Margarita Margaret Nearly Gets Raped And/Or Murdered By Self-Described “Friendly” Hanover Man Who Told Her That Her Brake Light Was Out


This is Taryn Elizabeth from Middleboro.


She recently went through a traumatic event that she wanted to warn other south shore mamas about.

Holy fucking shit! Will the madness ever end? Just when you think it’s safe to move to the suburbs you have a self described “nice man from Hanover” in his 60’s with glasses letting her know that her brake light is out!! It is NEVER OK to tell someone their brake light is out!! EVER!! Let that bitch get pulled over and get a ticket from the cops. That’s the friendly and respectable thing to do!

Luckily her husband was there to rescue her from this LUNATIC!!

Had he not been there is no doubt that this 60 year old bald friendly man from Hanover would’ve raped and murdered her. Those were clearly his true intentions, even though she readily admits that her brake light was in fact out. I just can’t imagine a scenario in which a complete stranger would ever choose to be friendly when in fact they are almost definitely a raping murderer. Thank you for your service Taryn.


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71 Comment(s)
  • Stunt Penis
    September 3, 2020 at 5:29 am

    The words “6 month old” and “fiancee” in the first sentence of her post told me all I need to know.

    That said, it is still creepy to follow someone to tell them their tail light is out on their piece of shit beater (assuming the claim is even true). I see brake/tail lights out all the time, and not once has it entered my mind to tell the driver, as I could really give two shits.

  • micksmercantile
    Wastefield Bartender
    September 2, 2020 at 10:53 am

    OMG Taryn!!! The trauma you have endured…… I would need so much therapy after such a harrowing ordeal. I hope you will be able to recover. Or…..

    Thank him!!! You literally have a pic of yourself drinking a blue margarita on Facebook. Do you know how most people get OUI’s you fucking simpleton??? Having a light out, or some other vehicle issue. The cops pull you over for a break light, smell booze and the next thing you know you’re going through a sobriety check. The more you know…..(shooting star)

    Albeit, you are such a moron that society may be safer without you on the roads.

  • The Twat Monologues
    August 31, 2020 at 8:30 pm

    He stands up to this twat. He told her, “You’ve pussy-whipped me for the next to the last time!”

  • juror seven esq.
    August 31, 2020 at 7:50 pm

    I’ll do the right thing any time I see a vehicle with a light out. Just the other day there was a vehicle in front of me with this same issue. It was on Chandler St. near the old City Hospital. Driver pulled over in front of one of those Spanish stores. Drive got out and I called him over. Told him about the burnt out brake light. Also suggested he needed a new muffler for the tripped out, low riding Honda he as driving. I didn’t have my Spanish to English book with me so I don’t know what he meant when he said “bésame el trasero.

  • Hugh Wackett
    August 31, 2020 at 7:31 pm

    No one gives a fuck what you had for lunch.
    No one gives a fuck that you had a conversation with a kind, older man who went out of his way to let you know of a potentially dangerous situation with your taillight.
    The mean girls in high school don’t give a fuck that the “big girl” in class finally got married (whether to a poc or otherwise) and bought her boo an “expensive watch” (remains to be seen)…yet here they are, posting this absolutely meaningless bullshit for one reason and one reason only…
    They have no life. It’s pathetic is what it is.

    Fuck you Facebook. You AND the cellphone camera.

    Fuck the pair of you.

  • Drama queen
    August 31, 2020 at 6:14 pm

    I’m female and I’ve had something similar happen many times… a person is behind you, they notice your light is out and let you know because you wouldn’t unless noticed or pulled over…they have beeped, pulled up next to me, etc….I thought it was nice, I didn’t find it weird ..maybe he would have wanted someone to do that if it were his daughter or something. Even if you were a little nervous for whatever dumb reason that could be, it’s really not something to write about On your momma Facebook group. Your the reason people hate those groups. Too much time on your hands so you write dumb shit for attention. Get some hobbies or a job and stop annoying people with your drama. “It’s not the point”. Yeah it kind of is…dumb ass

  • Grips, Grunts and Groans
    August 31, 2020 at 5:28 pm

    Her “fiance” is a dead ringer for Bustoff.

    • M. Lawrence Cheeze
      August 31, 2020 at 8:25 pm

      GTFOH, that wussy boy is no Bustoff!!!

  • Most of the people you meet on the street are just flat out dumb and bored
    August 31, 2020 at 5:25 pm

    “Yes, however, that’s completely besides the point.”

    You can’t make this shit up, people.

