In today’s episode of “social distancing in the hood,” we bring you this bare knuckle boriqua bonanza in Main South Worcester.
If the commie cold doesn’t kill you that ratchet spunk magnet’s voice certainly will. I can smell the Henny and Newports just watching it.
“Juan on Juan, Juan on Juan!!!”
She literally was yelling that as Manbun Manny Crackio was doing work on Oscar de la Goya.
Looks like Manbun Manny Crackio officially wins the mating rights to the woman egging them on. And this is his prize.
Then again, maybe the loser was actually the winner.
The best part about that video is how they’re wearing masks. If this doesn’t illustrate the idiocy of mask orders I don’t know what does. They’re punching each other in the face and getting their ghetto juices all over each other, but at least they’re not in violation of Charlie Baker’s mask order.
Masks might work in the hood, but social distancing never will.
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bar·ri·o
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noun
a district of a town in Spain and Spanish-speaking countries.
(in the US) the Spanish-speaking quarter of a town or city, especially one with a high poverty level.
The punch up was in the heart of the Worcester barrio. King St. just off of Main St.
The Worcester barrio begins at Main St and the intersection of May and Hammond. The barrio continues on Main to the intersection of Main at Chandler and Madison. As the population of third worlders’ increases the barrio is expanding east and west of Main St. Keep in mind what the President as said, “They’re not sending us their best.”
That cartel mommas voice is so soothing, Juan will have to decapitate Hector to win her affection. These peoples culture of drug smuggling and cartel violence is coming to a neighborhood near you!
Tuesday thru Friday
Day time temperatures low to mid 80’s
Night time temperatures mid 60’s
High probability of street shootings, stabbings, beatings, violent crime and property crime throughout urban Massachusetts with increased humidity and partially cloudy.
Every night is a weekend night in the hood and now it’s always the weekend for another million plus of us who used to have jobs, thanks Governor Charlie Baker! Stay up and follow the crime reports cuz we don’t have sports anymore and real crime is more exciting! If you can’t beat em join em.
Welcome to Massachusetts Governor Charlie Baker an AWOL State Legislature and free em all judges!
I am rathey confused and for the life of me cant figure this out. I released non law abiding criminsls from prison due to covid and the recidivism rate has skyrocketed. I saved rhese boi’s lives and they go back to crime.
Maybe sfter a 6 pack I can figure the answer out.
And1 basketball shorts from walmart: check
Knock of Jordans: check
Some cunt yelling gibberish: check
Welcome to Spicville
wutabuncha cunts
Dam dawg, da naggers in the Chi be active on corona Memorial Day weekend.
4 dead and 11 wounded.
I am not happy with the aim but am confident the death toll will rise tonight. Yo know with animals being animals and all yall.
You were right. The aim is getting better. Now 9 kills and 17 wounded. Originally 4 kills 11 wounded which is 4 kills out of 15 total shootings. The new kill rate is better. 11 new shootings and 5 confirmed kills. Thats a better kill rate. You were correct my friend . We still got Monday to go. Come on boons. You got a few more kills in ya. Lets see the jungle sharp shooters improve their aim. Its good for society and good for the hood. A win win as they say
Somebody plug that fucking noisemaker yeezus. They should’ve just ran into the street. Road pancakes would have been more entertaining.
Dinner is served.
I.C.E.
Send them packing on the Covid 19 express.
omg what a slut. someone should dirty sanchez there moms.
Dude with a manbun, or dude who gets his ass beat by a guy with a manbun, either way that cross eyed chick isn’t getting any pipe put to her from either one of those two.
Juan on Juan
Juan plus Juan = 5
Two Juan’s one cup
Down with the spicness
Two Juan’s dont make a Ricardo
Dont worry when Polar Park opens the city will flourish and those ghetto fights will be a thing of the past
Let’s hope so!
Spics will be spics
I’m disappointed usually these subhumans stab each other
A real disappointment
I think the white man should put barrels in minorities neighborhoods filled with cheap handguns and knives
Also if you’re a spic or negroe your drugs should be on the house
An update on my rehab stint
I’m off the booze but I’m completely addicted to the benzodiazepines
Jamal the big fat negroe Excon nurses aid is still fucking me up the ass but he’s wearing a mask
Pray for me
It’s been over a year. Come on turtle give the people what they want
Hispanics are turning this country into the third-world banana fuckholes that they originated from. Build the fucking wall and round up all these illegal fucks and get them the fuck out of here. They will never contribute to society in a positive way. If we don’t wake the fuck to this very real threat to our society and way of life, they are going to out-breed us and take over. Time to put a stop to this shit. Also time to cut bait with that nasty fucking island south of Florida, Puerto Rico. Fuck the islanders. Give it back to fucking Spain because it provides no value to the United States.
One hour left.My hog still has not been fondled.Any takers?
I just got a mouthful
The worst things to happen in my lifetime:
Cellphones with cameras
Manbuns
Duck faced pictures
Selfies
Facebook
Charlie Parker getting elected (well, not the first time, it could have been Marsha Coakley)
Going to the Worcester Centrum for an event
Welcome to summer in the Woo
Latin men are passionate this story is so romantic. Two great matadors vying for the attention of a beautiful young woman infected with siflus. This is almost as sexy as the elderly owner of Whiskeys and his young whores, enough to make every vag drip.
