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Manbun Manny Crackio And Oscar De La Goya Respect Mask Order But Fail To Socially Distance In Mid-Day Main South Worcester Mating Ritual


In today’s episode of “social distancing in the hood,” we bring you this bare knuckle boriqua bonanza in Main South Worcester.

If the commie cold doesn’t kill you that ratchet spunk magnet’s voice certainly will. I can smell the Henny and Newports just watching it.

“Juan on Juan, Juan on Juan!!!”

She literally was yelling that as Manbun Manny Crackio was doing work on Oscar de la Goya.

Looks like Manbun Manny Crackio officially wins the mating rights to the woman egging them on. And this is his prize.

Then again, maybe the loser was actually the winner.

The best part about that video is how they’re wearing masks. If this doesn’t illustrate the idiocy of mask orders I don’t know what does. They’re punching each other in the face and getting their ghetto juices all over each other, but at least they’re not in violation of Charlie Baker’s mask order.


Masks might work in the hood, but social distancing never will.



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67 Comment(s)
  • juror seven esq.
    May 24, 2020 at 2:40 pm

    Learn to pronounce
    a district of a town in Spain and Spanish-speaking countries.
    (in the US) the Spanish-speaking quarter of a town or city, especially one with a high poverty level.
    The punch up was in the heart of the Worcester barrio. King St. just off of Main St.
    The Worcester barrio begins at Main St and the intersection of May and Hammond. The barrio continues on Main to the intersection of Main at Chandler and Madison. As the population of third worlders’ increases the barrio is expanding east and west of Main St. Keep in mind what the President as said, “They’re not sending us their best.”

  • Cartel momma
    May 24, 2020 at 2:03 pm

    That cartel mommas voice is so soothing, Juan will have to decapitate Hector to win her affection. These peoples culture of drug smuggling and cartel violence is coming to a neighborhood near you!

  • Street Crime Forcast
    May 24, 2020 at 1:18 pm

    Tuesday thru Friday

    Day time temperatures low to mid 80’s
    Night time temperatures mid 60’s

    High probability of street shootings, stabbings, beatings, violent crime and property crime throughout urban Massachusetts with increased humidity and partially cloudy.

    Every night is a weekend night in the hood and now it’s always the weekend for another million plus of us who used to have jobs, thanks Governor Charlie Baker! Stay up and follow the crime reports cuz we don’t have sports anymore and real crime is more exciting! If you can’t beat em join em.

    Welcome to Massachusetts Governor Charlie Baker an AWOL State Legislature and free em all judges!

    • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
      May 24, 2020 at 1:55 pm

      I am rathey confused and for the life of me cant figure this out. I released non law abiding criminsls from prison due to covid and the recidivism rate has skyrocketed. I saved rhese boi’s lives and they go back to crime.
      Maybe sfter a 6 pack I can figure the answer out.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    May 24, 2020 at 12:05 pm

    And1 basketball shorts from walmart: check

    Knock of Jordans: check

    Some cunt yelling gibberish: check

    Welcome to Spicville

  • Mask
    May 24, 2020 at 11:47 am

    wutabuncha cunts

  • Absolute Savages
    May 24, 2020 at 11:44 am

    Dam dawg, da naggers in the Chi be active on corona Memorial Day weekend.
    4 dead and 11 wounded.
    I am not happy with the aim but am confident the death toll will rise tonight. Yo know with animals being animals and all yall.

    • You Gotta Have Faith Said George Mitchell
      May 25, 2020 at 3:28 am

      You were right. The aim is getting better. Now 9 kills and 17 wounded. Originally 4 kills 11 wounded which is 4 kills out of 15 total shootings. The new kill rate is better. 11 new shootings and 5 confirmed kills. Thats a better kill rate. You were correct my friend . We still got Monday to go. Come on boons. You got a few more kills in ya. Lets see the jungle sharp shooters improve their aim. Its good for society and good for the hood. A win win as they say

  • MrSmiley
    May 24, 2020 at 11:35 am

    Somebody plug that fucking noisemaker yeezus. They should’ve just ran into the street. Road pancakes would have been more entertaining.

