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Maine Legal Experts Blame Augusta Police For Not Arresting Puddlechode Sex Offender Posting That Pedophilia Should Be Legal, Talking To 14 Year Old Girl At Grocery Store

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Earlier today we blogged about this child raping puddlechode sex offender from Augusta who is going around taking pictures of children and putting them all over social media with sexually suggestive captions.

Just a terrifying, disgusting troglodyte. Unfortunately he is breaking no laws and the Supreme Court recently rule unanimously that sex offenders can use social media.

Well, it gets worse. Here’s a comment he left on one of his Youtube videos:

Good God. Someone needs to put this animal down. He obviously cannot be rehabilitated and he is an ongoing threat to the general public.

Here’s a video of Robert Robinson talking about “this girl from Instagram, the prettiest girl in Augusta” who is 14 year old, who he follows on Instagram and geotags herself so that he knows where she is. According to him she is “really fucking pretty” and he ran into her at the grocery store where they “talked” and this made his day:

I understand that sex offenders have a right to post shit like that to IG. But can they approach and essentially track minors by following their locations on IG? I’m not an Internet lawyer so I’m not sure. But I know a few, and we’ll get to them in a minute.

All I know is that this is a wakeup call to make sure your kids have appropriate privacy settings on social media. Shitheads like this are out there tracking exactly where they are and “talking” to them at the grocery store.

Meanwhile the Augusta Police responded:

Basically their hands are tied. The police can only enforce existing laws. But so many morons were not understanding this very simple concept:

What the hell is wrong with Maine? It’s like Florida on steroids with moose and snow instead of gators and hurricanes. Are they incapable of reading something and understanding the words that they just read? The cops aren’t protecting criminals. They’re not failing to take this seriously. They’re letting the public know what they can do, and how they can eventually nab this guy, because there is literally nothing they can arrest them for at this time. God people are stupid.

Then there was this:

She tagged Donald Trump. I’m sure he’ll take a break from Twitter to look into this isolated incident in Maine.

No, ding dong. They’re not forcing you to “take this into your own hands.” They’re telling you what they can and cannot do. You’re just too stupid to understand that.

Yea, we need to change the laws for the Internet!! Except you can’t make laws that violate the Constitution. And the Supreme Court, all of whose members are much, much smarter than you, have unanimously determined that such laws would be struck down as unconstitutional.

Oh for fuck’s sake. These people just make up the laws as they go alone. Newsflash – sex offenders can use social media. If you have a problem with that then talk to Facebook. They’re a private entity that can ban whoever they please. Trust me, I know from experience.

Yea, that’s it. The only reason they’re not acting is because it’s not their kids. Because the official policy of the Augusta Police Department is “fuck yo kids.”

Sorry Kayla, but he doesn’t need your consent to take your picture in public. If you see him taking your picture just cause a huge scene and point out that he’s a child rapist. That should fix the problem.

Taking 50 pictures of one person in the same location is not stalking. This thread is like the GED version of Legal Zoom.

Anyway, this shithead will get his. The only thing you can do in the meantime is make his life miserable and uncomfortable in the meantime. And of course protect your kids, because he’s far from the only person out there like this. He’s just one of the few who is brazen enough to advertise it.

23 Comment(s)
  • DaveNoory
    March 8, 2018 at 8:14 pm

    That’s RobertCasio from the bellgab forum. He got banned for creepy perv behavior like this.

  • Internet Lawyers Be Like.....
    January 18, 2018 at 10:25 am

    I love how people online think they’re these scholarly legal experts. Most of the time they just sound stupid. Most of these people barely graduated high school and they’re going to sit there and tell everyone else how the law works? Yeah, kiss my ass. You’re not smart, you’re not an attorney, you’ve probably been in court….as a defendant, and you’re just a fucking idiot making things worse.

  • Finn
    January 17, 2018 at 6:38 pm

    I’d definitely suck that dudes dick

    Get sucked,
    Finn

    • 187
      January 17, 2018 at 7:52 pm

      loser

    • Oona
      January 17, 2018 at 8:00 pm

      You don’t look like my giant. Scram, poser. Or take a big bite of this griddle-cake…

    • Kevi
      January 17, 2018 at 9:04 pm

      How far are you from Fitchburg?

  • Stan the man
    January 17, 2018 at 6:19 pm

    Aren’t there unfortunate hunting ACCIDENTS in Maine every year?

    • Stan the man
      January 17, 2018 at 6:53 pm

      As in,maybe Chester here could be a victim of one of those accidents

  • Sad to call myself a Mainuh
    January 17, 2018 at 6:16 pm

    These people complaining about the cops not doing their job are the same cocksuckers who say the cops harass people for nothing. In addition to their inability to properly spell the easiest of words, they lack any comprehension of what is and isn’t legal. Stupid motherfuckers.

    • Sad to call myself a Mainuh
      January 17, 2018 at 6:21 pm

      Oh, and one of these days, someone will take the law into their own hands and give that piece of shit a much deserved dirt nap. Count on it.

  • Patrick
    January 17, 2018 at 5:35 pm

    Tough topic. A lot of “knee-jerk” reactions about how the police are not doing their job and others wanting to blow this guy away. I understand that reaction.
    But, I also understand, (after the initial shock), the only real way to effect change is to do what TB is saying to do… Make this guys life miserable, and protect your children.
    Our constitution and our laws are essential in ALL OF US leading a decent, moral life. It’s not always fair… sometimes it’s pretty shitty, but it works.

