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Madame Strokahontas Faces Her Brothel Knob-Squad In Court This Week On Charges Of Prostitution, Sex Trafficking And Wire-Tapping

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Lori Ann Barron (AKA “Nina Johnson”) owner of “The Day Spa For Gentlemen” has been walking free for the last 4 years after her initial arraignment for sex trafficking and prostitution charges. In 2013 Lori was arrested after an employee contacted the Lawrence PD claiming that Lori had assaulted her at the “spa” which prompted a scandalous, drawn out investigation:

Evidently Lori doesn’t fuck around when it comes to making money. If a “gentleman” wants to spank you (or wants YOU to warm his middle-aged, pasty white assflaps) you get down to it. Otherwise you’ll get pimp-slapped up and down Broadway by Lady Marma-lard and she’s not afraid to scuff up her French manicure.

It seems baby bone-buffer was under the impression that turning tricks at a massage parlor was a union job:


Lori is no stranger to getting bagged for offering rub & tug services. She’s already been through the court system in New Hampshire when her previous business was busted in “Operation Bunny Ranch” back in 2011.

You get that? No jail time and less than $400 in fines. Not allowed to do business in Salem? No big deal! Just hop over the state line and set up shop in Lawrence, the city known for throwing morals into the fuck-it bucket. Nothing screams class like opening a poon-parlor upstairs from a check-cashing hot spot in one of the worst neighborhoods in Lawtown BUT Johns being able to cash their checks AND get their pork-snorkel serviced next door is pretty convenient, one-stop shopping.


(And people say the city of Lawrence is no longer the land of opportunity…)

After her payroll peen-queen ratted her out, Lori had the fuzz knocking at her door and even though the cops didn’t have an actual warrant, Lori and her (then) husband signed consent forms, allowing officers to search her home, business and vehicle. They confiscated cell phones, computers, business records and envelopes of cash.

Lori’s home at 20 Riversedge Drive in Salem, NH:

A client list has never been released but ex-workers claim there were thousands of men on the roster including local school teachers, fire fighters, police officers, court employees and a city councilman. The girls also say that Barron asked each John for I.D. and had a security goon take down the license plate numbers of visiting customers.

What a cunning, blackmailing land-beast. I guess after getting caught the first time around she figured that extortion was the best way to keep everyone’s legs open and mouths shut.

Unfortunately for Lori these ho’s aint loyal and once subpoenaed to testify their jaws were flapping in the breeze and they threw her right under the bus:


Even her OG lawyer, Thomas Torrisi, ended up being investigated after employees claimed he was a customer of Lori’s. One of the ex-employees said she performed a sex act on Torrisi and recognized him as an umpire from when she used to play softball.


Torrisi denies everything. He did, however, oversee a payoff of the employee who filed the original assault charges against Lori.:

What can make a buttnoodle recant her claims of assault over dirty money? ……..Dirty money.

Lori and her current attorney claim that she is innocent and chose not to accept a last-chance plea deal in March, opting to take the trial to jury. They state that Lori is the real victim and that she was “paralyzed with fear” when the girls started dick-jockeying for extra cash because it would prevent her from having financial independence from her husband. She recorded the girls for her own protection because she was scared. Awww.. We should feel bad for Lori.


Lori was married to her ex-husband for 20 years. 20! They have two children together, one of which Lori filed a restraining order against when this blew up. Her reasoning was that her daughter and mother-in-law (who lives directly next door) were harassing visitors to Lori’s home and using the automatic garage door opener in an attempt to break in.

(How much do you think it sucks to live next door to your mother in law after you were blowing dudes on the side and cheating on your husband for money? OUCH)

Anyway, why was there a sudden need for “financial independence” from a man she spent half her lifetime with? If she were truly innocent don’t you think that her husband and children of all people would stand by her? Do you really expect anyone with an ounce of common sense to believe that these girls formed some sort of Jezebel mutiny and commandeered her fine establishment? Does she think that everyone forgot that she’s already done this once before AND that Torrisi was her Lawyer back then too? Her business name is THE DAY SPA FOR GENTLEMEN for Christ’s sake. She wasn’t even trying to disguise the fact that some shady fuckery was going down. Last time I checked, advertising girls on Backpage and toting around wads of cash doesn’t exactly reflect normal (or legal) business practices.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not handing these girls the victim card either. You aren’t forced to stay at a job after you find out that “receptionist” means “prostitute” and this crazy broad wouldn’t have had any evidence to use against these chicks if they weren’t banging dudes for money in the first place. If you don’t want to be blackmailed for prostitution, don’t sell your clamtrap to pay your rent.

Lori is taking a huge gamble by having her case go to trial by jury. If convicted she’s looking at 20 years for each charge. She strolled into court this week with a new look, ditching her blonde hair and heels for a crappy pants suit and crocs (footwear that should be considered a crime all on their own.)

Good luck, chucklefuck.



10 Comment(s)
  • on it's back
    June 19, 2017 at 1:17 pm

    That just goes to show you fucking…pimping ain’t easy!!!!!l!
    Go getim Lorie.

  • Wabbitt
    June 17, 2017 at 3:38 pm

    Just legalize prostitution already. Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. So why isn’t selling fucking legal?

  • Sexual Chocolate
    June 16, 2017 at 1:02 pm

    I’d take my BBC and stuff it in her can

    • turtleboy
      June 19, 2017 at 5:52 pm

      I’ll bet she’d like it! An extra bonus would be getting her husband to watch while he whacks himself off.

  • Stunt Penis
    June 16, 2017 at 11:11 am

    Just legalize prostitution and get over it already. Everyone knows all sex is just a transaction anyway, if people are honest with themselves (and others) about it. Whether you buy dinner and a movie, or just pay a prostitute, it still ends up costing you time and money. At least with the latter, you know what you’re getting… in the case of the former, it may take you 1, 2, maybe 5 “dates” before you score. Women are the gatekeepers to sex, they’ll always have that “commodity” to sell, and there will always be demand for it. Keeping it illegal simply creates scenarios like this where predators can victimize women into sex trades.

  • Alex Zer's Butthurt
    June 16, 2017 at 9:29 am

    Much like my butthurt over Turtleboy doubles every day.

    • A
      June 16, 2017 at 10:08 am

      What a weirdo to post that avatar. Turtleboy needs to ban things like that.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    June 16, 2017 at 7:20 am

    Sounds like she watched too much of the client list. But she is def not jennifer love Hewitt!

  • Big Raymond
    June 16, 2017 at 5:29 am

    That’s a man baby! Good God, I wouldn’t shake hands with that Sasquatch.

    • Slug
      June 16, 2017 at 11:11 am

      The wig and glasses though? Who is she trying to fool with a plastic brown wig and those non prescription reading glasses?

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