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Manchester Meat Clunge Forces Sister To Fight Much Bigger Girl Outside Parkside Middle School, Videotapes And Coaches Rounds 1 And 2


Here’s a video a parent posted (but did not shoot herself) of two girls fighting outside of Parkside Middle School in Manchester. According to the woman who posted it the fight was being egged on by one of the girl’s mothers.

Round 1.

Round 2.

As it turns out it’s not actually the girl’s mother, but her 21 year old sister Mikayla Reno in the light purple shirt:

In fairness, this is Manchvegas, so if she’s in her mid to late 20’s she can easily have a kid in middle school.

Either way, she’s 21 years old and has the responsibility of a parent in that situation. Except instead of teaching her sister to be a normal, law abiding child, she was teaching her how to follow her in her guttermuppet ways. Hope her daughter is looking forward to a future full of missed child support payments for her son Kaiden, losing Keno tickets, google trophies, a career as a CNA, and winning “Miss Last Call Consolation Prize” at the bar every weekend for the rest of her life.

This is your future kid:


Embrace it.

I’m not even kidding either. She posts on Facebook about the virtues of being a CNA.

Every. Single. Time.

The Meat Clunge sister isn’t just a terrible sibling, she’s also a really bad coach for what that’s worth. Your kid sister is like 50 pounds out of her weight class fighting a girl in sandles. Her “uppercuts” did nothing.

Nor did her failed attempt to lift up the other middle school student, while a bunch of 5-6 year old neighborhood kids looked on and said to themselves, “this is what my life will be like if I don’t grow up and leave Manchvegas.”

She gave the ol’ hoodrat helicopter hairpull a shot.

But that didn’t work either. At no point in either of those fights did she get a solid punch in. Meanwhile, the bigger girl who seemed to want no part of the fight, and had no friends in the crowd, almost looked like she felt bad throughout the whole thing. She could’ve murdered this sausage gobbler’s sister at any time, but instead she just kept lightly jabbing her in the back of the head like she was playing wack a mole, over, and over, and over, and over again.

The worst part was that after seeing her daughter was clearly getting her ass beat the Manchester Meat Clunge broke the two of them up, in what looked like the smartest decision she’s ever made. Then she announced that it was time for round 2 and the beatings just got worse.

It ends when the bigger girl grants mercy and the Meat Clunge gets up in her face like her sister just didn’t get murdered.

I have to say that I lost my faith in humanity completely after seeing every single puberty pony in that video holding a cell phone they were using to record the video, instead of attempting to break up a fight that wasn’t going very well for one of the girls.

And then there was this random dude in the background yelling “fuck her up.”

That guy’s obviously got life by the balls. Lots of grown men who have their shit together cheer on 13 year old girls beating each other in the middle of a public street. Guarantee he considers Applebee’s fine dining and plans to leave Manchester one day after winning big on a scratcher.


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32 Comment(s)
  • Dani
    February 14, 2020 at 1:25 pm

    I’m not sure if it even matters anymore, but because of court proceedings I couldn’t say anything before. The bigger girl is my daughter. These 2 girls were best friends. The other girl basically lives at my house, until her older 24yr old brother put his hands on my daughter and was asking for nudes. The girls went to her mother, her mother blamed my daughter and I think she only turned on my daughter for survival. Anyway, things were happening at the school and they both got suspended. During which, the other girls family plus about 13 or 15 others all showed up in my alley way screaming and trying to get my daughter to come out and fight. I went out there alone and called out the mother who wouldn’t even unlock the doors to her car, in which she was hiding. That’s when they waited til the day suspension was over and they waited for my kiddo when she was about to walk home. The assistant principal didn’t want to hear anything I had to say and my daughter was brought to court for inciting a riot. It also doesn’t show that when the sister got tired of my daughter she jumped in pulled my daughter’s hair and hit her in the face. A mother or sister or whom ever that would rip 2 girls apart for bullshit, ESPECIALLY when they were supporting one another is trash. The whole fam is garbage.

  • Lydia
    May 27, 2019 at 1:46 am

    This is truly embarassing and pathetic. Mikayla Reno was never good. I went to McLaughlin with her and she threatened to have her sister beat me up and then she went on continuing to make threats stating she and her sister would kill me. The school never did anything to keep her away from me. I hadn’t said a word to her nor look at her. She approached me just because I was a lot bigger than her. Now she’s getting involved in middle school fights as an adult. Yikes. These kids need to be watched and parented better.

  • Pauline
    May 26, 2019 at 2:43 pm

    Where were the teachers? If this took place on parkside grounds where were the teachers?

    • J.P.
      May 27, 2019 at 9:16 am

      Actually Pauline from the looks of the video it took place in front of the club that is on Putnam st (I can’t remember the name at this time unfortunately ) but you have to walk up the stairs between the elementary school next to parkside. So unfortunately no teachers would be there. Not saying it is right by any means. I live in Manchester and my daughter is 4 so this just makes me want to pack up and run since this is where she’d be going to school if we stayed

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ilhan Omar's crusty camel toe
    May 26, 2019 at 1:53 pm

    The decline of Western Civilization, brought to you by the Democrat Party !
    If it’s controlled by Democrats, you can guarantee a shit-show.

