and Wu do have some differences of opinion when it comes to potentially enacting further restrictions.

    Wu was praised for being tough on former Boston Mayor Marty Walsh for not going far enough when it came to city lockdowns. “I believe in lockdowns and plexiglass, every restaurant that goes out of business is proof my policies are working”.

    “If we take action now — if we really get everyone vaccinated, before they realize this vaccine does not prevent infection or spread of Covid — we can prolong this pandemic with new variants and keep the nation under our boot” Wu said. “This is just one more tool to destroy capitalism and fight global warming. BIPOC people are disproportionality harmed by unvaccinated white men who as we know are all racist, it’s another example of white privilege and white supremacy. Unvaccinated BIPOC are victims of under resourced communities of color, Donald Trump and his supporters are to blame, as a sexually fluid asian person of color I hate white people” she said.

    • Charlie Baker
      September 19, 2021 at 8:47 pm

      There called Dreamers and they deserve everything they need to achieve the American dream and my adminstration will make sure to provide any and all resources necessary to make that possible

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Bret Killoran
    September 19, 2021 at 4:36 pm

    our fuckin roomate’s evicted neighbor makes $72 an hour at home, she has been unemployed for two fuckin months and last month her fuckin check was $21204 just working at fuckin home two muthafuckin hours per day.

  • Mumbly Joe
    September 19, 2021 at 4:05 pm

    Was I not clear,……..well let me make myself perfectly clear…….whoever jumps the border will be considered “middle class”. We gotta do sumpin ‘merca. We can’t a!low all these 6-7 figure high phalutin folk get away with……..hey hon is this right?……….Wait…..What…..who com’on man………That damn Carmel messed up my q-cards again……

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    September 18, 2021 at 2:52 pm

    It’s so wonderful to see all the Haitian Dreamers moving to our shores! And with the average IQ of 67 they will surely be voting Democrat for the next 200 years!

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Liawatha (she her)
      September 18, 2021 at 5:51 pm

      Their 67 IQ deems them mildly impaired and very easily controlled. Our 50 thousand newly imported Afghan Dreamers have an average IQ of 80. Yes considered well below average but not as good as Haiti. The Afghans may require a little bigger welfare check to keep them in line. Let’s keep those Haitian flood gates open!

    • So Much For Black Lives Matter. Black Refugees Are not Wanted By Biden
      September 19, 2021 at 3:40 pm

      Sleepy Joe is flying Haitians back in honor of black lives matter.
      Haitians wobt fall for dem bs abd actually work so they are no bueno

  • Woosta Pandemic
    September 18, 2021 at 2:19 pm

    Masks will be required in all private businesses in Worcester starting next week, as city officials say the community is in the midst of a new COVID-19 surge. Numbers have gone from like 28 to 53, that”s unacceptable. The unvaccinated running around the city with no symptoms putting all the vaccinated in the ICU’s and that’s racist.

    Mayor Joseph Petty said the city is “firmly in the third or forth or possibly sixth wave” of coronavirus world wide pandemic.

    “We are all dying and paying for the decisions of the unvaccinated,” he said, if it was up to me I would lock them all in camps and starve them or work them to death, after all they’re probably Trump voters anyways.

    In response to the ginormous, overwhelming, surge in cases, Augustus announced Friday that we can never let a crisis go to waste therefore all city employees will be required to get vaccinated by Nov. 1 or submit to weekly negative test results or quit so they can suffer.

    He also announced that masks will be required indoors at private businesses in the city starting on Monday, as ordered by city Medical Director Michael Hirsh. The order includes supermarkets and restaurants, Augustus said. Non Ingrish speaking citizens will be exempt along with our new Afghan friends and members of the BIPOC and LGBTQ community. “Those Trump voting white mother fuckers better get their shit together” he said.