  • Bull
    May 24, 2020 at 9:51 am

    Dinner is served.

  • hartf811
    Tequila Reaper
    May 24, 2020 at 9:41 am

    Send them packing on the Covid 19 express.

  • Amazing
    May 24, 2020 at 9:18 am

    omg what a slut. someone should dirty sanchez there moms.

  • Soxfan
    May 24, 2020 at 8:55 am

    Dude with a manbun, or dude who gets his ass beat by a guy with a manbun, either way that cross eyed chick isn’t getting any pipe put to her from either one of those two.

  • Haha
    May 24, 2020 at 8:18 am

    Juan on Juan

    Juan plus Juan = 5

    Two Juan’s one cup

    Down with the spicness

    Two Juan’s dont make a Ricardo

  • bigdaddy
    Ed Augustus
    May 24, 2020 at 8:01 am

    Dont worry when Polar Park opens the city will flourish and those ghetto fights will be a thing of the past

    • Hell Yeah
      May 24, 2020 at 11:19 am

      Let’s hope so!

  • Marvin Gardens
    May 24, 2020 at 7:39 am

    Spics will be spics

    I’m disappointed usually these subhumans stab each other

    A real disappointment
    I think the white man should put barrels in minorities neighborhoods filled with cheap handguns and knives
    Also if you’re a spic or negroe your drugs should be on the house

  • Doctor Ed
    May 24, 2020 at 7:32 am

    An update on my rehab stint
    I’m off the booze but I’m completely addicted to the benzodiazepines
    Jamal the big fat negroe Excon nurses aid is still fucking me up the ass but he’s wearing a mask

    Pray for me

  • We need an update on the Cambridge fupasloth
    May 24, 2020 at 7:11 am

    It’s been over a year. Come on turtle give the people what they want

  • Nasty Fucking Lowlife Shitheads
    May 24, 2020 at 6:48 am

    Hispanics are turning this country into the third-world banana fuckholes that they originated from. Build the fucking wall and round up all these illegal fucks and get them the fuck out of here. They will never contribute to society in a positive way. If we don’t wake the fuck to this very real threat to our society and way of life, they are going to out-breed us and take over. Time to put a stop to this shit. Also time to cut bait with that nasty fucking island south of Florida, Puerto Rico. Fuck the islanders. Give it back to fucking Spain because it provides no value to the United States.

  • Amanda Sawyer
    May 24, 2020 at 1:09 am

    One hour left.My hog still has not been fondled.Any takers?

    • Tapioca Tornado
      May 24, 2020 at 2:36 am

      I just got a mouthful

  • Do the Reich Thing
    May 23, 2020 at 11:08 pm

    The worst things to happen in my lifetime:

    Cellphones with cameras
    Duck faced pictures
    Charlie Parker getting elected (well, not the first time, it could have been Marsha Coakley)
    Going to the Worcester Centrum for an event

  • Drylaw
    May 23, 2020 at 10:49 pm

    Welcome to summer in the Woo

  • heart warming
    May 23, 2020 at 10:31 pm

    Latin men are passionate this story is so romantic. Two great matadors vying for the attention of a beautiful young woman infected with siflus. This is almost as sexy as the elderly owner of Whiskeys and his young whores, enough to make every vag drip.

  • Poo Poo platter for 1 million and cat eggrolls
    May 23, 2020 at 10:24 pm

    Dear Kim Jong Un

    Please nuke Worcester Massachusetts please fire a few extra missiles you might miss and the collateral damage could only make Massachusetts better. Look at Chernobyl if only Mass was that functional.

