Here’s a video a parent posted (but did not shoot herself) of two girls fighting outside of Parkside Middle School in Manchester. According to the woman who posted it the fight was being egged on by one of the girl’s mothers.
As it turns out it’s not actually the girl’s mother, but her 21 year old sister Mikayla Reno in the light purple shirt:
In fairness, this is Manchvegas, so if she’s in her mid to late 20’s she can easily have a kid in middle school.
Either way, she’s 21 years old and has the responsibility of a parent in that situation. Except instead of teaching her sister to be a normal, law abiding child, she was teaching her how to follow her in her guttermuppet ways. Hope her daughter is looking forward to a future full of missed child support payments for her son Kaiden, losing Keno tickets, google trophies, a career as a CNA, and winning “Miss Last Call Consolation Prize” at the bar every weekend for the rest of her life.
This is your future kid:
I’m not even kidding either. She posts on Facebook about the virtues of being a CNA.
Every. Single. Time.
The Meat Clunge sister isn’t just a terrible sibling, she’s also a really bad coach for what that’s worth. Your kid sister is like 50 pounds out of her weight class fighting a girl in sandles. Her “uppercuts” did nothing.
Nor did her failed attempt to lift up the other middle school student, while a bunch of 5-6 year old neighborhood kids looked on and said to themselves, “this is what my life will be like if I don’t grow up and leave Manchvegas.”
She gave the ol’ hoodrat helicopter hairpull a shot.
But that didn’t work either. At no point in either of those fights did she get a solid punch in. Meanwhile, the bigger girl who seemed to want no part of the fight, and had no friends in the crowd, almost looked like she felt bad throughout the whole thing. She could’ve murdered this sausage gobbler’s sister at any time, but instead she just kept lightly jabbing her in the back of the head like she was playing wack a mole, over, and over, and over, and over again.
The worst part was that after seeing her daughter was clearly getting her ass beat the Manchester Meat Clunge broke the two of them up, in what looked like the smartest decision she’s ever made. Then she announced that it was time for round 2 and the beatings just got worse.
It ends when the bigger girl grants mercy and the Meat Clunge gets up in her face like her sister just didn’t get murdered.
I have to say that I lost my faith in humanity completely after seeing every single puberty pony in that video holding a cell phone they were using to record the video, instead of attempting to break up a fight that wasn’t going very well for one of the girls.
And then there was this random dude in the background yelling “fuck her up.”
That guy’s obviously got life by the balls. Lots of grown men who have their shit together cheer on 13 year old girls beating each other in the middle of a public street. Guarantee he considers Applebee’s fine dining and plans to leave Manchester one day after winning big on a scratcher.
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