  • Itsjustme
    January 17, 2018 at 5:30 pm

    Several years ago there was a convicted child molester who was just like this guy, and ran a website where he instructed sick fucks just like this what they could and couldn’t do in regards to law breaking.

    He considered pedophilia a “lifestyle” just like being gay or trans.
    His website was filled with young girls pictures he had taken. He would go to a public swimming pools, and other public places and not only take pictures of young girls, but also zoom in on children as young as two private body parts and post them to his website.

    He openly posted since he wasn’t “free” to live his chosen “lifestyle” the best he and others like him could do was take legal pictures so they could fantasize and masterbate to the pictures.

    He was banned from several places so he would stand as close as he could and take his pictures that way. Him and that website is the main reason I never allowed my children to wear bikinis. To normal people a two year old looks cute in a bikini, but you have no clue how many people like him is out there.

    I can’t remember the site now but I remember his first name was Jack and if I remember correctly his website was his first and last name. I followed him for a while but had to stop because I couldn’t stomach his website and the comments on there. I wish I could remember because I can almost guarantee he is back in jail for doing the same thing.

    Just like this guy I found out about him because people were spreading the word about him on the internet, and just like this guy the police said his website and what he was doing wasn’t illegal. I truly believe that pedophiles should get automatic life in jail. Well honestly I think they should get death but I know that will happen.

    I would rather live next door to a reformed murderer than a “reformed” pedophile because those people can never be reformed. I think anyone has it in them to kill someone, and what could make me snap and kill someone isn’t the same as what could make someone else snap and kill someone. What I mean is “meathead dad” could have snapped when he saw this sick fuck take his daughters pictures. I might snap walking in on my spouse cheating. Our chances of reoffending, even put together would probably be about 99% less than a pedophile reoffending.

    Believe me this isn’t the last time this guy will be arrested for this crime. Did you hear him in that video? He sounded like an excited teenager because she talked to him and “was cool” or whatever wording he used. He is building up to doing the same thing. People watch your children.

    • Finn
      January 17, 2018 at 6:24 pm

      These are the same guys who go on Match, Facebook, etc. and look for single women who post pics of their kids with a “single” status. Then they treat the women like gold and groom the children. I’ve seen it happen – a lot of times. 1 or 2 things happen :

      1. Women do the right thing and prosecute (and never include their kids pics on a dating website again and make their FBs private).

      or — the fucking worst case

      2. The go full “free my boi” and actually defend the fuckers. They have chosen the pedo over their own kids, testified in court over their own kids and stood by them even when convicted.

      Shaming and shunning is an excellent tool.

      • Itsjustme
        January 17, 2018 at 8:30 pm

        Those women who pick men over their own children sicken me, maybe even more than the sick fucks who abuse these kids if that is even possible. The “moms” are supposed to protect their children, they’re supposed to make sure nothing bad happens to them. They have a loyalty to their kids to protect them that their screw of the month doesn’t, and if God forbid something does happen they should be comforting them, not making excuses for the person who did it.

      • Butt Pimples
        January 18, 2018 at 10:38 am

        I love how you have spent your life scouring Facebook. You’re an Internet God Finn.

        • Finn
          January 18, 2018 at 10:52 am

          yeah, it’s Facebook I scoured…

          Fondly,
          Finn

    • Smitty
      January 17, 2018 at 7:44 pm

      I read about something similar. The guy actually thought it should be allowed and that the public was keeping him from finding love. I was disgusted after reading that. My daughter used to get upset that I wouldn’t let her wear sweatpants with writing on the butt. To me it was just like saying here you go take a look and enjoy. We fought about that for a while. These sickos are all over the place.

  • Finn
    January 17, 2018 at 5:27 pm

    You can also paper the area (malls, parks, stores) with his mugshot and let it be known you don’t want him around your kids. Laws are great – but they’re not tangible. SHAME HIM. If you see him taking a picture call him out on it. Adults make pedos very uncomfortable. Be part of the community instead of shaming the police and politicians – shame the fucking pedo. And don’t share any pics he took of your kids with the public – that’s just weird.

    • Moody
      January 17, 2018 at 8:40 pm

      Fin…Then the person papering the area with his picture gets in trouble for harassment. It’s a real fucking thing. You can’t say shit to or about these maggots.

      • Finn
        January 17, 2018 at 8:58 pm

        Moody,

        Of course you can. If you notice he is taking pictures of your kid (or someone else’s), you most certainly can make noise.

        As far as papering the area with his pictures – get creative and stealth about it. If he’s being sneaky – be sneakier. Who do you think is smarter – him or a whole lot of you?

        Kindly,
        Finn

    • Goose
      January 18, 2018 at 4:07 am

      Always enjoy reading your comments, Finn. Just thought I’d let you know!

      Cheers!

  • Death to Skinners
    January 17, 2018 at 4:58 pm

    Someone needs to draw a bead on this baby blaster and blow his ass away.
    In the meantime, could all of the 14 & under bald rodents refrain from taking pictures of their clams and literally, putting a GPS bullseye on themselves before Chester here gets you and you wake up with more pricks stickin’ outta ya than a porcupine?! WTF, where are the parents of these little Kardashian wannabe, prepubescent trollips?? Cumdumpsters in the making unless uncle Pervy gets ahold of them first.

  • Shadey
    January 17, 2018 at 3:47 pm

    I hope to God someone kills his sick ass!

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