  • Silencio Dogood
    May 23, 2020 at 10:10 pm

    the sound of that varmint filming this debacle made my skin crawl. at least with masks your hands won’t be cut on teeth and become infected immediately, doubling in size with pus, so there’s that.

    May 23, 2020 at 9:49 pm

    Another true story.
    You want to know what the government in el salvador is doing when people walk around on the street during the coronaaids virus? They are making them jog through the streets with fingers interlocked behind their head and chanting “I will not be on the streets during the Corona aids virus”..
    hows that for a tad bit of irony lmfao..

  • The Country Is Gone. Time For Revolution Now Its Almost Too Late
    May 23, 2020 at 9:31 pm

    This will be the new normal the left keeps talking about.
    Whites are not producing and third world are.

    • 12boogaloo
      May 24, 2020 at 11:33 am


    May 23, 2020 at 9:01 pm

    In Mexico, police have pickup trucks, with the belt-fed M249 ready for action, on a mount in the bed of the truck. There’s a reason they have this level of readiness.

    • Turtle Rider
      May 24, 2020 at 9:15 am

      Spray it into a crowd of spics. A mass extermination and a racial cleansing. We must protect a future for white children.

  • Shelf Life
    May 23, 2020 at 8:44 pm

    Mexican women have the lowest shelf life out of all the flavors. They’ve only got until about 22 before they triple in size. That is if they haven’t been impregnated immediately after their Quinceañera. They’re an exceptionally fertile bunch.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      May 27, 2020 at 12:58 am

      Or perhaps the impregnation is a cause/effect thing?

  • dplwood33@comcast.net
    May 23, 2020 at 8:42 pm

    Looks like it was taped i a 3rd world shit hole countries, but no, it’s Massachusetts.

    Blow up the ghettoes.

    • Beat me to it.
      May 23, 2020 at 9:31 pm

      Had me fooled, first thought was el Salvador. Trump is right, they aren’t sending us their best. How many fucking doctors or rocket scientists are sneaking over he border????

    • Do the Reich Thing
      May 23, 2020 at 10:04 pm

      So I guess Worcester commissioned an “artist” to paint buildings so it looks like South America? Where can I see the Che mural?

      • u can't spell eARTh without ART
        May 23, 2020 at 10:18 pm

        Pick any Woostah hood with a large wall and drop off the old paint and brushes from your cellar or shed with a drawing of Comandante Un Jefe Che Cuomo Baker. Come back in a few days and there will be an artist’s rendition of something.

  • Cocky Balboa
    May 23, 2020 at 8:31 pm

    Aye yo, give me 30 seconds with these two and I’d fold both of them like the laundry their moms do at the Holiday Inn Express. Then I’ll claim my prize and beat that chicana’s pussy up

  • Amanda Sawyer
    May 23, 2020 at 8:21 pm

    Shuttle rides back on tonight in West Warwick! 10:00pm-2:00

    One lucky guest might even be allowed to fondle my hog at the
    end of the evening!!

  • Guinea Geisha
    May 23, 2020 at 8:05 pm

    To Juan Foo –
    Sneeze on your opponent… and you’ve already won.

    • Silencio Dogood
      May 23, 2020 at 10:13 pm

      insane in the mucous membrane, you are correct my dear.

      • Guinea Geisha
        May 23, 2020 at 11:15 pm

        Wanna come over? I don’t have a mask… but I have $14 I’ll let ya earn the hard way. Ma lil silent samurai.

        • Silencio DoGood
          May 24, 2020 at 9:39 pm

          i’m on the hard way there already.

          • Guinea Geisha
            May 24, 2020 at 10:31 pm

            I certainly hope so my love. Off topic but… today was geisha’s first day back at her Catholic church. I was expecting mass to be different in the new post-apocalyptic pandemic. Like, no more “peace be with you” handshakes… no more everyone drinking the sacramental wine out of the same nasty chalis. Which I’m fine with. But I wasn’t expecting to be spritz on the forehead with a squirt bottle full of holy water like a common houseplant by my priest. Jesus…ma’ hair!! This guinea geisha only likes getting wet for one reason. And church ain’t it. They say there’s only two communions you’ll ever remember. Your first and your worst.

