Social Justice Warriors

Macy’s Gives In Soulless Ginger Jamrag Who Demands They Stop Selling This Plate Because Hefalumps Might Get Their Feelings Hurt  

 

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This is Alie Ward.

As you can see, she has no soul and we all know why.

Twitter has given her a blue checkmark, which obviously makes her important because her queefs smell like fresh potpourri. I don’t know who she is, you don’t know who she is, but she has a podcast AND a blue checkmark, which means she possesses the ability to force gigantic corporations to alter the way they do business based on the latest white girl hysteria she’s outraged about.

For instance, the other day she saw a plate for sale on Macy’s website that featured three rings on it – Mom jeans, favorite jeans, and skinny jeans.

It’s obviously just light hearted commentary about portion control, and it’s relatable to women because several episodes of

Sex and The City 

revolved around this topic. Naturally this walking two liter of Fanta had to lose her cotton picking mind over this and demand that Macy’s immediately stop selling these items.

Sure, she could just NOT purchase them herself, shop somewhere else, or even voice her displeasure about the fact that portion control is important if you want to avoid hefalump status. But that’s not enough. She has to demand that everyone else, in all 50 states, must be denied the right to make choices about the kinds of plates they purchase.

So brave.

In a sane world everyone would point and laugh at her because her demands are so ridiculous. But we’re living in a woke world, so the exact opposite happened.

Repeat after me – Twitter is not real life. A small percentage of the population uses this public square, and generally the people who get blue checkmarks and have 38,000 followers are people who only matter in the bubble that is social media. They have no real influence, no one outside of Twitter knows who they are, and the things they advocate for have no real appeal outside of their woke bubble. But the problem is that an army of brainwashed social justice poons have graduated from the colleges that brainwashed them, and have gotten jobs in corporate America (very progressive).

Macy’s forgot the number one rule when dealing with thieves of joy like this though – never, ever, ever apologize. Because no matter what you do, it won’t be enough. They will always want more. Always.

Imagine being such a soulless, first world Ginger jamrag that you would “lose it,” not once, but twice if a private business you have no association with decided to sell an item that people wanted to give them money for. It’s not enough that Macy’s simply agree to stop selling an item she doesn’t like. They must also take a huge loss by destroying the remaining inventory, rather than selling them at Marshall’s where people like me can enjoy the fruits of her woke typhoon and get them for half price.

This is the world these humorless twats want us all to live in:

This is what they find acceptable. Meaningless compliments about how great you are for stuffing your gullet with ribs and transfat.

 

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64 Comment(s)
  • exartist
    July 29, 2019 at 2:54 pm

    Ben Stein (yes, that Ben Stein) use to write for the American Spectator. Hi articles would sometimes lay-out “iron rules” on women, and one of them was the “iron rule of inverse girlishness.” In short, the rule was that the more grown woman masqueraded as a little girl, the more churlish and arrogant she really was. He specifically gave an example of a grown woman sporting a colorful and over sized bow in their hair as being someone you just wanted to avoid.

    Amazing those iron rules haven’t rusted one bit since i read them 25 years ago.

  • JC
    July 28, 2019 at 8:18 pm

    I’m a woman.
    I am considered overweight at 140 pounds.
    I’m also a mom.
    I thought the plate was cute and something I’d purchase. That girl is an idiot!

  • Weight loss goal jeans in my closet
    July 26, 2019 at 3:19 pm

    Jenny craig waist watchers richard simmons and overeaters anonymous all highly recommend replacing plates and glasses with small sizes. They aren’t hating or shaming anyone. They say it because it works to remind you about portion size. They are and have been the authorities on weight loss long as I’ve been alive. Why isn’t she going after them? Because she doesn’t know shit about the struggle to loose weight. People that are trying will take all the reminder plates they can get.

  • Jenny Call Me
    July 26, 2019 at 5:16 am

    It’s been over a week since we’ve seen a feature on Jenny Fernandes. What gives?

    More Jenny Now!

  • Maureen McCarthy
    July 25, 2019 at 4:49 pm

    Born in San Francisco, CA, land of fruits and nuts. That’s all we need to know.