    A second public health order will require employers to report any positive COVID-19 tests from their workplace to the city, state, federal databases, Bill Gates, facebook and Al Gores global cooling initiative. John fucking Kerry had no comment on the matter, his publicist quipped “Obama better not ask to come to my 90th birthday party”.

  • Governor Charlie Baker
    September 18, 2021 at 2:03 pm

    MY wife is having sex with a guy has a larger penis and is better in bed than I am, apparently.

    Now she’s having his child she wants him to move in with us so I can support him too. I can’t help but feel that none of this would have happened if more people took the covid19 vaccine and wore masks. Feeling disappointed with un vaccinated. Charlie in Swampscot.

    • Dear Disappointed in Swampscot
      September 19, 2021 at 12:42 am

      Chuck cuck, remember the mantra “believe all women” let your wife move her big penis lover into your home. Then talk to them both about your expectations regarding masks, vaccines and hand sanitizer. Sleeping on the sofa isn’t that bad. Think about getting those moles removed.

  • Lol "Hero"
    September 18, 2021 at 12:08 pm

    Another marine with too much testosterone and not enough sense. There haven’t been real “heroes” in the military since WWII when they actually fought for our freedom instead of being enforcers for big corporations who end up killing innocent people so Halliburton can make more money.

    • ChrisInShrewsbury
      September 18, 2021 at 1:27 pm

      Casual Observations:

      1) Anyone willing to put their life on the line for others is a hero in my book
      2) Ask yourself if any activity in the European theatre was in direct aid of ‘freedom’. The Germans were very unlikely to occupy (at length) much more than adjacent states. The odds of Germany successfully making war in North America was extremely low. The reality is we used the Japanese attack to garner support for an otherwise divided nation on our role in Europe.
      3) We all benefit from the Military Industrial Complex. If you don’t understand or disagree, I simply can’t help you.

  • Get Circumcised. Save Lives.
    September 18, 2021 at 9:00 am

    Anyone know if the videos of Turtleboy violently beating off are posted anywhere? I know he sent them to a bunch of girls but not sure if they’re public yet. Was hoping to share with Howie Carr.

    • Oh, I know!
      September 18, 2021 at 11:47 am

      Your mom has a copy. She told me this morning over breakfast but you can best believe I don’t anything to do with that shit because only freaks are into stuff like that.

      That said, your mom makes a great omelet, love her!

    • Vape Master
      September 18, 2021 at 7:54 pm

      Oh No, so what if Turtleboy is ripping his dick and banging super hot Worcester babes, so what and what are you going to do? Write a blog complaining about it you pussy and……….jealous much.
      Slap that ass TB give her what she wants celebrity big dog.

  • Let’s All Get Stupid!
    September 18, 2021 at 8:12 am

    How can we have a civil and advanced society? They now want to eliminate MCAS test because they further WHITE supremacy. Asians are people of color and do better on tests than WHITE people. Do you hear us crying about YELLOW supremacy? Asians come here and excel and English isn’t their first language. BLACKS have been here all their lives and they can’t even speak the language. It makes me livid that we have to reconfigure civilization to make BLACK people feel smart. We have to cater to them to make them feel included. They are monkey brained and even they cannot accept it We are a modern society and should not be forced to dumb it down. So do we have to create Oprah University where you get a diploma and you get a diploma and you get a diploma. BLACKS are a real drag on society.

    • Diversity
      September 18, 2021 at 8:44 am

      Their brains are 10% smaller than Asians and Whites. That is why that they have a problem with conflict resolution and impulse control. And their lack of civility.

      • Family Feud
        September 18, 2021 at 12:12 pm

        I love how this game show tries to make BLACK people look smart. On one recent show in the final round both of the BLACK contestants combined score didn’t reach 100 points this is their culture.
        When an Asian contestant scored 168 points by himself.
        Hey bros try Jeopardy , you will end up owing them money at the end of the show.

