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Mainstream Media Blatantly Lied To You About Several Turtleboy Stories Yesterday, Lisa Hughes Thinks Black Kids Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Participate In Class

Mainstream Media Blatantly Lied To You About Several Turtleboy Stories Yesterday, Lisa Hughes Thinks Black Kids Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Participate In Class

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The Massachusetts Mainstream Media has never had a worse day than they did yesterday. First they had stories that only became stories because we wrote about them:

That guy getting arrested for choking the clown on the red line, and the White Rose Coffeehouse closing down were a direct result of the exposure we put on both of them. We cite our sources all the time. The MSM only does if they see it on another MSM fake news outlet. But that’s because we’re professional and good at what we do and they’re not. Sad.

Don’t worry though, people know the truth. The best part is whenever a story like this gets posted and the comments section just gets flooded with turtle riders:

The only ones who deny it are losers like this:

They also fuck up the stories. With the Lynn Coffeehouse story they forgot to mention the things the daughter actually posted on Facebook and turned the store owner into a sympathetic character. Because the MSM is really good at misleading and outright lying. Just like these stories we exposed yesterday that they didn’t bother to. First there was this one:

As you can see, Fox 25 News can’t stop falling for this clearly mentally stable woman’s story.

We wrote about it yesterday and held back judgement because there was a serious lack of facts, and something didn’t add up. All we knew was, 1) Mom was playing the race card instinctively

2) Mom kept talking about killing people and alluding to the fact that she would need bail for doing so

3) Her kid went to a “special school” in “Drake it,” which is over an hour away from Webster, which would suggest that the girl does not live with her mother.

The mother also claimed that DCF was involved

Which they never would be if the child was not already in the system.

All of these facts were ignored by the MSM because they preferred their own racial narrative. They asked no questions and took this woman at her word.

Here’s the mother’s interview on WBZ last night:

“Denise Robinson, whose daughter is biracial….”‘

It’s the first thing Lisa Hughes says. She’s already decided to turn this into a race issue.

The school told WBZ that they cut the hair because of a hygiene issue. Obviously privacy laws prevent them from disclosing what those issues are, but clearly it’s something the mother did wrong. WBZ didn’t bother asking what that was. Instead they gave camera time to her idiot lawyer who is trying to use racial tensions for a quick pay day:

“But Denise’s lawyer says the volunteer also made racial comments to the girl.”

How the hell would he know what the comments were? Was he there? Nope. Just another sleezy lawyer making a living by exploiting racial tensions and watching the world burn. There’s noble lawyers, and then there’s pieces of shit like Richard Kendall.

Well a DCF worker with knowledge of the situation reached out to Turtleboy to clarify, because they know we’re the only media outlet who will actually report the truth:

Mom has not had custody since 2014. DCF has permanent custody since 2016-ish. It doesn’t even seem like she regularly visits her. She’s lived with her paternal grandmother for a bit but after getting hit with a belt she understandably was having behavioral issues and has been in a bunch of placements. 

Little heroes is a fairly new group home. They have a school on site but she lives in the group home meaning she is there 24/7 pretty much. DCF I don’t think is investigating because they likely agreed to the hair cut. Typically hair cuts have to be approved by the parents unless;

1. They aren’t involved

2. Reasonable efforts to reach them are made to no avail

3. She has a hygiene or behavioral issue such as I going lice, pulling hair out, etc.

Oh look, the truth. Actual facts. Turns out the school more than likely called Mom a bunch of times to let her know that her kid’s hair was like Stalingrad circa 1943, but Mom couldn’t be bothered to pick up or call them back. Mom also forgot to mention that her kid doesn’t live with her, she hasn’t had custody in over three years, and that she hardly ever sees her.


The only story they fucked up worse than that was the Bridgewater story:

This one pissed me off the most because the people who are being victimized here are teachers. Once you start going after teachers, nurses, cops, firefighters, and those who have dedicated their lives to serving the public, you get the turtle’s juices going. Especially when the MSM takes the side of ratchets over them. These vultures in the “real news” media couldn’t even be bothered to do even the most elementary amount of research to find out that putting kids on leashes is what the folks at the Plimouth Plantation do when they visit your school:

And as you can see, kids love it. They’re reenacting local history and they’re having fun doing it. The worst offender was Lisa Hughes at WBZ. On her broadcast last night she referred to the demonstration in class as a “lapse of judgement.” That’s just patently false. Why is it a lapse in judgement? Because the girl in the picture was black? The same girl who volunteered to play the role of the tethered Pilgrim baby? Do you realize how racist that is? Anyone who’s saying this is telling you that the school should have an active policy of discrimination. They’re telling you that little black girls should not be allowed to participate in things that white kids can. And if they do, then that’s a lapse of judgement. Because we didn’t hear shit from the media about this being a lapse of judgement:

Not a peep.