  • Dick Scratcher
    July 25, 2019 at 7:47 am

    Limerick of the day…..

    Alie thought the the words on the platter
    Were for shaming those folk who are fatter
    She was filled with self-hate
    By the words on a plate
    Well, she’s clearly as mad as a hatter

    Dick Scratcher, aged 196lbs of cuddliness

  • She seems unbalanced
    July 25, 2019 at 7:22 am

    How can she look so bat shit crazy in every picture? I mean seriously THOSE EYES say I have bodies buried in my back yard that SMILE says she’d do it again….

    • Charles Rhodes
      July 25, 2019 at 8:17 am

      Those eyes tell me she is a dominatrix and that she is heavy into ass play.

  • Independent Thinker
    July 25, 2019 at 7:04 am

    If you don’t like something, then don’t buy it. Just don’t take that choice away from me, not that I would ever buy something like that, especially from a place like Macy’s.

  • That Girl Was Me
    July 25, 2019 at 3:09 am

    Lock her and that kennedy kid from brookline up in a closet. throw in ayanna pressley’s wigs and time how long it takes them to run out of air.

  • True justice
    July 24, 2019 at 10:45 pm

    People Wonder why Trump won . Allie hates Trump. Enough said. Maga

  • Sorry I’m healthy and it offends you
    July 24, 2019 at 10:31 pm

    check your privilege if you’re eating that maximum portion there are starving people in the world. Also when did it become so cool to be unhealthy? Like watching your weight and food intake is a bad thing… I’m gonna gain weight and eat like a slob for the oppression points cuz that makes you cool

    • Well, No Shit
      July 25, 2019 at 5:49 am

      “Check your privilege.”
      “Oppression points.”

      Methinks you should go suck start a shotgun.

  • MAGA
    July 24, 2019 at 8:57 pm

    Sluts like this is why Trump repealed the Violence Against Women Act.

    • .
      July 24, 2019 at 9:31 pm

      Creampie that pink stink eye.

  • Poor hurt girl
    July 24, 2019 at 7:55 pm

    An article in the Washington Post says sales on the website have tripled! Good thing there are still some folks with a sense of humor. She could have walked right past them…but better to try and become an overnight Twitter sensation! I guess she doesn’t mind the wine glasses that also joke about drinking to excess.

  • Chris the Bus Driver
    July 24, 2019 at 7:43 pm

    That Alie Ward is one piece of ace, I know from experience dude.

    • Two of a kind
      July 24, 2019 at 7:57 pm

      Seems like the kind of gal that would be besties with Jen Royale.

  • Gash Basher
    July 24, 2019 at 6:57 pm

    id love to smash a plate over that gingers face

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    July 24, 2019 at 6:33 pm

    This Knight is older than most Turtle Riders.

    In my day Gingers were called Redheads and they were the cream of the choice pieces of ass. Getting a redhead on the springs was a triumph and proof that God existed.

    Now they seem to be all insane SJWs. What happened?

    Social Media is Cancer

    • Dick Scratcher
      July 25, 2019 at 7:51 am

      Amen, Brother Death.

      My girlfriend is a smouldering curvaceous redhead, and she is awesome.

      Rhonda Fleming would still get it as well, and she’s 95. #SmokingHot

      • Adam Walker
        July 25, 2019 at 9:25 am

        I sent my therapist a Xmas card and ended up in jail.
        I mean my girlfriend!! GIRLFRIEND!!!!

  • Derp
    July 24, 2019 at 5:44 pm

    I’d bounce her multiple times.

  • Maud Flanders
    July 24, 2019 at 4:14 pm

    *Won’t someone think of the children!?!?*
    This is Maude Flanders incarnate.
    Pats on the back for someone who seeks the attention they crave. Outrage everywhere.
    (She does have nice teeth tho. Can’t take that away from her. Could star in a dentine commercial.)

  • Lou P
    July 24, 2019 at 4:04 pm

    I got in touch with Alie Ward (310) directly to let her know (621) what I thought about her issue with this line of plates (6871) and that I would be buying them and thought they were great.

    • Ray Torical
      July 24, 2019 at 4:51 pm

      Are you trying to tell us something?