  • Down left and hold
    August 31, 2020 at 3:56 pm

    She should have pulled out a gun and killed the old man. That would show she was right.

  • D.B. Cooper
    August 31, 2020 at 2:13 pm

    Perhaps, if these people were not so politically fucked up, they would take a self defense course and purchase a firearm. No need to be scared.
    Nah! Better to be a progressive victim than enjoying the confidence of self defense.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      C. Montgomery Burns
      August 31, 2020 at 9:20 pm

      I’m not sure most of these “people” possess the cranial capacity nor the opposable digits required to operate a firearm. Sometimes I’m amazed they can even text.

  • MGj
    August 31, 2020 at 1:45 pm

    Not sure what’s up with this trend of fugly basic Beckys thinking every white guy from 15-90 wants to violently jump their bones. Hope her fiance gets a clue before he marries crazy.

  • Norm
    August 31, 2020 at 11:40 am

    I hope her fiancé is reading this, he still has time to back out of marrying her

    Dude, just keep fucking her if you must, but DON’T marry crazy

  • the virgin Connie Swail
    August 31, 2020 at 11:26 am

    her ring is impressive, you must score 30 out of 32 at “whack a mole” at Salisbury Beach

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 31, 2020 at 9:43 am

    OMG! Taryn, I could not even begin to imagine how harrowing an encounter that was for you! That is the most perverted act I ever heard of! You definitely should seek counseling.

  • Can we sterilize these braindead losers?
    August 31, 2020 at 9:35 am

    Apparently in the current climate, older white male = guilty until proven innocent of whatever twisted stupidity these shit-for-brains want to fabricate on any given day. While the guy is doing a good deed of course. And in her pea brain, the fact that he’s right about the brake light shouldn’t factor into whether her accusation is bullshit or not. Because the only women whose accusations should be questioned are conservatives?

    Shocker, the flat brim boyfriend has a pandering blm post on his business page. What a cuck.

  • We know it was you
    August 31, 2020 at 9:25 am

    Just remember when your family members send in a sample to the genealogy sites it gets shared with the FBI dna database . That’s what caught the golden state killer/rapist. There is one Turtle rider. In particular that trolls this site who is still under suspicion. For a crime in the 80’s .they will eventually get him to crack .

    • Snarky Pete
      August 31, 2020 at 9:45 am

      I confess. I did it.

  • This is What Joe Bodens America WILL Look Like
    August 31, 2020 at 9:18 am

    Month-long investigation leads to arrest, confiscation of 2.5 kilos of fentanyl in Fall River
    State police said the 32-year-old Lawrence resident Jose Baez-Lara was booked on narcotics trafficking charges.

    Cum Allah Harris likes the diversity.

    • "Heels up" Harris
      August 31, 2020 at 10:49 am

      Haris is a known spooge ingestor

  • McGruff
    August 31, 2020 at 9:17 am

    Junkbox poor people on welfare and Section 8 are always making up these paranoid stories about getting robbed, kidnapped, murdered, and raped. A normal taxpayer would just react by saying thanks to the Nice Guy, or maybe a thumbs up with “Easy there McGruff the Crime Dog. I’m getting it fixed” under their breath.

  • Ted Bundy
    August 31, 2020 at 9:11 am

    Was his arm in a sling??? Damn, I have to remember that line

  • I Hate Section 8
    August 31, 2020 at 8:54 am

    What a lying cunt she is, never happened. The reason she says Fiancé is to keep all the free shit. She doesn’t want to give up section 8, EBT,WIC and SNAP benefits. She would put that all in jeopardy by getting married. Fat millennial bitch with the faggot beard probably lives at home, he’s not paying for the kid. I fucking hate liberals and all their give more free shit. No more Welfare for life, give the same time limit as unemployment.

  • file for divorce now
    August 31, 2020 at 8:49 am

    She’s not ready for marriage it scares her. She’s no beauty queen but she is physically out of her fiance’s league and mentally immature, impulsive. The man is stuck in adolescence and equally insecure, immature.

  • wokiedokie
    August 31, 2020 at 8:47 am

    Fiancee- noun- a male that impregnates a lady but won’t marry her so as not to
    fēˌänˈsā,fēˈänsā/ relieve the taxpayers for the care and upbringing of his spawn

  • Captain Trips
    Frodo Baggins
    August 31, 2020 at 8:43 am

    She married into Royalty!

    She married Thorin Oakenshield!

    She owns Smaug’s gold!

    • Captain Trips
      Frodo Baggins
      August 31, 2020 at 8:45 am

      Oh wait a minute! He’s too fat to be Thorin.