          • Silencio DoGood
            May 25, 2020 at 9:43 pm

            Glad yer back at God’s, but sorry you got misted, holy or otherwise. i expect you spat in the priest’s eye? maybe not, but bring an umbrella next week.

          • Guinea Geisha
            May 26, 2020 at 2:17 am

            I’d like to continue to keep losing my faith from the comfort of my own home to be honest. But every Sunday my mama comes over and drags me to St. Givesafuck. That three months off was heavenly. Don’t get wrong… I’m still a nice Catholic girl 😉

          • Silencio DoGood
            May 26, 2020 at 2:33 am

            i’ll hear your confession and grant you absolution. i was beaten Catholic as a youth, the nuns were allowed to really let their sadism shine back then, so now its just me and god, mano a mano, and i think i have him on the ropes.

          • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
            Luke Fondleberg
            May 27, 2020 at 1:03 am

            I’m amazed the place didn’t burst into flame upon your entry!

            As an aside, this lockdown s really croaking my side gig taking money from you Catholics for funerary services. But that is another story…

  • Bob Murchison
    May 23, 2020 at 7:59 pm

    When I am done the prizes back will look like a glazed donut.

  • Cock
    May 23, 2020 at 7:46 pm

    Super exciting. I’d like to fuck the prize.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    May 23, 2020 at 7:27 pm

    What a beautiful language, what a magnificent culture!

  • whatevuh
    May 23, 2020 at 7:24 pm

    Her facebook page says works at Gobierno de los Estados Unidos which is a government site to find all your free shit

  • Give them a little credit
    May 23, 2020 at 7:23 pm

    Atleast they aren’t true pussies using knives or guns on each other.

    • whatevuh
      Dick Hertz from Holden
      May 23, 2020 at 7:27 pm

      That will be tonight or tomorrow’s revenge

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    May 23, 2020 at 7:20 pm

    Ahhhhhh, the Worcester renaissance continues

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Joe 30330
    May 23, 2020 at 7:20 pm

    If you don’t vote for me you ain’t black.

  • Betty Ford
    May 23, 2020 at 7:03 pm

    You check out the chick? She’s cross-eyed. Maybe she thought she was dating one guy and just made a mistake.

    • JJ@AOL.COM
      May 23, 2020 at 9:43 pm

      If you ever see a chick with a cross eye who’s good looking, you can tell her you can fix it for her. When she asks how. you tell her to bend over.

      I have a buddy who had a cross eyed chick. Chick was a huge cunt, for, you know, a chick with a cross eye. I told my buddy to straighten her out. He said he didnt know how too. I told him to slip it in her ass and he could straighten her out in more ways than one!
      This is a true story!

  • whatevuh
    May 23, 2020 at 6:58 pm

    and they wonder why we all hate them . . . .

  • Boston Irish
    Daniel Carver
    May 23, 2020 at 6:56 pm

    What a disgrace , detain and send them back for Christ’s sake

  • al capoon
    May 23, 2020 at 6:56 pm

    Once again, spics and coons all baboons

    • Al Capoons deaf son
      May 23, 2020 at 9:55 pm

      That’s the smartest thing you’ve said since you started commenting here.

      • al capoon
        May 24, 2020 at 8:26 am

        Hey Sonny, come suk daddys balls, that’ll be the smartest thing you’ve done….just kiddin’ thanks

  • Dear Sleepy Joe,
    May 23, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    Ill be voting, and it looks like I will remain a white person come november.

  • Spic Flair
    May 23, 2020 at 6:43 pm


  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 23, 2020 at 6:41 pm

    More shit from South of the Border that brought their highly evolved culture up here to help improve the US.

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