  • z
    July 24, 2019 at 3:49 pm

    I hope folks realize that Macy’s will lose money.
    Macy’s hasn’t been doing well for years.

    Macy’s isn’t going to break these plates. They’ll just sell them at a loss to someone else who will sell them. I expect them to show up at places like The Christmas Tree Shop, Ocean States Job Lots, Big Lots and online at Woot (Amazon owned) in the future. Amazon sells all kinds of crap that isn’t woke.

    There’s somebody out there who will know the “Controversy” of these plates and will decide to sell them with a “Fuck ’em” attitude if anyone bitches.

    • Price check Isle 4
      July 24, 2019 at 5:33 pm

      Ocean State is the shit. It is a place to save money on paper goods, toiletries, reading glasses, olive oil, herbs and spices, cleaning supplies, coffee, food storage. One can walk in there for one item and leave with many. Do not bad mouth Ocean State.

      • ballin on a budget
        July 24, 2019 at 7:24 pm

        I do love Ocean State but I could go broke in Marden. They have everything

        • z
          July 24, 2019 at 7:42 pm

          Ocean States Job Lots. Where the fucks the Australian White Licorice? I want that mother fucking licorice back! Every time I’m in checkout “Did you find everything you wanted?” No, I want the licorice back.

          For yucks I tried some spicy packaged Korean seaweed. Holy fuck!!!! Spicey. I have no idea how they find this stuff.

          Oh, try the tiny pickles and olives packed in snack bags grown and packaged in Greece.

    • ElJefe72
      July 24, 2019 at 6:27 pm

      Uh oh. You better hope that Alie doesn’t find out about that or she’s gunna lose it!!

  • Old Tom Morris
    July 24, 2019 at 3:20 pm

    I’m partial to the thic MILF in the mom jeans all day long.

    • Joe Biden
      July 24, 2019 at 4:43 pm

      Oh, yes. Yum. Mmmmm.

  • Joe Biden
    July 24, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    Her hair. Mmmmm.

  • Francis Sidebottom
    July 24, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    I hope the civil suit against you uncle turtle turd has a ginger in the jury

    • Francis Totalbottom
      July 24, 2019 at 11:23 pm

      Dearest Francis,
      Fucketh off !
      I hate trolls.
      I hate liberal trolls more.
      I hate faggoty, flaming liberal asshole trolls the most.
      So, in essence……
      I really, really, really hate you.
      Please die.

  • Willie T. Longbone
    July 24, 2019 at 2:38 pm

    She needs a train pulled on her with 50 black dudes.

    By the 48th dude she won’t even have a fucking pulse.

    Hit me up Alie. I can set it up for you.

    Humorless bitches like you need to be fucked to death

  • Hate Women
    July 24, 2019 at 2:15 pm

    A reminder that women, in general, are worthless. This is example #1848439272

    • "Senator"Omar
      July 24, 2019 at 2:23 pm

      Thanks Allah. Praise Allah

    • Dr Girlfriend
      July 25, 2019 at 5:20 pm

      Women are useless you say? Only 50% responsible for the continuation of humanity. But sure, let another dude procreate in your rectum. Surely that’s how anatomy works! The chick blogged about here was clearly a deranged and certainly not representative of women as a whole. If that is in fact your general opinion on the fairer sex, then you’re a worthless chode. If you’ve allowed for useless people of any gender into your life, then you have some accountability as well. Contemplate suicide, pathetic fuck.

  • Turt McGurtz
    July 24, 2019 at 2:13 pm

    If only we could put Alie Ward and Jen Royle in a cage and make them fight to the death.

  • Total Mayhem
    July 24, 2019 at 1:54 pm

    Too bad she didn’t contact me about plate removal.

    I would have agreed to remove them provided I could break them over her head.

    Bring back the draft, let these losers see what it is like to actually work and be accountable.

  • Colonel Angus
    July 24, 2019 at 1:45 pm

    Hahahaha! Why did anyone, or any corporation, take this basic-bitch, Lululemon-brand Ariel wannabe with sanpaku eyes seriously? Shoot, you might as well throw out established science about portion control, weight loss, and even willpower if you allow this kind of nonsense.