So we called out Lisa Hughes on her racism:

Oh I see, so it’s a lapse in judgement to put any child on a leash. So…..where were you to report this incident in Rhode Island last year?

How is teaching kids about tethers that Pilgrims used to train infants how to walk a “lapse in judgement?” Oh right, it’s not. The MSM is just lying to you because that’s what they do. Lisa didn’t like when we called her out on that again:


Hey Lisa, we did our homework. We found images of other kids who were tethered as part of this demonstration. We read up on the Puritans. We spoke to teachers. We spoke to parents. And the fact that you’re using a forced bullshit apology from a politically correct superintendent who was simply trying to stop the mob from disrupting an elementary school as some sort of proof that a lapse of judgement occurs shows how truly useless you are. Funny you stopped tweeting at us the second you got owned by the turtle.

This is why you ride the turtle, ladies and gentlemen. Because of days like Thursday. Let’s see what today brings.


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27 Comment(s)
  • DJW
    October 20, 2017 at 4:12 pm

    Don’t doubt the TURTLE

  • Smartypants
    October 20, 2017 at 3:29 pm

    TB is really not trying to compare his blog with Ch 4,,5,7,10, and 25 with respect to reporting the news, Is he???

    • True Reality Speaks
      True Reality Speaks
      October 20, 2017 at 7:09 pm

      Yeah – there really isn’t a comparison to make.

      One provides fiction and purposely biased false narratives – and one provides the unvarnished truth.

      If you prefer pandering and unethical “journalism”, you’ll be right at home with the MSM.

    • mitch
      October 20, 2017 at 8:55 pm

      an ignorant moronic fool who thinks he’s intelligent= smartypants. great handle smarty!! why do your so called real news sources, 4,5,7,10,25 etc. have weather reports?? is it because it is news? or is it the biggest and most profitable time slot for advertising because it is used to scare the shit out of the populace and induce them to panic shop at the large grocery chains? is a building on fire real news, does it effect your life? or is it used as a spectacle of maybe someone being killed? try not to be a brainwashed, controlled dolt who believes what some talking head on TV tells you. try to think for yourself, even just a little bit. you’ll feel alot better about yourself and you will be doing all of us a favor in the process.

      • Smartypants
        October 21, 2017 at 8:12 am

        Hey Mitchy, Climb down off of your high Horse and Fuck Off!!! Not impressed .

  • Bertha Von Nation
    October 20, 2017 at 3:17 pm

    I would say Lisa Hughes is a twat, but that would be an insult to twats. I hate the fucking news.

  • TJB
    Mr. Rogers
    October 20, 2017 at 2:48 pm

    Is she related to Michael levaugn Robinson? She sure is ugly enough. Great work TB!

  • Stokleycarmichel
    October 20, 2017 at 2:11 pm

    Mom looks like she’s on the spectrum.

  • Kevin Lynch
    October 20, 2017 at 1:13 pm

    All of the media are spineless jellyfish liars. They say I didn’t shovel my sidewalk… I did! And, my neighbors too. They said I killed Andrew McDonaugh… well… I did kind of do that… but he was a really bad guy. A leg breaker. Then they got me banned from Fitchburg State and my drivers license revoked. They took a dump on the sidewalk and said it was me! It had corn in it! I don’t eat corn, because it falls through the gaps in my teeth! They kept me from being mayor, because I ain’t no puppet for them so they fear my truth. My mother says I’m a good boy. A good, good, decent boy. I’m filing my lawsuit on Monday. I have screenshots! You’re all gonna pay!

  • dbk
    October 20, 2017 at 12:52 pm

    Who still watches local news? Ten years from now, the local news format as we know it probably wont exist.
    I dont have any sympathy for these hacks, but their day is almost done.

  • MSM
    October 20, 2017 at 12:21 pm

    Excellent analogy. The most significant element of the Lewinsky story was that the msm had a well researched and accurate story but decided to kill it because it went against the Clintons and didn’t fit their agenda. It proved bias at the very least but more likely a msm conspiracy. Drudge got famous for printing someone else’s story and that’s what they continue to do to this day.

  • Tyrone Laces.
    October 20, 2017 at 11:56 am

    Wow. Lisa Hughes has to be one of the most inept reporters ever with her one sided reporting and shitty ass responses. Unfair and unbalanced reporting at its finest.