    • Mussolini
      May 30, 2019 at 10:08 am

      Republicans are in on it to. Stupid cucks are selling out our country for cheap labor.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    May 26, 2019 at 7:46 am

    Savages just being savages !
    Disgratziate !

  • Will
    May 25, 2019 at 11:31 pm


  • Dick Buttkiss
    May 25, 2019 at 3:37 pm

    Sisters and their little skanks. Toxic femininity is ruining this great nation!

  • Sal O’Mal
    May 25, 2019 at 7:12 am

    Really? I appreciate most of TB’s work bc you’re documenting the decline of Western civilization while everyone else sanitizes or ignores it. But these are children. Prob. neglected or abused at that. Suggest you make 18+ the minimum for takedowns like this.

  • Subway Jared
    May 24, 2019 at 5:56 pm

    I’m sorry I couldn’t attend the festivities, as I’m presently otherwise engaged. I still think middle school girls are hawt.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      May 24, 2019 at 6:00 pm

      “I still think middle school girls are hawt”

      Please off yourself ASAP.


      • Ronald McDonald
        May 24, 2019 at 7:22 pm

        That flew right over your head Captain… read the commenters name.

        And yes, Fat Jarred from Subway should off himself

  • Alexandria Occasional Cortez
    May 24, 2019 at 5:42 pm

    Under my new green deal, these girls will be spending 18 hours a day in the fields growing vegetables for the people. Hardly any time or energy for fighting. All their contributions go to helping everyone, even those not willing work. .

    • Captain Trips
      Poops McGee
      May 24, 2019 at 5:58 pm

      I’ll supply the fertilizer!

  • Nee Chi
    May 24, 2019 at 5:33 pm

    Meanwhile at the MFA… real stuff is happening….

  • Captain Trips
    Rocky Balboa
    May 24, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    The bigger girl should have given her a full forced knuckled straight jab into the nape of her neck. It would be game over right there. And the taxpayers would thank you for one less future ratchet!

  • Captain Trips
    Multiple Cranial Fractures
    May 24, 2019 at 5:11 pm

    Mikayla seems pretty tough. I’d like to spar with her. She’ll have to sign some legal paperwork first though. Because my first punch would send her to the promised land.

    Let me know if she agrees! I brought my pen!

  • Barry
    May 24, 2019 at 4:24 pm

    This is why every decent neighborhood in the south have gated entrances and fenced in or surrounded by water. Many even have their own schools INSIDE of the gates.

  • Well, No Shit
    May 24, 2019 at 4:00 pm

    This video embodies everything that is currently wrong with this country.

    Take from that what you will.

    • Batman
      May 24, 2019 at 4:20 pm

      Was thinking along the same lines. Sad indictment of society today.

    • bigdaddy
      May 24, 2019 at 4:50 pm

      last year on my way home from work I saw car that had gone off the road I got there before the police did so I got out of my car to see if everyone was ok. Instead of trying to help the driver there were at least 10 shitheads standing there with their phones filming it Sad state of affairs

  • z
    May 24, 2019 at 3:59 pm

    When’s the re-match when one of them has a shiv?

    The school may have metal detectors so I’d suggest a toothbrush melted and sharpened.
    Unless the school does pat downs.

    Why did world end up like the Escape from Alcatraz Clint Eastwood prison knife fighting scene?

    • Y
      May 28, 2019 at 9:24 am

  • Julie the Jarhead
    May 24, 2019 at 3:55 pm

    Big Girl is like: “JFC, will you quit already. I’m getting tired kicking the crap outta you.”

  • KayKay's Crabs
    May 24, 2019 at 3:08 pm

    This site performs a real public service. Thanks to what I’ve seen here, under no circumstance will I ever set foot in Manchester.

    Prediction: KayKay will be 250 pounds with a mustache and a Newports habit within six years.

    Thank God Uncle Turtleboy forced me to get VPN. I feel like KayKay’s ratchet virus can’t get me over the interwebs now.

  • randiguy2006
    Fashion Po Po
    May 24, 2019 at 3:01 pm


    I mean…who wears black socks with sandals!?!?!?!?!

    • Florist
      May 24, 2019 at 4:13 pm

      That’s what you got from this? You huff piss. You climax. Pissface. Lol.

    • z
      May 24, 2019 at 4:21 pm

      I’m actually shocked with the black bike shorts and the back-less hospital johnny which is
      waaaaayyyy too short, girlfriend.

  • ElJefe72
    May 24, 2019 at 3:00 pm

    According to enlightened feminists, the world would be a much better and more peaceful place if women ran the world and we all lived in a matriarchy.

    This video begs to differ.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    May 24, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    In her defense, the girls uppercut WAS pretty weak.

    • Burlando Castile
      May 25, 2019 at 7:56 am

      Though I usually disagree with RG, I have to agree here. The smaller girl was throwing uppercuts in a very Beavis from “Beavis & Butthead” fashion.

      This was sad to see from both ends. The smaller girl seemed to be fighting because of peer pressure and the bigger girl looks like she’s more of a good kid looking for a diplomatic way out of this. The sackless shitbag in the background with the dirt on his face was embarrassing, acting like a ghetto rat.

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