    Folks, THIS is the tip of the spear of people who want to lead society back into a dark age. A new Inquisition, or a Committee for Public Safety that wants to drag you all into the same abyss. One where science, logic, and even sanity have no place. Just kneejerk, frothy-mouthed fanaticism.

  • Typical
    July 24, 2019 at 1:36 pm

    She got her following by having a drink recipe published on a website called “this is why you’re fat.” Not even joking.

    • Dick Scratcher
      July 25, 2019 at 8:19 am

      Ah, yes. The McNuggetini.

      Ultimate proof that this mad-eyed cow is an utter hypocrite of the highest order.

      What. A. Cunt.

  • Judge dread
    July 24, 2019 at 1:35 pm

    Wow she doesn’t have I’m a crazy bitch eyes whatsoever.

    • Judge dread
      July 24, 2019 at 2:04 pm

      If someone held a gun to my head and said “you’re going Date this woman” I would tell them to go fuck themselves and suffer the fate.

      • Evil Suit
        July 24, 2019 at 2:07 pm

        You’re gayer than AIDS if you wouldn’t fuck her.

        • Judge dread
          July 24, 2019 at 2:11 pm

          It’s called high five HIV there buddy. Get your STDs straight dick shine.

          • Evil Suit
            July 24, 2019 at 3:49 pm

            You bugchasers have a language all of your own.

          • Y
            July 24, 2019 at 4:03 pm

            AKA, Henry The Fourth (HIV)

  • bigdaddy
    July 24, 2019 at 1:23 pm

    the new plate has 3 rings – junkie , hefalump, lardvark Is that better

    • The Name Game
      July 24, 2019 at 1:44 pm

      How about a full set, including Bangladesh Becky, Fupasloth, and Methapotamus?

      Shame on Macy’s. Overpriced shit anyway, but now I’ll NEVER go there. They don’t care. But It’s sad for them to give in to a two-bit bitch of an @allieward .

      When will it ever end?

      • bigdaddy
        July 24, 2019 at 2:33 pm

        good call I forgot the fupasloth line

  • Animals Belong Behind Bars
    July 24, 2019 at 1:22 pm

    The NYPD got the filthy ape who threw buckets and asssulted officers. Courtney “killer court” Thmpson age 28 s monkey crips member with over 20 arrest. One was for armed robbery in 2015.
    19 of his crimes are sealed. Turtleboy needs to follow up on this to see why this animal who was on probation was allowed to be on the street and more importantly how this animal was allowed to have 19 of his arrests sealed.

  • Massholio
    July 24, 2019 at 1:21 pm

    Wait until the Macy’s parade. She’ll think the balloons are mocking fat people. Also doesn’t she realize she put a few Chinese factory workers out of work?

  • Old Tom Morris
    July 24, 2019 at 1:15 pm

    Would.

  • Chief Libtard Hunter
    July 24, 2019 at 1:03 pm

    Fire Crotch mad
    No wantum plate
    Macy’s give in
    Fire Crotch still mad

  • Y
    July 24, 2019 at 12:58 pm

    The SJWs, mostly journalists, are now going after Forever21 because they released a pair of boxers that say “Fake News.”
    Lucas also nails the Macy plates debacle.

    • z
      July 24, 2019 at 3:40 pm

      Watched him this morning

  • Penny Purebottom
    July 24, 2019 at 12:46 pm

    OMG I’m like so happy you are writing about this cuz I was like more people should be talking about this not just women because you it’s important and especially now when it’s beach season and my friend was like let’s go hang out at the lake and try and get a free jet ski ride and I was so like I don’t have anything to wear so it’s like a good thing I guess that you’re writing about this. People need to know!

  • uncle randy
    July 24, 2019 at 12:42 pm

    I’d put it in her butt

    • Pictures Of The Jockies Who Were There Before Me butt Saturday Night Makes It Allright
      July 24, 2019 at 1:24 pm

      Many have.

  • F*U
    July 24, 2019 at 12:36 pm

    Shut up. Just shut up. So much misery in the world and this heart shaped crotch finds this to lance at? Shut up. Just shut the fuck up.

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