Manchester SkankPuppet Deluxe Wants You To Pay For Her Kid’s Christmas, Because She Has Been Too Busy Hawking All Their Stuff Online While Not Holding A Job To Sign Up For Toys For Tots
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With only two weeks left until Christmas, the pity my crotchfruit-for-cash market is still booming online. Check out this crotchrotting skankpuppet from Manchester, NH, who needs the community’s help providing Christmas for the two kids she popped out and them promptly neglected to care for:
Don’t you just hate when you are so busy not working a job that you don’t have the time to fill out a form or make a phone call to get some free shit to provide your kids with Christmas? Begging for money online is just so much easier, considering you don’t have to change out of your pajama pants or leave your filth den. And just look at this poor young mother, doesn’t she look just positively infirm?
There’s no way she could ever push carriages at the local Wal-Mart, or man the cash register at a gas station to support her children. She’d just collapse, I’m sure of it. She can’t even find the strength to take care of her children’s basic needs, like, oh I don’t know, bare minimum dental hygiene.
Mommy and me matching methmouth, isn’t that nice. That’s truly reprehensible to me – that poor young child has had more teeth pulled in her short little life than I have at 31, by a lot. But I guess it’s on par for Manchester.
Maybe she would have had more time to put her name on the list with the Salvation Army or Toys for Tots if she wasn’t so busy hawking all of his kids possessions on Facebook for some fast cash that she definitely is not putting towards gifts under the tree, or toothbrushes and Colgate.
Including some brand new clothing that, presumably, her two year old daughter would grow in to rather quickly.
But when you’re begging for cash from strangers online, what are the odds that it’s ever really for the kids, anyway? That’s why the sign up dates for charities like Toys for Tots get “missed”, after all. They just give away stupid toys and clothing, not cold hard cash, and this neglectosaurus mess already has plenty of that. She’s even inexplicably selling some boy’s clothing despite having 2 daughters, so Lord knows what kind of Guttermuppet resale game we’re really dealing with here.
And it’s not like she hasn’t know way ahead of time that Christmas was going to be an issue, because she’s been trying to trap a gainfully employed “roommate” into her filth den for months.
….And I do mean filth den.
Wisely, somewhere along the line here, while not being able to care for herself or her two fuck trophies, Crystal wisely decided to add yet another defenseless creature into the mix, too.
Five bedrooms. That’s bigger than my place, and I work full time, my husband works full time, and I blog on the side. This skag pops out a couple of kids and can’t even muster the motivation to sign up for some charity gifts for her spawn. She does have plenty of time for some high fashion section 8 glamor shots though!
Work that disability, girl!
In an added twist of enraging irony, she did have time to show up to Toys for Tots at one point…..to sell some more of her kids shit!
I highly doubt that money was for your kids Christmas, Hobeast. Your poor kid isn’t even going to get her two front teeth.
Christmas is a stressful time of year for most people, especially if you have kids. I get it. But let’s get one thing explicitly clear – Christmas is not an entitlement. I know I’m a cunt for saying it out loud, because in theory every child deserves the magic of waking up Christmas morning and seeing gifts under the tree – but as a parent, you owe it to them. The rest of the world does not. If you can’t be bothered to get out of bed and earn a paycheck to provide it for them the other 364 days of the year, there are plenty of charities set up to do it for you. If you can’t even be bothered to get your shit together enough to make that happen, I honestly don’t know what to tell you. My mind is just blown by this apathetic slopbucket. She is by all appearances just one big gigantic fail. What do you think the over/under is on mommy having the “disease”?