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Maine Governor Leaves Legendary Voicemail Challenging State Rep To A Duel For Calling Him Racist, Also Calls Him A Socialist C*** Sucker

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SourceMaine Gov. Paul LePage (R) on Thursday left an angry, profanity-laced voicemail for a state lawmaker, accusing the Democrat of calling him a racist. In the voicemail obtained by the Portland Press Herald, LePage challenged Drew Gattine to “prove” that he is a racist and dared him to “record this and make this public.”

“Mr. Gattine, this is Gov. Paul Richard LePage,” the governor said in the audio. “I would like to talk to you about your comments about my being a racist, you c— sucker. I want to talk to you. I want you to prove that I’m a racist. I’ve spent my life helping black people, and you little son of a b—-, socialist c— sucker. You — I need you to — just friggin’. I want you to record this and make it public because I am after you. Thank you.”

In an interview after the voicemail was made public, LePage told the Press Herald he wished “it were 1825” so they could have a duel. “That’s how angry I am,” he said.

“I would not put my gun in the air, I guarantee you, I would not be [Alexander] Hamilton. I would point it right between his eyes, because he is a snot-nosed little runt and he has not done a damn thing since he’s been in this Legislature to help move the state forward,” he said.

Gattine has denied calling the governor a racist.

What. A. Badass. If you wanna make a name for yourself by calling the governor a racist, you should 100% be ready to duel. That’s what is wrong with American politics right now. We got rid of duels. I mean, just look at this little poonstachio:


I’m sorry, but you can only be called names by a middle aged man with hair like that for so long before you have to take a stand. The lack of duels is destroying America. No one is afraid to get shot anymore so we’ve got a bunch of politicians who think they can throw around wild accusations and call other people racist with zero consequences. Well, those days are over in the great state of Maine!!


But seriously, is this real life? This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen an elected official do. How did this guy ever get elected governor of Maine? Aren’t they a solid blue state? Isn’t this like, “hate speech” times a billion? For the record this is NOT homophobic as I’m sure many social justice warriors have already declared it to be. Calling someone a socialist cock sucker does not mean that they actually enjoy servicing felatio. If Drew Gattine were gay he probably wouldn’t called him a vagina licker. This is just the ranting of a man who clearly represents millions of non-racist people who aren’t gonna stand there and be called “racist” or “bigoted” by some shitstain white boy puke artist politician with long flowing hair who calls other white people racist so he can score SJW points and prove that he’s one of the good ones.

More of this please.


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56 Comment(s)
  • mr butthurt
    August 28, 2016 at 8:52 am

    Kevin Lynch – Loser in life.

  • Kevin Lynch
    August 27, 2016 at 10:25 pm

    Matt has got his panties all in a bunch so he went out for a few with his lover Brett. Brett has been messaging me crying a fucking river.

    Everything is all twisted now as Brett has Matty on his knees taking it for the team. Usually Matty is the one usually fucking , pulling Bretts long hair as Brett bites on Margaret’s leather tits breaking teeth.

  • Kevin Lynch
    August 27, 2016 at 10:18 pm

    I will allow you to post a story at midnight,alright? Fucking cry baby. Have the whining whabbit give you his panties so you can wipe those tears. You are a big girl Brett, pull it together.

    • Wabbitt
      August 28, 2016 at 10:52 am

      As usual, Kevin is up all night commenting because he doesn’t have anything important to do in the morning. Like go to work. Or, being the big progressive humanitarian he is – do volunteer work.

  • Turtleboy Customer Service
    August 27, 2016 at 8:52 pm

    Ok Kevin Lynch lets get one thing straight. #1 this all started with you and your Bi-Polar rant about receiving a letter to shovel your sidewalk which we ALL understand is too much to ask you to do! #2 When someone doesn’t like your response and responds what do you do? You post pictures of his son and girlfriend on a Facebook page he is not a part of to further your own agenda. Once he finds out he gives you TWO options either take down the post of deal with real life concequesnces. You wisely take down the pics. You blam everyone for your short comings in life, you accuse everyone of threatening you and you family including this Neice that NOONE CARES ABOUT. NO ONE threatens to rape or do anything to her but you think this is what it comes to. Be glad that you MOM, DAD, and Dave are the 3 people who care about you because they have to. Other than that NO ONE cares about you. You make yourself look like the greatest ASSHAT in the world. You were better off no responding to a word ANYONE had to say about you. If you spent 1/10000000000 of the anonymous of time shoveling you stairs, walkway, and sidewalk as you did TURTLEBOY SPORTS than you would NEVER Recieve a snow shovel notice fm the City of Fitchburg EVER. You say you are got to move to Worcester. Let us ALL know when you move out of Mommy’s basement and where you plann to move to in the city so we can plan a protest its of your shithole section8 apartment!

