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Magical SJW Blocks “Traffic” In Great Barrington For Terrence Crutcher, Demands To Go To Jail, Changes Mind When She Gets Scared Because Her White Privilege Didn’t Protect Her

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This might be one of the funniest and very real stories we’ve read in a while. Of all the hippie protesters out there, Jennifer VanSant from the small town of Great Barrington might be the most ridiculous:

Her heart racing, she knew what she had to do. It was Monday night (September 20) and Jennifer VanSant had just watched a video of Tulsa, Oklahoma police killing an unarmed black man, Terrence Crutcher, then leaving him there on the road to die. She went out to the shed. She got an old poster board and some ceiling paint. She needed to sleep, so she got up early Tuesday and made a sign while the rest of the Berkshires still slept, ate breakfast, or went about their usual routine.


Heart still racing, she knew what she would do.

“I almost talked myself out of it so many times,” she said.


Southbound in downtown Great Barrington, she stopped her car, put on her flashers. She sent a group text to her family about her “symbolic” stop: “I’m really scared, but I’d be a lot more scared if I was black.”

But she is a woman.

“Get the fuck out of the road you stupid bitch,” is the first thing she hears from another driver, who makes a dangerously close turn as she settles in.

“Racism and sexism go hand in hand,” she tells me. “I was nervous but not surprised.”

It was the only bit of unpleasantness in 20 minutes. Many drivers honked and waved in support. Along came Officer Jonathan Finnerty from the Great Barrington Police Department. He asked VanSant how she was doing. “Then he asked me what I was doing.”

He explained that she couldn’t protest in the street, but VanSant held her ground, and tearing up, said she wouldn’t move. She explained why she was there.

“I’m with you, but I can’t let you protest in the street,” Finnerty reportedly said.

“You have a chance to stand with me,” she told him.

She said he was “very kind and very supportive of my efforts,” but told her he would have to arrest her for disorderly conduct if she didn’t move to the corner, and relocate her car. VanSant described her feelings at that moment. “As uncomfortable as I feel, Terence Crutcher’s family is going to feel this way for the rest of their lives.”

“You’re under arrest you need to stand up.”

She held tight to her chair. “You’re going to need backup because I’m heavier than I look.”

Finnerty smiled. Backup came. Now there would also be a “resisting arrest” charge.

“I had to be at work at 10, I only had an hour and wanted hundreds of people to see the sign and a white person holding it. Then I looked at him and I couldn’t ask this young guy to drag me down to the police station.”

He and Sergeant Adam Carlotto helped her set up her chair and sign on the corner, and she moved her car.

“I caved. I’m the worst protester in the world. I was pretty sure that my white privilege would protect me, but I was really scared because the world feels really out of control and crazy. I know Americans of color live with that on daily basis. I got to feel that feeling of, ‘I don’t know what’s going to happen today’.”


What a magnificent creature this SJW is:


A true American hero right here. Fixing racism one Berkshire blockade a time. Sure, about 7,000 people live in Great Barrington which makes it half the size of Oxford, but that doesn’t mean this protest wasn’t one of the most meaningful protests in American history. This comment right here might go down as one of the great quotes in civil rights history:

“I was pretty sure that my white privilege would protect me, but I was really scared because the world feels really out of control and crazy.”

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! She blocked “traffic” on a street with multiple lanes in a town that’s smaller than Rutland. That’s pretty dangerous stuff right there. Few people make it out of that alive. She naively thought her white privilege would protect her from the dangers of a friendly police officer kindly asking her to protest on the sidewalk, but boy was she wrong!!! Scary stuff!!! People were honking at her, and saying all sorts of MEAN THINGS!!!

This was my favorite part:

“I caved. I’m the worst protester in the world.”

It’s funny because a minute before that she was a modern day Rosa Parks:

“You’re going to need backup because I’m heavier than I look.”

Then she was like, nah, “I like black people and all, but I’m not trying to have a minor infraction on my record for them.” It’s OK, few people can overcome the horror of having people honk at them in Great Barrington.

The best part is all the morons calling her brave:


Good God, look at all these hilarious white people. They all really think they’re experts on the African-American experience because they read about it once on Twitter. I guess when you go out of your way to live in a town with almost no black people the only way you can learn about people who look differently than you do is by reading the Huffington Post.

Speaking of, we went on Jennifer VanStan’s Facebook page to see if she actually knows or associates with anyone who looks differently than her. But it turns out it’s just a bunch of white people. But it’s cool because she found a cardboard cutout of a black chick to pose for a photo with:


That counts, right?

So it turns out this woman is from one of the wealthiest families in town. She runs a local shop called “Going Gnome.” They sell cheap gnomes that no one wants, because that’s the kind of business you can afford to go into when you’re a lucky sperm from Berkshire County.

She’s a real social justice warrior too. When dumb white people tell her to get out of the way because they’re trying to go somewhere, she reminds them that it’s selfish to want to get places because some guy in Tulsa got shot by the cops:


And the only way to fix it is if a white hippie in the middle of nowhere blocks the 100 other people who tried to use that road that day.

And don’t you dare try to bring up the statistical fact that black people kill black people at an alarmingly hire rate than white police officers do, because that’s racist!!


“The worst enemy of black people is white people.”  That might be the whitest thing I’ve ever heard. White people never run out of stupid and hilarious things to say. Like this:


This is a woman who started waking up two years ago (after she realized that black lives matter) and hated what she saw because she is part of a “shameful group in the United States”:


Can’t make this stuff up.