  • itsjustme
    October 20, 2017 at 11:43 am

    The unfortunate thing about the pilgrim program is now three things will happen. 1. They will take parts of it away to make the SJW’s happy, essentially changing history. 2. This woman will now have to do what he accused her of doing, picking out kids based on their race so this never happens again, or 3. Cancel the program altogether and thousands of other children will miss out on learning about a huge part of our history.
    I feel bad for his daughter, she is a very cute little girl who looks so happy in that picture playing the baby and her idiot dad went and ruined what appears to be a good childhood memory for her.

    • bigdaddy
      October 20, 2017 at 12:07 pm

      4. go to reeducation camp I mean sensitivity training

    • Stunt Penis
      October 20, 2017 at 12:11 pm

      Truer words were never spoken. My guess is there have already been numerous staff meetings at Plimouth Plantations this morning which have resulted in the cancellation of this program (once the currently scheduled appearances are completed) to prevent future “misunderstandings”.

      Who loses out? Our children, who no longer learn about history. But then, they don’t need to know about history, do they? They only need to know how to apply for food stamps and other government programs.

      • Narcanista
        October 20, 2017 at 12:55 pm

        Food stamps and Section 8 is just part of what they need to learn so they will be ready for Adulting. Safe injection practices and how to use Narcan should also be part of the curriculum and should be taught alongside Critical Race Theory, Intersectional Feminism and Shining Path Marxism-Leninism.

        • mitch
          October 20, 2017 at 4:26 pm

          ah…. i see i am not alone and it warms my heart. Narcanista sees the truth. sadly, the average working class citizen has not been given an education in his political choices. he trusts that his betters have his personal welfare in their interest. he could not be more wrong. the ENTIRE MSM is owned by only FIVE corporations! THE WRITERS WRITE WHAT THEY ARE TOLD TO WRITE, PERIOD.!! the corruption of it is stunning to the citizen who does only a SMALL amount of research, but sadly, most are too lazy to even look or are just too busy trying to make it. the story’s on TB are purposely downplayed by the media because they are too vulgar, blah,blah,blah. the REALITY is that TB exposes all of the corruption that your betters and the msm doesn’t want you to see. it does not fit their narrative. you might get pissed and grab your pitchforks and go out and hang them !! God bless Turtleboy !!

  • Sloppy
    October 20, 2017 at 11:22 am

    This blog is quickly becoming a Drudge Report of sorts for Massachusetts, and I hope that geography continues to expand.
    Breaking the stories that the MSM journalists don’t want to touch with a cattle prod, but so many people are reading Drudge and Turtleboy that inside of 36 hours or so, they have no choice but to jump on the stories themselves. The Monica Lewinsky debacle started in precisely this manner.

    • Stunt Penis
      October 20, 2017 at 12:05 pm

      The MSM is mired in the politically correct swamp. They can no longer report “the news” without a political slant, nor report “the news” which does not advance/support their political narrative.

      TBS is the only outlet for The Truth(tm) in Ass-a-chusetts.

  • Darrian
    October 20, 2017 at 11:03 am

    If you honestly think the old “I know a guy” referring to the “anonymous DCF tipster” is news or in anyway makes you all bonafide keepers of the truth that only the mighty TURDtle boy can profess truthiness to the powerful (poor and obviously troubled people) is sickening . Yea maybe there is an element of truth but there ‘s a whole lot more conjecture in your story. By my reckoning that makes you as bad as (you believe ) the MSM to be…hypocrisy pointing a finger ..pot / kettle sort of thing ?

    • The Rant Queen
      October 20, 2017 at 11:23 am

      Blah blah blah go back to your precious msm fantasy world if you can’t handle the truth.

  • Phong
    October 20, 2017 at 10:50 am

    Our local reporters aren’t even worth jerking off to anymore.

  • Rich
    October 20, 2017 at 10:36 am

    Lisa who? 🙂

    • Crazygal
      October 20, 2017 at 12:28 pm

      She’s the ugly one. I don’t understand how Boston is a major market and Lisa Hughes, who CLEARLY has a face for rural Ohio news, still has a job here.

      • Kasting Kouch
        October 20, 2017 at 1:06 pm

        *ahem* blowing the producer *ahem*

      • ElJefe72
        October 20, 2017 at 1:19 pm

        I’ll take rural Ohio over Boston anytime.

      • mitch
        October 20, 2017 at 9:08 pm

        BTW, Crazygal has earned a TB gold forehead star for today’s observation of Lisa Hughes feedbag face. congrats Crazygal !!!

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