    • Kevin Lynch
      August 27, 2016 at 10:14 pm

      Matty Mo aka Brett Killoran. Both of your personalities are filthy disrespectful pos garbage mouth pussy ass punk bitches.


      • Happy
        August 27, 2016 at 10:25 pm

        WTF Kevin every single post that had comments on it is gone. Why?Because you reported it. There are no pictures of your niece anywhere. How do I know that? I searched every single story on all the FB pages and there is nada, zip, nothing there. So shut your fucking mouth and grow the fuck up. It’s no wonder no one likes you.

  • Kevin Lynch's Malware
    August 27, 2016 at 2:17 am

    Lynchie, post these comments. People have been asking for months to prove these accusations, why won’t you do it? You are NOT credible. It’s OK though, when I crash your computer you can just use your state money to buy another one.

    • Wabbitt
      August 27, 2016 at 11:16 am

      Kevin acts like he knows so much about the law, but he doesn’t seem to realize that the burden of proof is on the accuser.

  • Kevin Lynch
    August 27, 2016 at 1:49 am

    And another thing. To the whack job that has been stalking me daily for years on topix to here, get help already.

    You should have written a story on this whack job who actually works for social services God help us. Her grand daughter was taken away and never given back from the age of two months as they found the baby with broken ribs, bruising all over and around drug use such as crack.

    This woman ran the love shack in Gardner mass where the common question is ” if you get divorced are you still cousins.” Capital city for sex offenders. Half of which were hired as correctional officers because they chose Gardner to build a prison.

    This woman would spend ALL her daughters ssi and child support on courting gay men trying to turn them straight. Then she finally met a straight guy until she found out he raped his brother when they were kids.

    Phyco whench from burning hell but she will fit right in with you people. She taught her daughter to take out restraining orders as she did on her babies father who was firefighter in training two days before Xmas blocking him from seeing his boy. So he took his own life on Xmas in distress and this whack job acts like she is now part of the firefighter brother hood.

    I cannot believe that I don’t drink or drug anymore afyer seeing these whack jobs in motion.

    It didn’t stop there as she got caught claiming someone else’s two children on her taxes while these kids were staying at her neighbors house. She thought I turned her in for years until she finally figured out it was her neighbor who this whench was trying to steal money from .

    • Kevin Lynch
      August 27, 2016 at 3:25 am

      One time, I was trying to take out restraining orders against half the people in Fitchburg. One of them was against my neighbor, after I got offended that she drove down the street were she lived. That plan didn’t work out well so Dave and I spend all our time making up stories about people and posting them on Topix and FB. Then if people protest this kind of slander, we get their Face Book pages shut down with claims of racism. Now we’re real popular everywhere!

  • Kevin Lynch
    August 27, 2016 at 1:36 am

    A bunch of loosers and whack jobs is what you all are. Backing the editor of this site for posting pictures of a 15 yr old girl and talking about having sex with her.

    Most of you are obsessed with police like the cop who got killed on the highway. I see the connection as that cop when he WAS 21 HE DATED AND HAD A KID WITH A 16 YR OLD.

    Sick pos out here. Many of you out here would probably dig him up to get a last sniff of his balls. Sick ass people.

  • DJ Tar Baby
    August 26, 2016 at 8:54 pm

    Shake that ass and show me what you got!

  • DJ Tar Baby
    August 26, 2016 at 8:51 pm

    Put your hands in the air like you just don’t care!

  • DJ Tar Baby
    August 26, 2016 at 8:42 pm

    Anybody looking for a DJ to play at their wedding next month?

  • Toby
    August 26, 2016 at 8:31 pm

    Wow Kevin! You have just as much haters here as was on the Facebook pages. The only difference here is you can’t report the comments and have them removed. Hahahahaha!

  • J Beezy
    August 26, 2016 at 6:59 pm

    The governor of Maine is my hero, I wish he had run for president! People get mad at him because he speaks the truth without sugar coating it.

  • Wwy
    August 26, 2016 at 5:17 pm

    Kevin can you go to city hall to change your last name,Lynch is quite racist and ruins all your race rants. To lynch is

  • Wwy
    August 26, 2016 at 4:51 pm

    Someone call the PADDY wagon and give Kevin a Lithuanian stray jacket. This fucking guy needs help 1. If your worried about rapist why are you voting for the wife of one,maybe it’s Anthony wiener,liberal communists are funny.

  • Kevin Lynch
    August 26, 2016 at 4:39 pm

    Fuck all you freaks who thinks it is ok for Turtleboy Matty Pervier to post pictures of my 15 yr old niece and talk about doing sexual acts with her. I am getting sick.

    Take the pictures down now.