The best part about this is that the killing of Terrence Crutcher is the very definition of justice. Officer Betty Shelby shot him. After watching the tape the district attorney in Tulsa determined that there was probable cause for an arrest and she was charged with manslaughter, proving that even cops are not above the law. She will receive a fair trial and by judged by a jury of and Terrence Crutcher’s peers. If there is enough evidence to convict her of manslaughter than she will be found guilty and sentenced appropriately. If the state does not provide enough evidence beyond a reasonable doubt than a jury will find him not guilty. Either way justice will be served. The same justice that idiots like this pretend doesn’t exist in this country. But it does. They’re just looking for a reason to protest and give themselves SJW points in the meantime.


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18 Comment(s)
  • Tony LaBrasca
    June 26, 2017 at 9:34 pm

    You, turtle boy, are a coward and a buffoon. You think there is justice because a police officer was indicted? You know nothing about the American justice system.

    Stay in your mom’s basement.

  • Natasha
    June 26, 2017 at 9:38 am

    So nice the writer of this article is able to make a living through cyber bullying. Here’s what I see a compassionate person who wants a better more just world, and a disgusting coward who sits behind a fake name spreading hatred and judgement on the internet……..disgusting

  • to the Writer
    September 25, 2016 at 7:17 pm

    I have to say that the writers of this article are some of the most retarded I have ever heard of, I mean basically all the facts are wrong, It’s full of bias and it’s clear that the writer is a racist and sexist bigot who doesn’t have a life so he/she post articles on the dumbest site that no-one even reads for information, they read it to see how idiotic the writers are. And I’m sorry for writing such a long comment and that has words you don’t understand and I would be impressed if you could read it all.

    • PG
      September 26, 2016 at 10:11 am

      Go eat a bag of dicks

      • HPV is no good
        September 26, 2016 at 10:24 am

        Blistered dicks*

      • Rex Ransom
        September 26, 2016 at 10:57 am

        Lol…someone is an OandA fan.

  • Steven Stoverr
    September 25, 2016 at 7:07 pm

    I think she is partly correct. To quote her. “The worst enemy of black people is white people.” If she wrote this instead she would have been 100% right. The worst enemy of black people is Democrats and The Great Society. Take any inner city run by Democrats. Crime is rampant. Decay everywhere. Joblessness. Gangs. Guns. No future. The cause is generational welfare introduced by LBJ and continues to this day. It has done to black and poor people what slavery, Jim Crow, KKK, and even crack couldn’t do. Keep them on the dependency of Democrats aka the Modern Plantation. And for the Democrats its a win win. They have generational voters and their voters believe that their masters are their answer.

  • Reddog
    September 25, 2016 at 2:11 pm

    i have no comment.

  • Sjw-iamnot
    September 25, 2016 at 10:47 am

    Remember that one time tou proved that police are rational people……ooops

  • Independent Thinker
    September 25, 2016 at 7:28 am

    When you intentionally block traffic, you are preventing people from going to work (to pay their bills). You are also preventing people from getting to appointments on-time, and you are also preventing emergency vehicles from getting to their destination in order to save someone’s life.

    What we need is to have a few of them get run over.

  • Stu Pidazzo
    September 25, 2016 at 7:23 am

    The way to make these types of protests go away is for the media to not cover it- like how TV will not broadcast the idiot who jumps on the field during a ball game. I know- wishful thinking!
    What the SJW crowd doesn’t want to hear is that the vast majority of people have nothing to do with the issue they are protesting and just want to go to their shitty job, so they can pay their mortgage, and take their kids to soccer practice. We don’t have the luxury of bagging on our trinket shop- that’s loss of a days wages, maybe termination for not showing up. But VanSant will pay our bills for us, right?

  • HeWhoShallNotBeNamed
    September 25, 2016 at 5:49 am

    Great Barrington, home to hippiedome, like Arlo Guthrie and Simon’s Rock college.

    I went to high school with Jennifer’s younger sister Melissa (to the left of the black cardboard cutout). She was an absolute smoke in High School… was…

    And in the bottom picture, the “despicable” Laura Keefner is the wife of a Firefighter , and has spent dozens upon dozens of hours doing work to help the local fire fighters get relief at large fires in town. Seems like Laura is a better person than Jennifer SJW VanSant….

    But what do I know… I left there many years ago and haven’t looked back…

  • Brandon Marcel
    September 25, 2016 at 2:01 am

    Being the utter lowlife I am, I took the time to subscribe to the Berkshire Gazette and her “fanpage” (I kid you not) to let all the other people paying homage to this hero that I felt the same way. My Pops landed in an engineless glider behind enemey lines at Normandy beach with the 82nd. As a medic he was hit with grenade shrapnel and shot 2x helping his brothers in arms. Well… he has been humbled by the actions of this over fed virtue signaling loon with her lawn chair, Volvo, Starbucks latte and lack of facts or empirical data. This gal has moxy!!! Ok, I am actually breaking out in douche chills as I type this

  • GFY
    September 25, 2016 at 12:05 am

    Awful lotta honkies in here….lol, how many black people live in Great Barrington, 12? And they probably own some organic soap shop or some shit and they’re doing pretty well. She also looks like one of those “lesbians” that are just too ugly for any man to put their dick in.

    • GMAB
      September 26, 2016 at 11:28 pm

      Die GFY die.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    September 24, 2016 at 11:13 pm

    The worst enemies of black people are black people. Go to Chicago for a weekend during hot weather, that should open her eyes.

    • Rusty
      September 25, 2016 at 12:07 am

      Shhhhh, stating facts is racist

  • Fart Man
    September 24, 2016 at 11:02 pm

    F’ing idiot LOL lay on the horn until she moves.. probably wouldn’t take long at 100 dB in her ear for a couple minutes.

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