Dear Kim Jong Un
Please nuke Worcester Massachusetts please fire a few extra missiles you might miss and the collateral damage could only make Massachusetts better. Look at Chernobyl if only Mass was that functional.
the sound of that varmint filming this debacle made my skin crawl. at least with masks your hands won’t be cut on teeth and become infected immediately, doubling in size with pus, so there’s that.
Another true story.
You want to know what the government in el salvador is doing when people walk around on the street during the coronaaids virus? They are making them jog through the streets with fingers interlocked behind their head and chanting “I will not be on the streets during the Corona aids virus”..
hows that for a tad bit of irony lmfao..
This will be the new normal the left keeps talking about.
Whites are not producing and third world are.
RhettEBoogie2020
In Mexico, police have pickup trucks, with the belt-fed M249 ready for action, on a mount in the bed of the truck. There’s a reason they have this level of readiness.
Spray it into a crowd of spics. A mass extermination and a racial cleansing. We must protect a future for white children.
Mexican women have the lowest shelf life out of all the flavors. They’ve only got until about 22 before they triple in size. That is if they haven’t been impregnated immediately after their Quinceañera. They’re an exceptionally fertile bunch.
Or perhaps the impregnation is a cause/effect thing?
Looks like it was taped i a 3rd world shit hole countries, but no, it’s Massachusetts.
Blow up the ghettoes.
Had me fooled, first thought was el Salvador. Trump is right, they aren’t sending us their best. How many fucking doctors or rocket scientists are sneaking over he border????
So I guess Worcester commissioned an “artist” to paint buildings so it looks like South America? Where can I see the Che mural?
Pick any Woostah hood with a large wall and drop off the old paint and brushes from your cellar or shed with a drawing of Comandante Un Jefe Che Cuomo Baker. Come back in a few days and there will be an artist’s rendition of something.
Aye yo, give me 30 seconds with these two and I’d fold both of them like the laundry their moms do at the Holiday Inn Express. Then I’ll claim my prize and beat that chicana’s pussy up
Shuttle rides back on tonight in West Warwick! 10:00pm-2:00
One lucky guest might even be allowed to fondle my hog at the
end of the evening!!
To Juan Foo –
Sneeze on your opponent… and you’ve already won.
insane in the mucous membrane, you are correct my dear.
Wanna come over? I don’t have a mask… but I have $14 I’ll let ya earn the hard way. Ma lil silent samurai.
i’m on the hard way there already.
I certainly hope so my love. Off topic but… today was geisha’s first day back at her Catholic church. I was expecting mass to be different in the new post-apocalyptic pandemic. Like, no more “peace be with you” handshakes… no more everyone drinking the sacramental wine out of the same nasty chalis. Which I’m fine with. But I wasn’t expecting to be spritz on the forehead with a squirt bottle full of holy water like a common houseplant by my priest. Jesus…ma’ hair!! This guinea geisha only likes getting wet for one reason. And church ain’t it. They say there’s only two communions you’ll ever remember. Your first and your worst.
Glad yer back at God’s, but sorry you got misted, holy or otherwise. i expect you spat in the priest’s eye? maybe not, but bring an umbrella next week.
I’d like to continue to keep losing my faith from the comfort of my own home to be honest. But every Sunday my mama comes over and drags me to St. Givesafuck. That three months off was heavenly. Don’t get wrong… I’m still a nice Catholic girl 😉
i’ll hear your confession and grant you absolution. i was beaten Catholic as a youth, the nuns were allowed to really let their sadism shine back then, so now its just me and god, mano a mano, and i think i have him on the ropes.
I’m amazed the place didn’t burst into flame upon your entry!
As an aside, this lockdown s really croaking my side gig taking money from you Catholics for funerary services. But that is another story…
When I am done the prizes back will look like a glazed donut.
Super exciting. I’d like to fuck the prize.
What a beautiful language, what a magnificent culture!
Her facebook page says works at Gobierno de los Estados Unidos which is a government site to find all your free shit
Atleast they aren’t true pussies using knives or guns on each other.
That will be tonight or tomorrow’s revenge
Ahhhhhh, the Worcester renaissance continues
If you don’t vote for me you ain’t black.
You check out the chick? She’s cross-eyed. Maybe she thought she was dating one guy and just made a mistake.
If you ever see a chick with a cross eye who’s good looking, you can tell her you can fix it for her. When she asks how. you tell her to bend over.
I have a buddy who had a cross eyed chick. Chick was a huge cunt, for, you know, a chick with a cross eye. I told my buddy to straighten her out. He said he didnt know how too. I told him to slip it in her ass and he could straighten her out in more ways than one!
This is a true story!
and they wonder why we all hate them . . . .
What a disgrace , detain and send them back for Christ’s sake
Once again, spics and coons all baboons
That’s the smartest thing you’ve said since you started commenting here.
Hey Sonny, come suk daddys balls, that’ll be the smartest thing you’ve done….just kiddin’ thanks
Ill be voting, and it looks like I will remain a white person come november.
Wooooooooooooo!
More shit from South of the Border that brought their highly evolved culture up here to help improve the US.