    • Turd Burglestein
      August 26, 2016 at 4:52 pm

      Yeah…the only person who’s allowed to perform sexual acts on kevin lynch’s 15 yo niece is kevin.

      • Jack Mehoff
        August 26, 2016 at 5:33 pm

        Yes. Kevin’s overriding principle in life is that vice is nice but incest is best.

    • Jay
      August 26, 2016 at 8:07 pm

      Kevin, the fact that you’re even able to be with children is very concerning. You’re a bad influence with horrible anger issues and I think any child near you is in danger. These lunatic comments show you’re not mentally calm enough to be around kids, and we certainly don’t need kids to grow up and be like you.

  • Kevin Lynch
    August 26, 2016 at 4:36 pm







    • Wabbitt
      August 26, 2016 at 5:54 pm

      Caps lock is cruise control for cool.

      Also, where are the supposed pictures? Is your neice the fupa-tastic piece of white trash who stole that wallet in Springfield? Because I see the family resemblance.

      • Lola Bunny
        August 26, 2016 at 10:59 pm

        So nice to have wabbit back again! I’ve missed you’re common sense, your wit, and of course (most of all) your insults.

        • Wabbitt
          August 26, 2016 at 11:34 pm

          I’m always lurking around, I just don’t always have time to plow through the assorted nonsensical bullshit in the comments to leave any of my own.

          • Eric Trump
            August 29, 2016 at 1:57 pm

            “Always lurking around,” wabbit? Can’t you just get a job and stop living off the rest of us?

    • Kevin Lynch
      August 26, 2016 at 7:42 pm

      One time I was trying to get custody of a child. I told the judge that I was a Viet Nam veteran and was running for Mayor in Fitchburg. Things went along pretty good until I told the judge that I was killed in Viet Nam and reincarnated. Then the judge looked at my criminal record and saw that I was convicted of murder and the jig was up.

      • juror seven
        August 26, 2016 at 8:06 pm

        The jig was up. Isn’t that a racist term?

    • Waaaahmbulance!
      August 26, 2016 at 8:10 pm

      Did someone place a call about a murderer needing assistance with his feelings?

      Hop on in. Can’t bring the golf club with you, sir. One family member only and your heavy set mom is placing a burden on the shocks.

    • PG
      August 27, 2016 at 12:55 am

      If you say pretty please with sugar and a cherry on top about a hundred more times, he might take you seriously and listen to you. Oh wait, no he won’t. Because you’re a convicted murderer. And when you get pissed off it’s really, really funny.

    • reddog
      August 27, 2016 at 2:42 pm

      Kevin,do tou think your niece appreciates how you keep dragging her name through the mud? Seriously dude,leave her out of your delusion.

  • Dissatisfied reader
    August 26, 2016 at 4:35 pm

    Wow this blog has really gone to trash. Judging people by their appearance without giving any attention to the facts?

    Why don’t you head over to Maine Turtleboy

    • Jay
      August 26, 2016 at 8:04 pm

      You’re just angry because Turtleboy made fun of your haircut

  • AJ
    August 26, 2016 at 3:54 pm

    There’s definitely 1 constant at TBS that everyone would agree on- 1 screaming asshole that writes a novel in the comment section, and the novel has nothing to do with the topic of discussion. All you have to do is see his name, and you know the post is loaded with garbage, and accompanied by 7 more lengthy, but empty posts.

    Give it a rest Lynch……..

    • Kevin Lynch
      August 26, 2016 at 4:48 pm

      I am rested. I stay up all night on rants, get up in the early afternoon and Dave and I ride around looking for more checks and free stuff.

      • AJ
        August 26, 2016 at 10:12 pm

        Lynch—- get a life. Better yet, you’re incapable of it. You’re a convicted murderer. Murderer is not synonymous with tough guy or bad ass. Crashing someone in the back of the head with a golf club doesn’t make you tough, just a coward and pile of steaming dog shit.

        Safe to say you spent your days on the state’s dime locked away because you wouldn’t stand a chance in the mix with other prisoners.

        Do everyone a favor and find a way to split your own head with a golf club and bleed out.

    • Wabbitt
      August 26, 2016 at 5:51 pm

      Oh, I thought you were going to say Bob.

      Yeah I guess Kevin fits that description, too.

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        August 26, 2016 at 6:08 pm

        Wow. You can hate me all you want, that’s okay with me. However, I swear on my life I too thought it was going to say Bob.

        • Wabbitt
          August 26, 2016 at 6:42 pm

          And now queue Bob saying that every comment on this post is Feisty using a different name.

          • The Philistine
            August 27, 2016 at 1:47 pm

            What stopped their little on-line honeymoon?