    • Rob Perkins
      September 19, 2021 at 7:32 am

      We don’t allow ni99ers in my town. Bad enough we have Guineas and kikes, fucking scum.
      Aidan sucks cock

      • FUCK YOU
        September 21, 2021 at 11:33 pm

        OH!?!? And what Massachusetts town is this? I’ll be right in your fucking town square coward!! And you won’t do SHIT

    • Duh
      September 19, 2021 at 5:19 pm

      Average AA IQ 85

  • Mayor Joe “I [heart] n!!ggers” Petty
    September 17, 2021 at 11:43 pm

    Nothing better than sucking off a couple of buck n!!ggers.

  • Clarence Woods Emerson
    September 17, 2021 at 10:48 pm

    Turd boy just cannot help himself

    Even I can win a popularity contest against Turd boy at this stage!

    • Professor Griff
      September 18, 2021 at 9:28 am

      Dude. You are a flaming gaylord. Hang up your socks and go find some fentanyl.

      • Rian!
        September 19, 2021 at 7:39 am

        you’re the one who celebrates and follows the blog of a dwarf serial masturbator. Are you a premium member of the circle jerk insiders butt fuck brigade of turtle humpers? Send him any money lately. You probably take it up the ass, your dad did.

        • Professor Griff jr.
          September 19, 2021 at 7:46 am

          I worship the 5 foot 6 3/4″ basement dwelling man. He’s wicked cool.
          Daddy got a like wicked pissah tee shirt from him, it has funny crusty white spots all over it now, mommy says this is beausevof daddy’s special moments when she’s down at the laundromat working.

          • Professor Griff
            September 19, 2021 at 8:15 am

            Delusional dreams of an unemployed loser. Do you think you will ever have enough money to pay for a real lawyer for your frivolous lawsuits? Getting laughed out of court must suck. But you’re probably used to getting laughed at often. I’m laughing right now!!!

          • pelosi's putrid pissflaps
            September 21, 2021 at 1:43 pm

            small things amuse small minds

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    September 17, 2021 at 10:24 pm

    Casual Observations:

    1) Still taking the Marine over the crack head
    2) He’s not ‘retired’, obviously. He’s separated and most likely code MBK (Service Complete)
    3) Stabbed in the eye. Jesus, just imagine being stabbed in the fucking eye. Fuck.
    4) Compass Tavern is the ‘new’ Water Street. If you’re interested in watching a shit show, just head over to Compass around 2am on a Friday or Saturday night.
    5) I’m not victim blaming, OK I am victim blaming. What in the holy fuck are you doing staying at Compass Tavern until 2am???

  • Charlie Baker
    September 17, 2021 at 9:25 pm

    My office is going to do a full investigation first off all are they vaccinated??? If so let’s see the mandated proof of vaccination cards!! Also where is the social distancing?? I feel like Lt. Governor Karyn Polito is going to be furious after seeing this

  • Applebee's Freeloader
    September 17, 2021 at 6:42 pm

    “Retired” Marine…..how old is this guy again?

  • Girth Brooks
    September 17, 2021 at 6:35 pm

    Not much to go on. I will go with the marine.

  • Pervs
    September 17, 2021 at 6:33 pm

    These degenerate assholes just can’t wait for the opportunity to spew the most demented garbage that their disturbed brains can eek out. And thrilled with the opportunity to post it.

    • Pervs
      September 18, 2021 at 11:58 am

      And they really hate it when being called out on it

  • Ed Augustus
    September 17, 2021 at 6:32 pm

    turtle boy shows his true colors, what a faggot

    • Ed Augustus
      September 18, 2021 at 12:46 am

      oh no I’ve been down voted by the premium golden showers turtle riders. you pathetic mongrels worship this fucking idiot aidan assholio and send him money in his pathetic shakedown schemes to separate you bloated ass fools from your money. eat a bag of severed dicks you fucking losers.

  • Clarence Woods Emerson
    Way to sh*t on servicemembers
    September 17, 2021 at 5:59 pm

    First you go after law enforcement, and now the military?
    You do not even bother to really investigate sh*t, you just pist a video and give your take.
    You are really showing your true colors you sh*thead.