      That must be Bombur

      • Dildo baggins
        August 31, 2020 at 9:13 am


      • Dildo Bigwuns
        August 31, 2020 at 10:36 am

        …the FUCK are you talking about?!?
        Put down your tin foil sword and take off the wolf t-shirt and get a fucking job, ya goofy bastard.

        …the fuck????

  • Nice man from Hanover
    August 31, 2020 at 8:22 am

    Dude, wtf?!

  • Common Man
    August 31, 2020 at 8:06 am

    Glad I finally trolled that bitch spic tormentor off the comments.

  • Peter Dautel
    August 31, 2020 at 7:49 am

    She’s got an incredible rack…

    • Grumpy old man
      August 31, 2020 at 9:20 am

      I’d mount that over my fireplace…….W

  • bill fleming
    August 31, 2020 at 7:17 am

    Evil white men are everywhere except on the New York subway where a white woman was thrown down on the platform and a homeless nutcake of color tried to rape her. Why would anyone let their wives and daughters ride the red line or orange line.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Old Tom Morris
      August 31, 2020 at 9:50 am

      The Red Line is fine, you just have to get on the one that says Braintree.

  • DopedDown
    August 31, 2020 at 6:52 am

    What a dope.

  • hartf811
    August 31, 2020 at 6:19 am

    Suburban rape fantasies.
    Clearly hubby ain’t getting the job done!

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    August 31, 2020 at 5:14 am

    I can’t stop laughing over the line:” I’m just a nice man from Hanover” who says that??? That tells me right there that it never happened. Wanna bet the ” Fiance” isn’t the 6 months old father?

  • Jimmy The Greek
    August 31, 2020 at 3:14 am

    Looks like this Malignant Cunt has shown up in the comment section. I’ve never seen so many “thumbs down”..take the over

    • Will
      August 31, 2020 at 2:51 pm

      Lmfaooo this gremlin has been run through by almost everyone I know. Her baby is not the fiance’s child, in fact there was a point in time she wasn’t sure who’s baby it was as there were at least 5 possible father’s.

  • observer
    August 31, 2020 at 12:15 am

    Hanover must be like Brockton in this poor woman’s Brain.

  • marriage fail
    August 30, 2020 at 11:27 pm

    It’s her way of saying she isn’t sexually satisfied by her chubby gnome husband. She’ll be fucking other guys/girls soon.

  • AJ Baker giggity goo!
    August 30, 2020 at 11:20 pm

    No brake lights means you get rear-ended mmmmm!

  • Keep to yourself
    August 30, 2020 at 11:18 pm

    Because no good deed goes unpunished

  • Guinea Geisha
    August 30, 2020 at 11:18 pm

    There seems to be a real demand for rape these days. But a lack of supply.

    • Karnac
      August 31, 2020 at 10:41 am

      Feminized men don’t rape masculine women.

      Give it another decade and we will hear stories of men being pegged against their will.

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg
        August 31, 2020 at 9:27 pm

        If you peruse the Internets with enough enthusiasm, I’m sure you will find copious evidence of this condition. It’s more rampant than anyone would like to admit. Or be aware of.

  • Dough bro
    August 30, 2020 at 11:16 pm

    Gee, I wonder how long that marriage will last. That’s if it gets to that point……

  • TX Conservative
    August 30, 2020 at 11:14 pm

    what a paranoid stupid cunt. 6 month old daughter … going to be brought up by her and that uh, whatever it is she calls a (sic) fiance.

  • Betty Ford
    August 30, 2020 at 10:49 pm

    I think there were reports Son of Sam always said to his victims “Im a nice man from Hanover” before he killed them.

  • Betty Ford
    August 30, 2020 at 10:42 pm

    Dammit I want to be a victim! Somebody victimize me!

    • Senile Joe Biden
      August 30, 2020 at 11:13 pm

      You aint black

      • Dyslexic Smart Fella
        August 31, 2020 at 10:42 am

        You forgot the “,Jack!” at the end.

        (just saying)

  • Cute dog
    August 30, 2020 at 10:30 pm

    Definitely a cute dog though in that picture

  • Slipknot sucks
    August 30, 2020 at 10:29 pm

    There’s a movie called flirting with disaster with Ben Stiller It has a similar scenario in it it’s pretty funny.

    Mr. Coplin: San Diego has a big carjacking problem. They bump you, and when you stop, they mutilate you and take your car.

  • Do The Reich Thing
    August 30, 2020 at 10:21 pm

    Ted Bundy, is that you again?