            Granted, the posts were still garbage, and destroyed any thread they touched, but it used to be infatuated with one another.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            August 27, 2016 at 10:43 pm

            Don’t say it three times Wabbit, he will pop out of nowhere… We will never be safe.

            The Philistine. I was nice to Bob for a little while because I felt bad for him. Then I realized he’s a nut job and stood away and ignored his stalking from may to July. Eventually anyone would get tired after a while.

            Show me ONE time that I ever flirted with Bob or anyone here. Don’t paint a picture that isn’t true. I would rather die slowly in a house fire than be flirty with Bob.

            Enough of this Bob shit already. People complained about it, so I did my best to ignore him. He stops stalking me because I ass raped his online life. He then stops posting, and that’s all people can talk about.

            Pick your poison. As far as I’m concerned, I got rid of an asshole who didn’t shut the fuck up and lied a lot.

  • Paul
    August 26, 2016 at 2:59 pm

    The hell with trump, i want this guy as next president

    • Reddog
      August 27, 2016 at 1:31 am

      Yea,and Rob Ford for Vice President.
      Oh yea,I forgot.

  • Cocksucker Kevin
    August 26, 2016 at 2:56 pm

    Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! Need your bottle KevyWevy? Don’t worry, daddy will be home soon to feed you some cock

  • Independent Thinker
    August 26, 2016 at 2:53 pm

    There’s a lot more to the story. They are calling him a racist because he said that most of the drugs coming into Maine are being brought in by blacks and hispanics from Waterbury, Brooklyn, and the Bronx, which is probably true. This made front page news in some of the Connecticut papers today.

    The cities in Connecticut are horrible. Just look at Hartford, their capital city.

  • Kevin Lynch
    August 26, 2016 at 2:25 pm

    I am of Irish and Lithuanian decsent. You have sent me private messages calling me a race traitor. There is only one race and that is the human race.

    I am proud of my Irish heritage and you don’t speak for my heritage . You are actually considered a benadict Arnold if you want to get deep. The cops who BEAT the Irish where called “billys”. You are the turncoat and have given in to your master.

    Go fuck yourself and your hate. You are a racist pos. It is like the Irish and Italian mobs. They didn’t speak for us as they were dirty pukes. They strong armed hard working folks.

    You are part of the oppressive system which is racist through its systemic family tree if you would.

    Leave people the fuck alone you puke racist. Get a fucking life as I am tired of people like you who do nothing but bitch and whine about black lives being equal to you.

    Grow the fuck up.

    • Turd Burglestein
      August 26, 2016 at 4:47 pm

      If you’re white and proud of your heritage, you’re racist…at least according to the sjw’s whose salad you keep tossing regularly.

      • Turd Burglestein
        August 26, 2016 at 4:49 pm

        Are your golf balls white or black? White??? You racist. Why don’t you like black balls. Oh you do like black balls…when they’re slapping your chinny chin chin.

    • PG
      August 27, 2016 at 12:49 am

      This one time, Kevin killed a guy, was convicted of manslaughter, and went to jail for 7 years. Does anyone else take what Kevin the convicted murderer says seriously?

  • Kevin Lynch
    August 26, 2016 at 2:16 pm

    He is a racist as you ate Matty mo. He has a predisposition to put a full race into a catergory and to label as if he knows all the fucking answers.

    He is a puke racist and I would back the long haired dude in winning that duel.

    Matty, you are a fucking racist and don’t give me that patronizing bullshit that your girlfriend is latino. My friend married a girl who is have African American and he uses EVERY racist slur available as does his folks. It is what it is as you will often say to a Spanish person “but you are different.”

    Screw you and your patronizing bs. Beshir, your organization’s token black guy is put out all the time as a defense that Turtle cannot be racist if he has a black friend.

    Tell that to the African slaves that worked for African slave owners. We all know their are a bunch of Uncle Tom’s who don’t have a fucking clue.

    • Jay
      August 26, 2016 at 3:10 pm

      “He has a predisposition to put a full race into a catergory and to label as if he knows all the fucking answers.”
      Like you did in the article right before this where you said all white cops should be fired and only non whites should be hired? You’re a hypocrite, a lunatic, a murderer, and loved by nobody.

      • Wabbitt
        August 26, 2016 at 5:48 pm

        I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed the blatant hypocrisy.

    • mr butthurt
      August 28, 2016 at 8:44 am

      Nobody cares what you think Kevin. POS loser

  • Maine turtlerider
    August 26, 2016 at 1:56 pm

    He was the ceo of a popular low-grade department store (similar to Ocean State Job Lot or Building 19) called Marden’s, so he had a lot of recognition. Nevertheless, Portland is a SJW haven but you go to the north country and it’s definitely red state land. He won 2 elections in Maine, that’s even more amazing but I love it.

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