  • most marines are literal faggots
    September 17, 2021 at 5:33 pm

    That video is 9 seconds long, you cant tell shit what happened. Making it sound like you have video of the marine randomly starting a fight and beating on people.

    For all we know the wigger could have been slapping the shit out of the girl for 5 minutes before that video started, and the marine dude stepped in and choked him out in a headlock.

    this is just a retarded drunken scuffle and dude got sliced a little lol.

  • Kimberly Lynn's Inbox
    September 17, 2021 at 5:23 pm

    You should see what I used to go through on a daily basis. I wish someone stabbed my eyes out. That tiny rocket always hitting me right in the face daily. Thank God I never got caught in Jules bed.

  • Unc, This One Should Really…
    September 17, 2021 at 5:13 pm

    ….make you popular around Woo-Town, huh??


  • Van Life Smoking crack cross country hooker hijinx with Hunter Biden.
    September 17, 2021 at 5:10 pm

    Hunter Biden Fucked Beau’s widow Hallie Biden before Beau’s death and then moved in with her, Hunter had sex with her teen daughter Natalie (Hunter’s blood niece). Hallie was disturbed by Hunter fucking her daughter and and brought her concerns to Joe Biden who dismissed her concerns and described her as a trouble maker. Hunter then started fucking Hallie Biden’s married sister Elizabeth Secundy while still living with and fucking Hallie and Natalie. Hunter then moved in with Elizabeth Secundy the married sister. Hunter never forgot his niece Natalie his laptop was full of her nudes and sex pics taken at 14 and 15 years old with Hunter.

    Hunter eventually left Elizabeth Secundy for a young stripper with great boobs, he had a child with the Texas stripper named Lundy Roberts. Lundy had to sue for a paternity test and child support, Hunter told the judge in court he couldn’t afford child support despite his extravagant lifestyle and part in billion dollar deals with China and Moscow. Hunter then left Lundy Roberts to married a South African model named Merlissa Cohen after knowning her only 6 days.

    It’s likely Joe Biden also became intimate with Hallie and Natalie.

  • AJ Baker
    September 17, 2021 at 5:06 pm

    I wanna fuck the blond in the skinny jean Right in her pussy and ass!

  • Jimmy McJimmy
    September 17, 2021 at 5:02 pm

    Sometimes the truth isn’t what we want to hear. This seems lime one of those times. The Vet Was acting up but it still sucks he suffered such a horrific injury, I hope he regains sight in that eye
    The Ratchet is indeed a ratchet. There’s very little to zero redemption to be found in anybody who owns and wears a FBCBH. I hate to see say it but in this particular incident I find this ratchet not guilty. I’m sure he’ll get arrested for something else in the not to distant future and of course he’ll be guilty then but in this case I just sentence him to 30 lashes for carrying a knife.
    I grew up in Adam’s Corner in Dorchester and my father always told me “ carry a knife you’re almost certain to end up in a courtroom eventually, don’t carry a knife you might end up with a black eye or you might win the fight with your fists” I chose the latter. Of course those were different times. Overall a really sad case.

  • Damn good thing I wasn't there
    September 17, 2021 at 4:57 pm

    If any one of them so much as looked at me crossways, they’d all be eating hospital food right now.

    • ^^^Ya, Ok Tough Guy….
      September 17, 2021 at 5:09 pm

      ….hey how bout the turd-cutter on the blonde, though, am I right?!?!?

      • Damn good thing I wasn't there
        September 17, 2021 at 5:21 pm

        Damn straight, she has a great dumper! I would suck a fart out of her ass and beat up any guy who looked at her crossways.

        • Yeah ok tough guy
          September 18, 2021 at 9:36 am

          Yeah, until baby-faced finster comes over and beats the crap out of you and you start crying and running home to mommy.

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