    August 30, 2020 at 10:15 pm

    CHICAGO (WLS) — Weekend violence continues to claim victims across Chicago.

    As of 3:00 p.m. Sunday, 38 primates have been shot, nine fatally, according to Chicago police.

    One monkey is dead and five others were wounded in a shooting outside a restaurant on Chicago’s South Side Sunday afternoon.

    A 23.6 percent kill ratio.
    Not bad not bad at all.

      August 30, 2020 at 10:21 pm

      Also, here is some market news ahead of tomorrow’s open:

      SYDNEY, Aug 31 (Reuters) – Asian shares notched a 29-month high on Monday as investors wagered monetary and fiscal policies globally would stay super stimulatory, while an upbeat reading on China’s service sector augured well for continued recovery there.

      MSCI’s broadest index of Asia-Pacific shares outside Japan rose 0.5% to reach its highest since March 2018, extending a 2.8% gain last week.

      Chinese blue chips firmed 0.7% to reach levels not seen since mid-2015. Surveys showed Chinese manufacturing activity edged back a tick to 51.0 in July, but services jumping a full point to 55.2 in a hopeful sign of reviving consumer demand.

      E-Mini futures for the S&P 500 climbed another 0.5%, while EUROSTOXX 50 futures added 1%.

      Tokyo’s Nikkei rallied 1.9% aided by news Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway had bought more than 5% stakes in each of the five leading Japanese trading companies.

      The Nikkei had dipped on Friday after Prime Minister Shinzo Abe’s resignation stirred doubts about future fiscal and monetary stimulus policies.

      Those concerns were eased somewhat by news Chief Cabinet Secretary Yoshihide Suga, and a close ally of Abe, would join the race to succeed his boss. A slimmed-down leadership contest is likely around Sept. 13 to 15.

      Attention was now on a host of Federal Reserve officials that are set to speak this week, kicking off with Vice Chair Richard Clarida later Monday as they put more flesh on the bank’s new policy framework

      Fed Chair Jerome Powell boosted stock markets last week by committing to keep inflation at 2% on average, allowing prices to run hotter to balance periods when they undershot.

      The risk of higher inflation in the future, assuming the Fed can get it there, was enough to push up longer-term Treasury yields and sharply steepen the yield curve.

      • My mudders' mudder was a mudder
        August 30, 2020 at 10:39 pm

        Nice cut & paste job, Fredo.

        Now count to potato.

        • Not for nothing
          August 30, 2020 at 10:52 pm

          But Go Chicago Boons Go is doing a great service, it’s nice to be able to get both crime and market news in one place, sort of a one-stop shop.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Laurie Lightfoot
      August 31, 2020 at 1:17 pm

      You raciss white mutha fucka 39 shootn’s ain’t jack. Only 9 of em died. Bid fuckin’ deal. You stoopit!

  • Crispy C
    August 30, 2020 at 10:12 pm

    The internet has ruined society. Apparently this girl doesn’t get enough attention in real life.

    • Chris
      August 30, 2020 at 11:12 pm

      You nailed it

  • Dat Song Be Racist Now Dawg.
    August 30, 2020 at 10:11 pm

    I fought the law and THE LAW WON

  • george costanza
    the angry taint
    August 30, 2020 at 10:11 pm

    Wtf is the last pic? A deleted episode from escaping Amish?

  • Southie changed I didn’t
    August 30, 2020 at 9:50 pm

    I wish these fucking young cunts would Get the fuck over their pussies

  • Spic Tormentоr
    August 30, 2020 at 9:48 pm

    Niggеr digger for sure. Bet her vag smells like rancid mayonnaise and stale wet newports.

    • Impostor McImposterFace
      August 30, 2020 at 10:11 pm

      I’m sorry, I’ve been huffing paint again.

      You’re right ST, I need to get a fucking life, which I will do right after this hit.

    • Obsessed with Spic Tormentor
      August 31, 2020 at 8:39 am

      Dropping a hard R is just a scum move. At least the real ST is clever and funny. You’re just desperate

      • ST, you are an unfunny loser and a racist. You literally spend every single day commenting on turtleboy and are obsessesed with how many likes you get LMAO. fucking faggot
        August 31, 2020 at 3:32 pm

        Yeah you tell em!! Dropping a hard R yeah fuck that shit ST doesnt get down like that!!

        The real ST only uses funny slurs like Spic, Jew and Kike and only makes fun of brown people like Mexicans and Guatemalans. Totally NOT scummy!

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